#demon children

[delusinaldreamer19]

Just posted the next chap of Offspring!! It's not the last, sorry😅, there will be one more to give it a proper ending.

I'm very pleased with this chapter, it was a lot of fun it write! We finally get into some of that tasty demon lore😋.

[kaira-acarau]

Sel didn't hold her cell phone properly. 🤭

[crazycatsiren]

People in horror movies: My god, I don't understand, how can my child possibly turn out to be a demon!

Me, eating chips and salsa: I don't know bruh who named the kid Lilith?

[gennsoup]

My atheism has been challenged by the youth of this village. Exorcists are required here, not teachers!

Helen Oyeyemi, Parasol Against the Axe

[queermentaldisaster]

Okay so the kids in ‘There's a Revolution Coming’.

Here's their information.

(under the cut)

Kelly (left) and Kiram (right)

They're twins, both fourteen. They were born on January 15th in 2010, so both are Gen Alpha. Their skin is paler than it should be because of the lack of sunlight. They were kidnapped, along with their parents, at four years old. They are wingless demons. And they sound like British versions of Velvet and Veneer from Trolls.

Evelyn (left) and Winnie (right)

Winnie is nine and Evelyn is eight. They were born to two separate demon couples under Meister's...influence, for lack of a better word. But they're so close, that they're like sisters. They see Kelly and Kiram as older siblings as well. Their wings and powers have not developed yet. They sound like British versions of Pacifica (Evelyn) and Mabel (Winnie) from Gravity Falls.

Ellie.

She's the oldest of the group, at fifteen. She was born in Fuldabrück, Kassel, Germany, on June 16th in 2008. She was three when her parents were kidnapped by Meister. She's the 'mom' of the group, always taking care of the younger ones no matter what. She will kill to defend her family (the other kids) and she'd given up all hope for rescue...until Soap came along. She sounds like a German Alice from Alice in Wonderland (1951)

[curdled-blood]

the skrinkliest pair of bffs you've ever seem

My friend said that Melody looked like she survived a horror movie which I mean.... mostly true ig lol!! Meanwhile Belle looks like the horror movie monster 💀

Anyways lmk if you have any questions abt their designs cuz ik you can't see them very well lol

[lunarcrystal]

Oh I love the little egg boi's so much

[hehearse]

[vigilskeep]

one of my absolute favourite tiny details is cousland’s nan insisting the warden start the telling of a childhood story, and instead of, i don’t know, “once upon a time”, cousland’s cultural go-to is before our fathers’ fathers came down from the moutains. cousland has chantry tutors but at their nanny’s knee it was alamarri folk tales, not andraste and the wyvern. i think that’s so interesting and it’s one of the jumping-off points for my take that highever let andrastianism colour its culture and traditions more so than change them, in contrast to a centre of pilgrimage and of royalty like denerim, which is more closely interlinked with, and perceived by, andrastians outside ferelden’s borders. cousland to me is always saying some slightly off brand stuff they don’t realise is weird (read: heresy) while alistair and wynne raise eyebrows at each other

[eve-was-framed]

rest in eternal peace to 9 yr old Alice Aguiar, 6 yr old Bebe King, and 7 yr old Elsie Dot Stancombe.

these are the three little girls who were killed in the mass stabbing in Southport perpetrated by a 17 year old male who targeted a Taylor Swift themed dance class for children.

[beebox-illustrations]

Have you thought about Emma Winchester recently? You know, Deans amazon warrior daughter from season 7? No? Sorry then. Still immeasurably infuriating me.

Anyway, Happy Father’s Day 🥲 from her and the dozens of kids Dean adopted along the way

Have a nice week 🐝🌻

[disgracefulthings]

Lan Sizhui: Mom, Dad, I'm gay

Wei Wuxian: Hi gay I'm da- wait! Am I Mom?!

Lan Wangji: That was very brave of you, thank you for telling us

Lan Sizhui: Thanks Dad!

Wei Wuxian: I'm Mom?!?!

