#HE MUST DIE

[cloudyvulpine]

So something that's been bugging/concerning me about HB is specifically how old Stolas is.

(To preface this I know there's seemingly a difference between years and Hell years since the wiki distinguished the two, but they seem to work close enough for huge red flags to be raised (in my brain at least))

The wiki states Stolas is in his 30s, no specification on early or late so we're working with 30-39. And in The Circus he seems the exact same age as Blitzø, maybe a year or two older.

With Blitzø in mind we can get a more solid guess. Oops happens 15 years after the circus fire and they were probably in their late teens (15-17) making Blitzø 30-32. (Also sorry for the picture choice it was the clearest shot 😭😭)

With this in mind, Stolas is at youngest the same age and at oldest about 34 since he reinforces the timeline of things by saying it's been over two decades

Where my concern and why this has been bugging me so much is Octavia. She is 17, almost 18. Going by the absolute oldest he could be he had Via when he was 21 or 22, but I unfortunately don't think it's likely (in my heart and soul i hope this is the right answer if they ever confirm his age). With my estimations, the oldest Stolas could've had Via was 16 or 17 and at the youngest only 12 or 13. The worst part is that the visuals don't do anything to dismiss these.

Look at the differences!!! He's so, so much shorter than he is now.

Even comparing shots like this is such a difference. It's not like young Goetias are the size of adult imps, we see that in the flashback that Blitzø and Stolas were the same height when they were kids.

So yeah this whole thing has been nagging me for like 2 weeks. If he was a teenager it genuinely makes me feel a bit of sympathy to Stella too because she's probably the same age. Of course I still hate her a lot but it's all really fucked up no matter what happened

[princessfbi]

Now I keep thinking about when Gerrard was captain that Tommy was probably always scared when Gerrard found out that he is gay, that he will call him a slur like in a direct indirect way he did at the medal ceremony.

I think the simple solution here is that Gerrard should die Murder on the Orient Express style.

He'll go first.

[klance-headcanons-official]

so you guys know Jonah right?

he won't stop fucking talking about shidge.

He refuses to wear his klance pants and instead resorts to "shidge shorts" as he calls them.

Gather, my warriors. We ride at noon.

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

who here wanna kill a bitch w me

[zodaghoul]

He must burn

[randomnumbers751650]

Veyle: Papa still loves us, look.

Sombron: [Long JRPG villain rant about being lonely and refusing to recognize his mistakes and crimes, while showing not an ounce of remorse]

Alear: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Veyle.

Veyle: Damn.

[dranger78official]

toguro MUST die in the anime ASAP!!!!

[sliceocheese]

say bye-bye to the sardine shark painting everyone

He’s going to die now

[tardis--dreams]

I need my dogs here because they're the only thing keeping me calm when i hear trigger sounds. Because i want to fucking throw a chair against the wall and wreck this entire place and set it on fire and kill myself but when there's a innocent little animal who'd get scared by this kind of behavior it gets a lot easier to not act on this urge

[dream-thief-forever-amen]

HE DID NOT!!!!

I am aghast. Lei Chun must be avenged! She gets carte blanche to murder anyone she needs to and avenge herself too, if she’s so inclined.

[miwkchii]

"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"

-Richie probably

(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)

[talkingwithstraykids]

If this isn’t friendship….

[rooolt]

I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear

[theribbajack]

"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."

Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn

[userarmand]

'The Adoration of the Shepherds with a Donor.' Palma Vecchio. A contemporary of my maker, Marius de Romanus, also a fine painter, albeit one of lesser skill. In fact, the donor in the title was my maker. The canvas painted in my maker's studio. And in this case, the donation was... What is the modern word for it? In kind.

[atomicwrongs]

hello lautski nation