#dick johnson

[scythevampire]

You know what? I like you *mermifies your pirates*

[rastronomicals]

8:34 PM EDT October 9, 2024:

Pussy Galore - "Dick Johnson" From the album Dial 'M' for Motherfucker (April 1989)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

★★★★

So PG did a West Coast tour with Tad just prior to recording Dial M, and Dick Johnson was their roadie/procurer of drugs. At least according to Bob Bert, Jon Spencer got wind of this, and thought that a song ought to be titled after the guy whose first and last names both refer to the beloved and abused trouser snake

File under: People Songs

[porquevi]

"As mortes de Dick Johnson" (Dick Johnson is Dead) - netflix.

Não conhecia esse filme e nunca apareceu nas indicações da Netflix pra mim. Acabei assistindo de rebote já que a namorada fez um curso e nessas aulas esse filme foi citado. A proposta do documentário pareceu boa, filha documentarista ao descobrira doença terminal do pai resolve "matar" o parente de várias formas cinematográficas antes do fato real acontecer. Tava fácil pra assistir, o streaming pago em dia, título no catálogo, boa ver!

depois de ver: documentário sensível e ao mesmo tempo divertido. a morte é encarada de uma maneira bem mais interessante do que nosso luto português eterno.

[thedevilundercover]

You know the funniest thing that could happen when a bat kid is yelling at Bruce is they could accidentally call him dad. Like some of them go to such lengths to not call him dad but it just slips out one day

It would be even better if it was because they were in the middle of a really heated argument too. I think it would be like if you called your boss “dad” in the middle of your huge like last day before I quit monologue

like in one of the fights™️between Dick and Bruce

Dick: and that’s why you can go fuck off Dad

Bruce: dad?

Dick:

Bruce:

Every bat kid that had been eavesdropping:

Dick, leaving the room already knowing he’s going to be bullied horribly by his siblings: you know what whatever

[extraordinary-heroes]

Artist Showcase: Daniel Warren Johnson (Here There Be Giants)

[pinkiemachine]

PART 5!

Part 6 👇

Part 4 👇

[diejager]

Kinktober 2024 masterlist

Welcome to my first Kinktober! I'll try posting something everyday for this event, but I can't promise anything.

REMINDER: A few of these drabbles will be DARK [contains: DUB-CON/NON-CON & RAPE], but there will be drabble-specific warnings. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT - MDNI.

d - dark

Navigation

Day 1 - Pegging (König x fem!reader)

Day 2 - Anal beads (Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x gn!reader)

Day 3 - Public sex + orgasm control (Nightwing x fem!reader)

Day 4 - Cockwarming + hickeys (John Price x fem!reader) | d

Day 5 - Double Penetration + Praise/Degredation (Kyle "Gaz" Garrick)

Day 6 - Face sitting + 69 (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader)

Day 7 - Knife play + gags (Ghostface x fem!reader) | d

Day 8 - Bondage + blindfold (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader) | d

Day 9 - A/B/O (Alpha!Valeria Garza x omega!reader)

Day 10 - Oral fixation (Rudolfo Parra x gn!reader)

Day 11 - Somnophilia + breath play (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader)

Day 12 - Hunter/prey + uniform (Red Hood x fem!reader) | d

Day 13 - Sex pollen (Miguel O'Hara x fem!reader) | d

Day 14 - Monsterfucking (The Unknown x fem!reader) | d

Day 15 - glory hole + free use (Cod x fem!reader)

Day 16 - Phone sex + orgasm denial (Ghostface x fem!reader)

Day 17 - Period sex + fluff (Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x fem!reader)

Day 18 - Cock ring + dacryphilia (Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x fem!reader)

Day 19 - Cock worship + prince albert piercing (Miguel O'Hara x fem!reader)

Day 20 - Threesome + chocolate aphrodisiac (Nikto + Krueger x fem!reader) | d

Day 21 - Glove kink + hair pulling (Nightwing x fem!reader)

Day 22 - Food play + mating press (Konig x fem!reader)

Day 23 - Frottage + stockings (Red Hood x fem!reader)

Day 24 - Mirror sex + dumbification (Alejandro Vargas x fem!reader)

Day 25 - Interrogation role play + aftercare (Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!reader)

Day 26 - Anonymous sex + formal wear (Johnny "Soap" Mactavish x fem!reader)

Day 27 - Tit/thigh fucking (Micheal Myers x fem!reader) | d

Day 28 - Voyeurism + cuckhold (Ghostface x fem!reader) | d

Day 29 - Shower sex + sloppy kisses (Red Hood x fem!reader)

Day 30 - Edging + brat taming (John Price x fem!reader)

Day 31 - Mommy kink (Valeria Garza x fem!reader)

🎃👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN 👻🎃

[balu8]

Daniel Warren Johnson: Moby Dick

[dogearedheart]

Don’t worry. Your father is only your father until one of you forgets.

[poem by veniennes || pilot, supernatural || unkown || in my time of dying, supernatural || obit, victoria chang || ivan the terrible and his son ivan on friday, november 16, 1581, nikolai semjonowitsch schustow || saturn devouring his son, peter paul rubens || on the head of a pin, supernatural || saint anthony's church, eduardo corral || all hell breaks loose, supernatural || erou, maya phillips || dream a little dream of me, supernatural || saturn devouring his son, francisco de goya || the sacrifice of isaac, jacob jordaens || delano johnson || brothers, gang of youths || how do we forgive our fathers?, dick lourie || someday I'll love, ocean vuogn]

[lil-als]

Inspired by @anteabbie’s telling presidents on characterai that she’s pregnant…. Veeps!

[deeppenguinstudent]

Daily reminder that lucas johnson is 20 and Jean moreau is 19!

