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lovesick-joey · 9 months ago
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fyi your dad is a whor—
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joebustillos · 10 months ago
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hesztia16 · 5 months ago
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*Wayne Manor, Family dinner*
*Barbara’s phone rings*
*she leaves and comes back a few minutes later, expression solemn*
Dick: what happened
Barbara: the Joker is dead
Jason: *shocked silence*
Tim: *shocked silence*
Damian: *shocked silence*
Alfred: *shocked silence*
Like a dozen other more: *shocked silence*
Bruce: *leaves the room*
Dick: Bruce!
Alfred: Master Bruce what-
Jason: *looks away, clenching his fist*
Bruce: *returns, with a bottle of champagne*
Again: *shocked silence*
Tim: why’s there a note on that saying: “For when the Joker dies”?
Bruce: it was a gag gift from Harvey when he was… you know, less murderous
*not so shocked, more of a hesitant silence*
Jason: *stands* pop it open, old man. I’m bringing the glasses
Alfred: the help is much appreciated, Master Jason
Steph: how did he die?
Barbara, a little confused: my dad said something along the lines of… a bunch of fans manifesting it after the writers were cowards for too long?
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fantastic-nonsense · 9 months ago
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society if Two-Face was Batman's arch-nemesis instead of the Joker:
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mushro-om · 24 days ago
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I dont think he wants help Bruce…
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pyrasterran · 2 months ago
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Dent
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vallenwix · 29 days ago
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kijcilic · 8 months ago
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Two-Face piece for my dearest friend @harbarytka
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harmleikurdraws · 1 day ago
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something something private au bruharvey with a splash of desperate thomas elliot
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luc1ferian · 2 months ago
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frappegoddess · 20 days ago
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I have a vision
Since the Waynes are the goth Kardashians (reblog show titles plz ), Clark Kent is basically Addison Rae except the entire family likes him, and Roy is Jordan Woods in the sense that he's besties W Dick, and but kisses his brother at a function lmao.
Harvey Dent is Robert Kardashian
Do you guys see the vision
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unphasedslacker · 1 year ago
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I like to think whenever Two-Face kidnaps Gotham's beloved prince Bruce Wayne, Brucie would use the time he was with his former friend to catch up on sleep, because even though Harvey's a villain and all, he still associates him with warmth and safety, and he knows that Two-Face/Harvey would never actually harm him.
Two-Face would just let him. Maybe he'll start reading a book, with Bruce leaning on him with Harvey's arm wrapped around him, until either Batman's flock or the GCPD show up, or Alfred just pays up the small sum (because 5 million bucks is a small sum for the Waynes) demanded and then Two-Face would just, let Bruce go. When it's Alfred paying, Bruce will even give the villain a hug and/or a kiss on the cheek before leaving.
:) I just really like BruHarvey/TwoBats
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graythursday · 3 months ago
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‘gotham gazette’ newspaper promo for ‘the penguin’ hints at harvey dent addition to the universe— “is our legal system dented beyond repair?” + riddler crumbs :>
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fakeicecubes · 10 months ago
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Okay but I don’t feel like we don’t talk enough about Bruce after his parents death. Like this kid watched his parents die right in front of him. Obviously he’s a little fucked up. And I think for that first year he would barely leave his room because he was so scared and sad. Finally he started seeing some (not really good) therapist. But because this was like the 70’s or 80’s they didn’t know that kids shouldn’t be put on antidepressants so the meds they gave Bruce just made him more depressed and paranoid.
Eventually Alfred did just throw them out because he realized they were hurting more than helping. And Bruce finally started to get better……Until he re-entered high society.
Oh boy, were the papers ecstatic! They commented on everything. How he looked, how he acted, how he dressed. And well, the reporters from Gotham aren’t exactly the nicest. Or the least creepy. They would make horrific comments about his looks and Bruce could hear the things they said about him. One day he had enough of it and ran out of a charity gala. He was walking through the streets of Gotham but even then it didn't stop. Cat calls and stares followed him. And of course he's still in his fancy suit so eventually a couple of thugs correred him in a alley. Bruce was about to get jumped before one Harvey Dent got him out of trouble. And from then one Bruce Wayne got his first friend in years and the world seemed just a little brighter.
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auirlss · 4 months ago
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twofie design
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albertonavajoart · 2 months ago
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#Arkhamtober Day 10 Two-Face
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