#birth of a villain! holy shit
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dream-thief-forever-amen ¡ 4 months ago
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HE DID NOT!!!!
I am aghast. Lei Chun must be avenged! She gets carte blanche to murder anyone she needs to and avenge herself too, if she’s so inclined.
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winterzxsoldierz ¡ 1 month ago
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Well You Know Me...
Avenger!Bucky Barnes X Goofy!Villain!Reader
Warnings: Reader being an idiot and a flirt, no mentions of Y/N, Reader is a Female and a demigoddess who loves to cause chaos.
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Bucky's feet echo along the darkened hall, it's quiet, too quiet for his liking but he keeps moving, he doesn't know why he agreed to come here, to find you, you weren't really a problem per say but you are still on SHIELDS watch list as a threat and after that Loki issue Bucky wasn't taking no chances with you. Bucky gets to a door, it's large and steel, it's nothing out of the ordinary but he's still not lowering his guard knowing you're around, who knows what you'll do. He pushes open the steel double doors and walks in, it's dark, the only light is coming from a purple light in the desk on the corner, he's tense and looking around, he walks in further and feels around for a switch and turns on the lights when he finds it. He has to give it to you, you really have this little evil lair of yours going, with the purple and black furniture, the over dramatic gargoyle statue over the fireplace. He only stares at it blankly.
"Oh what's this? New meat for me to play with?" Bucky jumps out of his skin and turns around quickly, his gun trained on you, he didn't hear you, at all, you just appeared behind him. You smirk and tilt your head, while nothing but mischief gleams in your eyes. "You must be James?" You step closer. "I would give you my name...but that takes the fun out of my game." Bucky just stares not saying a word, his gun still pointed at you and his guard is still up, he was expecting a fight but you just stared at him like a child with a new toy to torment, you had a plate of pizza in your hand and a soda pop in the other.
"What are you doing?" Bucky asks, his eyes narrowed and weary. You laugh and shake your head "I'm on break duh, Evil people need food to." You bite a slice of pizza and grin at him. "Want some?" You say, outstretching your arm to hand him the plate with a raised brow. "No. i don't want your pizza." He scoffs, a grumpy frown forming on his face. "Okay first off rude, i'm not black death, secondly can you please put your gun away, i'm not gonna bite you....Yet."
Bucky's eyes roll, this was gonna be a long night, a very long night....
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Two weeks later... "Hey James!" Again you catch Bucky off guard when he walks into your lair, this time though he has you in a headlock and of course you're grinning like an idiot, "Save these tricks for the bedroom James, you haven't even bought me flowers yet." he scowls and let's go of you "Shut up brat, the only flowers you'll get from me is at your funeral is when i kill you." your jaw goes slack and for a minute it's quiet, before a large grin appears on your lips, "Holy shit, that was hot, i knew you could flirt." Bucky blinks, and he pinches the bridge of his nose, he's only known you for a week and you're already driving him up a wall. "Shut up." Bucky grumbles and pushes past you into your lair. "Where is it?" Bucky asks. "Where's what?" You ask innocently. "The gun, with the green squiggly things, that shoots fire, that gun?"
Bucky demands, and stares at you. "Ohhh...that gun, his name is Blaze, and i don't have it."
You lie, Bucky is unamused, and waits for you to tell him. "You won't intimidate me." Your arms cross over your chest and you smirk, i can't give you Blaze, he's the best thing ever created since ultron" You smirk mischievously and chuckle at the look on Bucky's face, until you cave. "Fine, if i give it, will you protect him? it took me forever to birth him." "I'm not promising anything" Bucky grumbles and holds out his hand as you place the gun in his hand. "I'm going now." Bucky turns on his heels and begins to leave but you call out to him. "You know, you could at least leave your phone number since you're taking my son."
you knew he heard as he left and you can't help but laugh. you knew these encounters wouldn't end anytime soon.
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i will post part two soon. let me know if this is good🖤
Part two here<-
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theyhavetakenovermylife ¡ 4 months ago
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as someone else who is also working on a huge fic project with OC's I am currently SHAKING YOU please i would love to read it holy shit yeahG?GS?GS
A New World: part 1
Bayverse!Leonardo x reader
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Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
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A/N: I take that as a yes😂 This is inspired by a fan fiction I once read, where bayverse Leonardo was teleported into the “real world”. I liked the concept and decided to add some more details and my own imagination to the whole thing. And then it took on a whole form of it's own😂💙
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Leo is 25, reader is 22 - 23.
Warnings: None so far💙
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How Leonardo and his brothers ended up on top of yet another skyscraper, fighting a manic scientist in mechanic body armor, was all gone from his mind at that moment. All he thought about was a way to get that mad man to stop his rampage on the city of New York. All he could recall at that moment was him and his brothers celebrating their 24th birth in the lair, alongside master Splinter, April, Casey and even Vern, before the phone started ringing, with the news of a crazy man running through the streets of New York City. After having fought Shredder and an alien from another dimension, a lunatic in a cyborg suite shouldn’t be that hard. Though the NYPD had called the ninja turtles in to take him down, because they themself couldn’t do it, Leo didn’t see the elderly yelling man to be much more than a wanna be villain. What was it he called himself again? Dr. Horror or something like that. Yeah… not very creative… Mikey had already poked fun at it several times, to the point where even Raph found it funny.
And yet there they were, high above New York City, fighting a man that obviously had his middle life crisis waaaaay too late in his life. He was rambling, overly emotional, and didn’t really seem to have a grasp on reality.
“You and this city will always remember the name of Dr. Horror, and soon the whole world will be mine!”
“Jeez, like we haven’t heard that one before”, Donnie murmured, jumping out of the way before a robotic foot could crush him. Annoyed sounds could be heard from the old man as he tried to stomp the purple time yet another time without success.
“Yeah, you think they would come up with some new material. The same old stuff is not that scary”, Raph said darting from a robotic knuckle sandwich, causing the scientist to get more annoyed.
“Outdated plans, overused comic book lines, and a villain name that sounds like something a 9 year old made up”, Mikey said. The big robot growling yet again. “I mean, dude, what even is your villain origin story? So far you just sound like a sad Shredder wannabe. Like, at least give your evil plans some ground! It makes the fight so much more interesting and makes you seem like a real threat-”.
“Enough!”, the crazed doctor yelled, cutting Mikey off from his long ramble, before claws flew from his cyborg armor, going fast for Mikey. Leo reacted fast, jumped and pushed his youngest brother out of the way. That was when the claw closed around Leo’s right ankle and pulled him high above his head. Leo swung his katanas at the retractable arm, only to be met by a chuckle from the man inside the suite, as he started shaking the blue turtle around like a ragdoll. This caused much anger in his brothers.
“Ay!”, yelled Raph, prompting the man to stop shaking Leo. “Put my big brother down or I’ll turn ya til scrap metal!”
Just as all three was about to charge the big cyborg, the retractable arm extended all the way beyond the roof, high above street level. Leo, who at this point was dizzy from all the flinging around just hung there, clutching his katanas as he looked at the street below. Suddenly that fear of heights from his childhood was growing in his stomach once again.
“Wait!”, Donnie yelled, holding his arms out to stop his brothers from charging further.
Horror boy chuckled once again. “I take it you’re the smart one”. Donnie narrowed his eyes. “Drop your weapons or big blue will become a turtle pancake”, he said, giving Leo a little small shake.
Reluctantly the three brothers looked at each other, before looking back at Leo, who was shaking his head, telling them not to do it. But with a sigh, they did exactly that, leaving the weapons on the roof. This caused the frailing man to start with the whole evil laugh, head high with his eyes closed. Leo took the change and sheathed his katanas on his back, before reaching into his belt for his ninja stars. After a quick aiming, he threw the star, and watched as it made a small slit in the doctor's cheek, before impending itself into his metallic shoulder. Dr. H stumbled back in shock, turning towards the ninja still hanging in his robotic claws.
“I’ve always hated turtles”, growled the irritated man. The next happened so fast, that neither Leo or any of his brothers had time to react. Instead of just dropping Leo and letting him fall to the ground, he swung Leo back before throwing him far and high so hard that he had to do a spin because of the memento, sending him hurling through the air, to the sound of his scared brothers watching in horror.
Flipping and flying through the air over New York, Leo found himself disoriented, grasping at air and kicking his legs, panicking as he saw the roofs of the city go from over his head, to under his feet to over his head again, only to flip down under him once again. The ocean got closer, and he hoped that he would make it that far. But then the roofs got closer and closer. Leo’s panic only got worse. He hadn’t screamed at all while falling down over the city, but as he realized he would hit the street before the ocean, he knew he wasn’t going to make it. Leo couldn’t hear his brothers scream his name from the distance and the wind in his ears. Leo’s scream was big and loud, but just before he could be swallowed by the buildings around him, on his way down to the pavement, a big light opened beneath him with a loud bang. A loud bang that made people fall to the ground, the cyborg fall over on the rooftop before falling to the street below, with the sound of a long “noooooo”. The three remaining green brothers grab onto the roof and each other, so they themself wouldn’t fall the same heights as the cyborg scientist. They watched in fear as Leo fell into the big flat circle of light, before it closed once again with a bang, just as big as the last one, once again sending everyone to the ground. Standing back was Leo’s three younger brothers, staring at the spot where a circle of light had swallowed their older brother.
Leo heard so many noises as he was falling through what seemed like a long tunnel of light and colors. If he was screaming at that point he couldn’t hear it. He didn’t know if he was falling up, down, to the left or to the right. No feeling of gravity, yet it felt as if something was pulling him. Leo did not know for how long he had been falling through the tunnel, before landing with his face first in a pillow filled sofa. Leo was so confused and dazed, that he didn’t notice the loud bang above him, as the circle of pure light disappeared again.
Blinking and squishing his blue eyes a few times, Leo sat up on the sofa, rubbing his head. He sat there for some time, absolutely confused. No thought made sense to him, and he had no idea of what to think of the situation. He sat in a completely foreign living room, in all his green turtle glory, and from the look of the sky outside, in the middle of the day.
Shit. From the frying pan straight into the fire.
Leonardo sat uneasy for a moment, listening for any noises outside of the living room, indicating that anybody could be home. He heard nothing, other than his own breathing, his beating heart and the cars outside on the street.
Slowly standing up, Leo started making his way around the living room, looking for a quick way out. It was a bright living room. It kind of reminded Leo of April’s living room, yet it was different. There were quite a few plants here and there, a lot of books, bright colors, a pretty nice TV, along with small things here and there, like art supplies, figurines and pictures. A lot of pictures. Polaroids and framed pictures on the walls. Some looked like family pictures, others looked like friends hanging out. One thing many of the pictures had in common was this one girl. She had a bright smile, and in Leonardo’s opinion, didn’t look too bad. Must be the girl that lived here.
Leo kepting looking around the room, when he came closer to the window, he realized he was in an apartment, too high up for him to make a quick escape out the window.
“Fuck my shell”, Leo mumbled under his breath, before making his way from the living room to the next room, making sure nobody was around. Just because he couldn’t hear anyone, didn’t mean that he was alone. He knew very well that humans could be quiet, especially from the many times April had sneaked up on him and his brothers.
Leo found himself in an open kitchen. Like the living room, open, bright, colorful, filled with plants and memorabilia. Leo looked out the kitchen window, hoping to find an alleyway and a fire escape, but he was out of luck. No fire escapes and no alleyway. Instead a big open courtyard filled with people, talking and laughing in the daylight, and a pair of glass doors leading out to a balcony.
Leo cursed once more under his breath. Signing, he rubbed his face, wondering what he was going to do now. His thoughts went to his brothers, wondering how they must be feeling at that very moment. Probably terrified. They had just seen him being thrown across New York City before disappearing into nothing. Instinctually Leonardo felt bad. Guilty. Stresset. His brothers were somewhere out there, probably looking for him, fearing for his life. For a cold-blooded creature, Leo was getting really hot. His palms was getting clammy and his face was getting warm.
Leonardo did not know what to do. Heart beat raising, arms and legs slightly shaking as his three fingered hands rubbed his face once again. Leo was so out of it, that he did not know how to react when he heard the front door being unlocked. He just froze one the spot, wide eyes and heart beating harder than it had done, since fighting Krang. Leo heard somebody humming out in the hallway, putting their keys down and taking their shoes off. He could hide! One problem, where could a 6 foot something mutant turtle hide in an unknown apartment, when the person who lived in said apartment was just down the hall?
Leo got to hide. The only thing he managed to do was turn, so he could see the woman as she walked. She stopped in her place, (e/c) eyes going wide, humming stopping, smile disappearing, and if she had had anything in her hands, she would probably have dropped it at that point.
“Don’t freak out!”, Leo quickly said, absolutely terrified. “I- I know it looks weird, b- but I can explain-”.
“You’re in my house”. She cut him off, her voice shocked but calm.
“I know, and I’m sorry! I don’t know how I got here-”.
“Leonardo is in my house”. She said it out loud, in a way that made Leo unsure if she even was talking to him. Because Leo even could say what, she said it again. “The Leonardo is in my house”.
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blacknedsoul-blog ¡ 1 year ago
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Montresor is the Bad Ending of White Raven
So Montresor has a religious trauma. And from what little we know of the flashback to his death, the man was apparently a corrupt preacher.
What that tells me about his life made me crack my knuckles, because holy shit, this guy is an even better villain than I expected. And not for the reasons I thought at first.
Montresor's possible backstory
A fun fact: "unholy men" used to be called "sons of Belial". Same as Monty's Spectre type, so there's the initial connection, but with what we saw in chapter 87, this phrase from his mother resonates quite a bit:
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Montresor was most likely a bastard (literally), and if he was raised in a religious community, that immediately made him and his mother outcasts. Possibly his mother hated him for "ruining her life". Whether this is true or not, the implication is that he grew up a victim of a system that decided he was sucked by the devil from birth.