Can you imagine what went through lucas's head when he realised his brother had taken advantage of someone younger than him? And showed no remorse?

Lucas johnson and Jean moreau, you guys are such travesties.

[rastronomicals]

3:48 AM EDT August 15, 2024:

Pussy Galore - “Dick Johnson” From the album Dial ’M’ for Motherfucker (April 1989)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

★★★★

So PG did a West Coast tour with Tad just prior to recording Dial M, and Dick Johnson was their roadie/procurer of drugs. At least according to Bob Bert, Jon Spencer got wind of this, and thought that a song ought to be titled after the guy whose first and last names both refer to the beloved and abused trouser snake

File under: People Songs

–

[johnwickb1tsch]

Imagine you're a witness in a high profile FBI case against the mafia and hitmen John Wick and Tex Johnson are competing for the contract on you. After some serious fighting and car chases in the end they just decide to fake your death and keep you for themselves...🤫

Bonus: If you're good Tex will wear the Zorro costume for you...

This is all basically @treedaddymcpuffpuff 's fault 😘. Gif credits to pinterest and @johnswick 🙏.

[icompletelysawthatcoming]

Summary: Pietro and you wake up in bed together after a long night, things sure do happen.

Warnings: 18+. Smut. Language. Morning Sex. She-Her Reader, Dom Pietro. Sub Reader. Vaginal Sex. Praising. Stark Reader. Smut With No Plot.

A smooth hand was slowly stroking her naked body, all the way from her collarbone, down the valley between your breasts, over her stomach and hip before reaching back up, nails dragging across her skin.

She cracked one eye open, smirking to yourself, feeling oddly satisfied. She pushed yourself against the hand and a chuckle roamed against her back as he pressed himself against her from behind.

“Morning, sunshine,” she breathed, moaning softly as his fingers gripped her chest, his digits stroking her flesh.

“You too, принцесса.” He growled back, “Wish to relive last night?” he rasped into her ear, his velvety morning voice sending a jolt of arousal through her. She hummed, rolling on onto her back and grasping at his shoulder to get him on top of her.

She was met by a pair of sparkling, blue eyes, the corners of his mouth crinkled as he smiled at her. She licked your lips and lead him closer, their lips brushing against one another.

His breath hitched as he deepened the kiss, pulling her into passion as his hands instinctively slid down to her hips.

The rustling of panicked footsteps echoed through the corridors, but she was deafened by the sounds of Pietro purring into her ear as he rubbed his hips against hers.

She moaned and arched into him, eager to get him inside. He hummed and gave her a look, seeking permission. “Be gentle. I'm still sore from your little stunt last night,” she whispered against his cheek, placing a small kiss there. Pietro chuckled.

“I wouldn't exactly call it little,” he replied cockily. She rolled her eyes and wrapped her arms around his back while she brought her face to his and sucked on his neck. He groaned and lined himself up at her entrance.

He let himself slip in carefully, just like she requested. A loud moan left her lips as swooned once he filled her completely. Her insides twisted as she struggled to keep breathing at a regular pace.

“Mhm, I don't think I'll ever get enough of this feeling,” Pietro moaned as he slowly stroke her walls, savoring each movement. One hand rested on the back of her neck while the other strongly grasped her hip, his thrusts getting more desperate.

Her eyelids rested while her eyes rolled back as the pleasure consumed her, not giving a damn about what was happening beyond those four walls. She just focused on him, digging a hand into his messy hair and the other gripping strong enough against his back to leave a mark.

He increased the pace and their thrusts matched one another's perfectly, on a melody only the two could hear. He bit his lips to keep his voice down, as there were several booming voices in the corridor. Y/n, however, couldn't.

The doors of her room bursted opened, but Pietro ignored it, even fastening his thrusting. She gripped at his shoulders, looking over them at her father standing at the end of the bed with his eyes wide open.

She buried her face into Pietro’s neck to hide away her embarrassment, but she couldn't push it away. Neither could she help it when she moaned — very loud — when she reached her high, pleasure overwhelming her in a breathtaking orgasm.

His juices dripped down her thighs as he came too, panting in her ear as her chest heaved. She squeaked at the sight of her father, his hands on his hips and a frown on his forehead. “Get your dick out of my daughter,” he hissed.

Pietro jumped at the voice and grabbed onto Y/n, the two rolling completely off the bed with the blankets on top of them.

Then Wanda came bursting through the doors. “Oh, Pietro! There you are! We’ve been looki—!' She realized what she walked in on, her brother and Y/n both looking at her from over the bed. “… Oh my.” She murmured, turning around and walking out.

Tony continued to glare at Y/n. “You, young lady, are grounded.” Her face went from bright red to ghostly pale as she gasped. Pietro kissed her lips and gave her an assuring nod.

“Can you ground me too?” He taunted at her father.

“Enough!” Tony said, a little panicked. “Both of you, out of bed and get dressed and make sure I'll never see that again!”

“Not sorry, and please leave us, Stark. We have to get dressed.” Pietro said. Tony nodded, already calming although he was still pulling his own hair out. “After we showered.” Pietro added with a sly grin.

Oh, and they had fun in that shower.

[discoscoob]

I love how Tex Johnson isn’t actually southern but we all just ignore that and roll with it like he actually is 😂

[rastronomicals]

12:22 AM EST February 7, 2024:

Pussy Galore - "Dick Johnson" From the album Dial 'M' for Motherfucker (April 1989)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

★★★★

So PG did a West Coast tour with Tad just prior to recording Dial M, and Dick Johnson was their roadie/procurer of drugs. At least according to Bob Bert, Jon Spencer got wind of this, and thought that a song ought to be titled after the guy whose first and last names both refer to the beloved and abused trouser snake

File under: People Songs