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edward-snowdenhands · 9 months ago

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#dick bong #wisconsin #fucking increbible....

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nicepodbud · 2 years ago

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New episode out now!

We received a lovely (for some) message from @thepiff courtesy of our buddy @TheMicroScoop. Wayne could have died in bed and Brogan could have killed him (two unrelated events).

#podcast #podcasts #art #hbnp #comedy #hey buddy nice podcast #australia #drawing #new episode #nicepodbud #Piff #genuine mythical creature #dick bong #wide array of dicks

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sharpth1ng · 2 years ago

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#lemme suck ur dick bro #god will be totally chill with it if we both hit this bong real quick #Stu Macher #stuilly #scream 1996 #stu macher x billy loomis

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shadowsviper · 3 months ago

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Hello and welcome!

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About me: You can call me Viper. I'm 21 years old and I'm currently a senior in uni. Since I'm a student, I may not be able to post as often but I'll try my best :) What I write for really depends on my mood and what I'm currently fixated on. I write for female readers as that's what I'm comfortable with writing.

This is my side blog! I only use this account for posting. Any likes from me will be under @xxshortclubxx and I no longer use that account for anything.

currently writing for:

Resident Evil

➸ Leon Kennedy

➸ Carlos Oliveira

Call of Duty

➸ Simon "Ghost" Riley

➸ John "Soap" MacTavish

➸ Phillip Graves

DC

➸ Dick Grayson

➸ Jason Todd

Squid Game

➸ Thanos

➸ Nam-Gyu

Absolute NO: Ageplay, petplay, incest/stepcest, non-con, feet fetish. These are just some of the things I will NOT write for. I might be forgetting some so there might be more added later.

Currently not doing smut because I can't write smut lmao

Requests/Asks: They are open for the characters above! I do prefer if you provide a bit of detail so it's easier for me to write. I'm open to a lot of things, if you're unsure just ask! :) I'll let you know if I'm uncomfortable with your request.

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there-isnofate-but-whatwemake · 1 year ago

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I remember reading about him in Martin Caidin's book Fork-Tailed Devil: The P-38; it provides a Very Interesting Look at the history of the Lockheed P-38 "Lightning", from initial concept - short-range high-speed interceptor - to its final iteration, which was a true multirole combat aircraft capable of serving as interceptor, escort fighter, light bomber, and even close air support!

Also, the P-38 was the aircraft chosen to spearhead Operation: VENGEANCE, which was organized to intercept and destroy the transport aircraft carrying Japanese admiral Isoroku Yamamoto... the man responsible for the Pearl Harbor attack.

U.S. Ace of Aces Major Richard Bong. P-38 Lightning Pilot. Medal of Honor, DSC, Silver Star with 1 OLC (Oak Leaf Cluster), Distinguished Flying Cross (British) DFC with 6 OLCs, Air Medal with 14 OLCs. VIDEO ➤➤ https://youtu.be/0DUd-sNBcWY

#history #p 38 lightning #richard ira bong #dick bong

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soda-thief · 5 months ago

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found a pen I really like :0

#batman #red hood #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #illustration #doodle #it is soooo fun to draw nightwing based off gymnast references #ah new clip studio pen is called obong bong's pen

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sec0nd-breakfast · 28 days ago

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With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...

#ive come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #thats right #he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out #and he pissed on my fucking wife #and then he said his dick was “this big” and I said “that's disgusting”#so im making a callout post on twitter.com #shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick #its the size of this walnut except way smaller #and guess what?#heres what my dong looks like #thats right baby #all points no quills no pillows #look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong #shadow fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth #here's what you get #my super laser piss #except that im not gonna piss on the earth #im gonna go higher #im pissing on the MOON #how you like that obama??#I pissed on the moon you idiot #you have 23h until the piss droplets hit the earth #now get out of my fucking sight before i fucking piss on you too #sonic 2 #funny #random #dr robotnik

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westaysilly · 1 year ago

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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER #THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #THAT'S RIGHT #THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT #AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING”#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST #YOU GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #THAT'S RIGHT BABY #ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG #THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT #I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH #THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS #EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH #I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

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could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler · 1 month ago

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HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS EPISODE OF FRIDAY NIGHT PUNCHGROUND

BATTLE ROYALE TO DETERMINE THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE ABW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Previously, current champion Miles Morales (Spider-Verse) successfully defended his championship against Afro Samurai (Afro Samurai). Without a challenger, a battle royale was scheduled to determine who will be the #1 contender.

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greenfiend · 10 months ago

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I………………

#THAT SHAPE #bongs are usually not that uhhhh… phallic #okay yeah f*g dick’s house would have such a thing #loverslakegate #lovers lake #reefer rick #won’t post this on the b*ler tag cuz I think it’s too graphic lmaoooooooo #don’t wanna traumatized you guys anymore than I already have #stranger things theory

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nostalgic-muffins · 4 months ago

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#ive come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehogs a bitchass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife thats right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was THIS BIIG and i said thats disgusting #so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog; you got a small dick its the size of this walnut except way smaller #and gues what? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAY IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG #HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISSSSS #EXCEPT IM NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM PISSING ON THE MOOOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT #YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

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skenpiel · 1 year ago

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as much as i love my shitty homemade plastic bottle bongs, i think its about time i get a real one. so give me suggestions on fun bongs i can order Ok

#i want one of the silly pretty ones im NOT getting a dick bong though just full disclosure

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rittz · 7 months ago

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similarly to my last post, i don't know to whom or how exactly to say this, so tumblr post it is: the intersecting aspects of me not getting laid in over a year and me not taking my psychiatric medication in months is resulting in a kind of impish horniness i haven't experienced since high school and i'm getting kind of worried lol

#i also just took some rips on my dick bong so i'll probably delete this once i sober up #but yeah. this sort of happens sometimes. for those that arent aware i turn into a sort of demon and mistakes are made

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chaosfantasmic · 22 days ago

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man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background