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In this light, Montresor's attitude towards the world is actually a logical consequence: he has decided that abuse is the only way to relate, and you can either be the victim or the victimizer. Of course, he is now the victimizer.
But he decided that because life taught him two lessons that were important enough to make him the person he is now.
"I know this game better than anybody"
We know from the clothes and hat in his flashback, and the cross around his neck, that Montresor was a preacher. And I would venture to say an excellent one: he has heard all his life that he is a demon, he knows better than anyone what terror hell produces in people, so he knows exactly what to say (or not say) to manipulate others through that fear.
Montresor, like Annabel, is someone who exploits his own traumas.
Annabel has been almost conditioned to behave like the perfect high-society lady, and that includes going to impressive extremes if it means getting something in return. She has engineered her way through life by identifying the currency of the people around her and knowing exactly what to give them so that they will, in her words "kissing her rings".
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Loyalty gained through fear vs. loyalty gained through pretended sympathy.
Same goal.
If the world has made them that way, both Annabel and Montresor will use every last footnote of knowledge gained through trauma to get what they want.
But then there's something else they have in common: this deep knowledge of the rules of the game has also made them both know that the odds are too stacked against them to ever win. In the past, we've seen Annabel throw in the towel on her arranged marriage, but Montresor took a different path, much more along the lines of…
"So I'm not afraid to cheat."
Montresor decided that if people wanted a demon. He would give them one. The worst demon of all, because this one knows the rules: he knows how to play the game, he knows how to cheat and get away with it. We don't know the extent of his atrocities, but given what happened in the flashback and the fact that his idea of a sleepover is stuffing someone behind a wall to slowly suffocate, this guy must have a long rap sheet.
So long, in fact, that he was tied to the tracks of a train to be torn to shreds without even a trial.
Because if the rules are just there to screw you, then screw them: the only option left is to cheat.
Which is exactly what Lenore did when she burned down her house and pretended to be a man to go after Annabel. Lenore jeopardized everything Annabel said was important to her.
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And she got away with it. At least until they were both killed (or, if those of us with our chips on Annabel's childhood friend, they may have both died without anyone knowing).
Now, in Nevermore, Lenore is still doing that, as we can see in her reluctance to kill or destroy Montresor: she refuses to play the game, refuses to follow the rules.
She will look for ways to cheat here, as she did before (something Annabel actually expects her to do). The woman is too stubborn to bend, and so far she seems to have the wind at her back (the question is, for how long?).
The bad ending
These elements make Montresor a complete exhibition of the ultimate consequences of taking Annabel and Lenore's attitudes to the extreme: a person who instrumentalizes her own traumas to unravel and try to inflict them on others, and who is not afraid to cheat for her own benefit if it means getting what she wants.
The only thing that separates Annabel and Lenore from Montresor is that they both still use these attitudes in the name of other people: Annabel for Lenore herself, and Lenore for the people she cares about. That both of them (still) seem to have their hearts in the right place.
But if Annabel continues to use her vast knowledge of this twisted game to work her way through people without caring, and Lenore still believes she's above all rules, here's Montresor to show them (and us) what's waiting for them at the end of the road.
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weepingtalecowboy ¡ 4 months ago
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I desperately want a time travel fanfic about Batman in outsider pov
Where instead of trying to be sneaky or something he just does everything in the most aggressive and illegal manner known to man
His legal team is genuinely concerned when Bruce Wayne is caught in Crime Alley breaking in some poor woman’s apartment and stealing little Jason Todd right out his room then leaving while the mother is in shock just standing there befuddled about how someone could actually have that much audacity to just steal her child right in front of her
He also later is seen in a random supermarket buying a pacifier and a toy with the toddler right in his hands then walking out with clothes and other necessities like he owns the place
Later on he texted his lawyers and they start crying because that man wants to adopt the kid he just kidnapped and now wants them to give him the necessary paperwork
That stunt got well known because off gossip because Catherine Todd has no idea what to do about the most powerful man in all of Gotham stealing her kid and literally no police officer wants to get on Bruce Wayne’s bad side
So they kind of leave that there while Brucie is busy fighting for custody of his kidnappee and scarily enough winning at it
After that situation he takes a trip to china with his now legal kid and comes back with a kid without a known identity or any birth certificate claiming that she is his daughter
And afterwards several years later he steals Stephanie brown and all the Rouges are starting to get scared because holy shit that is the daughter of a known crime lord
By then they all agreed that Bruce is one off them and he deserves to be a Rouge like them and give him an invitation
Because if kite man can join then the serial kidnapper will definitely be good enough
And by then the citizens started hiding their children from brucie who named himself the Snatcher with a goofy costume (because that way he can watch over all of them and collect information and also kite man is now his friend)
“Because the devil runs fast but Brucie snatches your kid much much faster”
He and lex then become billionaire villains who can do whatever friends and Bruce starts stealing his plans and giving them to super man
By that point a Galla is happening and Brucie will be there with all his children and nobody feels safe to bring their own children into it except the Drakes who are secretly hoping that their kid will be taken away and then they see Bruce talking to their kid and seconds later both Brucie and his new kid are gone
And they don’t have to hire a babysitter anymore
When years later he appears with a child he claims being his own nobody believes him he totally stole that one because he had black hair
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cursedzucchini ¡ 2 years ago
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DC x DP prompt #7
Danny and Damian are twins and reveal gone bad mixed up together like a delicious smoothie crack.
Aight so Danny and Damian r twins, git separated at birth, Danny was adopted by fentons, he didn't know he was adopted, until his angry parents talked about it when they were vivisecting him.
So hurt Danny "i have like 3 brain cells on good days, and today's def a bad one" Fenton decides yeah I'm gonna be honest with my new brother.
So he (in phantom form) seeks out Damian (he doesn't really care Abt the rest in his search to sorta find some family to stabilize), who is coincidentally robin in that moment and is like "hello! I'm a half ghost! Please don't kill me :)"
Damian is obviously confused, but his father said he shouldn't stab people that much, and dude's been polite so far so. Yeah they start talking lmao.
And the thing is, that in Danny's relief that Damian is pretty chill about this (other than some weird questions about green glowy stuff) just kinda.... Forgets to tell him they're twins lmao.
So basically they get pretty close in the next few months and Danny even gets to meet the rest of the fam and it's all funny and sweet until Damian is like "Danny... I just want to tell you how much i appreciate you. You are like a brother to me" and Danny just... Stops.
"wait i didn't tell you we are twins??"
Best case scenario; batfam is there, the chaos is delicious, Bruce is burning the adoption papers and is instead calling Talia about any other children she could've hid from him, it's just overall a beautiful mess.
Worst case scenario; some rogue hears this and is like it's free real estate and does some stupid villain stunt. Idk i like the other version better, but this could have them live streaming it and announcing they're gonna do baby gender reveal. The batfam is obviously like holy shit robin isn't answering his comms and is this gonna actually be identify reveal??? But than the villain mentions something Abt twins and they're like ooh it's just some vivilizans, thank fuck, we should still hurry but wow so glad Damian doesn't have a twin haha. Idk i don't have many ideas w this
Anyway the fentons could show up again. For angst they could vivisect jazz too and than blame Danny, or just... Be there to haunt him lol.
This is so dumb holy fuck
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rythmicjea ¡ 6 months ago
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Daddikins and The Slaughter
A bit of housekeeping first. I've been agonizing on what my second entry in this series would be. I wish that I could say that I had a whole bunch of these lined up ready to post. But, all of my ideas revolve around a central theme: Two Sides of the Same Coin. So, before I get into all of those, and my break down of their romance, I want to isolate the situations where they are on the same side. Also, I made a few of the gifs in this post. They're shit. I know they're shit. Just go with them lol. And this is long. Holy hell it's long. It's longer than some of the short stories I've written.
The Opening Game
Archie
Hiram is considered to be the "main villain" of the series up through, and including Season 5. In these five seasons, the show posits that Archie is Hiram's archnemesis. Here's the thing, Archie maybe Hiram's opposite, but he's also a reflection of all of Hiram's insecurities. The biggest question is why a middle aged man would do everything he could to destroy a teenager. Hiram wasn't necessarily trying to destroy Archie himself. He was trying to destroy everything that Archie represented in himself. Archie is the character that most represents Riverdale itself in the show. Everything that the town can be. And Archie isn't afraid of being who he is no matter if he may stumble or fail along the way. To Hiram, that is unacceptable. He can't afford failure. He can't afford to make any mistakes. Everything Hiram does is to capture and destroy Riverdale as a whole because it encapsulates everything he is not. It's also why he can't condone a relationship between Archie and Veronica; because, Veronica is an extension of Hiram and Hiram can't let someone like him be involved with a person who represents everything he is not.
Jughead
Unlike Archie, who can be molded into Hiram's image, Jughead cannot. Hiram knows from the get go that he can't control him. Jughead is Hiram's opposite. Where Hiram is wealthy, Jughead is poor. Where Jughead lets morality dictate, Hiram has no scruples. There is a spot for everyone at Jughead's table, but Hiram believes that the boy shouldn't even be breathing the rarefied air that surrounds him.
For all of their differences, it's not the superficial contradictions that make Jughead an adversary. Again, unlike Archie, it's their similarities that birth the true rivalry. Hiram isn't dumb. He's incredibly cunning. Unlike Jughead, whose intelligence doesn't come from his parents, Veronica's comes from her father's. But, Jughead is a teenager and for as smart as he is, he doesn't have the life experience that Hiram does. He still holds onto an optimism that his exterior doesn't always emulate. Hiram recognizes and respects Jughead's royalty (and yes, Royalty is going to be one of my next entries); and, to take down a royal opponent you have to play a game of politics and subterfuge. This is why the matchup between Hiram and Jughead is of The Game of Kings.
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Veronica
Hiram's villainy against his daughter doesn't come out immediately. He still sees her as his "little girl", "princess", and "mija" for the first few seasons. He relies too heavily on the blood between them to extract what he wants out of her and to manipulate her onto his side. As he tells Archie "fathers are forever". This... this is pure hubris. When a child cuts ties with a parent it's all "But it's your mom/dad! You only have one!" and not "Wow, what did that parent do to make their child walk away from them? How bad was it that their own child left them?"
One of the persistent jabs at Veronica's character is that she insists on telling him her plans to defeat him and then is surprised when he listens and turns the tables on her. For all of her acumen, Veronica is still a child. The main characters are still only children. They are teenagers thrust into a world of adult problems. Then, they are expected to solve all of the town's issues when it was never their job to begin with. But, Veronica, as Mrs. Burble points out is obsessed. She is obsessed with making her father proud of her. She wants all of her accomplishments to be recognized on their own merit without his interference.
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Even though it takes many years, Veronica ends up severing ties with him completely. Going so far as to hire a hitman who is successful. That should tell you just how villainous Hiram Lodge was that his own daughter took such extreme measures.
The Middle Game
Hiram's True Rival(s)
The true opposition to Hiram's town domination has always been Jughead and Veronica. Sometimes separately and sometimes together. Unlike Archie, Hiram can't control or manipulate Jughead onto his side. And to an extent, he can't do the same to his daughter. He tries his best and for a brief moment, he succeeds. But, she always finds a way out of his clutches.
The Prince
There's more than one way to execute your opponent. Jughead put Hiram in a position that he never expected. For all of his underhandedness and corrupted ways, Hiram wasn't ever able to bring Jughead down to his level. Hiram buys the Riverdale Register, Jughead publishes in the Blue and Gold. When the Register becomes the Lodge Ledger, Jughead creates the Riverdale Choice. Jughead helps lead the protests on Pickens Day and then Hiram retaliates by severing the statue blaming it on the Serpents. It's when Jughead refuses to kill the article on him that Veronica's vision of her father begins to become unrepairable.
The first time Jughead meets Hiram, they speak about family. But, before Jughead can continue any meaningful dialogue, Hiram cuts him off. Hiram employs these little mind games throughout the series. Jughead might have come off as dramatic when he said that Hiram was "trying to buy [his] silence again". But, he was right. And I believe the majority of viewers knew that, even if they didn't recognize how.
Hiram realizes that for every move he makes, Jughead successfully uses the high road against him. Hiram is not a shortsighted individual. In Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors we see the trap that's been laid coming to fruition. Now, Hiram never expected Jughead to go on a hunger strike or for anyone to follow him for that matter. He asks Archie about it and Archie (oh you lovable himbo), thinks he takes Hiram off the scent.
For all of Hiram's diabolical scheming, there is one thing that sets him apart from other villains. And that is, he keeps himself incredibly composed. In fact, the first time we ever see him get angry is in the second season when Jughead first starts writing about Hiram's exploits. I think every fan remembers where he slams his hand against his desk yelling "JUGHEAD JONES!" In fact, you can probably count on one hand the amount of times Hiram actually gets angry. And if it's not him lashing out about his own insecurities, he's lashing out about Jughead.
The Knight
Jughead discovers Hiram's plan for the Southside very early on. But, he has absolutely no support. Even when he proclaims he's going on a hunger strike, his best friend laughs. Then, to his surprise, Jughead has far more support than anyone expected. And, Jughead correctly knows that it's in no one's interest to take down "a bunch of teenagers trying to save their school". So, Hiram gets Archie to do his dirty work. He pits the best pals against each other.
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The knight always gets romanticized in literature, history, and in this game of black and white. But simultaneously they remember and forget the knight always makes a turn. A change of course.
Season two isn't the best season for Archie's character. There's a lot of attempts at ambiguity. He thinks he's trying to play both sides, but he isn't. Archie is always categorized as someone who is steadfast and true. He is the moral compass for the town. But with this, he lets Hiram direct that turn and it puts everyone in danger.
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But, there's something I find really interesting in the costuming that you can see in this scene in particular. Whenever Jughead needs to be The Leader/The Prince the prongs of his beanie are curled outward making the famous crown more prominent.
