#diet jokes

[lbeth1950]

Best Diet Jokes of the Afternoon

Hmm

[doppostims]

AaAaHhH, Hambaagaa Sandwich to Diet Cocacola!

o / x / x | x / x / x | x / x / o

[itscherryterry-again]

yea

[skinnykawaii]

When i dont know the exact calories of something i just assume its 1000cals 😃

[azmemedaddy]

[sticknscars]

How I lost 60lbs in 4 months:

Since some people asked about it, I figured I'd make a well written post. English is not my first language, so apologies if something doesn't make sense!

So, I went from 216lbs to 154 in 4 months (16/11/2023-> 19/3/2024) after started topamax (migraine medication, it reduces hunger)

.Tbh it doesn't really feel like it's that impressive or "concerning", having started at a higher weight losing the first 10lbs was really easy.

I went from bingeing everyday to restricting cold turkey, the first 3 days were the hardest but from then everything gets easier.

So, my habits:

OMAD and/or no more than 500 cals on school days

800 cals on the weekend

burn ~300 cals on school days by walking

eat healthy. No junk, doesn't matter if it's low cal

36h fast between Sunday and Monday

24h fast between Thursday and Wednesday

if you are hungry you can eat, any amount is better than a binge

That's literally it. It worked pretty well, I was able to go throughout Christmas without gaining..had a few binges due to getting too high but I didn't stress over it too much.

There isn't a magic trick to weight loss or willpower, the biggest motivator to stick to my rules (besides OCD) was thinking about how I've been treated for being fat... people just don't like you. Life has significantly improved c:

I still need to lose 55lbs btw

if you have any questions just ask!!

[tillman]

[unknownd8ll]

sometimes I think of taking a kn1fe and c0tting off all the excess fat parts from my body

[jokingluna]

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 108

So this time it wasn’t Danny’s fault, or even Boxy’s fault! And it wasn’t like Pandora’s box was open for more than a split second! But uh, still. This could be a bit of a problem, what with how it’s affected um, well, everyone. Living and ghosts. 

At least it’s not dangerous! Really, how bad can people getting animal aspects be? Well, besides the embarrassment. 

[fishareglorious]

Sinclair just went through his worst traumas in Canto 3 and now in 3.5 he can't event catch a goddamn break without someone mentioning how short he is

[tangledinink]

new gemini update was so good as always but I can't stop thinking:

big mama: there's nothing wrong with my sons

splinter: you fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at blue. he's got an eating disorder

wwhhhattttt? nooo, don't be silly. leo doesn't have an eating disorder.

leo and donnie have eating disorders--

[dooblebugss]

Hey so I know you have food headcanons, can you tell us any headcanons you have for hallownestian desserts or snacks?

Desserts:

The pragmatic answer would be 'not a lot'. Sugar would have to be sourced and processed from some form of plant matter; roots, sap, berries, etc. I'd imagine some of the plants in the Queen's Gardens or Greenpath could hold some, but the area near the Blue Lake may be cold/moist enough for something similar to a sugar beet.

Oh, and honey, but that might be problematic unless Hive Knight allows it (or if hes dead. take whatever ig). Wine is also another option but I assume most of it is loooooooong gone by that point.

Assuming they have some sort of flour (my guess would be something similar to acorn flour or potato flour, assuming they have nuts and root vegetables), they could make a few basic desserts!

Snacks:

Mmm trail mix! Definitely a lot of preserved meats, nuts, dried fruits.

[skinnykawaii]

ana is a best friend for me, even if bad things happens during the day i dont care bcs the number on the scale was lower this morning and that’s all that matters

[azmemedaddy]

[sticknscars]

stopped eating out of spite during dinner