#obanai is so girl dad to me

[ghostbite0]

Ok so what can you tell us about those obamitsu fankids if they aren't just random cool designs

omg.... uhhh lets see... i dont have any names for them so I'll just label them with their birth order!

obamitsu family...... feel free to make up headcanons abt them too idm!!!! free real estate

eldest daughter / first child

she's close with her father and regularly aids him due to his blindness

her mom, aunts, and uncles tell her all about how she has her dad's eyes, so it became a feature she takes great pride in

she's close with her aunt Shinobu, who sorta takes her under her wing. she is also close with her uncle Kyojuro and likes hearing stories about her parents

she and her younger sister (second eldest) are close

second eldest daughter

she has her mom's appetite and love for sakura mochi, thus the pink & green hair

sensitive like her dad and a bit defensive with everything

Uncle Nemi is her favorite. he would babysit all the time when she was little

she doesn't get along with the middle child. they have a obanai & giyuu dynamic-- second eldest thinks her younger sister is entitled and isn't grateful for anything their family does for them

third eldest daughter / middle child

she looks a lot like her grandpa (Mitsuri's dad) / mostly inherited genes from mitsuri's side of the family

she comes across as bratty , but in actuality, she's got awful middle child syndrome

close with her Uncle Gyomei... Gyomei gifted her the beloved cat plushie when she was a newborn

she's closer to her aunts and uncles than she is with her siblings-- middle child moment

fourth daughter / second to youngest

quiet like her dad, but friendly like her mom

she would play with Kaburamaru ever since she was a tiny baby. the two are very close

she's timid and not talkative whatsoever, so she tends to keep to herself or clings to one of her parents (usually Obanai)

when she does come out of her shell, she will play with her Uncle Muichiro or Uncle Senjuro-- on rare occasions, her Uncle Tengen and her aunties... she likes playing dress up with them, though she usually needs to be encouraged to do so!

she loves her baby brother!!!

youngest child / only son

the baby ... he is a mama's boy and he loves his big sisters to death

got most of Obanai's looks, though he did inherit his Mom's moles and personality

curious and sweet little guy

his favorite babysitter is his Uncle Muichiro

his least favorite babysitter is his Uncle Rengoku, purely because of how loud and eccentric he is most of the time

he learned from his Mama to kiss his Dad's scars. whenever Obanai holds him, the baby gives him a little kiss on both eyes, then both cheeks, mimicking his mother. Obanai tears up every single time

im so fond of them. obamitsu u will forever be famous. and ur children are real. idc what canon says. family

[wisteriaw0rld]

hi there! i hope you’re having/had a wonderful day! i was wondering if i could please request a hashira x single mom! reader? where the kid is about 7-8 years old? its totally fine and i understand if you don’t want to or can’t. byeee have a wonderful day/nightt!!

-ˋˏ ༻hashira༺ ˎˊ- kny x reader

✰synopsis: the Hashira’s with a single mom s/o who already had a seven year old child.

✰additional tags: fem! reader, single mom! reader, headcanons + oneshot, not proof read

✰character order: Tomioka Giyuu, Kyojuro Rengoku, Tengen Uzui, Obanai Iguro, Shinazugawa Sanemi, Himejima Gyomei, Tokito Muichiro, Kocho Shinobu, Kanroji Mitsuri♡

“never was there ever a girl so pretty.” -Lana Del Rey

˚ʚtomioka giyuuɞ˚

❥he doesn’t at all mind that your a single mom. but for the life of him, he does not know how to handle kids.

♥he tries his best to get along with your kid but he really can’t match the energetic personality of children.

❥giyuu loves to see how you are with your kid and how kindly you treat them. Especially since you’re trying your best with only you there.

♥even though he’s not the best at it, he still tries to get along with you and sometimes mimics things you do to see if they work.

❥when your kid first met giyuu, they were terrified. He was stoic, had his arms crossed, and looked like he had the meanest glare to exist.

♥the young seven year old immediately ran to hide behind your legs and stared at giyuu like he was crazy.

❥the first meeting didn’t exactly go great, but sooner or later your child will open up to him. Even if they still thinks he’s a little scary.

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“why are they still hiding from me…?” giyuu asked the girl who had her child behind her. Like every other time, the seven year old child was hiding behind you, sending a small glare to the water pillar.

“it’s nothing, giyuu, don’t worry about it!” You responded quickly, flaying your arms around so your kid wouldn’t say anything rude like last time.

“mommy…I don’t like him.” They stated clearly, sending a now more harsh glare at Tomioka.

Your lover dead panned at the words, awkwardly staring at your kid. “But I’ve known you for one month already.”

“I don’t care!” Your kid yelled, sticking their tongue out at giyuu while crossing their arms.

It fell silent for a moment between the three of you. You thought of excusing your child to their room to play with their toys but giyuu finally spoke up.

“I bought you a gift though.” He stated, pulling a poorly wrapped gift from out of his pocket, offering it to the short seven year old.

“Woah, Really!? I love you then!” They yelled before snatching the gift from Giyuu’s hand and running off with it to their room.

You smiled at your child’s happy face before turning back to giyuu. “I hope it wasn’t anything expensive.”

“No, it was just something called chocolate. Whatever that is.” Giyuu shrugged as you nodded ok curiously at the name of the present.

˚ʚrengoku kyojuroɞ˚

❥this man is so good with kids. Do I even have to explain? And he doesn’t at all care that you already have one.

♥he will treat the young kid as his own, without a doubt.

❥kyojuro often tells you that he wishes he met you and your kid sooner. Nevertheless, he’s the definition of a great father figure.

♥not to mention your child adores him so much. And with that comes along the constant pestering of, “when’s dad coming home? mom, when are we moving in with dad? when is senjuro coming to visit?”

❥yes, your kid also loves being with senjuro. The two of them always have play dates. Whenever you and Kyojuro are hanging out, bringing them to hang out with each other is basically a must.

♥and yes, your kid already calls rengoku his father.

❥obviously, kyojuro doesn't mind it. He finds it amazing how easily your child grew to trust and care for him.

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“mom, when is dad coming to visit?” Your child asked, tugging at the apron you were wearing as you cut the tomatoes. Your mincing came to a stop the moment you heard the question leave the young boys mouth.

Was he talking about your past lover? You grimaced at the thought before continuing to cut the vegetables. “Dad?” You questioned, glancing down at your son.

“Yeah! Father Rengoku!” He yelled out excitedly, letting go of your apron to throw his hands up in the air out of enthusiasm.

Your face flushed and your actions or cutting the vegetables came to another stop. “Honey, we’re not even married!” You defended with a red face.

“Yet.” He corrected you before laughing cheekily and running back to his room. Your face turned even more red before you set the knife in the sink.

You heard your shoji door slide open, showing Rengoku who was still in his demon slayer uniform. Senjuro was behind him but quickly ran up to hug you before running to your sons room.

“Hello, Kyojuro.” You greeted happily before walking over and hugging him. He wasted no time hugging you back.

“Good evening love! What’s got your face all red?” He asked, glancing down at your flustered face.

“Dad!” Your son immediately ran up to rengoku and hugged him tightly.

“that.” You responded to your lovers question, glancing up and giggling at his pink cheeks.

˚ʚuzui tengenɞ˚

❥your child’s first thought of uzui is, “does he ever shut up.” With a bored expression as they listened to tengen rant.

♥it didn’t take long until she grew fond of him. Mostly because she loved testing his patience.

❥your kid understands how happy uzui makes you so even if she doesn’t like him in the beginning, she’ll either force herself to or she’ll actually start enjoying his company.

♥whichever one it is, she actually does start loving him more when he shows her how to do makeup. You scolded both of them for wasting all your makeup but at least the two got some bonding time in.

❥tengen doesn’t at all mind that you already have a kid. He even seems you ‘flamboyant’ for remaining such a good mom.

♥even when tengen and your kid finally get along really well, he still calls her a brat and she still calls him an ‘un-flamboyant’ weirdo.

❥despite the name calling, they still care for each other. And you love watching all their cute bonding moments.

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It was quiet in your small home. A little too quiet. Tengen had came over and decided to hang out with your daughter so you could finish up cooking.

The two of them as a duo was…well, chaotic. Now it was dead silent with a few whispers and giggles here and there. And they weren’t coming for your daughters room like it was supposed to.

It was coming from your room. You let out a sigh and walked over to the sound of the snickers.

You had a feeling you knew what they were doing. You peeled into to the room and you saw exactly what you expected to see. The two of them tampering with your makeup.

Although this time it wasn’t tengen doing your daughters makeup like usual.

It was Tengen sitting in your daughters tiny pink chair with an annoyed expression as the young girl very messily did his makeup.

You snickered. You couldn’t see his whole face but you could see a part of the poorly done eyeliner and blush.

Uzui moved his head to see where the new laugh came from. The moment you saw his whole face you began laughing loudly, grabbing the attention of your daughter as well.

You pointed at Uzui, laughing while slightly clutching your stomach. “Don’t even say anything!” Tengen yelled out to you the moment you opened your mouth.

˚ʚiguro obanaiɞ˚

❥this man hates children. But he loves you. So he’s in a little bit of a crisis. But he immediately chooses to deal with it and prays the kid is well behaved.

♥obanai knows what he wants. And that’s to be with you forever. But a kid? Why’s it gotta be a kid?

❥he can’t handle kids whether it’s because they disgust or annoy him, or both. But he puts up with it and tells you he doesn’t mind that you’re a single mom.

♥surprisingly, he handles meeting your child exceptionally well. Mainly because your child was too scared to approach him and stayed away from him while calling him scary.

❥but oh well, it’s a win for him. Until he realizes how much you try to get the two to bond without pushing anyone’s boundaries.

♥when he properly introduces himself, your child surprisingly becomes the first he likes.

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“c’mon, dear, give him a try.” You wheedled your child as you sat with her in her room, obanai waiting patiently while sitting on a zabuton while kaburamaru slithered around on the floor.

“but he’s scary… even the snake is less weird than him.” Your child huffed while crossing their arms.

“Please?” You pleaded while putting your two hands together, hoping they would agree. A long and over-dramatic sigh left your child’s lips before they reluctantly stood up.

You smiled happily, standing up and taking the seven year olds small hand. You could tell they were nervous. It made sense. Obanai didn’t always give off a comforting sort of aura.

Iguro saw the two of you coming and fixed his posture. You smiled and sat down with your child at your side, holding onto your arm.

“so are you like…a human snake?” They asked with a head tilt making obanai’s eyes widen at the silly question. “What’s your snake’s name?” They quickly changed the question, noticing the weirdness of the previous question.

“Kaburamaru.” He responded simply as the white snake made its way to your child, making her breath hitch.

“kabuakaru?” They repeated while looking confused at the unusual name.

“no,no. Kaburamaru.”

“That’s what I said. Kabuakaru.”

You heard Iguro let out a small chuckle at your child’s sassiness while they eyed the white snake.

˚ʚshinazugawa sanemiɞ˚

❥sanemi can handle kids to a certain extent. It doesn’t mean he always likes them. But he doesn’t care about you having a kid.

♥what he does hate, though, is how much your kid reminds him of his little brother, genya.

❥shy, caring, nice. Your child reminds him so much of when Genya was younger. He acts like he hates it but in general he loves the feeling it brings him every time he see’s your child.

♥your son, on the other hand, found sanemi intimidating. Yes your son enjoys hanging out with him on some occasions but on others…

❥he’s seen Sanemi’s temper and trust me, he knows not to mess around with the wind pillar.

♥honestly, you expected them to get along much worse. Oh, how wrong you were.