Jughead in the shot below is acknowledging that Archie, his once white knight, is gone. He doesn't know when or where he lost him, just that he's gone. But, he accepts the sacrifice of his own piece for what he hopes will be a win in the end.
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The Rook Pawn
There are several times that Hiram throws Veronica to the wolves. Far too many for a father to do to his own daughter. But, it all starts with her rebellion. At first, she wants to be part of her parents enterprise. She doesn't realize just how deeply her family is committed to this life of crime. Like Jughead, there's an innate optimism that she can change her family's legacy.
In 2x16 we see the start of Hiram's plans to sacrifice his daughter. And it's this episode that Veronica starts to realize that she is unprotected and begs for help. She realizes that she's not a backrow piece. She's a pawn. She might be her father's favorite pawn, but she is still a pawn. A piece to be maneuvered for his own gain. She lists three names, Ethel, Betty, and Jughead. Betty is her best friend who just left her high and dry as her running mate because Veronica lied to her. She put her parents first and has realized that mistake. She's known for some time that her parents are the reason why Ethel's life is in shambles and she wants to make amends. But... why Jughead?
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The deification of parents in Hollywood
Like I'm a criminal too...
Why is it so important to Veronica that Jughead doesn't see her in the same light as her parents? Because she, unlike Betty and Archie, and unlike the Serpents, can see the game the two are playing. She has been witness to Jughead's hunger strike, read his articles about her father, and arbitrated the negotiations between the two kings. And, yet, she's afraid. She's afraid that she brought this blight onto the town. In season five she says that it's her fault. It's her father and she needs to be the one to fix it. Children of narcissists learn from a very young age that it's their job to regulate the emotions and behaviors of their parents. Veronica never wanted her father home. She begged her mother to find a way out from under his thumb. Her actions of trying to impress him is a tactic to regulate her home life.
In the comics, it's well known that Veronica and Jughead are classified as "Frenemies". Do you want to know a secret? *beckons you over and whispers* They date several times in the comics and there are tons of panels where Jughead is lusting over Veronica unironically. In the second episode of season two Jughead is a friend to Veronica. He gives her cliche advice because it's what worked for him and his father. Children of addicts are special. They have to make their home safe for themselves. They put a burden on their shoulders to cure their parents. Because if they can do that then they don't have to carry the weight of the responsibility of surviving anymore. Trust me when I say, that all children of addicts blame themselves for what they went through at some point in their life.
Hollywood loves to deify parents. They can't do anything wrong. And if they did then they had a good reason for it. Play some sappy music in the background and they make you forget just how horrific their actions were. Jughead, when he gives this advice to Veronica, doesn't know Hiram. He says "I won't pretend to know what lies inside your father's heart". And when he says if there's a chance that her father is trying then it's only respectful to recognize that. He doesn't say she has to meet him halfway. How much effort she wants to put into it, is for her to decide.
But when Jughead realizes who Hiram is and the extent of his control he backpedals faster than a cyclist in the Tour de France. He does everything out in the open too. He does it so Veronica can see. He fucked up by giving her bad advice. If he had known what her father was truly like he never would have said such things! He would never tell her that she was at fault for his actions. He would never say that her father's mess was hers to clean up. Because he recognizes a traumatized person, because he's been traumatized. What he would say is that he was at fault for not knowing things sooner. (Oh you sweet summer child...)
When Jughead challenges Hiram to come to the trailer park, so that the two royal lines can broker an accord, she doesn't sit with her father. Jughead doesn't sit next to her because this is not a 'both sides made mistakes' issue. This is Hiram against the Jones'. So, Veronica sits between them - like a moderator or negotiator. She doesn't fully realize it yet, but this physical separation is the beginning of a crack. It's small. But it's enough.
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That's why, when she announces her candidacy for Student Body President, Jughead perks up when he hears her parents are against it. Because that means she's thinking for herself. She's acting on her own. And Jughead presses on that crack making it deeper.
So, when she says that she doesn't want Jughead to see her as a criminal, her subconscious is coming to the surface and she is recognizing the truth around her. It's a truth she doesn't want to be apart of. So while Jughead has been trying to atone for his mistake, by exposing Hiram; Veronica changing course is her way of atoning to Jughead for what she believes is her fault.
One of the most beautiful things about their interactions is that Jughead never blamed Veronica. He might have been upset with her because outwardly she was so dedicated to her family, but he never once thought that she was responsible for Hiram's actions.
When they go low, we go high... Riot Night
The Bishop
Hiram has a Bishop - Penny Peabody. And he uses her to destroy the newly crowned Prince. And this is where Jughead realizes the real game he's been playing. The entire time he believed that it was two kingpins moving those under their leadership, using their own resources, to bring the other down. It's on Riot Night that he finally sees that he's never been on the offensive. Where he entertained the possibility of Hiram and FP playing the Kings on the board, he now understands that Hiram was never on the board to begin with. And Jughead was a pawn who made it to the back row. You see, in chess, a pawn can be elevated to "Prince" if they make it to the back row of the opposing side. Jughead was someone who begrudgingly took up his mantle in the Serpents (he moved from pawn to prince to king). And Hiram used this to his advantage.
Even at the last minute Jughead still didn't figure it all out. But he did realize the one thing no one else did. When confronted, Hiram tries to deflect; but, it's what Jughead says that is the most haunting. He notes how much Hiram is spending on all of this. But it's not the amount spent - it's the worth that those he bought represents. In business, the most valuable item is that which has not been obtained. Without Jughead, the Serpents would have rolled over. There was enough heat coming down on them to make them leave. So, when Jughead says "but you couldn't buy us", what he means to say is "you couldn't buy me."
It's in this moment, when he's cornered and in check, that he realizes he was Hiram's opposition all along. Jughead knew he was a thorn. But, he believed himself to be outside of the fight. An objective observer. This realization is what inspires the counteroffer to go to the slaughter for his gang, his town, and his father. Hiram knew the only way he could ever defeat Jughead was if Jughead sacrificed himself. He used Jughead's innate goodness against him. And Penny noted it all. "The sacrificial lamb arrives..." Jughead figured that no bloodshed would follow his sacrifice, but Hiram knew that without Jughead's leadership, the Serpents would implode. Getting Jughead out of the picture was Hiram's entire goal.
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Deflection, Attack, Refute, Valve, Opposition
Like all villains, Hiram has a pattern. Surprisingly, Hiram's is well known in the psychology world: DARVO.
Deny
Attack
Reverse Victim
Offender
For those who are unfamiliar with this the titles are pretty self-explanatory. But, Hiram executes these with precision. Jughead says himself that Hiram is 10 steps ahead, because he is. Knowing when a teenager is going to zig instead of zag isn't that difficult; but, making that zig look like something it's not, is.
Deflection
Hiram likes to isolate his opponent first. But during that isolation he builds you up. He appreciates what you have to offer. He loves listening to your ideas. He makes you feel welcome in his world. That's how slimy he is and it makes the skin crawl once you know this. The diabolical part of this is the "Deny" aspect. He denies his involvement because he makes his victim come up with the idea. He gives them the authority to act out their deepest and darkest desires. This is how he keeps his hands clean.
Attack
Surprisingly, his attack, looks like denial, but it's really a withdrawal. Take the Dark Circle. Archie came up with it, Hiram facilitated it, but he maneuvered behind Archie's back to take it away from him. And he did all of this, so that at the debate, Hermione could truthfully say that Archie started it. Because he did. The nuance of the situation doesn't matter.
When it comes to Jughead, his actions are far more psychological. He calls Jughead "the other one" when he introduces Archie and Jughead to the new sheriff. He does this knowing it will diminish Jughead's efforts. But, Jughead, always knowing he's underestimated takes it in stride which just further upsets Hiram.
Refute
In Veronica's case, he serves his daughter up on a silver platter to be auctioned off to the highest bidder of 'The Families'. And when she puts in the work to get her idea off of the ground, he plays the victim. He makes it seem like she is the bad guy for thinking that her efforts could be successful. Because, if she fails, what would happen to Hiram? Later he throws out that she chooses others "over blood". No, she chooses others over him. He acts like she has made the ultimate betrayal when really, he has always been the betrayer. This is especially evident at the beginning of Season Three when Hiram refuses to withdraw his attack against Archie and says that it is her "punishment" for picking "that boy over blood".
Valve
Ultimately, his goal is to make those he is attacking into the offenders. "I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids". Sound familiar? Hiram is just a business man taking advantage of good land deals so he can elevate his project that will elevate the town. He doesn't understand why this petulant teenager is trying to stall progress! Why is he the one being vilified when everyone can prosper? His Mija is just a child! He's looking out for her and her well-being. Of course he would take the money she earned and put it in a trust. She's not old enough to understand the responsibility that comes with such a large sum. Ignoring the fact that when her would-be rapist kidnapped and tortured her boyfriend, Hiram did nothing. Instead, he's absolutely okay with Veronica selling herself for Archie's freedom.
Opposition
He doesn't send Jughead or Veronica to be slaughtered, it was done of their own volition. They decided to do that. Their choices lead them to that outcome. Except, his game of psychological warfare in the form of systematic torture and corruption of the town drove them to do it.
The End Game
Tick Tock, Daddy... Tick... Fucking... Tock...
Season five and six Jeronica is SO underrated. I know that it seems like their relationship in season seven came out of nowhere but if you don't think that they were coded from the pilot, then you have recognize that the groundwork was being laid since they all came back to Riverdale. But I argue this groundwork goes back even farther. As early as the season finale of season two.
It's Veronica who is the first to stand with Archie to save everyone from being bussed out. She wants to buy the Whyte Wyrm to save Jughead from Hiram. And when she finds out that Hiram fired FP from Pop's she realizes the "bigger, smarter play". Jughead really doesn't have that strong of a connection to the Wyrm. Yes, it's Serpents territory. Yes, it's the last piece of the southside that Hiram needs. But it's in this moment that Veronica realizes that Pop's is the Heart of Riverdale. In my analysis of Archie's dream, at the beginning of season five, I present that Jughead is Riverdale's conscience. And Veronica is the first to realize this fact. So, because her friend loves this diner, and this diner is everything to the town, she lovingly takes it over.
Hiram's deception of still owning Pop's is the first time he sacrifices Veronica. The second time is when he destroys her rum business because he can. He uses his position as Mayor to literally break the law because she beat him at his own game. So, he topples the game board. The third is when he sabotages her self-esteem by greasing her entrance into Harvard. He even tries to sacrifice her for his own good in season seven! He gets her to perjure herself with an affidavit by saying she was with him in Cuba. But, to me, what he does in Season 5 is the worst one and one he both succeeds and fails at, at the same time.
From his intro we all knew that Chad was a version of her father. The saying that "girls marry boys just like their father" exists because it's true. Chad is stalking her, harming her, defrauding her, and abusing her (love bombing is a form of abuse). Every trick that Chad employs is the same that Hiram did to Hermione. So, Veronica, innocently believing enough time had passed, goes to her father for help. And Hiram turns her away. Why does he do this? What could she have possibly done to deserve him turning his back on her? She set a boundary that she would not clean up his mess and save him when he willingly and stupidly put himself in danger because of his machismo. I repeat, as a teenager she refused to be a parent to her father. That's the reason why he won't help his daughter get out of an abusive marriage and he actively helps Chad hunt her down. This is when he succeeds at sacrificing her. Hiram fails when she successfully defends herself against Chad and eliminates the threat he poses.
Just like the end of sophomore year when Jughead almost gave his life to save everyone he loved, history repeats itself with Veronica fighting for hers against her husband and exiling Hiram.
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The Heart and The Conscience...
The conscience is when the brain agrees with what the heart wants. Jughead and Veronica work separately to take her father down. They both almost die in the process. Hiram willingly sends his daughter and the rival prince to their own demise to keep his control. To quote Jess, that's some Shakespearean shit. If Veronica is Cordelia then Jughead is Hamlet. But, if they had worked together from the beginning? Archie never would have been arrested, they never would have been in danger, Veronica never would have put the hit out on her father, and Hiram would have been gone by the end of season two.
Season Three
In Season Three, Jughead investigates the Gargoyle King and he suspects it's Hiram. But he can't go after Hiram the way he did the previous year. He knows what will happen if he does. He still never comes down to Hiram's level but he's far more covert and direct than he once was. He was a pawn who elevated himself to Prince and then took up the mantle of King. This time, he knows he's on the board but instead of moving everyone else, he knows better now. He knows to make sure everyone's playing the same game.
That's why Hiram could never really affect Jughead the way he wanted. Jughead used his resources against him not wanting to get too close. But in their Junior Year, Jughead has to take a more personal approach. There's a discomfort and an anger when he does this. He can't obfuscate the fact Hiram has gotten to him, but it's far more complex than it once was.
This is the same with Veronica. The first episode has her disowning herself from her father. "You don't have a daughter anymore." She feels more inclined to manage the carnage but neither have the fortitude to do what they did the second half of their sophomore year. And they don't have the wherewithal to aid the other's help. It's why in season three we begin to see Jughead pick up the pieces from when Hiram shattered Veronica. Even when dating Archie, Veronica's only protector was Jughead. But that's for another post 😉.
...and Mate
If their dynamic with Hiram teaches us anything it's that together, Jughead and Veronica are absolutely unstoppable. For as cerebral as Jughead can be, he is the heart to Veronica's conscience. Jughead is emotional and prone to letting them cloud his judgement. It's a real and honest portrayal of the complexities of teenagerhood.
Where Jughead is emotional, Veronica is analytical. She's the embodiment of the sexism women face every day. Women can't be emotional or they won't be taken seriously. They have to work twice as hard to get half as much. Nothing, not even for a Princess, is handed to them. Veronica rarely lets her emotions get the best of her, and the first time she sheds a few tears it's Jughead's name on her lips. Not because he caused them but because she's not ready for him to see her vulnerable. She's not ready to confide in him. She's not ready to apologize for her parent's actions because she still believes it's her fault. That's why, after he's almost killed, Veronica vows to make things right. She still wants to atone.
