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edward-snowdenhands · 6 months ago

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#dick bong #wisconsin #fucking increbible....

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beerfox · 2 years ago

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Also responsible for probably the most-photographed (and certainly most-stolen) road sign in Wisconsin

dick “bing” bong

#dick bong #bong recreation area #it's actually quite lovely

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nicepodbud · 1 year ago

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New episode out now!

We received a lovely (for some) message from @thepiff courtesy of our buddy @TheMicroScoop. Wayne could have died in bed and Brogan could have killed him (two unrelated events).

#podcast #podcasts #art #hbnp #comedy #hey buddy nice podcast #australia #drawing #new episode #nicepodbud #Piff #genuine mythical creature #dick bong #wide array of dicks

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sharpth1ng · 1 year ago

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#lemme suck ur dick bro #god will be totally chill with it if we both hit this bong real quick #Stu Macher #stuilly #scream 1996 #stu macher x billy loomis

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soda-thief · 2 months ago

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found a pen I really like :0

#batman #red hood #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #illustration #doodle #it is soooo fun to draw nightwing based off gymnast references #ah new clip studio pen is called obong bong's pen

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westaysilly · 10 months ago

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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER #THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #THAT'S RIGHT #THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT #AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING”#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST #YOU GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #THAT'S RIGHT BABY #ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG #THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT #I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH #THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS #EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH #I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

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there-isnofate-but-whatwemake · 1 year ago

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I remember reading about him in Martin Caidin's book Fork-Tailed Devil: The P-38; it provides a Very Interesting Look at the history of the Lockheed P-38 "Lightning", from initial concept - short-range high-speed interceptor - to its final iteration, which was a true multirole combat aircraft capable of serving as interceptor, escort fighter, light bomber, and even close air support!

Also, the P-38 was the aircraft chosen to spearhead Operation: VENGEANCE, which was organized to intercept and destroy the transport aircraft carrying Japanese admiral Isoroku Yamamoto... the man responsible for the Pearl Harbor attack.

U.S. Ace of Aces Major Richard Bong. P-38 Lightning Pilot. Medal of Honor, DSC, Silver Star with 1 OLC (Oak Leaf Cluster), Distinguished Flying Cross (British) DFC with 6 OLCs, Air Medal with 14 OLCs. VIDEO ➤➤ https://youtu.be/0DUd-sNBcWY

#history #p 38 lightning #richard ira bong #dick bong

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greenfiend · 7 months ago

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I………………

#THAT SHAPE #bongs are usually not that uhhhh… phallic #okay yeah f*g dick’s house would have such a thing #loverslakegate #lovers lake #reefer rick #won’t post this on the b*ler tag cuz I think it’s too graphic lmaoooooooo #don’t wanna traumatized you guys anymore than I already have #stranger things theory

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lunoralu · 3 months ago

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early birthday present from me to me

funded by one of my subs ofc 🎀💰

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skenpiel · 11 months ago

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as much as i love my shitty homemade plastic bottle bongs, i think its about time i get a real one. so give me suggestions on fun bongs i can order Ok

#i want one of the silly pretty ones im NOT getting a dick bong though just full disclosure

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rittz · 5 months ago

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similarly to my last post, i don't know to whom or how exactly to say this, so tumblr post it is: the intersecting aspects of me not getting laid in over a year and me not taking my psychiatric medication in months is resulting in a kind of impish horniness i haven't experienced since high school and i'm getting kind of worried lol

#i also just took some rips on my dick bong so i'll probably delete this once i sober up #but yeah. this sort of happens sometimes. for those that arent aware i turn into a sort of demon and mistakes are made

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martlet-of-snowdin · 10 months ago

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

#I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right #he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “This big” and I said that's disgusting #so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com #Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick #it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller #and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT #THAT'S RIGHT #BABY. ALL POINTS #NO PILLOWS. Look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT #OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PI #dont ban me pls #underblog💛#non canon🧊#ask martlet!❄️#shitpost

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ashwii · 2 years ago

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How does donnie feel about eggman pissing on the moon? /reference

JWHEHEBW PLEASE, donnie does not appreciate it 😩😩

#ive memorized his announcement #ive come to make an announcement ahowdoe the hedgehogs a bitch ass mother fucker he pissed on my fucking wife that's right he took his hedg #ehot fukin quilly dick out and be pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was this big and i saod that's disgusting so in making a c #allout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it's the size of this wall nut except way smaller and guess wha #t here's what mt dong looks like pfffpft that's right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #he fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth that's right you get my super lazer piss except im not gonna piss on the earth im gonna go hig #her im pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss drrropppletsss hit t #he fucking earth now get out of my sight before i piss on you too

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nintendont2502 · 1 year ago

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I cant drink anymore because the one and only time I got drunk I ended up forcing literally anyone I could find to look at bro strider (both of them) and wouldn't shut up about how hot he was. I'd never once thought he was hot before that idk where the fuck that came from

#i also uh. made out with a guys girlfriend took a hit of a mead bong and nearly sucked a british guys dick but.#yk.#the bro thing was worse #me.txt

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qualitysigns · 11 months ago

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Kansasville, Wisconsin, USA

#quality signs #funnie signs #monument signs #kansasville wi #usa #DICK BONG.#wisconsin

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solitairewinner1945 · 1 year ago

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i’m like the dick bong of the idgaf war

#military #war #pacifism #idgaf tbh #relatable #general dick bong #idgaf war

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