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Sanemi paced around angrily around you home, your son following him around. You had been out buying groceries for dinner and wouldn’t be back for a short while.

It was a bad time for you to be out. Sanemi stumbled upon such a stupid demon slayer and even though it was half an hour ago, he still couldn’t calm down.

Especially with how incompetent the slayer had been acting.

“And who did that idiot of a slayer think he was? Acting like he was better than me.” Sanemi grumbled while completely annoyed, now basically stomping around your house.

Your child snickered at Sanemi’s annoyance, copying his moves and stomping around as well.

Suddenly, the hashira stubbed his foot on the leg of your table. “FUCK!” He exclaimed, cringing at the painful feeling he felt.

“Fuck!” Your child exclaimed as Sanemi’s eyes widened.

“No, mini Genya don’t say that!”

“fuck…who’s genya?”

“that doesn’t matter! Don’t say that.”

˚ʚhimejima gyomeiɞ˚

❥gyomei is quick to feel sorry for you being a single mom but he doesn’t care about it himself, he’ll still want to stay with you and is even excited to meet your kid.

♥your child is quick to be intimidated by Gyomei. But is just as quick to love being around him.

❥your child especially loves receiving piggyback rides from Gyomei.

♥or simply being held or carried by him. But honestly, who wouldn’t enjoy it.

❥especially when you get to brag about being tall when in reality your just on someone’s back.

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You giggled, watching your daughter get lifted up and onto Gyomei’s shoulders. The three of you went to a nearby festival and she started telling you that her feet were hurting.

Now she was lifted up into the air, exclaiming at how she could see everything from up there.

Gyomei suddenly moved your daughter to his left shoulder before picking you up, earning a yelp from you.

Before you knew it, you were set on Gyomei’s right shoulder as he continued walking around with the two of you on his shoulders.

You smiled at the beautiful sight of all the dimly lit lights and the multiple people having fun or sitting and eating while chatting away.

˚ʚtokito muichiroɞ˚

❥ “but…I don’t remember having a kid with you?”

♥sometimes he forgets that the you’re a single mom. Which leads to him believing your seven year old daughter is his child.

❥it also quickly leads him to believing the two of you are married to each other.

♥other than that, he likes your child. Although she gets easily frustrated with Muichiro’s forgetfulness. But she does use it to her advantage sometimes.

❥“didn’t I already give you a piece of candy?”

♥“uhm…….no?”

❥another reason your daughter loves him is because of his hair. She loves playing around with it even if sometimes she accidentally knots it.

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“honey, I have to finish cleaning.”

“pleaseee?”

“…Fine.”

Your daughter let out an excited squeal as she grabbed onto your hand and led you over to her room where Muichiro was already waiting.

Muichiro noticed you and gave a small smile as your daughter made you sit right next to him.

“What are we doing again?” Muichiro asked, tilting his head as he watched your daughter gently brush through your nice hair.

“She’s making us play salon.” You laughed, watching as the young girl moved to Muichiro and did his hair in a messy braid after doing the exact same to yours.

Suddenly the girl ran out the room, explaining she’ll be right back.

“You look nice with your hair braided.” Muichiro told you before leaning in and planting a kiss on your right cheek. You smiled as he then kissed your left cheek.

˚ʚkocho shinobuɞ˚

❥she doesn’t at all mind that you already have a kid. She’s willing to commit even if it means you already have one.

♥shinobu immediately thinks your child is adorable. And your kid immediately starts loving shinobu’s calm company.

❥she’s surprisingly a big kid expert and knows how to handle them well.

♥and that’s probably why your kid loves being around her so much. Her calm and happy persona is something a lot of people can grow fond of.

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“Mom Kocho, can you play doctors with me?” Your kid asked while tugging her haori with pleading eyes as shinobu was cuddling close to you.

“how about you play with kiyo, Naho, and Sumi? I’m a little busy.” Shinobu replied, dozing off while holding you gently.

“alright!” Your child exclaimed before running off to explore the butterfly mansion.

You smiled, cuddling Shinobu back as your smile widened.

˚ʚkanroji mitsuriɞ˚

❥are you kidding? She’s literally so excited to meet your kid. And she admires that you’re such a good single mom!

♥she literally treats your kid so good!!

❥she spoils them so much, bringing things back from missions for both of you and bringing back candy for your kid!

♥mitsuri loves playing games with you and you’re kid, especially when it comes down to tag

❥she purposefully loses arm-wrestling games to your kid and loves seeing their happy face when they win.

♥your kid admires her so much for being able to eat such big portions of food.

❥and they’re always admiring how strong she is. Ya’ll are the definition of a small happy family.

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“an eating contest?” Mitsuri questioned happily at your suggestion while staring at all the food you prepared in the kitchen.

You nodded your head enthusiastically, matching her energy perfectly. “It was my idea!” Your seven year old cheered, already running over to sit at the table.

Mitsuri squealed, grabbing your hand and pulling you over to the table to follow her.

“3, 2, … 1!”

The three of you began eating the food quickly. Your child only lasted two bowls in, you managed to eat five bowls. And of course, Mitsuri ate everything else.

“I win!” Mitsuri cheered before letting out a sheepish laugh at the multiple empty bowls that covered the table.

[peachdues]

full disclosure: I thought I was descending into a full blown spiral this morning and started depressed-deleting stuff off my blog (including both the Obanai and Tengen fic/smut teasers I’m sorry 😭) because that’s what I do when I start spiraling.

But I’ve spent the last hour talking to three (3) of my female friends and I feel so much better. Like we’re not talking about anything in particular — one owns a bookstore so she’s giving me recs, another is currently traveling through Asia and the other is a fellow attorney. But I feel *so* much better.

And I think it’s because for all my life, I was constantly surrounded by women. My immediate family was all women save my dad and one dog. I went to an all girl’s high school, so most of my friends were girls. Even in college, I spent way more time with my female friends than any of my male friends (and my friends and I are all very affectionate and supportive). Same in law school.

But I don’t have that right now — not in a way that’s immediately accessible. All my friends are spread out now because we all have different careers and it’s been hard. I’m now the only woman in my house and that’s an anomaly to me.

All this to say, I am someone who deeply values my friendships with women in particular (I’m a girl’s girl through and through) so talking to my women friends has been such an uplifting thing, and I feel better.

Your friends love you and value you.

[creative-kny-fics]

Hi! I'm not sure if you take requests but could you do a Ler Obanai and Ler Mitsuri and their children?

I say this because of the last image you published being a family where it would be the modern era according to me. Please (T^T)

.... Yes *internal scream*

(Artist's name in Twitter: @paperandpen_mei)

Lee: Iguro Obanai

Lers: ObaMitsu children and Mitsuri Kanroji

'Come on kids... It's time to sleep, mommy and daddy had a very hectic day and we need to rest...', Obanai yawned as he leaving his children's room. 'But dad, we're not sleepy! It's barely 10 at night, please, 5 more minutes!'

'I don't think it's a good idea... You start with "5 minutes" and then you never fall asleep! Besides, you have school tomorrow, you guys should be asleep by now...'

Obanai and his children had a little 'arrangement', one that Obanai didn't agree to, he was exhausted.

It had been a long day at the restaurant and although he longed to spend more time with his children, unfortunately he couldn't. After some pleading and puppy eyes, Obanai agreed, plus he had to help Mitsuri with the baby.

'Okay, it's been almost 10 minutes. It is time to sleep!' 'But we are not sleepy! If we keep playing we'll get tired!', Obanai sighed and smiled. 'So... If you keep playing you'll get tired, eh?'

Obanai's son nodded until he saw his father approach and hug him, it was obvious that he would also apply Mitsuri's methods to give them 'sweet dreams'. 'Nohohoho!! Dahahahahad plehasehehe!!'

'What's happening? Are we playing or not? You're not going to deny that mommy doesn't do this too~'

'Yehehehes shehehe do buhuhut-!! Ehehehehehehe!! Thihihis is chehahatihihing!!', Obanai laughed watching his little one squeal, but, he not only has a son... 'Calm down brother! We will help you!'

'Oh yeah~? Let's see if you can!'

'And done! Who is the cutest baby~? You are, you are~!', Mitsuri sang for her baby, she had not been able to sleep because of some noises.

Mitsuri knew who the creator of those noises was, so she carried her little girl until she reached her older children's room. 'So, what do we have here?'

'Daddy and we are playing! And we are winning!'

'NO, thehehey nohohohot!! Thahat's nohohot fahahihir!! Hehehehelp me!!'

Mitsuri laughed, she was trying to avoid saying "I told you so" to her husband, she knew it would end like this. 'Obi, I think they won't stop until you let go of our son hehehehe... I thought you could take care of children!'

'I cahahan!!'

'Oh really? It seems like they're giving you a little trouble~', Obanai shook his head, he could do it!

Mitsuri sighed, asking her children for permission to show them how to truly keep Obanai in line. 'Look children... Your father is not that ticklish, you should know where to squeeze or tickle him!'

'WHAT?! Wait Mitsuri don't tell them!'

'You can try to put pressure on your ribs, more precisely on the lower ribs! Ooooh and behind his knees is a good spot! And well, judging by his position... You can try his toes!'

Obanai sighed, it was the last thing he needed that night, now he would not only have his 4 children tickling him, but also Mitsuri or maybe not?

'Okay, I think we're already past bedtime, kids-! EHEHEHEHEHEHE!! WAHAHAIHIT!!' 'Ooooh mommy was right! We have you now daddy!'

'And I'm still missing~', Obanai shook his head, it was the only thing he could do after all

His children were on top of him, if he moved too much he could hurt them and that's what he never wants to do

'N-NOT NECESSARY!! AHAHAHAHAHA!! MY LOHOVEHEHE!! PLEHASEHEHE!!'

'Awwww but I'm only using one of my hands~ shall I tell you something? Your sensitivity was one of the many things I love about you~', Obanai looked away embarrassed, he didn't know if it was because of how nice what Mitsuri said had sounded or because of the meaning that said sentence had.

'What a good idea! The children are asleep now, congratulations~'

'Yehahahah... Oh gohohosh...', Mitsuri kissed her husband's cheek before going to leave the baby in her room.

After tucking his children in and turning off the lights, he followed her, he was exhausted. 'All good?'

'Yeah... I enjoyed this moment, it's been a while since we did that ahahaha...'

'And it's been a while since you indirectly mentioned that you liked tickle fights with our children~',

Obanai sighed and nodded, that little guy time made him forget for a moment about his busy day. Mitsuri approached him and hugged him, looking out of the corner of her eye at her husband's cute smile.