I mean, when you break down the series finale you realize that the writers couldn't say it outright, but Jughead and Veronica became the most influential couple the world had ever seen. Name a more powerful couple than a studio president and a publishing mogul. I'll wait...
And, as always, I love feedback. Do you agree? Disagree? Let me know your thoughts!
Bisous, Bisous... Votre Auteur.
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atopvisenyashill ¡ 3 months ago
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IF YOU LIKE THIS ASOIAF CHARACTER, I THINK YOU’LL LIKE THIS FARSCAPE CHARACTER
i did a “all gays” thing for my birthday last year but i was too lazy this year. instead here is my opinion of farscape & asoiaf characters, comparing characters i think are similar.
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if you like theon greyjoy…i think you’ll like john crichton (he’s the main character).
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Conga Line Of Trauma
Very loose grip on reality
Struggles with choosing between the family he’s been kidnapped into and the family he was born into
Top Two best story arcs about male victims of sexual trauma imo
Copes by imagining himself as a character in a story rather than face his reality
Pathetic wet cat of a man
if you like jaime lannister…i think you’ll like aeryn sun
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theyre hot shit and everyone knows it even though they hate it - the ☀️ radiant aeryn sun☀️ and “was there ever a man as beautiful and terrible”
Well known for being good at their job (which is killing people)
Idealist that got that idealism beaten out of them
constantly repressing emotions
an arc that is very romance centered but atypical as a traditional romance
if you like brienne and/or sandor…i think you’ll like ka d’argo.
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Young, experienced but not too experienced military type
Struggles with idealism and what being a soldier/knight should mean
Not forthcoming about backstory
Struggles with temper
Cool And Important Weapon And Mount
Considered mindlessly violent by many
Very weird about romance and sex
if you like catelyn stark…i think you’ll like pa’u zotah zhaan
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religious and maternal
pacifist tendencies but also will cut a bitch if pressed
Infamous for being unpleasant
Traumatic death scenes
Questionable relationship with the concept of dying and staying dead
MILFs
if you like sansa and arya stark…i think you’ll like chiana
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Their Series’ Hottest It Girls
Idolizes rebellion leading older brother (who ultimately abandons her in favor of his rebellion)
Desperate for family
Holds emotions close, but highly emotional
Taste for finer things in life
Baby of the group
Struggles with grief and anger
Spunky go getter
Questionable taste in romantic relationships
if you like tyrion lannister….i think you’ll like scorpius
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mother died birthing him and he struggles with this immensely
tormented by a crazy ruthless woman in power
feels betrayed by a lover of a lower social status just trying to get by and gets real violent over it
The Anti Villain - has very good reasons to be insane but holy shit is he insane
Always survives despite all odds against him
If you like Joffrey Baratheon…I think you’ll like Dominar Rygel XVI (hear me out!)
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Absolute ruler who faces civil war
Wildly misogynistic weirdo
Weak grasp on morality
Turned into a violent, selfish asshole as a trauma response
Hates women yet his deepest, most profound and intimate relationships are with a woman he’s not even fucking
Remains selfish and violent throughout the story but also, if you talk shit about him i will throw hands
if you like samwell tarly…i think you’ll like Pilot.
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Couple of sweet fools
Underrated for being a bad ass
Intimate relationship with a Very Cool Lady From A Bad Situation (gilly/moya. moya is a living ship btw).
Just wants to be a nerd and hang with his gf (again, gilly and moya)
Doesn’t believe in himself the way he should
if you like stannis baratheon…i think you’ll like bailar crais.
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Is he a hero? is he a villain? is he an anti villain? is he an anti hero? you decide!
loses his everloving mind after his brother dies
sad traumatic childhood backstory
an arc focused on what service and leadership means
[SPOILER REDACTED]
HE thinks he’s the straight man in a circle of freaks and he thinks this while being objectively the biggest freak there
and last but not least let’s go to my babies!!!!
if you like bran stark…i think you’ll like stark.
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Overwhelming magical abilities
Connects magically in intimate, voyeuristic ways
Potentially unkillable
Considered a sweetie by Local MILF (his mom/zhaan)
Struggles processing a personal loss
A narrative focus on the importance of bodily autonomy
Doesn’t have as much screentime/page time as he deserves
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darklinaforever ¡ 6 months ago
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Greens stans to me : The Darkling / Darklina and Kylo Ren - Ben Solo / Reylo = sick shit / violence against women ! You think these characters are hot, so you turn a blind eye to what they do !
Also, still greens stans to me : Aegon II and Aemond (both rapists) = depth, complex, complicated and interesting characters in someone's perception.
Me, the one apparently displaying hypocrisy and stupidity :
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(I should point out, however, that these things were said to me by exactly the same person. It’s really crazy ! 😂)
Once again, Aemond is interesting (for me) in his writing angle in terms of Daemon's foil / dark reflection. But is he deep ? Is he complex ? Is he complicated ? I do not think so ! This guy is characterized as a little demon from birth, until the end of his life !
And Aegon isn't even one of the 4 things !
He's just a lazy person, in addition to an alcoholic rapist and pedophile, who enjoy watching their illegitimate children fight in an arena.
The aspect of him originally not wanting the throne and being forced out of it by pressure from Criston Cole and fear of Rhaenyra attacking / killing him and his siblings is just a positive propaganda bullshit reported by Maester Eustace, pro greens !
The proof being that Aegon II is subsequently reported to completely enjoy being in power, in fact not letting anyone influence him in his decisions, and rejecting Rhaenyra's peace proposal guaranteeing his own survival as well as that of his brothers and sisters if he recognized her as a legitimate queen, while insulting her as a whore afterwards...
(But then, if people find that Aegon II is an interesting villain in one way or another, good for them ! I do not claim to have the holy word about the love that one can have or not have for a villain. All tastes are in nature. Perhaps the depth of his pathos and monstrosity can be interesting and fascinating on a certain level ? But for me, the way he's written doesn't grab me at all and I can't really see anything interesting about him... On the other hand, I think I'm speaking completely objectively when I say that Aegon II from Fire and Blood, is not deep, complex and complicated. Sorry not sorry)
And don't tell me that Rhaenyra was lying and probably still would have killed them, because nothing in the text of Fire and Blood implies that she could harm her brothers and sisters before the war officially begins after Lucerys death. In fact, Rhaenyra is so merciful that she will let Alicent survive (the woman responsible for most of her suffering and her usurpation) once she has her in her hands, as a tribute to her father Viserys, even though Alicent was originally to be executed along with Otto under the terms of her peace proposal to Aegon II according to my memories. So it would surprise me a lot if Rhaenyra would have had her half brothers and sisters killed after giving her word.
In any case, the Greens really come from another dimension...
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cheffe-cool ¡ 3 months ago
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There’s another person on here who’s recording a bunch of reread details on Aouv rn (you probably know who you are, hi lol) so I thought I’d also draft some of my own thoughts up about it 👌
So here’s some All of Us Villains details :)
I like how in chapter 12 of Aood when Finley and Briony visit the Blair’s, and Finley says that their family uses their code to justify slaughtering people they care about, Abigail immediately assumes Finley is talking about Briony, because she doesn’t even consider sending her OWN son off to a death tournament as slaughter. To her, it really is an honor to go and die for your family, even though it’s taken the lives of countless of her ancestors and likely would have Finley, if the tournament had played out as usual- most certainly Gracie or Ava if one of them had been the volunteer.
But instead she’s just like “dude kill your girlfriend it’s not that big of a deal”
But seriously she’s so delusional- the Lowe’s win every 2 out of 3 tournaments and it seems like the second most likely winners have historically been Thorburns. Like Finley had such a small chance of survival, but when he volunteered, her reaction was probably just to be proud of him.
These seven families are so mf delicious.
This one’s a bit obvious, but the Full Moon Child story that Alistair commandeers from ML.Jr in chapter 11 of Aood is literally just about himself lmao. You can go back and read it and it’s like “Don’t deny who you are because then your brothers gonna die ooooo 👻”
I love when these books do foreshadowing lol- there’s this moment in the first book where a succulent plant or something casts a spiky shadow in Reid’s face 😭
In Aood- the little blurb from the news at beginning of each chapter usually pertains to whichever pov you’re on, but the news covers Gavin so little, that his blurbs are usually about Alistair or the Lowe’s, because the average person probably just thinks of Gavin as an ad on to that crew. He’s just the Lowe’s sidekick lmao.
Hendry likes sweets but he’s bad at baking :,)
Isobel and Alistair have remarkably similar thoughts, feelings and circumstances in aood. One example is how they are both the most loved AND hated member of their respective alliances. Isobel is sent a trick spellstone that paints the world ‘cunt’ in sores on her arm (holy shit you guys she’s a fucking seventeen year old get a grip oh my god) while Gavin sights the curse stones they receive along side the fan mail as “usually targeting Alistair.” Whilst on the flip side, Isobel is the most famous champion and covered the most in the news, while Alistair has a dedicated fan club, who asks him to record sexy voice messages for them and draw him shirtless.
Man, fame sucks.
(holy shit you guys he’s a fucking sixteen year old get a grip oh my god)
Okay Gavin only says Alistair’s name once in the entire duo-logy. Like???? In his head he says Alistair’s name all the time (pretty much constantly) and in book two calls him “Al” all the time. But the ONLY time he says the word “Alistair” EVER is after he goads Alistair into burying the lamb’s sacrifice, calling out to him to apologize.
He literally doesn’t say the guys name the entire second (and longer) book lmao.
I wish there was a bigger fandom so that I could make a TikTok slideshow with that audio “how about I dance the black swan for you?” Accompanied by depictions of Briony cutting off Innes’s finger and get a billion likes.
Y’all WHAT HAPPENS TO THE LOWE SPOUSES? I know Alistair makes a joke that his mom ate his dad like a praying mantis, but fr- what happened to Moira’s husband and Rowan’s wife??? They were totally probably murdered right??? Rowan’s wife is actually never mentioned, but I’m assuming sombody gave birth to Marianne jr.
Also Alistair and Hendrys dad doesn’t have a canonical name- just thought that was interesting. Probably because it was a little…. “On theme” with the other Lowe names of you catch my drift 😬
I would’ve been in full support of Alistair and Hendry having long faces and genetic defects- but oh welll, I suppose they had to be hot.
That theory’s not even canon anyway- but how does your whole family line have dark curly hair, widows peaks and gray eyes for 400 years straight lmao. Besides they can’t exactly invite many outsiders inside with all that child sacrifice and oh my god that’s why they killed Alistair’s dad and Marianne’s mom isn’t it. Shit.
Marianne Sr. IS quite the fan of cover ups 😭
That’s probably it for now, but I’ve definitely got some more thoughts that I had a long time ago and have half forgotten now- so I’ll write em down if I remember :)
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eruisapenguin ¡ 8 months ago
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Pataphysics Department AU
(SCP Foundation x Researcher!MC)
Sucks to be MC, huh.
CW: Reference for suicide
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It was fuzzy, the memories, you couldn't remember clearly what had happened; painfully mundane it seemed, before. Then all light dimmed, edges stained with darkness. You thought you were fainting, that's fine, you were probably overexerting yourself like usual.
Then you find yourself restricted from receiving air, all oxygen taken away, panic immediately floods you. Were you being kidnapped after all?!
You tried to trash around—yet no muscle moved even an inch, paralyzed and suffocated…you wished to scream; for the whole world to listen. But you can't, you are stuck in a nightmare.
Help, please, somebody….anybody...you can't die now…you have so much to live for! Is this really the end? You don't want to die…
There's something…finally at last! Something other than an everlasting void…
It was spiral
Stretching and pulling before you.
You cannot breathe.
Your body jolted awake, trembling hand wrapped around an object—you can feel a cool metal pressed against your temple—to your shock it was a gun, what the fuck!? You threw it away, the gun clattered to silence below on the ceramic floor. What were you doing just now! Why do you have a gun, you don't remember owning one—and where the hell are you?!
It was an office, colored in white enough to drive a man insane. There are many scattered papers in front of you, on the desk. Is it your desk? Among other walls of printed text one caught your eye, a very familiar view since ever your brain rot over scp: containment breach.
The spiral gestalt.
Now hold on a fucking second—
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So, from what you can gather. Your other universe's y/n is a researcher of the goddamned SCP Foundation, somehow they got a hold on D-9341—Dr. Walker’s spiral gestalt thingy and tried it on themself. Which had worked; almost entirely or not as what other y/n’s prediction.
Heck you don't even know what they intended to do with it, communicating? Save and load power?
Whatever it is, it's a mystery to you. But first, you need to get rid evidences of the experiment ever happening. You're not sure if you're even authorized to do this—hell D-9341 got demoted for it, you absolutely do not want to be a D-class or terminated.
…
Holy shit, could other y/n br a villain in making?
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The paper was filled with ink, it was your own handwriting. Black, white, black, white, gray. Rather than the standard scp font you forgot the name of. It appeared to be quite obsessively written, the madness present even through the text. Yep, definitely a villain.
You sighed, putting it inside a paper shredder, then drenched the ruins with water inside a trash can. Now nobody will ever look twice at it. Your nose twitched at the smell of smudges of ink against your fingers.
Your other’s ID card hangs from your neck. Giving it a good look for once; the photo stares back with dead eyes, taunting. Name, age, birth year; all the same as yours.
Pataphysics department. Level three clearance, senior researcher.
How fun.
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dwobbitfromtheshire ¡ 10 months ago
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What I wish had happened, set between seasons 1&2, but after Flight of Icarus:
Nancy couldn't breathe. She was having another attack, the kind she's been having since it all went to shit. . .since Barb died. She hadn't told Steve about any of it, not really. Steve. . .she loved Steve. He was so sweet and kind, so patient with her. When she was with him, he made her feel less alone with her grief, but at the same time, when she looked at him, she thought about Barb dying. Does a part of her blame Steve? How could she? They didn't do anything wrong that night. Did they? She stormed into the bathroom without paying attention to her surroundings and locked herself into an empty stall.