[ghostbite0]

Ok so what can you tell us about those obamitsu fankids if they aren't just random cool designs

omg.... uhhh lets see... i dont have any names for them so I'll just label them with their birth order!

obamitsu family...... feel free to make up headcanons abt them too idm!!!! free real estate

eldest daughter / first child

she's close with her father and regularly aids him due to his blindness

her mom, aunts, and uncles tell her all about how she has her dad's eyes, so it became a feature she takes great pride in

she's close with her aunt Shinobu, who sorta takes her under her wing. she is also close with her uncle Kyojuro and likes hearing stories about her parents

she and her younger sister (second eldest) are close

second eldest daughter

she has her mom's appetite and love for sakura mochi, thus the pink & green hair

sensitive like her dad and a bit defensive with everything

Uncle Nemi is her favorite. he would babysit all the time when she was little

she doesn't get along with the middle child. they have a obanai & giyuu dynamic-- second eldest thinks her younger sister is entitled and isn't grateful for anything their family does for them

third eldest daughter / middle child

she looks a lot like her grandpa (Mitsuri's dad) / mostly inherited genes from mitsuri's side of the family

she comes across as bratty , but in actuality, she's got awful middle child syndrome

close with her Uncle Gyomei... Gyomei gifted her the beloved cat plushie when she was a newborn

she's closer to her aunts and uncles than she is with her siblings-- middle child moment

fourth daughter / second to youngest

quiet like her dad, but friendly like her mom

she would play with Kaburamaru ever since she was a tiny baby. the two are very close

she's timid and not talkative whatsoever, so she tends to keep to herself or clings to one of her parents (usually Obanai)

when she does come out of her shell, she will play with her Uncle Muichiro or Uncle Senjuro-- on rare occasions, her Uncle Tengen and her aunties... she likes playing dress up with them, though she usually needs to be encouraged to do so!

she loves her baby brother!!!

youngest child / only son

the baby ... he is a mama's boy and he loves his big sisters to death

got most of Obanai's looks, though he did inherit his Mom's moles and personality

curious and sweet little guy

his favorite babysitter is his Uncle Muichiro

his least favorite babysitter is his Uncle Rengoku, purely because of how loud and eccentric he is most of the time

he learned from his Mama to kiss his Dad's scars. whenever Obanai holds him, the baby gives him a little kiss on both eyes, then both cheeks, mimicking his mother. Obanai tears up every single time

im so fond of them. obamitsu u will forever be famous. and ur children are real. idc what canon says. family

[angietswing]

✨commission for @albatrossright ✨

This family photo is very nice uwu. IF YOU WANT A DRAWING, WRITE TO ME I WILL BE AVAILABLE ✨✨✨

[dubylou-draws]

Namu Amida Butsu

[superbat-lmao]

A “buddy” vigilante story where Jason and Tim go back in time during Dick’s time as Robin, when the Worlds Greatest Detective was still young.

Basically, they significantly change the past and in the most annoying way possible. Tim knows that no one will know it was them and has been pretty morally flexible about the whole thing. They go down the list of rogues, down the list of siblings, bickering about it the whole time.

Jason kills the Joker, Tim rescues Cass, and both of them try and get one over on the other about their past selves.

Because Tim tries to talk baby Jason into stealing the Bat’s tires early while Jason’s out murdering Zucco, and Jason’s out snatching Tiny Tim and his camera from rooftops trying to leave him gift wrapped in the batcave while Tim’s out stealing info from Luthor.

It’s one giant clusterfuck but they’re successful because Tim and Jason combined are absolutely lethal and no one ever saw them coming.

Meanwhile, they keep running into Robin and absolutely losing it over seeing their oldest brother so young and angry.

Dick tries to track them down after they killed Zucco, he wants to ask why. What the hell they could possibly be doing or why that would matter to them.

Tim pushes Jason off a roof.Jason lights Tim’s ancient computer on fire. Tim tears a book in half. Jason takes pictures of Tiny Tim and sets them as his wallpaper. It’s a comedy, your honor.

And probably the worst headache Batman will ever get.