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

Happy Fathers Day

The day your daughter was born was the day you were convinced you could never love anymore. You had immediately given all of your love to her, crying as she was finally placed into your arms, still discolored and unhappy. She was perfect though, even her cries. Your body was tired, there was sweat matting your body but you didn’t want to move away from this moment. Your husband stood at your side, watching with awe as your little girl silenced her cries, the only sound in the room being the nurses shuffling about and the doctor making sure all was good. “She looks like you” The baritone of your husband's voice pulled you out of your stupor, and finally looked up. “I was thinking she looked more like you, look at this full head of hair” You giggled, brushing back the still moist strands covering most of her head the same stark black as your husband's. Your husband chuckled leaning over your shoulder to get closer. Her eyes were squeezed shut, already worn out from the outside world. “I hope her eyes match yours, Obanai.” He looked at you in shock, stepping so you could see all of him. “Why?” He was panicked at the thought of his child bearing too much of a resemblance to him, looking like the person who destroyed his entire family because he wanted to live because he didn’t want to be a sacrifice for criminals. You placed a soft hand on his, squeezing in hopes to pull him back to earth and out of his head. “Because I love looking at you. My beautiful husband who works so hard and does all he can to keep me happy and healthy, The same husband who has done so much during my hormonal outbursts and still is married to me” You laughed “I love you so much and I think your eyes are so unique and breathtaking that I would love our little girl to have them” You beamed at the thought of her having the same heterochromatic eyes as the man next to you. Obanai was silent behind his face mask but you could see the blush blossoming behind the white material. “Here you go Dad” Scooting a chair next to your bedside a nurse motioned for Obanai to sit. “And for Mom, I brought apple juice and some ice chips for you” She placed the cups down next to you. “So we do have to finish off this little girl's birth certificate, did you guys have a name in mind?” Obanai looked at you nodding in confirmation before you spoke. “Kiomi, Iguro Kiomi. Our little beauty” The nurse nodded, writing the names down. We do need signatures but we can do that when you guys discharge tomorrow. I’ll let you rest and spend some time together, if you need anything please call. I will be at my station right outside!” Her enthusiasm was equally matched as you thanked her for her help before crowding back into your family. “Here, you need to hold her too, I can’t hog her” Obanai didn’t waste a second in scooping the bundle from your arms, watching her squirm a bit before settling back into her slumber. You were blessed, truly. You had never felt so lucky t have what you had in front of you. A loving and doting husband, someone you could grow alongside and overcome odds you didn’t think were possible to accomplish, and now this. A beautiful baby girl who was brought to this world by the love you two shared, encompassed and enveloped in the utter devotion you had to one another. She was everything you could have asked for and more. Her tufts of black hair, to her dainty little nose and cherub-like cheeks you just wanted to kiss. You couldn’t wait to watch her grow, to hear her try to speak, you even couldn’t wait to change dirty diapers and clean up crayons smeared into your walls. It was riveting thinking of the future. “beautiful, she’s waking” Obanai moved to the edge of your bed, sitting next to you so you could watch as she let out a large yawn that made your eyes water at the beauty of it. As she blinked awake, eyes adjusting to the still-rising sun. You gasped as her wide eyes finally looked at you. Obanai’s eyes were watery as he looked at you, sniffling softly as he brushed her head. Like father, like daughter. Matching eyes watched your reaction. “Kiomi you are so beautiful!” you cried, leaning your head on Obanai as he lay next to you, cuddling into your space with your baby. “Just like her daddy, so beautiful” Her heterochromatic eyes were taking in the surroundings, as much as she could see as much as she could learn. She was perfect and you were so grateful.

[lianobody]

Yandere platonic hashiras.

When you were born your mom taught you were the most precious thing on earth until the baby daddy walked in the room screaming “I don’t want this baby I’m leaving you she’s an accident!” Your mom cried and she started to grow hate towards you. Over the past 9 years your mom treated you like shit, you had to learn how to cook for yourself and you needed to let her abuse you but otherwise she treated you like a ghost. You had a shitty life and you were only 9 but yet you still loved your mom. One day at night while she was abusing you a mysterious person came in. They had weird features like a horn. The person was so fast for your eyes you backed away in a corner even though your mom told you to sit still when she’s abusing you. Your mom looked at you furious and she was about to open her mouth until..! The mysterious person killed your mom and one shotted her! You backed away more in the corner but you tripped and started to cry. The mysterious person chuckled until.

2 people a boy with black hair and a mask and a girl with pink to green hair was running to your mom’s house the boy killed the demon when he arrived and the girl came up to you saying “was that your mom?” You nodded crying. The girl said. “my name is Mitsuri kanroji and the guy with the snake is Obanai iguro” you looked at her with tears in your eyes. Both Mitsuri and Obanai were looking at you. You didn’t say anything that only caused Mitsuri to get worried and obanai to get mad you weren’t listening to Mitsuri. Obanai said “Talk back to her you should respect your elders” You sobbed wiping your tears saying “M-my m-mom a-abused me. I-I still miss her” both Obanai and Mitsuri were shocked. Obanai started to get flashbacks from his past. Mitsuri told Obanai “We can’t just leave this child alone! It will be to cruel!” Obanai went up to her and patted her shoulder saying “let’s adopt her as her parents” both you and Mitsuri were shocked but after a few seconds Mitsuri nodded saying “Ok Obanai I agree but we need to make sure we protect her she’s to innocent for this world. Let’s raise her as a demon slayer as Soon as we go back” Obanai nodded but he turned to you asking you “whats is your name… s-sw-sweetheart” Mitsuri likes Obanai was so sweet to you. M-my nam-name is [Name] sir! Obanai nodded and went up to your face. “Don’t call me sir call me dad.” You nodded. Mitsuri picked you up and carried you all the way back but you and the other 2 didn’t notice your emotions were slowly draining away.

When you 3 arrived at Obanai’s estate Obanai said “Oh I forgot to introduce you to my snake his name is Kaburamaru. Your emotionless self went to pet him and he enjoyed it. Obanai smiled thru his mask but you and Mitsuri obviously didn’t notice. Mitsuri excused herself before she spoke “I love your relationship with our daughter but we should train her now!’’ Obanai agreed with her statement “We should let her use a real sword” Mitsuri had a worried about expression while you had a emotionless one. Obanai carried you. You were really light as you barley eaten this week because they was no food in your house. Obanai looked at Mitsuri and said “I have a spare one let’s train her.”

They trained you, you did final selection and 2 years passed on and you 11 now.

Mitsuri held Obanai’s hand causing him to blush “can we introduce our daughter to the other hashira please? They would love to see her” Obanai couldn’t refuse to her in his state right now he nodded blushing. While you were at the the area where all the hashira were Gyomei sensed your presence. I sense another. All the hashira took there swords out because it was still night until they saw you. They were confused why Obanai and Mitsuri had a child with them and why Obanai was carrying you as he wasn’t really fond with kids. Shinobu asked with a smile on her face. “now now Mitsuri why do you have a child with you and there eyes are without spark~” Mitsuri screamed excited and said “THIS IS ME AND OBANAI’S DAUGHTERS” They had a shocked expression. All the hashira taught Mitsuri and Obanai did the deed. Gyomei said “I am happy you guys have an beautiful child by there presence they are 11.” All the hashira calm down because Mitsuri wouldn’t get pregnant at that young age right? Obanai said “I know what all of you guys are thinking.. she’s adopted don’t worry.” And the hashira nodded in agreement they didn’t want to hang out with you that much until your charm came out. All the hashira rubs there eye and they suddenly want to protect you from all the danger hidden around the world. Muichiro came up to you first asking “C-can I be your b-big brother?” You always wanted to have an another sibling so you nodded with barley any emotions. Giyuu saw your emotionless eyes and didn’t want you to end like him. “I-I want to be your uncle” nodded and he smirked a bit. Gyomei started to cry and say “I would like to be your grandpa and take care of you” you were confused but you said “Ok..” not really caring.. Mitsuri and Obanai both knew they are becoming Protective over you in a bad way and they liked that so Mitsuri screamed happily “All the hashira can be [Name]’s family member. All the hashira smiles and muichiro carried you and kisses your forehead.

After that day you barley go on mission without another hashira they can’t bare to let you out if there sight.. They need you. They want to feel more happy.

Headcannons.

- Uncle Sanemi who kills any demon before they can’t touch you and pats your head a lot telling you compliments but says “Don’t go to tomioka your already emotionless”

- Uncle Giyuu who smiles around you and and tries to be the best uncle. He Carries you to quiet places so you guys can be alone with no distractions. You make stuff for him even though it’s not the best he still keeps it.

- Uncle Rengoku who always tries to cheer you up. You never have a smile on your face and it bothers him a lot he always gives you his food and you eat it very slowly that it annoys him so he force feeds you.

- Aunty Shinobu who is teasing you 21/100 times how your gonna end up like Tomioka but still loves you and shows her loves by putting poison in your food or drinks when you disobey her commands or orders <3 or she gives you flower crowns but you end them eating them because in your old house when you didn’t have any food you ate flowers.

- Uncle Tengen who gives you expensive jewelry and if you don’t wear it he will Force them on you and call you “My flashy niece” And then if you don’t wear his expensive gifts for the third time in the row he will punish you. But in a flashy way.

- Grandpa Gyomei who loves to carry you he pats you on the head a lot of the times and you enjoy it but you never show it, you can’t show love. You mostly sleep on him as a sign of affection and he barley moves until you wake up.

- Big brother Muichiro who death glares other members of the corps if they try to talk to his beloved younger sister. Somehow he remembers you. He punishes you if you do something he doesn’t like. He likes it when you wear matching outfits! You wearing a kimono and him wearing a yukuta. Don’t worry it’s Mitsuri’s Money!

- Mom Mitsuri who hates it when you ask to go to your mom grave she can’t help to punish you! She hates it really! But you said something she despises.. After the punishes she says sorry to you and buys you anything you want!

- Dad Obanai who wants you to quit to ur job as a demon slayer as your only 11 but he won’t tell you about it. You remind him of him when he was younger. He spoils you a lot as your his and Mitsuri’s tsuguko. You see him for 1 week then you go to Mitsuri’s House house for a week. He doesn’t want Tomioka’s attitude rubbing on you so he wants you to stay away from him.

[xsaiya]

"everything's alright."

-tags: comforting! obanai x vitiligo! insecure! reader, angst fluff (mostly angst), hugs, re-assurance, suicidal thoughts (reader), mentions of sh, traumatizing flashback, reader has permanent scars on their face, platonic sanemi catches you trying to harm yourself, reader is known as the emotion hashira, daydreaming. (warning for triggers!)

-future work: uppermoon hc's + muzan (I PROMISE <3)

-plot: iguru had found you saying some bad shit abt yourself so he went to go talk with and comfort you. <3

-a/n: pls do not think bad abt yourself, or harm yourself. your perfect the way you are, there's no need to feel like shit abt yourself. <3 (pls do not steal my work as it is based on my own life)

-recommended song: cigarettes out the window - tv girl

life was hard, hard as fuck. you felt like everybody around your atmosphere hated you and wishes you'd just, well, die. thoughts ran through your head as you were balled up in a corner, grabbing fistful sizes of hair on the sides of your head, crying and sobbing, muttering bad shit abt yourself, like 'does he hate me? does he want me to die? should i even be alive right now?'. those thoughts ran through your head every single day and second, just no body noticed.

note being a hashira, that shit just adds another difficulty to your already fucked up life. your mind also had racing thoughts of your past, and what those bastards did.

(FLASHBACK STARTS NOW!)

huddled up in a corner while gripping the sides of your head, crying & trembling in fear as the tall, abusive figure stood right in front of you while kicking and hitting your already abused body. the man, also known as your dad, kept yelling things in your ears like 'your not my daughter! my daughter isn't a useless, annoying, ugly ass bitch!' as he continued to abuse you over and over again. and all you could do was tremble and cry in fear.

(FLASHBACK ENDS NOW!)

you just dug your head into your legs as you cried and cried, you had nobody, nobody at all, except for one person, the love of your life, obanai. he genuinely cared about you, checked to see if you were eating enough, drinking enough water, sleeping enough. all he did was worry & care abt you, which made you feel guilty, why did he care so much about you? aren't you supposed to be a worthless toy to throw around? not in his eyes.

but, from the corner of your eyes, you saw a blade, you just stared at it for continuous minutes and seconds before thoughts ran through your head. your heart told you 'don't do it, you'll regret it!' while your brain just said 'do it, fuck up your wrists, your worthless anyways.'

you reached out for the blade, grabbed it with a harsh grip, and pointed its sharp tip to your wrist while smiling and crying, still looking down. but before you could even think about doing such an act towards yourself, someone harshly grabbed your wrist, and threw the blade away from your intense grip.