"Fuck!" Nancy exclaimed.
"Okay. . .either I'm in the wrong bathroom, or you're in the wrong bathroom," a male voice said.
Nancy paused before opening the stall door and finally seeing the urinals. Of course. She closed the door and leaned her forehead against it.
"I'm in the wrong bathroom," Nancy said and laughed when she realized she could breathe again.
"It's alright, we've all have those days," the man replied.
"You've had days where you accidentally went into the wrong bathroom?" Nancy asked.
"A couple of times, yes, but it did not end well for me," he said.
"I'm sure it didn't," Nancy said, laughing.
"So, what ails you, my fellow man?" He asked.
"Um, I don't even know you," Nancy said.
"Exactly, you don't know me, which means you can tell me anything, and it's not like I can tell anyone because I don't even know who you are," he said. "Talking about it helps."
"So, you're just in it to help me out and not because you're a nosy shit?" Nancy asked.
"Can't it be both?" He asked.
"I don't blame you. I would have been curious too," Nancy said and sighed. "I want to make it work with my boyfriend, but there's this cloud hanging over us."
"What is it?" He asked.
"My best friend died the night that we had sex for the first time," she sighed. "And I just feel guilty."
"Holy shit, that's fucking heavy," he replied. "So, do you think that the sex was so powerful that it killed them?"
"What?! No," she sighed.
"Did you want to have sex with your boyfriend?" He asked.
"Yes! I had everything all planned out. I mean, not necessarily for that night, but I had a new bra, a new sweater. I even went on birth control. When I looked at him, I just knew I wanted him. Nothing else mattered. Not even her voice could get to me," Nancy said.
"Her voice? Your best friend?" He asked.
"Yeah. She was against me having sex with him from the very beginning. She told me that it wasn't me," Nancy replied.
"Well, did she know that you're a planner and that no matter what, you do what you want even if someone tells you not to?" He asked.
"Yeah," she replied.
"Was she the kind of friend who eventually came around if she saw how happy it made you?" He asked.
"Yeah, I think so," she replied.
"She wasn't the kind of friend who would just abandon you or walk away from you?" He asked.
"No, she wouldn't," she said.
"Then to me, I think, that she would have had no choice but to come around because you made the choice to sleep with him. It was your choice and not hers. As insensitive as this might be, she had no right to make you feel bad about wanting to sleep with him. . .unless he's not like a serial killer, is he?" He asked.
"No!" Nancy exclaimed.
"Good, good," he said.
"It's just that she wasn't the only one who said it," Nancy sighed. "Someone also told me that I was trying too hard to be someone else."
"Look, I'm going to tell you something that my uncle told me when I was trying to run away from everyone's expectations of me. 'You can't walk through life shaking yourself to pieces over how other people think you should be. They'll always try to fit you in some box - angel, devil. Hero, villain. Fuckup, saint. But we ain't meant for boxes, not 'til we're dead in the ground. You're the only person who knows who you are. So stop trying to fit yourself into one of their boxes and just let yourself be you.'," he said in a gruff voice.
"Your uncle sounds like a smart man," Nancy said.
"Yeah, I'll tell him you said that," he said. "It sounds to me like you have survivor's guilt."
"Survivor's guilt?"
"I've only read about it, but you survived. She didn't. You feel guilty about it. You enjoyed yourself, she didn't. Unless you want to lay with her in the ground, maybe the best thing that you can do for her is to live and do what makes you happy," he said. "Because no matter what you do, it's not going to change the fact that she died. So, does he make you happy?"
"Yes," Nancy said, saying it without any doubt.
"Then I suggest you stop running away from what makes you happy," he said in amusement. "Not that I'm telling what to do. You do whatever you want to."
"I get it," she laughed. "Thank you. . .okay, I have to call you something."
"Samwise," he grinned as he held a ring covered hand under the stall.
Nancy grinned at the pig ring on his hand. She liked that one.
"Well, then I guess you can call me Eowyn," she replied, shaking his hand.
"Gasp! She reads Lord of the Rings!" He asked. "I have to know you!"
"Oh no! You're the one who wanted to keep it anonymous. I have to go! Thanks again, Samwise!" Nancy giggled and hurried to leave the bathroom.
When the bell rang at the end of the day, she hurried to meet Steve by his car. Nancy skidded to a stop in the parking lot. Jonathan was walking towards his car, and she stared at his back for a moment before shaking her head. She looked over at Steve, who was leaning against his car. It was strange how the sun was shining down on him, like the world knew what her choice was. Yes, her choice had always been Steve. There were still so many things that they needed to talk about, but she was ready to face them now. . . With Steve. He glanced her way, and she smiled before running towards him. She threw herself into his arms and kissed him, throwing everything into the kiss. She pulled away with a gasp.
"I love you, Steve Harrington," she said.
"I love you, too, Nancy Wheeler," he said with a goofy grin. "What's this about?"
"It just hit me today that I really love you," she said. "I know I've been distant, but I'm hoping to clear all this up this evening. I really want to talk about it with you."
"You can talk to me about anything, Nancy," he said, softly.
"I know," she replied.
As she kissed him again, she knew without a doubt that this was the right choice. . .the right road to follow.
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hornyforthevirginmary ¡ 7 months ago
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svsss au. sqh transmigrates into tianlang-jun. sy transmigrates into su xiyan. the whole events of their situation in the novel happens
sy ends up giving birth to lbh and dying. follows him as a ghost or smtg. is attached to him perhaps? So he can’t go looking for sqh (who he is gay in denial in love w).
sqh is still stuck under the mountain. The betrayed feelings never happen bc he knows what actually happened in the novel. So zzl is searching for a way to resurrect sy or like find lbh (perhaps they don’t know Sy is like ghost attached to him??)
On that note. Does lbh even know sy is ghost attached??? Can sy influence the real world at all? Maybe he picks up lbh’s fake guanyin as like a “I accept and appreciate your other mother for taking care of you when I could not”.
At some point, zzl finds lbh (who is rightfully weirded out). Zzl may or may not know of the story depending on if the system exists and if sqh even told him. Maybe sqh just told zzl what they were gonna name lbh.
Anyways. Zzl finds lbh (either before iac or post abyss. post abyss would be more devastating for sy bc that is his son having a shit life). Tells lbh about sqh being under a mountain. Sy had heard of this bc it’s huge news but seeing his kinda almost bf (ALSO STANDS FOR BEST FRIEND) in pain and dying causes a lot of anguish. So obvs he’s like “we gotta fix this. but what can he even do as a ghost. Maybe at this point he drops the fake guanyin and sqh figure out that sy is here and probs has a better idea of what to do (thank u encyclopedic knowledge of pidw).
So first order of business is resurrecting sy bc otherwise he can’t really help. Idr if the holy mausoleum can do that but whatever. They somehow bring Sy back to life. Happy mother/father son reunion w zzl awkwardly in the background until sy pulls him in.
Somehow (don’t ask me) they get sqh out from under the mountain. Yay family reunion.
this whole idea was inspired by this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53788591/chapters/136146709
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aziraphales-library ¡ 2 years ago
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hey, tysm for what you're doing, i've found so so many amazing fics through it
i was wondering if you've got any where after the bookshop fire Crowley just loses his shit, like, the "bastards! all of you!" except he's acting on it, 100% vengeful demon after all of heaven and hell. doesn't have to be after the fire even. i'm mostly just looking for bamf crowley fics because i've found a disturbing lack of them? or even if he's just some sort of villain, or fighting demons, or or or. preferably not E rated.
thanks!
The bookshop fire is not a moment people choose to make Crowley a BAMF, and most fics link that to trauma for Crowley. You can check our #protective crowley tag for fics where he is more of a bad ass, and I have some bamf Crowley fics here for you...
Forget Me Not by Supergeek21 (T)
Aziraphale wakes up in Heaven with a pounding headache only to realize he has very little memory of the last 6,000 years. The good news is he successfully averted the War. The bad news is the Serpent of Eden now wants to kill him for revenge, or so Gabriel tells him.
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When Crowley pops by the bookshop to visit Aziraphale and is greeted by the full force of an angel's wrath, he has no clue what he's done to incur such rage, or why Aziraphale is apparently reading his old work reports, but he'll be blessed if he isn't going to find out and win him back.
The Art of Creation by Bookwormgal (T)
Once upon a time, long before humans set foot outside of Eden and long before his inelegant landing in a pool of boiling sulfur, Crowley had been an angel. An angel with a very different name and far less cynicism. And that angel was made to build Her creations. He built stars, nebulas, and other beautiful and complicated things far out there in the cosmos. He shaped fundamental elements and materials into new creations. He molded burning fires and sculpted dust into breath-taking patterns. He started bright and powerful reactions, serving as a catalyst to spark the birth of stars. He set various celestial objects spinning.
He built. He took raw materials and built wonderous things with them. He built because that was the role that She made him for. In the end, was rebuilding that much different than building? And wasn't rebuilding fairly close to healing?
When it was his angel's existence on the line, Crowley was willing to grab at any chance available. He would find a way to fix what had been damaged. He would find a way to save him.
But I would walk 500 miles by Augenblickgotter (T)
There's a conspiring of foes from both sides that forcefully kidnap Aziraphale. Crowley is in hot pursuit and will stop at nothing, finding some unlikely aid along the way, and bringing up his True Form when the time is needed.
Some depictions of pain and violence, minor character deaths by Holy Water, and mild gore. Also mild claustrophobic and dingy descriptions of Hell. And the boys relationship can be flat out platonic asexual best of friends or downright dirty lovers. The story is up to you and is more about how far they would go for each other. ;) No, no monster sex in this one either (comb for my last fic if you need it). Just BAMF Crowley ready to walk 500 Miles through Heaven or Hell to save his Angel.
I've Got You by caffeinefire (T)
Aziraphale felt the change in the air, a burst of power and a whiff of ozone. He spun, and jumped when he came face to face with Gabriel leering cheerfully over his right shoulder.
“Aziraphale!” he smiled as if greeting an old friend, then clapped his hands together loudly, so close it made Aziraphale flinch. “You’re early, so glad you could make it.” He began to walk around him, admiring the circle beneath his feet, careful not to cross it. It posed no real danger to him, it had already been activated, but crossing the bounds of an active circle was never a fun experience.
“Gabriel,” his voice wavered despite his best efforts. “What is the meaning of this?”
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Hellfire didn't work, but Heaven has one more idea. And this time, they're going to force Crowley to watch.
Beyond Grace by HKBlack (T)
“Crowley, I need you to do what you do best.”   “Wozzat?”
“I need you to find me, and rescue me,” Aziraphale whispered.
After Aziraphale is discorporated Crowley goes on a mission to do what he does best. Recruiting help from both of their former Head Offices is easier said than done, especially when Hell thinks the whole thing is a ruse, and Heaven thinks you’re on the hunt for more angels to corrupt.
The Infernal Bodyguard by Santillatron (M)
Alistair Zira Fell is a popular author. Loved by everyone he meets. Well, almost everyone. Someone is trying to hurt him, and right now, he needs a bodyguard.
Anthony J. Crowley is the best, although he doesn't work with celebrities. He has three rules. He never gets too close, never stays once the job is done, and Never Gets Involved.
But this isn't a thriller. This, is a love story.
- Mod D
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nostalgiachan ¡ 8 months ago
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Wa-hey, two 100 OC Challenge posts tonight (because I totally forgot I was missing entries 61-64 lol). And rather than wait until I caught up on all the old uncolored images, I decided I'd just do all pics going forward in color.
Anyway, we've reached the sixteen (!!!) characters of the RPG I wanted to make in college, Silmerein. I never made the game, but the story stayed near and dear to my heart, so I decided I'd give the characters a little mock-up dialogue box. Since the game heavily (albeit accidentally) cribbed from Grandia II, I decided to lean into that with these redesigns. As always, new images up top, old below, and detailed character info (and essentially the story of the game) below the cut.
#65: Talin Stockman Idea: The Hero Story: Silmerein
#66: Lima Rayel Idea: The Healer Waifu Story: Silmerein
#67: Abarashil Faed Idea: The Slutty Elf Thief Intended to Make Gamer Bros Uncomfortable Story: Silmerein
#68: Amestris the Phoenix Idea: The Desert Queen Story: Silmerein
I wrote up a summary of the intended story of this RPG a few years ago for a friend, so I'll reprint that here and cover just up to the end of Amestris's story: I birthed a whole concept for an RPG based around a single idea: what if your kawaii waifu healer was actually the villain?
Story starts a few centuries after the invasion of the avatar of a SUPREME EVIL GOD from a foreign land. Most of the continent the majority of the game takes place on is ravaged, but a lone woman blessed with divine power manages to beat back the demon hordes, fight the avatar for a week straight, and then strike him down with a MIGHTY BLOW, forever encasing the two of them in stone.
A religion forms around the woman, Silmerein, a holy city is built around the monument, civilization rebuilds. Not everybody's down with the religion, of course, but it becomes one of the major institutions of the continent.
Shortly before our story starts, the continent gets hit with a variety of plagues.
To most, they don't seem related - people in the heartland slowly losing function in their arms, the desert people going blind, various other maladies. On top of this, there's been an uptick in mysterious monsters being spotted in the wilderness.
Our starter hero, one Talin Stockman is one such plague victim. But his is a little different from the other victims in his hometown. As it turns out, his entire left arm has become monstrously deformed, and occasionally has a nasty habit of trying to strangle him in his sleep.
But he keeps it under wraps and works diligently at his family's general store, until it's visited by a young cleric of Silmerein, Lima Rayel.
