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wake the fuck up, samurai

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tsk tsk these men with their silver hands and slutty waists...

Part of lie.

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Watching all the Keanuverse movies….. yes….. even…. freaked……

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When your father reads lectures to you about how you’re not anyone and there’s no way to call you and generally fuck you into the army and you don’t care because you’re a cool guy

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i don't have anything witty to say about this just look at this sad little meow meow with his soft little smile and i just hhhhhh

i keep picturing him as a twink but behold the BICEPS clearly i am mistaken

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How Cyberpunk2077 characters would react to you asking for pads:

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keanu reeves and his pet orange slice

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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women and keanu reeves

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it’s times like these where we must remember the teachings of the messiahs:

"be excellent to each other."

"party on, dudes."

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Keanu Reeves in Point Break wearing his slutty little crop top did something to me back in 1991.

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need more bill s preston esquire x reader and ted “theodore” logan x reader fics… my life depends on it

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Bro he’s so fckn cute I can’t

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it's actually one of my class assignments but i still wanna post it here anyway >:3

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hes literally the perfect man im about to EXPLODE julian pls gimme a chance im begging

Julian Mercer & Erica Barry

 Something's Gotta Give 2003

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I fucking loved how he went from loverboy golden retriever to pathetic wet stray cat to cunty goth daddy. The duality of an angsty man.

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i think i have to be honest with yall and admit that i just started to watch swedish dicks because of THAT tex bot in c.ai

and honestly its really worth it cuz im really enjoying the show, i didnt expect it to be this funny 😭😭

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im watching swedish dicks and finally i got to this one scene where tex shows up at ingmar's office

im speechless hes so fucking hot i need him NOW

THE WINK???? HELLO???