"don't fucking do that shit." said sanemi, he was genuinely worried that you'd do such an act towards yourself if he didn't arrive in time.

"i-" you just stared at him, as if a staring contest occurred, but no, he was giving you that intense look of 'tell someone, talk to someone, get help.'

"you gotta get some help, yk what? i'm telling iguru, you need to get some help." those words replayed in your mind as if it were a track tape, you just sat on a couch near you, waiting for them to return, and they eventually did.

sanemi returned with a worried as fuck obanai. obanai rushed towards you, grabbed your wrist and inspected it thoroughly, asking questions, his anxiety boosted right through heaven's gates as he looked at you with a look of so much love & worry. this just made you cry, cried in appreciation & sadness, you actually for once felt like you could let it all loose around someone.

"hey, hey. it's alright, let it all out love," he hugged you so so tight

you sobbed and sobbed for hours and all he did was mutter sweet re-assurances in your ear as you berried your crying face into his welcoming shoulder.

"..everything's alright."

[chwrrrrry]

🍒Random Hashiras headcanons!!

🍒Warnings: none

🔥Rengoku Kyojuro

🔥 His body temperature is ALWAYS (and when I say always i mean ALWAYS) WARM. It dosn't matter if it's literally freezing outside, he will still be warm (imagine hugging him during a snowy day omg)!

🔥He started styling his hair that way since he was a kid because he wanted to look like his dad since he admired him so much (the same thing happened to Senjuro actually)

🔥 During Hashiras meetings he ALWAYS says some type of dad jokes to like relieve some of the tension yk

📢Uzui Tengen

📢 He asks his wives help to paint his nails and sometimes he also lets them pick the colors (Suma and Makio often end up fighting over wich color to pick lol)

📢 Him and Rengoku are best buddies so Uzui always tries to find Rengoku a wife or atleast a girlfriend! I feel like Tengen has at least once tried to convince Rengoku to go to the Entertainment District

📢 I feel like overdressing for casual occasions is his favourite pastime (he's so flamboyant)

🍡Mitsuri Kanroji

🍡 Pretty sure she will do eating comps with other Hashiras. I think that Uzui would be the first to challenge her saying something like "Despite your flamboyant look, Mitsuri, I'm sure I can beat you in an eating comp-" he never stood a chance. Like ever.

🍡 Aside from her bubbly personality, I feel like on the inside she's very insicure about her appearence. I feel like she would like to gain a bit of weight but it's just kind of impossible for her. She never talked to anyone about her insecurities.

🍡 I think she would LOVE to have a 'girl's night' with Shinobu. During the said 'girl's night' Mitsuri would enjoy cooking (especially eating what they cooked after ^^), doing make-up or skin care, talking about boys and other girly stuff like that!

🦋Shinobu Kocho

🦋 When she was younger she got bullied SO BADLY for her height, and that is the reason why she's always on the defensive when someone mentions her height, it dosn't matter if the person is doing it to make fun of her or not.

🦋 Her favourite butterfly breed is the Purole Emperor!!💜

🦋 I feel like whenever she gets a compliment from someone she gets SUPER flustered. I think she gets flustered easyly for some reason. She'll try to hide her blush with her hands or by looking towards another direction and say something like "Fufu you're going to make me blush silly!"

☁️Muichiro Tokito

☁️ Even if he tends to forget people's names easyly, i feel like he would remember the names of the ones who kind of gave him some type of lesson, like life lesson or smth.

☁️ I think he's not very close to none of the Hashiras and that is another reason why he tends to be more shy and stoic. I also think that he would actually enjoy spend time with someone kinda like him (if you get what I mean lol) like cloud gazing with someone or sharing toughts about whatever is around in that moment.

☁️ In my opinion, among of the Hashiras, Uzui and Rengoku are the ones he likes the least. The main reason is because of their loudness, like let's be honest, they're 100% the loudest ones of the group. Muichiro prefers to be around quiet people.

🐍Obanai Iguro

🐍 The reason why he loves Mitsuri is because she is the complete opposite of him. Like she's lively, bubbly, caring, cute and all that stuff while he's stubborn, grumpy, reserved, diffident etc.

🐍 I feel like his humour would be based in sarcasm. I also think that he would be the type to say "no" when somebody asks him to hand them something but then proceed to pass them what they asked for. And ofc dark humour. He will try his best though to not use that kind of humour when around Mitsuri!

🐍 His favourite places to stay while relaxing are high places like trees or roofs. He likes how people can't quite notice him when he's up there and he secretly kind of enjoys scaring other Hashiras sometimes lol!

🪨Gyomei Himejima

🪨 He is super sweet, kind and caring towards children. Like imagine this: Gyomei is peacefully walking on a village's path when two random kids bump into him. The two kids start frenetically apologizing when Gyomei crouches down before placing his large hands on the two kids' heads. "Don't worry, little ones, go ahead and continue playing" He says with a gentle smile on his face (OMG I JUST LOVE HIM LOL).

🪨 He enjoys helping other Hashiras out with everyday chores, like getting something from a shelf that is too high or other stuff like that! I think he's kind of a big brother figure to all of them.

🪨 For some reason I feel like he loves cats just as much as Mitsuri does! And that is why sometimes they hang out together and go in search for cats to feed and pet! ^^

🔪Sanemi Shinazugawara

🔪 Even if be tries to act tough, he deeply cares about other Hashiras. He sees them as family and since he lost most of his real family, he dosn't want to loose his second one.

🔪 He's not experienced AT ALL with women and that is why he gets SO flustered around them (just like his brother Genya i love them sm) but unlike Genya, he's great at hiding it. Also I feel like not many women could be attracted to him, not because he's not attractive as a man, but because of the kinda scary gaze he gives them when they approach him, he dosn't do that on porpouse though!

🔪 Just as he does for the Hashiras, he DEEPLY cares about his brother Genya and he feels kinda bad for everytime he didn't mention him to the other Hashiras or for whenever he avoided him (they deserve so much better ngl!)

🌊Giyuu Tomioka

🌊 He dosn't fully understand why the other Hashiras don't like him and that actualky hurts him. I feel like somtimes he just zones out thinking about why the others don't like him and stuff like that.

🌊 Sometimes he tries to start convos with other Hashiras but it always ends up being awkard ^^'. I also think that he tried to like hug someone atleast once but it all ended up being weird LOL. He probabily tried hugging Mitsuri, not because he is interest in her romantically or smth but because she's kind and sweet to everyone so she would have probabily agreed to hugging him! The only issue was that while he was awkwardly hugging her, Obanai appeared out of nowhere and started chasing Giyuu until nightime while Mitsuri was just standing there confused as hell.

🌊 Oppositely to Rengoku, i feel like his body would be perpetually cold, it would warm up though if he was near a fire or near something warm.

🍒A/N: First time writing about headcanons! I'm so excited to post this oml! ^^

[animeprincessforever]

Obanai X Daughter Reader X Mitsuri

THE NEW SNAKE

What if Obanai and Mitsuri didn’t die, and had a daughter? And that daughter was you? Well here it is!

Let’s start from the beginning.

When you were born Obanai seemed calm and emotionless, but on the inside he was freaking out. Mitsuri was so excited when she first held you in her arms. When they brought you home Kaburamaru was curious. He slithered up to you and gave you kisses. Well underneath those bandages Obanai smiled. 

                                 A few years later

Now you are five years old. And you are a complete daddy’s girl. You look like your mother and act like your mother, but sometimes you have your fathers attitude. One day you went outside and started playing as you were playing, a snake slithered up to you. You curiously looked at the snake and held your hand out. The snake slithered up to you and wrapped itself loosely around your neck. You smiled and ran back into the house. “Mama! Mama! Mama! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Guess what?!?!” You yelled. Mitsuri and Obanai ran into the kitchen as you happily showed them your new little friend. Mitsuri screamed “Oh No (Y/N)! That snake might be dangerous!” Obanai agreed with Mitsuri. However, that did not make you happy and you started crying. Obanai tensed and Mitsuri started crying. However, Kaburamaru slithered up to you and the new snake. The new snake slithered down from you and went to Kaburamaru. After the 2 snakes stared at each other. Kaburamaru slithered up to Obanai and gave him a nod. “Kaburamaru seems to think he’s okay. So I don’t see anything wrong with her keeping it” Obanai told Mitsuri and she nodded. Misturi bent down and asked you what you were going to name your snake. And with that you looked up to your mother, smiled and said “(S/N)”

                                 More Years Later

Now you are a teenager. And let’s just say all the boys are all over you. Which does not thrill your father. You decided you wanted to bring the boy you love to your house, however what you didn’t know was that he was using you to make another girl jealous. You happily held (B/N) hand and drag him up to your house. “Mom! Dad! I am home! This is (B/N) he is my boyfriend!” At your words Obanai flinched and his eye twitched while your mother squealed happily congratulating you two. During dinner, your father was giving him death glares while Kaburamaru and (S/N) was hissing at the boy. 

When the night ended you walked (B/n) out the door and smiled as he left. You said good night to your parents and went to sleep happily unaware of the heartbreak you were going to face the next day.

                                        Next Day

You felt like today was gonna be a great day! You brushed your teeth, said goodbye to your parents and got on the bus.  When you got to school you saw (B/n) kissing another girl. You cried and ran to the bathroom, then cried more. After class you asked (B/n) about it he simply said “I never loved you, and no one ever will. I was using to make (S/G) jealous. Beside you eat to much and to strong for a girl. No one likes that. Anyways bye.”  

                              When You Got Home

as you arrive through your house door, you ran crying, alerting, your mother and father. They ran into the living room. “OMG (Y/N)!!!! WHATS WRONG MY SWEET BABY?!?!” Mitsuri explained. “Mom! (B/n) was using me! He never loved me! And he said no one never will!” Mitsuri comforted you in her arms while the two of you didn’t notice Obanai and Kaburamaru sneaking away to give (B/n) a ‘talk’. You cried yourself to sleep in your mothers arms and your father walked in and saw the both of you asleep and covered you 2 with a blanket then he gave you both a single kiss on the forehead and mumbled “ No one hurts my girls”

[redroseworks]

Love In The Snake's Den

Chapter 1: Obanai's Issue/Shinobu's Predicament/Mitsuri's Problem

𓆙𓆙𓆙

Obanai had an issue.

Well, he always had multiple issues.

However, his current issue was technically fixable.

It started when he was about to start college and to him staying with his foster family wasn’t an option.

Unfortunately for him when he started classes at Kimetsu University he couldn't bring his snake, Kaburamaru, into a dorm. Firstly, because of the lack of space for Kaburamaru’s set. And then also because of how people react to snakes. He wasn't going to risk Kaburamaru's comfort and safety.

So he had to rent a place off campus. He found a decent three bedroom house that was owned by a nice family. The rent was cheap but it was still a strain on his wallet. So he had to get roommates.

His first roommate was a quiet classmate who seemed like an asshole at first. The guy was the same age as Obanai but a sophomore.

Tomioka Giyuu had no reaction to Kaburamaru and kept to himself. Obanai could respect that and the house was big enough he could avoid him.

Then Tomioka met Obanai's best friend Sanemi. At first Sanemi hated Tomioka but then he loved him. Obanai still didn't fully get it but he tolerated and could get along with Tomioka.

Sanemi moved in during the middle of their sophomore year though he still spent a lot of time back at his family's place. Honestly, him moving in with Obanai and Tomioka was clearly just so he had a comfortable place to get fucked. Or at least that's what Obanai's opinion was considering he was an unfortunate witness to Sanemi and Tomioka far too many times.

