#dick johnson

[scythevampire]

You know what? I like you *mermifies your pirates*

[rastronomicals]

8:34 PM EDT October 9, 2024:

Pussy Galore - "Dick Johnson" From the album Dial 'M' for Motherfucker (April 1989)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

★★★★

So PG did a West Coast tour with Tad just prior to recording Dial M, and Dick Johnson was their roadie/procurer of drugs. At least according to Bob Bert, Jon Spencer got wind of this, and thought that a song ought to be titled after the guy whose first and last names both refer to the beloved and abused trouser snake

File under: People Songs

[porquevi]

"As mortes de Dick Johnson" (Dick Johnson is Dead) - netflix.

Não conhecia esse filme e nunca apareceu nas indicações da Netflix pra mim. Acabei assistindo de rebote já que a namorada fez um curso e nessas aulas esse filme foi citado. A proposta do documentário pareceu boa, filha documentarista ao descobrira doença terminal do pai resolve "matar" o parente de várias formas cinematográficas antes do fato real acontecer. Tava fácil pra assistir, o streaming pago em dia, título no catálogo, boa ver!

depois de ver: documentário sensível e ao mesmo tempo divertido. a morte é encarada de uma maneira bem mais interessante do que nosso luto português eterno.

[thedevilundercover]

You know the funniest thing that could happen when a bat kid is yelling at Bruce is they could accidentally call him dad. Like some of them go to such lengths to not call him dad but it just slips out one day

It would be even better if it was because they were in the middle of a really heated argument too. I think it would be like if you called your boss “dad” in the middle of your huge like last day before I quit monologue

like in one of the fights™️between Dick and Bruce

Dick: and that’s why you can go fuck off Dad

Bruce: dad?

Dick:

Bruce:

Every bat kid that had been eavesdropping:

Dick, leaving the room already knowing he’s going to be bullied horribly by his siblings: you know what whatever

[extraordinary-heroes]

Artist Showcase: Daniel Warren Johnson (Here There Be Giants)

[pinkiemachine]

PART 5!

Part 6 👇

Part 4 👇

[diejager]

Kinktober 2024 masterlist

Welcome to my first Kinktober! I'll try posting something everyday for this event, but I can't promise anything.

REMINDER: A few of these drabbles will be DARK [contains: DUB-CON/NON-CON & RAPE], but there will be drabble-specific warnings. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT - MDNI.

d - dark

Navigation

Day 1 - Pegging (König x fem!reader)

Day 2 - Anal beads (Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x gn!reader)

Day 3 - Public sex + orgasm control (Nightwing x fem!reader)

Day 4 - Cockwarming + hickeys (John Price x fem!reader) | d

Day 5 - Double Penetration + Praise/Degredation (Kyle "Gaz" Garrick)

Day 6 - Face sitting + 69 (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader)

Day 7 - Knife play + gags (Ghostface x fem!reader) | d

Day 8 - Bondage + blindfold (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader) | d

Day 9 - A/B/O (Alpha!Valeria Garza x omega!reader)

Day 10 - Oral fixation (Rudolfo Parra x gn!reader)

Day 11 - Somnophilia + breath play (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader)

Day 12 - Hunter/prey + uniform (Red Hood x fem!reader) | d

Day 13 - Sex pollen (Miguel O'Hara x fem!reader) | d

Day 14 - Monsterfucking (The Unknown x fem!reader) | d

Day 15 - glory hole + free use (Cod x fem!reader)

Day 16 - Phone sex + orgasm denial (Ghostface x fem!reader)

Day 17 - Period sex + fluff (Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x fem!reader)

Day 18 - Cock ring + dacryphilia (Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x fem!reader)

Day 19 - Cock worship + prince albert piercing (Miguel O'Hara x fem!reader)

Day 20 - Threesome + chocolate aphrodisiac (Nikto + Krueger x fem!reader) | d

Day 21 - Glove kink + hair pulling (Nightwing x fem!reader)

Day 22 - Food play + mating press (Konig x fem!reader)

Day 23 - Frottage + stockings (Red Hood x fem!reader)

Day 24 - Mirror sex + dumbification (Alejandro Vargas x fem!reader)

Day 25 - Interrogation role play + aftercare (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader)

Day 26 - Anonymous sex + formal wear (Johnny "Soap" Mactavish x fem!reader)

Day 27 - Tit/thigh fucking (Micheal Myers x fem!reader) | d

Day 28 - Voyeurism + cuckhold (Ghostface x fem!reader) | d

Day 29 - Shower sex + sloppy kisses (Red Hood x fem!reader)

Day 30 - Edging + brat taming (John Price x fem!reader)

Day 31 - Mommy kink (Valeria Garza x fem!reader)

🎃👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN 👻🎃

[balu8]

Daniel Warren Johnson: Moby Dick

[dogearedheart]

Don’t worry. Your father is only your father until one of you forgets.

[poem by veniennes || pilot, supernatural || unkown || in my time of dying, supernatural || obit, victoria chang || ivan the terrible and his son ivan on friday, november 16, 1581, nikolai semjonowitsch schustow || saturn devouring his son, peter paul rubens || on the head of a pin, supernatural || saint anthony's church, eduardo corral || all hell breaks loose, supernatural || erou, maya phillips || dream a little dream of me, supernatural || saturn devouring his son, francisco de goya || the sacrifice of isaac, jacob jordaens || delano johnson || brothers, gang of youths || how do we forgive our fathers?, dick lourie || someday I'll love, ocean vuogn]

[lil-als]

Inspired by @anteabbie’s telling presidents on characterai that she’s pregnant…. Veeps!

[keanusyellowbass]

im watching swedish dicks and finally i got to this one scene where tex shows up at ingmar's office

im speechless hes so fucking hot i need him NOW

THE WINK???? HELLO???

[rastronomicals]

11:35 AM EST December 23, 2024:

Pussy Galore - "Dick Johnson" From the album Dial 'M' for Motherfucker (April 1989)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

★★★★

So PG did a West Coast tour with Tad just prior to recording Dial M, and Dick Johnson was their roadie/procurer of drugs. At least according to Bob Bert, Jon Spencer got wind of this, and thought that a song ought to be titled after the guy whose first and last names both refer to the beloved and abused trouser snake

File under: People Songs

[deeppenguinstudent]

Daily reminder that lucas johnson is 20 and Jean moreau is 19!

Can you imagine what went through lucas's head when he realised his brother had taken advantage of someone younger than him? And showed no remorse?

Lucas johnson and Jean moreau, you guys are such travesties.

[johnwickb1tsch]

Imagine you're a witness in a high profile FBI case against the mafia and hitmen John Wick and Tex Johnson are competing for the contract on you. After some serious fighting and car chases in the end they just decide to fake your death and keep you for themselves...🤫

Bonus: If you're good Tex will wear the Zorro costume for you...

This is all basically @treedaddymcpuffpuff 's fault 😘. Gif credits to pinterest and @johnswick 🙏.

[rastronomicals]

3:48 AM EDT August 15, 2024:

Pussy Galore - “Dick Johnson” From the album Dial ’M’ for Motherfucker (April 1989)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

★★★★

So PG did a West Coast tour with Tad just prior to recording Dial M, and Dick Johnson was their roadie/procurer of drugs. At least according to Bob Bert, Jon Spencer got wind of this, and thought that a song ought to be titled after the guy whose first and last names both refer to the beloved and abused trouser snake

File under: People Songs

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[discoscoob]

I love how Tex Johnson isn’t actually southern but we all just ignore that and roll with it like he actually is 😂