Sometime that night, the village - and more specifically, Talin - is attacked by one of the mysterious monsters, and Lima comes to his rescue. She has a theory as to what's going on: she believes that the plagues are actually being caused by the essence of the avatar of Rodimir (aforementioned evil foreign god) escaping its prison and leaking out into the world. She thinks that it may be searching for hosts to concentrate and gestate within in order to return to power. And Talin happens to be one of those hosts, what with his monster-attracting arm. So, she tells him her plan: travel to the plague-affected lands, find the hosts, and bring them to Silmerein so they can be purified at the monument.
So she and Talin set off to ADVENTURE. Their first target actually winds up coming to them: the elf thief Abarashil Faed. The wood elves mostly avoided contracting any plague, and that was because Faed hadn't been anywhere near their city in a few years, having already been exiled for murder (we'll get to that later).
So like the pieces of Valmar [from Grandia II], each host tended to have a specific part that was affected, and in Faed's case, it was his tongue. So he'd be prone to fits of uncontrollable chattering in languages he couldn't understand, which is very not helpful when you're trying to ambush people and steal their shit. Also, in actual combat, each host would get a super mode where they turned into a massive monster related to what part of their body was infected. I think Talin turned into a giant wolf, but Faed definitely turned into a snake. It functioned kind of like Milennia's rage mode.
Anyway, I think most of Faed's plot was he steals our party's wagon (because Talin's a merchant so he planned on selling shit between towns) and accidentally kidnaps Lima, they find out he's infected, you get your first boss fight against his corrupted snake mode, and then he joins the party because he'd really like to not do the uncontrollable talking thing anymore.
Next, your team headed to the desert city of Esteed, which is currently super locked down against foreigners, doubly so against people from Silmerein.
Shortly before the plague hit the city, their queen, Melpomene the Raven, went on a mission to Silmerein and never returned. Esteed never had a good relationship with Silmerein to begin with because they already had their own chief religion before the end times happened, and they really didn't appreciate missionaries constantly trying to convert them. But now they thought the Silmereinians were the cause of the plague.
Somehow, you get inside, though, just in time to see the inaugural parade for the new queen, Amestris the Phoenix. Lima's got a sense for hosts, and she's convinced Amestris is the next one, so they try to figure out a way to talk to her and tell her what's up, but no dice. They were lucky enough just to get into the city to begin with.
So instead, Faed breaks into her palace at night, tries to talk to her in her room, has a one-on-one fight, and just manages to convince her to listen. She says, "fine, I'll listen, but you have to do something for me first. Our city's been under constant siege by these horrible monsters. You ensure my people are safe, I'll go with you."
So your trio heads into the desert and fights some critters. You go back to the palace with proof, Amestris is like "Alright, cool, we'll head out tomorrow," and then fate decides that's the perfect time for Amestris's definitely infected eye to summon another horde.
So now everyone's convinced that this was an orchestrated attack, your squad gets tossed in the dungeon, and Amestris prepares drastic measures once the fighting stops. The next day, she's going to enact an ancient ritual to summon the gods and end this bullshit once and for all, and said ritual involves her burning to death on a massive funeral pyre while the city prays in unison.
So Lima's like "Okay, no, we gotta stop that, we don't know what'll happen if she dies with the host part still in her." You get out of the dungeon, fight your way to the city's coliseum and Lima manages to stop Amestris before she burns, but Amestris's eye goes out of control, like Talin's arm and Faed's tongue did, and she turns into a giant fucked-up phoenix and you fight her atop the pyre. You kick her ass, take her back to the palace, and tell her what's up.
So she's like, "Alright, well, that didn't work and I guess you guys really do know what's going on, so I kinda have no choice but to go. Maybe I can figure out what happened to my sister."
And the story continues in the next batch of character art!
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Ultra Opposites vs. Silver Cops: A 3-Part Ultra Opposites Special (by @avaveevo)
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One day…Korvo is heard grunting.
Yumyulack: Come on, Korvo! You can do it!
Terry: You got this, my king!
Suddenly, a baby comes out.
Baby Shlorpian: *wailing*
All: Aaaw…
Korvo pants.
Korvo: Is…is that…
Janiz: Yep. *picks up the baby* Congratulations, bro.
Jesse: You did it, Korvo! You finally gave birth!
Korvo: *smiles with tears of joy* Hello, my little sprout.
Yumyulack: *adored* Aaaw…she even has the same nickname as me…*touched by the baby’s cuteness* So cute…
Terry: What are we gonna name her?
Korvo: I know what to make her…Lili.
Sonya: Cute! I can't wait to show her how to paint her nails!
Jesse: Me too! When she grows up!
Janiz: By the way, I have some interesting news!
The family gets excited.
All: WHAT IS IT?!
Janiz: Your powers have upgrades!
The family gets overjoyed.
Terry: YEAH! LET'S GO!
Later, in the lab, Janiz explains how it happened.
Janiz: You see, after your last battle with Commander Zarck, your powers upgraded and have become stronger than ever!
All: Oooh!
Korvo looks down at his hands
Korvo: Okay…*takes a deep breath* Let’s see what we can do
Korvo closes his eyes and focuses until a shield made of ice appears
Korvo: *laughs in joy* This is amazing! I can make a shield of ice!
Janiz: And that's not all! You can also have new super suits! Your human forms have upgraded too!
Terry: Sweet! Like with what?
Janiz: Well, be my guest and see.
The Solars turn into their human forms.
Human Jesse: Oh my God! I have a ponytail! Sweet!
Terry: We have highlights! Holy shit! I'm so fucking happy, I could kiss Korvo!
Human Korvo grabs Human Terry seductively as he smiles lovingly and kisses his hubby. Lili babbles. Meanwhile, Sofia is walking down the street drinking a coffee until she sees a poster for Ultra Opposites Day that's happening next week.
Sofia: Ultra Opposites? Who are they?
Cherie: *offscreen* Sofia?
Sofia gasps and sees Cherie with Montez and Pezlie.
Sofia: Cherie?
Sofia walks up to them in shock.
Sofia: I haven’t seen you in months.
Montez: Neither have we. How have you been?
Sofia: Nothing much. Just been recovering from my life in the Wall. How were you too?
Cherie: Montez and I have been raising Pezlie.
Montez: Yeah. *chuckles* Ever since Cherie and I left the Resistance, and made a new life. Things have been peaceful. *kisses Cherie on the lips as she giggles*
Suddenly, a ship is seen arriving on Earth much to everyone's surprise
Cherie: What the?
The human Solars show up and see the ship's door opening and revealing Ophelia, Echo, and...Glenn?!
Human Korvo: What the? That dog alien…it can’t be..
Human Terry: That's not Glenn, is it?
Human Korvo looks closely at the eyes and gasps in horror.
Human Korvo: It is him! But what happened to him?
Ophelia: People of Earth! We come with a warning!
Human Terry: I-I don’t know!
Echo: Turn in the Ultra Opposites, or else!
The trio gets on the ship and leaves. In the audience, a familiar teenage girl is shown walking with her mother Shauna and step father Trevor. The Stacies gave her a death glare while she gave them a death glare back. Later at the Solars' house, Korvo is in his lab.
Korvo: Oh no no no! Terry, what have we done?! We created a villain!
Terry: Hey. It's not your fault. We both had a part to play in this.
The humans head inside to meet up with their friends, worried and concerned. The same girl in the audience earlier came by with Trevor and Shauna and saw the humans.
Girl: Are you okay, sir?
Principal Cooke: Uh, not at the moment, young girl. See ya!
Nova looks at Korvo as Korvo starts crying.
Nova: Korvo, we heard about what happened! Are you guys okay?!
Korvo: NO! I'M NOT OKAY! TERRY AND I CREATED A VILLAIN AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
Kevin: Wait. Do you mean that dog alien is…*realizes and then feels awkward* Oooh…*hisses awkwardly*
Terry sighs and explains everything.
Terry: Guys..there’s something we have to you and-
Humans: *realizes what they meant and grows awkward but understands* Ooooh…*hisses nervously* That’s Glenn…our jerkass neighbor…ooofff. You mean you guys….oh?
Terry: Yeah…
Korvo: We shot him into space after he had been trying to insult us and stop us from retrieving our golden bullet and he ran Terry over with his car.
Cherie: Oh dear…
AISHA: Hey, Korv. I have something serious to show you.
As the humans and the Solars continue talking, the girl, Shauna and Trevor head into the ship’s elevator with a greeting basket. AISHA then gets ready to show Korvo something.
AISHA: *the screen shows Planet X-Non* Glenn is only with Ophelia and Echo to overthrow the Silvercops. What he doesn't know is that Ophelia and Echo plan on killing him and take over the galaxy in the Silvercops' place.
All: WHAT?!
Jesse: We gotta stop them!
Terry: Wait a minute. Glenn was a Silver Cop! What happened? *AISHA shows the heroes the video of what happened to Glenn when he joined the Silver Cops*
Korvo gasps as he watches the footage.
Korvo: *watches Lonesun, Glorgax, Ventrez and Pobo frame Glenn* WHAT?! The Silver Cops frame Glenn?!
AISHA: That's right. Now I know this is hard to take in but-
The heroes then see Glenn’s time with the Halos, Graggar’s death, Skel’s death and Glenn leaving the Halos so he can clear his name.
Korvo: No…
Sherbet: Oh my God..that poor alien squid girl…she didn’t deserve to be shot and murdered…
Terry: Korvo? Are you gonna be okay?
Korvo sniffles with tears of remorse.
Korvo: No...I'm so sorry. It's all my fault.
Terry: Our fault. We’re sorry guys. *the humans however are not mad but understand as sympathize how truly sorry Korvo and Terry are* This would’ve never happened if haven’t crossed Glenn’s house during the Vodka skull bullet thing. We suck.
The humans comfort their alien friends.
Cherie: You guys don't suck.
Korvo: But we thought every human would hate us even more.
Terry: Even you guys.
Humans: WHAT?!
Randall: What? Of course not.
Miss Frankie: You’re our best friends. Of course we get it. We still love you guys. You may be a bunch of Sci-fi assholes, but you're our amazing sci-fi assholes!
Terry and Korvo grow touched.
Terry: Thanks guys.
Korvo grows determination.
Korvo: I don't know about you guys but we have a planet to save!
Shauna: *heard knocking* Hello? New neighbors? Mr. Korey Opposites? We would like to finally meet you!
Korvo gasps and turns into his human form.
Human Korvo: *whispering* Shit, new neighbors! *to his family* Quick! Human forms, guys!
The Solars turn into their human forms as Human Korvo opens the door
Shauna: Hi, you must be the Opposites. My name is Shauna.
Human Korvo: Nice to meet you, Shauna.
Human Terry: We’re the Opposites. I’m also Terry, Korey’s husband, and these are our kids Baxter, Jesse, Pepsi, Sonya and Lili and my sister-in-law and Korey’s sister Janice.
Human Lili: *coos*
Shauna: Aw, so cute. *to Human Lili* Hi, Lili. *tickles her on the chin* You’re not the only ones so lucky. Have you met my husband and daughter?
Trevor and the girl from the crowd come forward. Human Jesse recognizes the girl.
Human Jesse: *gasp silently in shock*
Human Yumyulack: What is it?
Human Jesse nudges her brother and sister nervously as they gasp and recognize the girl.
Sonya: Stacy G?
Human Yumyulack: I thought she got lost in the woods searching for Slender Man.
Stacy G: Hi. I'm Stacy.
Stacy G then sees Human Jesse and gasp as she blushes lovingly while “For Real” by Lana Condor plays in the background.
Human Jesse: Hi.
Stacy G: *blushes* Um hi, Jesse. It’s nice to meet you. *laughs nervously as she blushes*
Trevor: Aw, my stepdaughter's in love.
Stacy G: *gasps and blushes embarrassingly* Dad. Please.
Shauna: So, uh, what are you guys doing?
Human Korvo: Oh uh, just about to go help a friend in need and-
The humans came downstairs. Miss Frankie and Darcy recognize Shauna as their childhood friend.
Miss Frankie and Darcy: *gasp* Shauna?!
Shauna: Wait. Francine?! Darcy?!
The girls scream in excitement and embrace in a hug while Stacy G accidentally trips after being startled and gets caught by Human Jesse which made her gasp.
Human Jesse: You okay?
Stacy G: *giggles* Yeah. Thanks.
Darcy: I can’t believe it! We haven’t seen you since you were kids!
Shauna: I know! It's crazy how time flies!
Human Korvo: Oh, I assume Shauna is a friend of yours?
Miss Frankie: Yeah. We've been friends since preschool.
Shauna: Yeah. We haven’t seen each other since I moved during Junior Year at High School.
Darcy: But now we're back together!
The three women squeal in excitement. Sofia comes by and starts to overhear this. Suddenly, a notification goes off on Human Korvo’s watch. Human Korvo checks his watch and gasps.
Human Korvo: *to himself* Shit! We better leave! *then thought something* Shauna, Trevor, Stacy G, we need your help!
Trevor: Sure. With what?
The humans grow nervous but Human Korvo nods at them, since they can trust them. The Solars turn into their Shlorpian forms.
Shauna and Trevor: *gasp* Solar Opposites!
Korvo: Yeah. Pretty crazy, huh?
Jesse: *laughs nervously but Stacy G still blushes at her lovingly* Hey, Stacy G. Remember me?
Stacy G: Jesse? It's honestly great to see you again.
Jesse: *shock* What? You like me? But I don’t understand. I thought you were in the woods searching for slender man.
Stacy G: That? That was a lie.
Jesse: What?
Shaun and Trevor head up to their daughter sadly. A flashback is shown. Stacy G texts the Stacies about her made up hunt for Slender Man and leaves the school.
Stacy G: (voiceover) I had to leave the school after my mom found out about me being bullied.
Jesse: (voiceover) But I thought you like the Stacies. I thought you liked being one of them.
The flashback ends.
Sonya: (voiceover) Are they still your friends?
Stacy G: *sighs* Not after what happened with a girl I had a crush on…
Jesse: *gasp* What happened?!