A part of Obanai was glad when Sanemi and Tomioka told him they were getting an apartment together; especially now that they were engaged and wanted their own space.

So now Obanai needed a new roommate.

Not only for rent but also because living alone felt like a nightmare. Even though Sanemi and Tomioka weren't fully moved out, Obanai hated the nights alone. He hated the knowledge that he was all alone.

Obanai sighed and laid his head on the table. “Why can't you just move in with me?” He asked his foster brother Kyojuro.

“Because I still have to take care of Dad and Senjuro.” Kyojuro said. “You could just move back in.”

“No. You know I can't do that…” Obanai said. He didn't deserve the charity of the Rengoku family. He also didn't want to be a further burden on them when Shinjuro was a recently recovering alcoholic. “Also with my work and my classes it wouldn't be as convenient.”

“I go to Kimetsu too.” Kyojuro said.

“Yeah but your schedule is completely different and you don't have any labs late in the evening. I shouldn't be driving long at night.”

Kyojuro sighed. “Yeah, yeah. I know.” He said. “Hmm… I could ask some friends.” Kyojuro said as he quickly pulled out his phone and started texting people. Obanai hoped he wasn’t texting too many people.

Obanai’s phone dinged; showing a few texts from Sanemi (who’s number was saved under Asshole).

Asshole: I may have found you a new roommate.

Asshole: Only issue is that it’s a woman

Asshole: But trust me

Obanai frowned. He had gynophobia. Sure there were some women and girls he managed to be around (his sort of friend and classmate Kanae, Sanemi’s mom and sisters, and one of his other sort of friend Tengen’s wives) but in general women caused him to have panic attacks. He could manage in public especially now that he’s been in therapy regularly but still.

However, he trusted Sanemi.

Obanai: Let me meet her and we will see

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Shinobu had a predicament.

When she started college last year she got stuck with a horrible roommate. Kikumo had been fine at first and sadly for Shinobu the ugly side of that bitch didn’t come out until it was far too late for a change in room outside of emergencies.

Kikumo was messy, rude, and constantly argued with Shinobu. Shinobu spent most of her time in the library or common rooms on campus. Luckily, for most weekends she spent her time at home with her parents and younger sister or at her older sister’s apartment. Home was always her safe haven and always would be.

This upcoming year, somehow she was supposed to room with that bitch again and even though there was a period of time where she could request a move there were some issues with that. One: it had to be after the third week of classes, two: it would still take one to two weeks for the request to be approved, and three: Shinobu didn’t want to have to live with Kikumo again for even a second.

She could move back home permanently but that commute would be about thirty minutes by train (not including the walks to the stations) and about an hour by car. Just all depended on the routes and traffic. So it wasn’t something Shinobu wanted to do, especially since she had an environmental biology lab this semester that ended at 8pm. It would take her about fifteen minutes to walk to the train station so that was out. The possibility of her driving a car was also out because she did not know how to drive. She didn’t have a need to do so and honestly the few times her mom and dad and older sister tried to teach her… she had a bit of road rage and would get frustrated.

Shinobu also liked being able to stay at the library late and being able to hang out with the friends she’s made.

She could stay with Kanae at her apartment except it was a studio apartment; she loved her big sister very much but she also wanted some privacy and space. At least the dorms had a common area with private study rooms if she wanted to be alone to study. Currently, she was staying with Kanae for spring break so she could continue working at her job at a local cafe. It was the most ideal set up.

And it would be difficult to find a two bedroom apartment that would be ready to move in before the move out deadline for student housing.

So she was looking for single bedrooms or studio apartments to rent as that would be the best option. It would also be cheaper for Shinobu to pay rent once she got a job. Her parents happily agreed to pay her rent and expenses until she could do so on her own; they had done the same for Kanae after all.

Shinobu clicked on another posting about someone needing a roommate for their apartment. The place didn’t look bad, it was a two bedroom; one bath. She then looked at the information. No pets. Okay, Shinobu’s fish was happy at her family’s home. No parties. Okay, Shinobu hated parties. No being out after 9pm. Shinobu frowned at that. She didn’t like the idea of a curfew. Must sign a two years long lease. Nope, that sounded stupid.

Shinobu clicked off that posting. Maybe she should reconsider the offer one of her friends made to stay with her but given the reason why her friend was living alone and that her friend actually was trying to move made that option a last resort.

Her phone buzzed and she saw a text from Kanae.

Kanae: I might have a solution to your roommate problem ;)

Shinobu did not like that winky face but she sighed and answered her sister.

Shinobu: what is it?

♡♡♡

Mitsuri had a problem.

It started when she met her former fiance Gomi Unko when she was seventeen. Unko had wanted Mitsuri to dye her black and for her to not eat as much as she wanted and to lose weight. He also hated when Mitsuri would ‘show off’ her strength.

In hindsight, he was an asshole. They got engaged after dating for two months and he grew more and more controlling especially when they moved into an apartment together and she no longer lived with her family.

In hindsight, there were so many red flags. In hindsight, she just wanted to find love and fell for the first guy to say he loved her. And then the other things he would say… she felt like no one else would love her.

At least she was able to still go to college for art. Of course… maybe if he had stopped her from that she would have taken off the rose colored glasses much sooner.

In the end, it was him who left her. She had a busy month between her classes and her job at a cafe so she didn’t find the time to dye her roots. It caused his to become madder and madder at her and he called it all off in the end.

‘I shudder when I think about that being passed on to my children.’ Those were the awful words he said before telling her to forget they ever met.

That was ten months ago. After three months she got her hair fixed to her unusual natural pink and added in green tips. He always said green made her look washed out and ugly. As if her eyes weren’t naturally green.

She started eating the way she wanted a week after she fixed her hair. She always had a larger than normal appetite and could even out eat sumo wrestlers. Over the last ten months she had gained back some of the weight she had lost to please Unko. Not all of it but a few pounds. She was starting to feel like herself again.

But now. She had decided not to renew her lease and had about seven weeks to find a new place. She couldn’t handle being in this apartment anymore. In his apartment. He was the one who wanted it. He was the one who liked it.

Mitsuri was genuinely pissed to learn he had put it all under just her name. For what reason?? She had no clue. Maybe he planned to leave her but wanted to break her first? Maybe he just wanted an out? Maybe he didn’t want to be legally responsible if they couldn’t pay rent or something.

She had been grateful for her parents helping to cover what was Unko’s rent but she wanted to find a cheaper place she could pay for herself. She loved her parents but didn’t want to have them stretching their finances.

Mitsuri carefully pulled the cupcakes she had just made out of the oven. She had missed baking the whole time she was with that asshole Unko. She especially missed baking for her family and friends. Today she had made cupcakes for her friend who was going through a predicament. She carefully down the cupcakes to let them cool before she could frost and decorate them.

Mitsuri looked at her phone and saw a few unread texts from her friend Kyojuro.

Kyojuro: I know a guy who’s in need of a roommate!

Kyojuro: My foster brother actually! He’s shy but nice! He has a snake!

Kyojuro: or not!

Kyojuro: his bestie might have found someone but it might not work out!

Kyojuro: I will update you!

Mitsuri sighed. Shit. She wished she could have seen the messages early.

[actual-greenninja]

DEMON SLAYER HEADCANONS except it's stupid things I've done as a child

Basically what the title says, this is a little chaotic and it made me realise that I was a seriously weird kid😭 repost cause smth went wrong!!

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🩷 Zenitsu once saw an open chocolate bar on the table and decided to take a small bit out of it. He then realised that it was one of those nasty yogurt health bars, he threw up afterwards

(he blamed the missing bite on inosuke afterwards).

🩷 Mitsuri was sort of a pick me as she would say things like "Only guys get my humour" or "Guys are much less drama" just so she could get more guys attention...

🩷 Inosuke ran into a road filled with driving cars when he was two, his care taker had to run and beg cars to stop driving so he could get hold of inosuke. Inosuke was somehow unharmed.

🩷 Sanemi once got so angry at Genya when they were younger that Sanemi took Genya's tablet and punched the screen so hard until it broke.

🩷 Genya thoroughly enjoyed eating lip balm, he still to this day will have a habit of licking his lips immediately after applying some

🩷 Muichirou was terrified of FNAF and Yuichirou would often hide in his closet at night and would jump out at him like that one foxy jumpscare😭. Muichirou did not feel safe at night afterwards...

🩷 Obanai was scared shitless of cats when he was younger and once when he saw a cat on the sidewalk he was walking on he ran into the road screaming to the other side of the road to get away from it.

🩷 Nezuko refuses to sleep at night unless it is with all of her toys, even those small plastic ones because she feared they would all feel left out and stop liking her which made her sad :(

🩷 Tanjiro had a similar problem but with his crayons. He would make sure to use all of them in a picture when he was younger so each crayon felt good abou themselves, even the white one😭

🩷 Uzui once saw a cute girl that was waaaaay too old for him at a gathering his parents brought him to. (He was 5 she was 16). He spent the whole night trying to look cool Infront of her and when it was time to go he fully believed they were gonna get married...

It took him 20 years to realize that he was at a family gathering and that the girl was his distant cousin whom he never saw again

🩷 Giyuu got in trouble often because he would always doodle over his work in school.

🩷 Once Genya made a small house in Minecraft that he was extremely proud of. Sanemi then got onto Minecraft and made a whole fucking castle just so he could put Genya in his place.

🩷 Akaza spent many of his days in class imagining how if there was an ambush of big men attacking the classroom he would go super saiyan and be able to take them all on in hand to hand combat. He was five.

🩷 Shinobu had a Gacha channel where she made those "doing your dares" videos with her oc's. She even had her own edgy boyfriend oc for her oc.

🩷 Muichirou for some reason memorised the whole Cat In the Hat movie script and would take videos of himself saying it word for word.

🩷 Rengoku helped a little girl go down a slide because it was obvious that she was scared. After that she then followed Rengoku everywhere until her dad took her home <3

🩷 Shinobu was caught watching gay ship amvs of her favourite cartoon on her tablet by Kanae. She cried the whole day, begging Kanae not to get her in trouble.

🩷 When Genya was little there was this small bowl and spoon that they would dish sugar out of. Genya would take that spoonful of sugar and eat it secretly. He was immediately caught because the spoon would be wet from his drool💀

🩷 Shinobu once got so pissed at kanae she " ran away from home" with a little suitcase filled with clothes. She really just went to the backyard where she sat down in the cold and finally went back in when Kanae called for dinner.

🩷 At night Inosuke would act all crazy and insane before bed so the " demons under his bed" knew that he was on their side💀

🩷 Giyuu was told by his sister that "God can make anything happen" in an uplifting way but instead it made Giyuu paranoid that a tsunami would come out of no where just to spite him for being naughty.

🩷 Sanemi purposefully stepped on a jelly fish at the beach and somehow didn't get stung...(im so sorry)

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Yeah lol, that's it. I never realized I was a pretty odd felow

[six-eyed-samurai]

Sorry this is so trash y'all, I was getting stressed out and had no idea where it was going. If you don't like OC children I suggest you don't read.

“If we ever get reborn, if we're born again as human beings, will you make me your wife?”

*** Some things never changed, no matter the time, distance…number of reincarnations.

The famously red and yellow shock of hair inherited by all the descendants of the Rengoku family, for one. The scarred faces and hot tempers of the Shinazugawas, for another. The whiny cowardice and obsession with girls in the Agatsuma boys.

And the beautiful but tragic love story that was the romance between the former sour Serpent Pillar and sweet Love Pillar.

***

Sometimes when Mitsuri met up with Shinobu they’d talk about if, hypothetically, one day the Corps were no longer needed and demons no longer existed, what would they like to do?

“I’d really like it if Iguro-san and I got together! He’s so sweet to me, he even gave me these socks! He’s kind of cute too.”

“Would you really like to get married to someone as bitter as him?” Shinobu hid her trademark smile behind her teacup.

“Of course! If - if he’d have me. I’ve always wanted to have a big family with a lot of kids. Three or four? I’m not too sure, but we’d have so much fun together! I’d love to braid my girl’s hair or - ooh, or talk to them about boys, and if I did have any sons I’d love to cook for them! Oooh, do you think we could play sports together? I’m sure I could keep up.”

“...you’d do more than keep up, Mitsuri-chan.”

Parallel in eerily similar ways Obanai too would pour out the same musings to his best friend in the Corps over complaining about Tomioka’s face or simply just training together. The only differences, perhaps, was that Sanemi was getting fed up that Obanai was not making a move and the Serpent Pillar wasn’t so sure he’d make a good father…or that he even wanted children.

“When are you going to stop dreaming and complaining about whatever sunshiney marriage dream you’re having with Kanroji to me and actually tell her? Fxxking coward.” Sanemi deftly swung his sword with a lot more force than necessary, fed up with hearing Obanai make excuse after excuse as to why he hadn’t done anything yet. “Man up, grow some balls and go confess. You both are so obviously lovesick I want to throw up.”

“...soon.” Obanai blocked his hit. “But if you throw up, go do it somewhere else.”

Soon, soon, soon, the both of them repeatedly answered each time. Were they to know their tragic fate, their ‘soon’ never to come? They did plan to confess eventually, some day, one day.

Just never planned on regretting only having to do it while awaiting at death’s door, one to never see his love even in their dying moments, the other unable to hold him and really tell him exactly how much he meant to her - but the universe wasn’t that cruel.

***

Obanai Iguro, a man renowned for his godly level cooking and sharp tongue capable of rendering even the most rude of customers into tears. Obanai Iguro, a man known to his family as someone who rarely showed affection but could be counted on to always be there for them. Obanai Iguro, a man only known to cry once in his life when his beloved wife gave birth to their first born twin girls and pass out from worry when Mitsuri went into labor early with their happy accident baby Fuyu.

Obanai Iguro, who still wasn’t sure what he had done to earn such an amazing family for he wasn’t the best of saints, but thanked his lucky stars every day to wake up to - 

“DAD! Can we go, please, please, pretty please?” 

“MOM, STOP, I DON’T WANT A HAIRCUT -”

“Mama! Mama!”

“Where’s my chocolate bar? Fuyu! Nii-chan!”

“DADDY, I’M HEADING OUT!”

-the utter chaos that was their big family of seven on the weekends, the only two days when their famous diner didn’t open.

“WHAT?” Obanai rarely raised his voice - his acidic, disappointed tone was always enough to scold his five children - but for once surprise had taken him by…well, surprise. With a stack of cereal bowls in one hand and their youngest in the other he dashed out faster than a demon of the kitchen and loomed (as well as he could with his lack of height anyway) menacingly at the newcomer standing at the threshold of their cluttered living room. “Baby, you never said you’d be going out today…at least not with this scumbag.”

“Daddy, please, can you not be so weird about it?” Oh, he should’ve known something was up the moment his second oldest and precious princess Junko had come home three days ago giggling like a maniac on her phone. Jeez, why couldn’t she stay a cute little four year old forever? Now all these teenage boys were coming over to taint his golden girl.

Out of the five, Junko was the one that resembled Mitsuri the most, even in looks with her magenta hair that her mother fawned over putting in double pigtail braids and bright green eyes always turned up in half-moons from her smiling. Adorable from the moment she was born. Cheerful no matter what. The most loving and clingy to both her parents. Truly a daddy’s girl; and there was no way Obanai was letting her go off with some ‘just a friend who also happens to be the opposite gender’. 

But it did make a lot of sense guys would chase after her just like they did with Mitsuri…still, what if she got her innocent little heart broken? What if she got dumped halfway? What if that bright sunshine she had eternally been faded after the certain failure this so-called hangout would be?

 He glared daggers irritably at the poor boy in question, and even looking as frazzled as he did from cooking seven breakfasts in a row he managed to make the receiver squirm a little. Okay, a lot. 

But to the boy’s credit he still managed to muster an awkward, shy smile and held out a hand. “Hi, Mr. Iguro! I’m Kaito - if it’s alright with you can Junko come to the park with me? If I’m interrupting your family time I’ll come back another day!” 

Hmph. He seemed nice enough but the bead of sweat dripping down his forehead was obvious to everyone. Clearly not a very brave one. What would he do if they got cornered by those neighborhood bullies the Iguro’s third born was always going head to toe with? Run, probably, no doubt. With spiky, tousled hair and rumpled clothes like that he probably wasn’t too bothered about his appearance. Lack of hygiene: red flag right there, Obanai was sure.

Junko edged closer to her father, playing with the edge of her skirt (oh, so he was why she had been taking so long to dress this morning) nervously. “Daddy, come on, you don’t have to be so threatening. Kaito’s…nice.” 

She colored up pretty fast and Obanai narrowed his eyes. “Absolutely not. You’re not going to go gallivanting the countryside with this…whatever he is.”

Kaito cleared his throat. “I live a few buildings down if that helps?”

Maybe Mitsuri might’ve let Junko go off with a lot of squealing about how cute they were and encouraging this “young love”, but Obanai would rather lose his arms and sight and life then agree to it. “No. Not with a boy, not ever.”

“Dad, come on, please?” 

Oh god, not the puppy eyes. Obanai stared up for a beat wondering what deity had blessed his daughters with such enormous doe eyes he could never say no to and how could he track him down before averting eye contact and muttering “fine”.

“ThankyousomuchIloveyoualotDadthankyousomuch!” Ah well, maybe it couldn’t hurt once in a while to let his little dove leave the nest if he got to see her beam so brightly all the spotlights in the world faded to gray and hug him so tightly.

“Be back by evening or I’ll have his head and put it on a spike outside the restaurant!” He made a “I’m-watching-you-so-you-better-not-do-anything-to-my-baby” gesture at this Kaito when they left. Why did she have to grow up so fast?

“Is he serious?” Obanai heard Kaito asking as they ran off.

“...I mean, he did tie up someone and left them outside for a day because they gave Kyoka a flower on White Day, but don’t worry! Daddy’s really nice!”

“You better not do the same,” Obanai grumbled down at the toddler clinging to him, fast asleep and drooling as he headed back to the kitchen. “You’re going to be the only girl left in this house who hasn’t gone into their teenager phase, Fuyu.”

Fuyu sighed softly and clung on even more, as if she understood what he was saying. Her tiny, puffy pink ponytail tickled his neck, as did the nagging suspicion that today’s adventures and problems hadn’t come to an end yet.

“DAD! COME UP, COME UP! MOM’S FIGHTING WITH KYOKA!”

“Dad, can you come up?”

“OBANAI, PLEASE GET UP HERE NOW!”

Aaand another problem arose to deal with. Who was he to deny any of Mitsuri’s, his queen, requests, so up he went as fast as he could after dumping the dishes in the sink to be washed another time.

***

Mitsuri loved her children a lot, and that was obvious to even an outsider. She had never punished them once, always stopped to give them attention individually,  constantly showered them in sugary confections, agreed to even the most ridiculous of games, played good cop every time they got into trouble and never, ever, raised a hand or used her crazily unnatural strength against them.

Until her eldest daughter Kyoka hit her fourteenth birthday apparently - as much as it pained her to do it she was pinning her down to the chair with all her strength to prevent her daughter’s desperate attempts to escape while Torao watched with wide eyes and Kenji excitedly explained the whole thing to Obanai. 

Why oh why couldn’t she be as easy going as her twin Junko or as compliant as Torao or as agreeable as Kenji? Heck, even Fuyu was a little less rebellious than Kyoka when she was in her moods. 

Not that Mitsuri was saying she wanted to change her daughter’s personality, oh no, never. She’d give up all the sakura mochi in the world before that happened. Kyoka was the most responsible girl anyone could ask for and had won so many awards at school the wall was running out of space for framed certificates. But honestly she could be rather…stubborn at times. 

Strangers and customers often commented on the amazing genetic spread between all of her five children, a perfect mix of her and darling Obanai: Kyoka had received her dad’s black hair and blue eyes with her mother’s beauty marks and strength of ten men; her fraternal twin Junko had inherited her pink and green scheme but Obanai’s petite frame; the boys Kenji and Torao had black hair mixed with pink beginnings and fading green ends respectively; Fuyu her mother’s candy floss hair and dad’s captivating golden yellow eyes. Mitsuri delightedly reveled in cutting, combing and styling them ever since they were young…

“Mom, please, for the last time, MY BANGS ARE FINE!”

“Kyoka, they’re too long and it’s slanted, I told you you shouldn’t have cut them yourself -”

“You weren’t free at the time, besides, this is the current trend anyways -”

But how could she have known it was going to be absolute hell now to give Kyoka’s short, unevenly sliced hair a trim?

“I don’t see what’s trendy if it’s getting in your eyes!”

“She’s been rubbing them a lot lately,” Torao piped up, but cringed when Kyoka shot him her signature death stare and hid behind Obanai. 

“Just let me cut them, Kyoka,” Mitsuri repeated, exasperated for the first time in history. Even Fuyu seemed to tense in her sleep. “Why are you being so insistent about having them in your eyes like that?”

“...Ryota said they looked cool.”

Once again the stark contrast between Mitsuri and Obanai’s personalities revealed itself as it did daily when faced with the realization their girls were at that age where boys had a lot of impact in their choices.

“KYAAAAAAH, WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO? I’M SO SORRY, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE DOING THIS TO IMPRESS HIM!” 

At once Mitsuri exploded into sheer joy, glee and anticipation, grabbing her eldest into a crushing hug, crying that her little girl was all grown up and ready to go look for her soulmate; Kyoka awkwardly returned it with a red face. 

Obanai, on the other hand, looked like he was in the middle of a seizure, but that was a story for later. 

“WE SHOULD GO TO SHOPPING TOGETHER, IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE WE BOUGHT YOU NEW DRESSES!” Mitsuri took a deep breath to calm herself, then launched into a barrage of rapid fire interrogation. “Have you made a first move? Is he showing any signs of being interested? What’s he like? Have you both gone on any dates yet?”

“Mom, please, it’s not that big of a deal! He just sits behind me!” Kyoka averted her eyes and shrank further into her untidy fringe. “...I don’t think Dad’s gonna like him much though.”

Mitsuri’s eyes gleamed. Ah, an opportunity for a little mother-daughter bonding time with a lil’ boy talk. Of course she’d wind up telling Obanai one day - she was almost as bad as the Kamado family at lying - but it’d be fun while it lasted. “Don’t worry, it’ll be our secret.” 

***

Mitsuri had been so enthusiastic about having a backyard when they had bought the house that Obanai had relented from his steadfast argument of not creating a garden even without flowers (bad enough he had to wear a face mask 24/7 to filter pollen) and they had come to the agreement that it would at least have be a mini playground for the kids - a lone, squeaking tire swing, abandoned bikes and littered toys today all ignored in favour of a - 

“DAD, DAD, DAD, CHECK THIS OUT! I FOUND A WORM!”

“Put it back!”

“Come on, I want to show Dad! I won’t hurt it!”