Stacy G tears up as a flashback of her broken heart is shown. Stacy G runs into the bathroom stall with tears in her eyes while she is shown with a black eye. Stacy G cries whole Shauna finds her daughter crying. *like the Miraculous episode “Derision”*
Shauna: Honey, what happened?
Stacy G: My fake friends happened!
Stacy G breaks down crying
Stacy G: *cries* I’LL NEVER FUCKING FALL IN LOVE AGAIN!
Shauna: Sweetheart. It's okay.
Stacy G: No it’s not! You were right! I should’ve known about them! I should’ve listen! I should’ve hidden more carefully! *cries* I’ll never tell another girl that I love her. Before I know everything about her! Weither she’s kind or not thoughtful and with who! I’ll know everything! Her birthday, her schedules, all her names, her favorite things, and above all I’ll make sure she is not like Annie and friends with the Stacies!
The flashback ends. Jesse is terrified by the awful truth.
Jesse: I am so sorry.
Stacy G: It’s okay. At least I can go to school safely now.
Korvo: Well, you're coming with us to Planet X-Non.
Monica and Daryl come by while Yumyulack gasps in joy and kisses his boyfriend.
Stacy G: Really? What’s that?
The scene cuts to the ship as they head to Planet X-Non.
Korvo: You ready for this, guys?!
Everyone: Yeah!
The Solars turn into their superhero forms.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ultra Opposites, roll out!
The Ultra Opposites head out of the ship. Unknown to them, a pair of glowing orb pieces are shown floating in the background as the screen cuts to black.
To be Continued…
Part 2
The episode starts where we left off with Ophelia, Echo, and Glenn watching the Ultra Opposites from their ship
Glenn “Dodger Charger”: Found them yet?
Ophelia: We have. And it won't be long before they meet their doom.
Sister Sisto/Echo: That’s right, Ultra Opposites. Come out, come out whenever you are…
Back with the Ultra Opposites, Legendary Super Shlorpian senses the villains are near with his super senses
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We must be careful. These villains could be near. *notices Lili babbling* That’s right, so keep quiet.
Suddenly, a mysterious figure appears behind Agent Red. *The mysterious figure is Ringo*.
Cherie/Agent Red: Guys, look out! It’s…
Master, Lady Roseus and Shine Light gasp in shock. The rest of the Ultra Opposites are confused.
Darcy/Miss Darcina: Who is that?
Cherie/Agent Red: Ringo?
Ringo: Cherie! God, it's so good to see you.
Cherie/Agent Red: You’re alive! *hugs Ringo*
Terry/Solar Flare: You know this guy?
Cherie/Agent Red: You’re alive! *hugs Ringo*
Montez: Duke! I mean Ringo! You’re alive! But how?!
Ringo: I don't know! At first I was dead but now I'm not.
Psylock notices Solar Flare looking away nervously. La Oscuridad giggles and reaches out to Ringo.
Yumyulack/Psylock: Uh, you okay?
Terry/Solar Flare: *panics* YES!
All: Huh?
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry, you can talk to us.
Solar Flare sighs and decided to tell his friends.
Terry/Solar Flare: I used the Make Alive Ray.
All: *surprised* Say Whuh?
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry...
Solar Flare sighs as the flashback of him using it on the burned grass is shown. Then it shows Ringo coming back to life as the flashback ends. Ringo is shocked but comes up to Solar Flare.
Ringo: You…you brought me back to life.
Solar Flare nods.
Ringo: You saved my life. Thank you. I’m gonna hug you.
Terry/Solar Flare: Okay. Sure sure.
Ringo: *in joy* Come here, you! *hugs Solar Flare*
Solar Flare smiles
Mia/Shine Light: Aaaw.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: So nice to meet you, Ringo.
Ringo: Nice to meet you as well.
Montez: What are you doing here?! What happened?!
Ringo: I was kidnapped by two women and a dog alien but I escaped.
Terry/Solar Flare: *gasp* That must be Glenn, Echo and Ophelia!
Jesse/Electra: Can we take Ringo with us, Korvo?
Legendary Super Shlorpian thought about it and nodded.
Sister Sisto/Echo: *appears behind Legendary Super Shlorpian* Hello, old friend.
Ringo and the Ultra Opposites gasp as they get into a defense position.
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: You?!
Ringo: Sisto! I should’ve known!
Sister Sisto/Echo: Ophelia! Dodge Charger! Get them!
Terry/Solar Flare: Ha! Bring it, bitches! Besides we gain new allies and the best part is…no one we don’t know doesn’t know our identities!
Sofia: *offscreen* Until now!
Sofia appears with the Holo Thieves?!
Trevor: Sorry guys, Sofia overheard the conversation and snuck onboard.
Sister Sisto/Echo: Sofia?!
Lady Roseus gasps and blushes.
Mia/Shine Light: Sofia! You’re okay!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Uh, she was a Wallian?
Sofia hugs Shine Light.
Sofia: Nice to see you!
Mia/Shine Light: You’re okay, Sofia! Nice to see you again!
Jesse/Electra: Sofia was a Wallian?!
Psylock laughs nervously. A flashback of him shrinking Sofia and her uncle Oscar during the re-release of Luca after Oscar shushes him is shown. The flashback ends as Sofia recognizes Psylock and clearly realizes how remorseful Psylock is.
Sofia: You know what, Yumyulack. I forgive you.
Yumyulack/Psylock: You do? But I shrunk you and your uncle.
Sofia sighs.
Sofia: I know, but Uncle Oscar felt bad. I actually saw how much you’ve changed, Yumyulack. You became a better son, a better friend, a better boyfriend and a better big brother. Don’t blame yourself.
Yumyulack/Psylock: Wait. Where’s Oscar?
Sofia: *sighs* Sorry, Yumyulack. But Uncle Oscar got murdered by a dangerous Wallian named Lil Richard.
Psylock gasps.
Yumyulack/Psylock: Oh God…I-I didn’t mean for this…*eyes glow purple as he grows bigger and muscular while his skin turns black as he starts crying* I’m sorry! I- *roars as his wings and horns pop out* I’m so sorry I- *gets hug and consoled by Legendary Super Shlorpian as he breaks into tears*
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Sssh…it’s okay, my little sprout…
Sofia gasps.
Sofia: Oh Yumyulack…*consoles* It’s okay…*Super Shlorpian Psylock calms down and purrs while nuzzle again as this father* Aaw…you guys are good parents. *gasp upon noticing the Halo Thieves behind her*
Ms. Perez/Shout Out: What’s wrong?!
The Ultra Opposites notices the Halo Thieves’ shadows, turns and gasp.
Zylenol "Zy": It's okay. We won't hurt you.
Ultra Opposites: Huh?
Skunt: Glenn?
Glenn "Dodge Charger": I'm not Glenn anymore. I was saved by Ophelia. I go by Dodge Charger now. That's my name.
Zylenol “Zy”: *gasps upon recognizing the Ultra Opposites* What the are you guys Shlorpians and humans?
Parker/Spider-Girl: Pretty much.
Skunt: Wait. What’s with the outfits?
Phoebe MacCarthy/Kitana: We’re super heroes.
Skunt: Super what?
Ophelia: Silence! Echo! Dodge Charger! Grab the Legendary Super Shlorpian!
Sister Sisto/Echo and Glenn/Dodge Charger: Yes, Ophelia!
Zylonel “Zy”: Glenn! What are you doing?!
Glen “Dodge Charger”: Doing what I have to do to stop the SilverCops!
The Ultra Opposites gasp.
Zylonel “Zy”: Oh by the way, I’m Zylenol but you can call me “Zy”, and this Skunt, Rueben, Shelly, Rita, Fivo and Croaker! We’re Halos!
Shauna: Nice to meet you.
Terry/Solar Flare: And we’re the Ultra Opposites! I’m Solar Flare, this is my hubby Legendary Super Shlorpian, our kids Psylock, Electra and Soarin’ Girl, my sister in law Lady Super Shlorpian, our nanny Phoebe, our babies Pupa and Lili, our AIs AISHA and EVA, and these are the rest of our human members Shadow Lady, Super Cooke, Ultra Man, Dark Matter, Spider Girl, Lady Roseus, Agent Red and her baby La Oscuridad, Master, Master Smasher, Flamethrower, Firey, Miss Darcina, Shine Light, Shout Out and Acid Girl! Oh and these our human allies Shauna, Trevor, Stacy G, Ringo and you just met Sofia.
Sherbet/Violet: Oh and I’m Violet! Hi!
Skunt: Hi.
Dodge Charger then tries to attack Legendary Super Shlorpian.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *gasp* Glenn! No! Don’t
Glen “Dodge Charger”: STOP CALLING ME GLENN!
Dodge Charger knocks out Legendary Super Shlorpian as Dodge Charger Echo kidnaps him.
Terry/Solar Flare: No!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Papa!
Jesse/Electra and Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Daddy!
Sofia: Shit!
Lili starts crying upon seeing her daddy getting kidnapped. Dodge Charger notices this and gasp. Dodger Charger feels guilty as he and Echo and Ophelia escape with Legendary Super Shlorpian. Solar Flare kneels down and sobs as Skunt comforts him.
Skunt: Aw dude…we’re sorry…*Solar Flare smiles a bit* We know what it’s like to lose someone we love when we lost Gragger during a heist gone wrong…
Terry/Solar Flare: We know…and we’re sorry you lost your sister.
Skunt smiles.
Gragger: *offscreen* Guys?
Zy turns around and gasps. The Halos turn around while the Ultra Opposites turn around in shock, surprise, and confusion.
Ultra Opposites: WHUH?!
Ultra Man faints.
Zylenol “Zy”: Gragger?! You're alive?! How did you–
Graggar: *laughs tearfully as she holds out for a hug* I’m back…
The Halo Thieves hug Gragger. Zy and Skunt shed tears of joy as they laugh and hug Graggar, finally reuniting their sister.
Master Smasher cries with tears of joy because of how heartwarming it is.
Randall/Ultra Man: Aw honey, here you go. *hands Master Smasher as tissue as she blows into it and then kisses him on the cheek as he blushes*
Skunt: How are you alive, sis?
Zylonel “Zy”: I am so sorry, Graggar. You were right. We know better than this. Skel is gone and now we’re doing better and more good than ever.
Gragger: I'm glad you guys learned. *notices the orbs* What in the hell are those?!
The Ultra Opposites gasp.
Terry/Solar Flare: Orb pieces?!
The orb pieces fuse with Shauna, Trevor, Stacy G, Lili, Zy, Skunt, Gragger, and Sofia.
Stacy G: The fuck was that?!
Lili: *cries*
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh Lili must still miss her daddy. Oh baby, *soothes Lili* It’ll be okay, sweetie. Ssh. We’ll rescue daddy!
Suddenly. Zy shoots lasers from his eyes
Zylonel “Zy”: AAAAH! HOW DO YOU SHUT THESE THINGS OFF?!
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: *amazed and laughs* Sweet, dude!
Zy's laser eyes turn off.
Zylonel “Zy” Aw sick!
Skunt then becomes a rolling ball as he laughs. Graggar develops goo powers as she makes a goo web and giggles. Shauna, Trevor, Stacy G, Lili, Zy, Skunt, Gragger, and Sophia suddenly glow and get their superhero costumes
Sofia: Whoa! We look great!
Stacy G: Whoa! *suddenly lifts a tree* Hey! Look, I’m super strong, like Ms. Marvel!
Electra laughs
Ringo: How come I don't have powers yet?
Suddenly, Electra starts to get the same feeling as she blushes at Stacy G, realizing she has developed a crush on a girl for the first time.
Sofia/???: You will get it, Ringo. I promise. *Ringo smiles*
Meanwhile, Legendary Super Shlorpian then gets an alert on his watch and it shows that the villains have killed some of the Silvercops
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh no, I hope the others make it on time.
The Ultra Opposites look at each other
Yumyulack/Psylock: Man, I hope we rescue Korvo on time.
Jesse/Electra: Me too.
To Be Continued…
Part 3
And now…in our epic conclusion, Ophelia, Echo, and Dodge Charger successfully killing all the Silvercops as Ophelia and Echo laugh evilly.
Ophelia: This is perfect! Soon enough, those Ultra Opposites will be right for the taking!
Legendary Super Shlorpian watches this and sighs with tears in his eyes
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: This is all my fault…Terry and I never should’ve shot Glenn into space…now this whole thing has happened because of me…Oh Terry…kids…Janiz…I am so sorry…
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: *offscreen* KORVY!
Legendary Super Shlorpian turns around and sees his husband, kids, sister, baby, Pupa, AIs and their old and new friends as he gasp in tears of joy.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: TERRY! *turns into his Super Shlorpian form and hugs Mundane Solar Flare*
The two monster alien superhero husbands embrace in a kiss as they moan lovingly.
Yumyulack/Psylock: DAD!
Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: There's my son! *hugs Psylock*
Sister Sisto/Echo: *groans* Of course you all had to show up!
Jesse/Electra and Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: *crying tears of joy* DADDY! *showers Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian with daughterly kisses*
Gragger/???: You have a cool dad.
Jesse/Electra and Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Thanks, Graggar.
Ophelia roars in rage and attacks Mundane Solar Flare
Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY TERRY-BEAR, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Ophelia: Make me!
Zylenol "Zy": Glenn, you don't have to stay here. Come with us back to Earth. You'll be safe.
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: *gasps and blushes* Zy? I…I…
Ophelia grabs Lili as she starts wailing.
Ophelia: NO! ECHO, DO SOMETHING!
Echo smirks and grabs Lili, which made her start crying. Lili's cries blow Echo back.
Sister Sisto/Echo: AAAAAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian gasps and grabs Lili, who calms down and babbles in joy upon seeing her daddy okay. Dodge Charger then starts to have second thoughts about his actions, until Echo intervenes.