“Ew, don’t hold it to my face! Drop it back in the dirt!”

“Blep!”

“Nii-chan, don’t give it to Fuyu! She’ll eat it! NO, DON’T GIVE IT TO ME!”

Kyoka shrieked when Kenji deliberately dangled the worm in front of her, causing her to drop the phone she had been scrolling on with Fuyu on her lap. Torao took the opportunity to run away from his elder brother and hide behind Mitsuri standing at the doorway. Obanai wished he had a camera right then to capture the moment because her cheeks were red and puffed out from a terrible attempt to stop her giggling but unfortunately he was still fuming over losing his daughter to a…ugh, he couldn’t even say it. 

“Eh, Torao?! Don’t you wanna try holding it?! You’re always so freaked out over a little insect!!!”

Kenji had always reminded Mitsuri of someone on the edge of her brain but she couldn’t remember what - or who. As the years went on it began to push deeper and deeper, the way he unnecessarily shouted his words in excitement, his fire-bright personality and how he easily looked out for his younger brother like it was nothing. The feeling was usually accompanied by a wave of sadness (grief?), even more so the day he brought home a friend he introduced as Tojuro, but she couldn’t deny it was such a blessing to have him around. 

“I don’t want to! Just leave it be!”

Torao…on the other hand….where he got his shy, socially anxious genes from Obanai to this day was still wracking his brains over. Of course he was more than happy to indulge in him when he chose to stay home instead of going out to some friend’s party (less chances of getting picked up by some - shudder - girl!) but honestly he was terrified of everything and unbeknownst to him his dad had already plans to braven him up a little which may or may not involve some hostages (god did that Kamado boy irritate him but since he was Torao’s only friend he refrained from making…most of the complaints).

“Neeeeh! Worm!” Fuyu squealed and tried to reach for Kenji, squirming around in Kyoka’s death grip, a feebly cute attempt that had Mitsuri clapping her hands delightedly to catch the worm. Kyoka wrinkled her nose and took another step back. 

“Dad, can you just get Kenji to - OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, DAD, HE’S THROWING THE WORM AT YOU!”

Perhaps he would’ve noticed, picked up the worm and thrown it back into the bushes on a normal day, but he was still staring hard at a blushing Mitsuri and wishing for a camera and half-heartedly reaching for the quivering Torao behind him.

Perhaps on a normal day he would’ve simply just made a sarcastic comment when the worm then landed on the top of his black and white striped shirt and flick it off, but today he was NOT expecting that and proceeded to yelp (the likes of which never have been heard of from OBANAI IGURO) and jump up and shake it off desperately.

“KYAAAAAH!” Mitsuri exploded into laughter, collapsing to her feet while Kyoka and Torao stared in horror. 

That was almost enough for Obanai to forgive Kenji, but not quite.

“Oh you sneaky little snake -” 

None of them knew it but maybe, just maybe, a little bit of their former Pillar selves returned when Obanai tackled Kenji to the ground and in turn Mitsuri had to tackle him off.

***

“Obanai?”

Strange. Usually it would be Mitsuri who fell asleep first but judging from her voice she wasn’t the least bit sleepy. Even more strange when Fuyu hadn’t caused any trouble that night; she lay peacefully drooling in between them. 

He blinked the gunk out of his eyes. “Yeah?”

“I’m so happy, you know that? I thought I couldn’t be when we started dating, then I was wrong when we opened the diner together, when we got married - Kyoka, Junko, Kenji, Torao, Fuyu…especially.” Mitsuri rolled over to face him, a sweet smile curving up her emerald eyes. “Thank you so much for all this.”

Obanai, careful not to nudge Fuyu, reached over to take Mitsuri’s hand. “Should be thanking you, stupid. Thanks for…loving me even though I’ve got the personality of  a lemon.”

That got a laugh out of her. “You can be pretty sweet when you want to. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you!”

“Why just stop at this one?” Obanai turned his head slightly, perfectly serious.

“True! It’ll be so amazing! Do you think we met in a past life too, Obanai?”

“Maybe. I don’t really care as long as you’re here right now.” 

“See, you can be sweet when you want to,” Mitsuri giggled softly, squeezing his hand. “Although you were pretty salty with Kaito when he came to drop Junko off. That was so mean, honestly. I hope you aren’t going to do that with Ryota.”

“He had it coming, taking her away like that - hold up, who’s Ryota?”

Mitsuri ultimately failed again at holding her laughter and woke up the whole household falling out of bed. 

***

“Of course. If you say you're fine with someone like me, then I will definitely make you happy.”

[lilithizhere]

Can you do Haganezuka x s/o that's a ice hashira(can be anything) and there few powers are freezing time,freeze opponents/objects can you also do a scene where tanjiro meets them or maybe protecting him while he's making the sword while the demon attacks?

Hi I really liked this request, but when I was writing I kinda forgot about the powers part, so I hope this is okay!

Hotaru Haganezuka x Ice Hashira!Reader

You are the Ice Hashira, a strong one, you were stronger than Tengen and Obanai, and just as fast as Shinobu. Your husband was a swordsmith. He was also your swordsmith. He can be a pain in the ass sometimes about swords and how people don't take care of them. (TANJIRO)

But you love you husband and he loves you. And when you were called to the scene of the Swordsmith Village cause their was an attack, you were worried about everyone, Tanjiro, Mitsuri, Muichiro, and Hotaru. And the swordsmiths of the village.

Turn out your husband was still making the sword and so he didn't even notice any of the attacks Gyokko hit him with. He didn't break concentration of making the sword.

And Kanamori was their too trying to get Hotaru to break the concentration of making the sword.

You shake your head and continue fighting Gyokko, with Muichiro. Turns out Muichiro regained his memories, which you were happy about cause you knew his family when they were alive and you use to babysit him and Yuichiro.

You and Muichiro do the final blow.

"Ice Breathing: Fifth Form: Ice Storm!" You say as you hit a damaging blow on Gyokko.

Muichiro cuts Gyokkos head off. And then Muichiro turns to you.

"I didn't know you babysat me and Yuichiro when we were younger." He said looking at you.

You shrug. "I knew your dad and he helped me a few times and plus I was bestfriends with your parents." You say as you ruffle his hair.

"You should go check up on you swordsmith." Muichiro points out.

"OH shit- bye Muichiro!" You say as you run towards Hotaru and Kanamori.

Hotaru was bleeding quite a bit, but knowing him he was gonna be fine. Kanamori too.

You notice Hotaru mask was broke.

Kanamori sees and is relieved.

"I tried to make him stop forging the sword but he kept going. Like usual." He said.

"Hehe sounds like him." You say.

Some Kakushi come and patch up everyone injured.

You were sitting next to Hotaru, who was bandaged and is sitting in a bed, along with Kanamori.

You guys were talking and you made food for them.

"Y/n? Are you staying or do you have a mission" Hotaru asks you. You look at him and say. "Well, for the moment no I don't have a mission, but I bet I will soon."

Hotaru grunts in response.

Kanamori ended leaving to go help others with repairs.

Your crow came in and announced. "CAW CAW! You have a mission south west! Some Young Girls and Boys have been going missing for the past year! You will meet the Mist Hashira there. It is suspected that a upper rank or lower moon may resign their."

You thank your crow and your crow leaves, you turn your head towards your husband, who obviously looks unhappy you have to go, you sigh and say "I gotta go, I love you." You say as you give him a kiss.

He kisses you back and grumbles. "You better not get hurt or die cause I'm gonna kill you if you do."

You smile and nod, "I will try not to."

You walk out of the house and head south west.

[peachdues]

Re: bundle of joy - I can't get Sanemi's comment abt how he watched his mom suffer miscarriages at the hand of his father out of my head. What if he saw his mom cry every time she realized she was pregnant again? Like she loved all of her kids, but she knew what their dad would do to them. What if he also helped take care of his mom through her pregnancies and post-partum because his dad never did? I'm just UGH I'm SO SOFT FOR NEMI.

THIS THIS THIS.

Sanemi was the eldest and therefore took on the most responsibility after his mother, and he was a mama’s boy through and through. I think his mother was his single biggest influence. I actually think his early life observing his father’s treatment of his mother plays a huge role in how he approaches Y/N’s pregnancy — and his relationship with her in general.

I imagine that everything he did for Y/N in Bundle of Joy, he learned by helping his mother during her pregnancies. I agree that he probably saw how difficult pregnancy was for his mother (because let’s be real, none of those kids were born from love, and that’s heartbreaking), and has long since promised that if he ever has a child, he will do everything he can for both his kid and their mother. He’s ecstatic at first, but then Y/N says she wants to keep things in the down-low for a bit, and suddenly he’s terrified that he’s done to her what his father did to his mother, and he would rather die than cause her any pain. I think his deepest insecurity is becoming like his father, and while Sanemi can be a hardass and tough, he cannot be anything other than soft for his lover and their children.

I think that after the kid is born (and let’s be real, he is so girl-dad coded), he would take the most parenting inspiration from his mother. Sure, Sanemi is still going to be Sanemi, but both he and Genya idolized their mother. Not only does he love his kid without limit, but I could also see him trying to incorporate her gentle way of parenting, too. He wants his child(ren) to have everything he didn’t when he was growing up, and he will do anything to ensure they get it.

Something that I wish we saw more of in the Sanemi-realm of demon slayer content is more of an understanding of how he treats women in general. I think there’s a tendency to write him along the same lines of how Obanai treats other female slayers apart from Shinobu and Mitsuri, but I’m not sure that’s entirely accurate.

We’re told several times that Sanemi is kind to women, but I don’t think that’s limited to non-Corps women. He observes a lower-ranked female slayer being harassed by M*dea and straight up makes the pig piss himself by yelling so much at him. He doesn’t tolerate any disrespect towards women because Sanemi starts every day by drinking his Respect Women Juice. I’m not saying he’s soft on female slayers, but I think he’s definitely more subdued. He’s not going to level personal/emotional attacks against them because that’s what his father did (along with the physical abuse) and Sanemi hates his father.

Honestly, tempted to explore more of the Bundle of Joy universe — like how Y/N and Sanemi actually meet and get together/their time in their secret relationship, and even as parents. Sanemi doesn’t strike me as someone who sleeps with another without already being emotionally invested in them to some degree, because he doesn’t like to feel as though he’s using them as a means to an end. I would like to write some parallels between Y/N’s pregnancy and his memories of his mothers’ pregnancies and show how they directly influenced him later on. We’ll see!

[astoldbyaja]

Where Hands Touch Ch.6 ~AU Demon Slayer~

The moment the bell rang, I got up from my chair and sped to the classroom door. I could hear Gyutaro going ‘huh’ as if completely shocked. I hurried from the classroom and headed to the closest girl’s restroom. I hurried into the stall and just sat on the toilet seat, tears streaming down my face. I sniffled silently wanting to close my legs, but my panties ended up feeling cold and damp. I spread my legs a bit and looked at the damp spot. I couldn’t believe that happened! I can’t be he did that. I placed my hands over my knees and just looked down at the ground.

Those feelings, those tingling sensations I felt down there. I bit my lip trying to form a coherent thought, but I was just finding it so difficult. His moans and pants, the smell of his skin, his hands holding me down. I don’t know how to feel. What he did was wrong, but then why did it feel so good? I was so confused, so lost in my mind that I almost didn’t hear the second warning bell. I quickly wiped my panties, used the restroom since I was here, then hurried to class. I was in a fog all day, my mind replaying over and over what Gyutaro did to me, the feelings he made me feel.

“Fuck- I’m gonna cum too, gonna cum with you! Gonna cum together with my girl!”

I immediately felt my legs close upon remembering how he sounded when he said that, so desperate yet so happy and excited all at the same time. Why would he do this to me?

“Leona… Leona… earth to Leona!”

A hand is waving in front of my face, and I look up from my spot in the library, seeing all my friends sitting there staring at me now that Tengen waved in my face.

“Sorry what?” I asked.

“I asked if you had to work tonight because if you didn’t then we should totally hang out tonight!” Sanemi replied.

“Oh yeah I’m off tonight, I just have to ask my dad.” I replied. Everyone seemed happy and continued their quiet conversations. I felt my phone buzzing and I pulled it out thinking it would be my dad or even my brothers, but it wasn’t.

Gyu <3: Hey why’d you run off so suddenly? I was planning to walk you to your next class.

I winced at the message re-reading it over a few times.

Me: Maybe it was because I needed to get myself cleaned up after you did… that to me.

Gyu<3: LOL “that” you mean after I dry humped you so good you creamed on me??

I tensed at the sentence, my legs immediately pressing together beneath the table, a very slight tingle dancing in my vagina. I immediately placed my phone on the table before sighing.

“You okay Lee, you don’t look so good?” Mitsuri said. Obanai sensing his girlfriend’s worry looked me. I couldn’t tell them what happened and so I just shook my head.

“My dad… He messaged me to tell me to come home right after school so I can help him clean the house.” I replied. I hated lying to them, but honestly, I just wanted to be alone after school lets out. I had no strength to fake a smile. I needed to think about what just happened to me. Sanemi rolled his eyes and growled.

“You mean basically make you clean the house. Jesus that man needs help!” he said.

“I agree, he can’t keep drinking and going to work and only doing that. He’s not living and he’s a father who has responsibilities to you.” Shinobu said in a motherly tone. I sighed and nodded.

“I know. His heavy drinking will start soon. I just hope he doesn’t bring home any of his friends. I’d rather him pass out somewhere at a bar then have a bunch of grown men passed out in my living room.” I said shaking my head. I can only keep my door locked for so long until one of them gets angry and tries to break it down.

I looked at them all with an assuring smile.

“But it’s okay. I know if he comes home with company I’ll drive around.” I replied.

“Or you just come over to any of our houses and hang out until they leave or stay the night.” Tengen said.

“Or that. Thanks.” I said with a smile. When school let out, I drove straight home, quickly stripped out of my clothes and took a shower. I sighed gently as the water poured over me and I just closed my eyes as I held myself. Couldn’t believe that happened.

Once I was clean and dressed, I moved to my room and just curled up in my blankets. I felt safe beneath them. In the meantime, I checked my messages, replying to our friend’s group and individual texts. Mitsuri was gushing about her interview at the café, Giyu was asking if I had a study guide for our statistics class, and Tengen and Kyojuro were sending memes and having me referee which ones I thought were better. I felt at peace for a bit before bringing my attention to Gyutaro’s text.

Gyu<3: Why are you ignoring my texts?

Gyu<3: Why are you leaving me on read??

Gyu<3: Did you not enjoy what we did earlier?

Gyu<3: Did I not do something right!!

Gyu<3: Did I hurt you or something?

Gyu<3: Leona, answer me!!

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!!

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Gyu<3: That you’re not angry at me and you don’t regret what we did!

Me: What YOU did! I don’t even know why you did it!

Gyu<3: You’re angry… I get it. But you don’t need to be. The first time is always a bit nerve wracking, but when we do it again you won’t be so nervous next time.

Again! God I couldn’t believe I was even arguing with him. I should have blocked his number, but how would I explain that when I ran into him during class! I should have yelled and said there wasn’t going to be a next time. But that could easily set him off. He knows where I work, who’s to say he doesn’t already know where I live! A part of me wanted to ask, but I didn’t want to know the answer and I didn’t want to put any ideas in his head.

Me: You still did not answer me. Why did you do that!

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Gyu<3: I told you you’d never be alone again. You think I don’t know what people see when they look at me? Ugliness, filth... someone who's not worthy of pity. But you... you’re different. I saw something in you that made me believe, just for a second, that I could be more. Your kindness was the first I have ever experienced as a child, latched on to. I really thought our future could start from childhood. But then you started to slip away, didn’t you? You started to grow up and attach yourself to other people with better lives who always had more! You began to look at others, handsome men, laugh with them! I knew it was only a matter of time before you realized you were too good for me. I couldn’t let that happen, so when I saw my moment to claim you, I took it! The realization is quite clear Leona, if I can’t have you all to myself, then what’s the point? I’d rather destroy everything than see you with anyone else! That’s what love is, right? Making sure you belong to me, no matter what it takes.

I reread over his text feeling a knot in my stomach. I should have been disgusted, should have been repulsed by this boy. But questions began to form in my mind.

‘There were more horrors going on in your life than you ever told anyone wasn’t there? How bad were things for you that no one noticed or blatantly ignored?’

We had no more classes together and eventually I went on with my life even though I saw him in the hallways and made sure to give a genuine smile when I saw him, even as I was mourning my mother.

I began to type slowly.

Me: … I never knew you felt this way. So you love me?

There was a response coming through but once it came through, I saw it was a voice response. I was nervous to click on it, but I did. I needed to understand where this boy’s mind was.

Gyu<3: “Love? Yeah, I love you—more than you could ever know. It’s not just some obsession or a twisted need to control you. I love you because you’re the only light in the darkness I’ve known my whole life. I’ve loved you ever since you sat beside me and offered me your food. You never teased me, asked me why I smelled or why I was ugly. Even when we saw each other in the hallways you always smiled at me. You saw me, the real me. You have no idea what I would give to see you look upon me with favor all those years we passed each other or glanced at each other in the hallway. You made me want, if even possible, to be better even if I don’t know how, even if we never spoke to each other all that time. I’d like to think taking care of my sister the way your mother took care of me that day was a good start. But this love, it’s so strong, it scares me. I’m afraid of losing you, of not being enough, and that fear makes me do things I shouldn’t. But I swear, every bit of this twisted heart beats for you.”

Tears streamed down my face as I listened, bringing up my mother made my heart drop. How can you be afraid of losing someone you never had? What do I do with this information now? How do I go about this now? I had more pressing things to deal with than a boy who was obsessively love struck over me. However, I felt my thumb holding down on the voice message and saving it. I couldn’t help but let my mind slink back to earlier. His hands on me, his scent, his sounds.

My eyes fluttered closed remembering that day I first spoke to him.

I stared at my teacher, listening to her as she read at story time, my eyes slowly moving to the back of the class as I noticed the skinny boy with black hair, and dead eyes sit at his desk silently.

“Alright children, let’s get our lunch.” My teacher said.

Everyone moved to get their lunch from their backpacks or even the large fridge we had for storing lunches. I sat down quietly and opened my lunch box and saw a white piece of paper on top of my sandwich and apples and juice box. My eyes sparkled as I opened the box.

‘Have a good day at school, baby. Remember to always be kind and be confident- Mommy’

I smiled and hugged the note to my chest before moving to grab my sandwich noticing it was cut diagonally, just how I liked it. I reached in to pull it out before pausing noticing the rancid smell coming from my side of the room. I turned to see the boy was sluggishly moving behind me to sit on the large mat as if to separate himself from the kids who ate at their desks.

“We’re going to have to get someone to clean the rug again.” I heard my teacher whispering on the school phone. “Look he can’t keep sitting on it, he probably has lice or fleas, but there’s nothing I can do so he doesn’t disturb the class I have to separate them. He smells so horrible. When will be transferred?”

I looked at the boy watching as he slunk to the ground on the mat and just sat there looking down. I could imagine a dark cloud over him. I looked down at my sandwich before looking at his body. He must be hungry. So I packed up my lunch, stood up moved over toward the mat.

“Leona don’t-” my teacher called but I ignored her and moved to sit down in front of the boy. He smelled, and smelled bad, but we both know he knew that. The boy looked at me before immediately turning away to hide his face. I smiled at him.

“Hi… I’m Leona. Would you like part of my sandwich?” I asked. The boy looked at me with frantic eyes before nodding quickly. I nodded and moved to open my lunch box, and I moved to separate my sandwich half. I held it out to him, and he looked at my hand for a moment.

“Your skin is dirtier than mine.” he said. So that’s the “ugly” voice people said he had. I didn’t think it was ugly at all. I shook my head not hurt by his words. My parents taught me that many Japanese children have not seen many African- Americans, so I shouldn’t be upset when they do not understand my appearance. The only reason we were here in Japan was because of my mom’s work.

“I’m not dirty… I have black skin.” I merely replied before wiggling my hand to remind him of the sandwich. His eyes looked down at the sandwich immediately as entranced. He slowly raised his shaky arms and moved to take hold of the sandwich, his fingers gently touching mine. He gasped gently at the contact. He then moved his hand to scarf the sandwich down. I just watched moving to each my sandwich with my other hand. We ate silently, ignoring the whispers from the other children.

“’m Gyutaro… Shabana.” he said. I smiled.

“Nice to meet you, Gyutaro.” I said. With crumbs on his face, he looked at me smiling weakly, crooked teeth lined with food.

“Thank you…Leona” he said. I nodded.

“You’re welcome.”

I sighed and looked at my phone once more.

Me: Maybe we should talk this over face to face and not over text.

Gyu<3: Whatever you want! Tonight?

Me: Yeah, I can meet you at that old convenience store five minutes from the school around eight.

Gyu<3: What embarrassed to be seen with me… kidding lol. Eight sounds good. See you then.

I was sure he wasn't kidding. I sighed and placed my phone on my chest looking up at the ceiling.

“Girl what are you doing?” I asked myself. Whatever it takes to lower my stress and to graduate with little to no stress!

[angelscherryblossoms]

Hahsira Headcanons!!

So basically it's just one of their biggest pet peeves! I totally did not try on this so its gonna be bad!! Also credits to @silentshayshores because they have prompt ideas that are just *chefs kiss* and i was feeling writers block and had no creativity. So yeah enjoy!!

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Giyu Tomioka

I think that he would probably have like a pet peeve of when people don't understand the word "no"

I hc that he has social anxiety and bad communication skills (idk if it's canon)

so i think if someone was like trying to force him to do something and when he said "no" and they just ignored him, he would get mad

but do not fear! he won't let his emo persona fall

I FELL IN LOVE WITH AN EMO GIRL

Shinobu Kocho

i think it would be when people see through her

like she always has her fake smile on so like when someone questions her about her real emotions

she will kindly tell them to f*ck off

Sanemi Shinazugawa

if someone were to like talk back to him

we all KNOW this man has anger issues so like if you are sassy and talk back to him...

he gonna throw hands

Iguro Obanai

if you disrespect him

like he seems like the type of person to like not let you even think about being disrecpectful

or else you will learn his training grounds (and the people tied to them)

Tengen Uzui

i don't know about him

probably if you disrespect women tho

this man has 3 wives you can't tell me he doesn't drink his respect women juice (akaza 2.0?)

Kyojuro Rengoku

i don't know tho

he is like so sweet but probably if you like hurt a family or freind

he had his dad do a whole 180 when his mom died so like he doesn't want other people to go through that

Mitsuri Konroji

i kinda think it would be if you commented on someone's body or like something they do (in a negative way)

like she was called a boar by her fiancé and then changed her whole beautiful self to fit that idiot's standards

so she would get upset if it happens to someone else cause she doesn't want them to change themselves

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So like i had no ideas for Gyomei or Muichiro. So i'm not doing them! Anyway like idk if these are even pet peeves? i guess just something they get angry about. Have a great day/noon/night!