Sister Sisto/Echo: Don't just stand there! Get them!
Glenn/Dodge Charger: I-I can’t…sure two Shlorpians shot me into space and ruin my life…plus I think my house and car is gone because of rent, but I don’t care about that stupid car anymore…but this doesn’t feel right killing those cops because they framed me…that’s vengeance.
Ophelia: But isn't vengeance what you always wanted?
Glenn/Dodge Charger: No! Not anymore! I already started this mess by being a selfish jerk back on Earth, and this is where it got me! If I hadn’t been a huge asshole to my neighbors, including Terry and Korvo back on Earth, then everyone wouldn’t be in anymore danger by the Silver Cops!
The Ultra Opposites smile
Zy, Graggar and Skunt also smiles, which signals they already forgiven their friend.
Sister Sisto/Echo: Well, if that's the case, then die!
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: Wait. WHAT?!
Echo summons toxic spikes while laughing
The toxic spikes hit Dodge Charger as he screams in pain. Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian notices this and flies up to help his former human neighbor.
Sofia gasps and growls at Echo.
Sofia/???: YOU BASTARD! *suddenly shoots shoots orchid glitter from her hands*
Sister Sisto/Echo: *laughs* You shoot glitter?! That's so weak!
Sofia/???: *smirks* Want a bet?
A glitter bomb explodes in Echo's face
Sister Sisto/Echo: *screams in pain; growls*
Zylenol “Zy”/???: It's Cyclops time!
Zy, now known as Cyclops, does his superhero pose before shooting Ophelia with his laser eyes. Super Cooke gives Cyclops a thumbs up.
Skunt/???: Zamboni is on a roll!
Skunt, who now goes by as Zamboni, does his own superhero pose and rolls at Echo which hits her. Then Graggar activates her goo powers and creates two goo ropes as she wraps it around Ophelia and throws her to the wall.
Gragger/???: Don't mess with Sticky Squid!
Sticky Squid does her own superhero pose. Then, Trevor and Shauna nod at each other as they activate their own powers. Shauna uses ice vision Ophelia before Trevor shoots with his laser fingertips.
Shauna/???: Nice one, honey!
Trevor/???: Have no fear, Tip-Shot is here!
Shauna/???: And so is Frostbyte!
The couple does their own superhero pose. Back with Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian, he flies up to Dodge Charger to help heal his wounds, much to his surprise.
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: Why? *tears up* Why did you save me?
Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpain: Because, it’s the right thing to do. Glenn, I am so sorry Terry and I shot you into space. That was wrong. We should’ve just accepted our consequences! You didn’t deserved all of that, especially when the Silver Cops framed you.
Dodge Charger smiles.
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: It’s okay. *grunts in pain* Listen, I’m sorry too. I treated you, your husband and the rest of our neighbors like shit. I was a sick bitch because of my abusive parents. I should’ve never run Terry over, then none of this would’ve happened if I let you guys catch that bullet. I’m sorry.
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: I've made mistakes. Lots of them.
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: I know, but mine were even hurtful and worse unlike worse. I let vengeance and anger get the best of me and that putted you and your friends and family in danger. Including my friends. I’m sorry for being a shitty neighbor to you and your husband.
Legendary Super Shlorpian smiles and hugs Dodge Charger.
Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: It’s okay, Glenn…I mean Dodge Charger…
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: You can call me Glenn.
Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian smiles. Then he heals Dodge Charger from his pain as he pulls the spikes out. The two fist bump before meeting up with their friends.
Terry/Solar Flare: You alright, Korv?
Super Shlorpian Legendary Super Shlorpian turns back into his normal Shlorpian self turns back into his normal self as he smiles and kisses his Ter-Bear. Solar Flare admires the high heels that come with LSS' outfit
Terry/Solar Flare: Say, I really like your new outfit. Especially with the eyeshadow.
Legendary Super Shlorpian giggles
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Not as much as I love your new look.
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh, babe. I'm so horny, I could just kiss you!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *eyes glow cyan* Then come and get me you hunky beast!
The two husbands make out and have sex off screen. Dodge Charger laughs in amusement. Then, he notices Zy, Graggar and Skunt running to him in joy and relief.
Graggar/Sticky Squid: We're so glad you're safe.
Zylonel “Zy”/Cyclops: Glenn! *hugs him but blushes as he clears his throat* Are you okay?
Glenn "Dodge Charger": Yeah. I am. *kisses Zy on the lips*
Cyclops blushes and whistles. Then, the quartet notices that their friends need help on fighting Echo and Ophelia.
Skunt/Zamboni: What do we do!
Sofia/Glitter Girl: Leave this to Glitter Girl!
Glitter Girl does her own superhero pose and throws glitter bombs at Echo and Ophelia, who growls. Lady Roseus blushes at Glitter Girl and giggles. Ophelia growls and tries to attack Electra, who gasps, but then Stacy G punches her with a powerful punch as she lifts up Electra, who blushes.
Stacy G/???: You alright?
Jesse/Electra: Yeah. Thanks. Oh, watch out! *eyes glow pink as she turns into her Mundane form and roars before punching Ophelia, who groans*
Stacy G then blushes at the sight of Mundane Electra’s boobs.
Stacy G/???: You're hot.
Mundane Jesse/Electra: Hmm?
Stacy G/??: Wow, I mean you’re …*gasp but then growls as she uses her strength to throw a heave beam at Ophelia, as she screams* You just meet the wrath of Mightette!
Mighette does her superhero pose.
Mundane Jesse/Electra: *blushes* Holy shit…
Then, Dodge Charger, Cyclops, Zamboni and Sticky Squid meet up with the rest of the Ultra Opposites.
Terry/Solar Flare: Glenn! Guys!
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: Ultra Opposites! I’m so sorry for everything! This is all my fault! I have to fix this! But I can’t do this on my own! I know I’ve been a shitty neighbor, but not anymore! I want to help…if you guys want me…*gets hug by Ultra Man and Flamethrower* Okay. *gets comfortable with this* I can live with that.
Yumyulack/Psylock: Alright! Let's go!
Ringo arrives. The Ultra Opposites spring into action as they head up to them. Unowned to them, two orb pieces appear behind them.
Glenn “Dodge Charger”: It’s over, Ophelia! Call of the Invasion!
Ophelia: Never! Not until the galaxy is all mine!
The orb pieces then appear and fuse with Dodge Charger and Ringo offscreen. Ringo, who is now in his superhero costume, punches Echo
Sister Sisto/Echo: *screams as she gets hurt into a wall; groans*
Ringo/???: Master Blaster is ready for action!
Master Blaster does his own superhero pose before using arm cannons to blast Ophelia. Legendary Super Shlorpian and Agent Red smile and nod at Master Blaster. Suddenly, Dodge Charger starts glowing silver as he gasps and develops his own super suit.
Skunt/Zamboni: Glenn?!
Glenn “Dodge Charger”/???: Call me Silver Knight!
Silver Knight does his hero pose and uses his powers to bind Ophelia and Echo.
Ophelia: *screams* That does it! Echo, get Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare’s baby!
Echo uses her staff to take Lili.
Lili/???: *whimpers after growing scared by Echo and starts wailing as her cries knock Echo’s staff to the ground and shatters it into pieces*
Sister Sisto/Echo: OH COME ON!
Terry/Solar Flare: Aaaw…Lili is more than a super baby. She’s Ultra Baby!
Legendary Super Shlorpian picks Ultra Baby up.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Sssh…it’s okay, sweetie…
Ultra Baby stops crying and giggles.
Tip-Shot notices Ophelia and Echo have vanished.
Trevor/Tip-Shot: Oh shit! They escape…again! But hopefully we’ll get them next time.
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: You're right. For now we have to head back to Earth.
Legendary Super Shlorpian then realizes something as he looks Silver Knight and realizes he needs to clear his name.
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: There's just one last thing we need to do.
Terry/Solar Flare: Glenn…we’re clearing your name.
Glenn “Dodge Charger”/Silver Knight: What?
Skunt/Zamboni: But how? These Silver Cops are tough.
Sherbet/Violet: I have an idea but it's kinda crazy.
The Ultra Opposites nod at Violet as they smirk as they get a genius grin on their faces. A few seconds later…The Silvercops are patrolling until Legendary Super Shlorpian knocks them out. The Ultra Opposites then head over to LoneSun and his recruits as they grow alarmed.
Ventrez: Shlorpians?!
LoneSun: Stay back!
Glorgax: Shlorpians? *laughs with her partners* Oh this will be fun!
Montez/Master: Glitter Girl! Now!
Glitter Girl throws bombs at the Silver Cops as they cry out in shock.
Pobo: Pobo!
La Oscuridad cries out her acid tears at Pobo, which makes him scream in pain. La Oscuridad stops crying and giggles as Ultra Baby giggles and hugs her. The Silvercops are now cornered.
LoneSun: Please! Don’t hurt us!
Glorgax: We’ll do anything you want!
LoneSun, Pobo, Glorgax and Ventrez cackle as they get out their weapons, refusing to back down.
Graggar/Sticky Squid: Ugh! I hate those guys!
Cue the battle scene like the one from the Wall season 4.
Ventrez: Think you Shlorpians are so tough because of those new stupid abilities?!
LoneSun: Supreme Master told us all about you!
AISHA shocks LoneSun and confronts him like Cherie did to Lynette.
AISHA: Uh uh uh! No way! Not when those aliens are my family, you bitch!
Ventrez: Stand down, lady!
Glorgax: Let us make ourselves a hero!
Super Shlorpian Psylock growls.
Glenn “Dodge Charger”/Silver Knight: These aliens and humans are heroes, you sons of bitches! *punches Ventrez*
Cue an epic battle scene. Glorgax then starts fighting with Shout Out who uses her super screams. Violet changes into silver and knocks Glorgax out as Agent Res stabs her in the leg before Sticky Suqod flings Glorgax to the floor with her goo rope on Glorgax’s leg as she falls to the floor. Glorgax growls.
Glorgax: Pobo, sick those babies!
Pobo: Pobo!
Pobo flies to harm Ultra Baby and La Oscuridad, but then Pupa growls and attacks Pobo.
Pupa: BAD PUPPY! BAD! BAD! NO HURT SISSY AND FRIEND! *Ultra Baby and La Oscuridad babble in joy*
LoneSun: Pobo!
Pobo gets thrown to the wall while being battered up, muttering in pain. Ultra Baby hugs her big brother as Pupa smiles and hugs her back. Legendary Super and LoneSun start fighting like Lynette and Cherie did.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: YOU WILL NOT HARM ANYONE ANYMORE!
Silver Knight then gets an idea as he nods at the rest of the Ultra Opposites that he’ll be right back as he leaves with Violet, Sticky Squid, Zamboni and Cyclops.
Nova/Lady Roseus: Sherbet, be careful!
Glorgax: Looks like your daughter’s gonna get herself killed.
Nova/Lady Roseus: Don’t talk about my daughter like that, you mantis bitch! *punches Glorgax in the stomach*
Back with LSS and LoneSun…
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Spill it, LoneSun! Admit that you framed Glenn!
LoneSun: So what if we did?!
Back with Silver Knight, Violet, Zamboni, Cyclops and Sticky Squid, they played the recording of the Silver Cops framing Glenn on a CD and gasp in joy.
Skunt/Zamboni: Yes! Proof!
Glorgax: DAMN IT, LONESUN! You told him?!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: *punches LoneSun* You won’t get away with this anymore!
LoneSun: *chuckles evilly* What? That we made the Silver Purity shit up to expose an undercover Gold Cop?! That we actually manipulated Glenn into helping us so we can hunt down you and your family?! That we framed Glenn by killing that stupid golden asshole Cromnus?! Ha! No one is ever gonna believe you!
Suddenly, Cyclops quickly put the CD into the player where it finally shows footage of the Silver Cops framing Glenn all over the city and on Planet X-Non.
Sherbet/Violet: *smirking* You’re right. There was no proof. Well, until now.
LoneSun and his allies stood in shock and defeat as the citizens of X-Non jeered at the corrupted Silver Cops. Legendary Super Shlorpian then roars as he turns into his Super Shlorpian form and punches LoneSun in the face he groans. Silver Knight and his fellow Ultra Opposites then corner the four corrupted Silver Cops who ruined his life as they stand in triumph.
LoneSun: What did you do?
Glenn “Dodge Charger”/Silver Knight: What we had to do…your reign of frame-up, corruption and attacking the innocent is over.
Ventrez: What are you gonna do?! Kill us?! We’re SilverCops!
Glenn “Dodge Charger”/Silver Knight: No…Revenge is worthless when you can effect real change.
The Ultra Opposites leave. A few minutes later…the Corrupted Silver Cops are now arrested while being taken away by a new better version of the space police force. The GoldCops!
LoneSun: Yeah, and we would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those meddling-
Gold Cop: Quiet, you!
Back on Earth…The Ultra Opposites return home while the town cheer.
Gavin: *offscreen* Sofia!
Glitter Girl smiles and waves at Gavin, who waved at her back. Silver Knight smiles at the Ultra Opposites, finally developing respect for the heroes. The scene then cuts to Glenn, after getting a new human watch, moving out and moving into an apartment with Zy, who now has the ability to turn human as the Human Solars watch.
Human Terry: I’m glad things turned out well for him.
Glenn smiles and waves at the Solars as he and Zy leave for their new apartment. Human Korvo smiles tearfully. Later on Ultra Opposites Day…The town cheers as the Ultra Opposites smile at the town. Silver Knight and Solar Flare nod at each other as the heroes now know things have gotten better and the Ultra Opposites will always stand no matter what.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Humans…THE ULTRA OPPOSITES ARE BACK!
Solar Flare turns to Legendary Super Shlorpian and kisses him
Terry/Solar Flare: Yeah, baby!
Meanwhile on another planet…
Zarck/Supreme Master: We’ll be back Ultra Opposites…if I can find out how to get down there! FUCK!
The End
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