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They're destroying him live in 4k help
#destiny 2#destiny 2 spoilers#echoes#echoes spoilers#failsafe#ikora#dear lord they killed him#wlw mlm hostility
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There is something so aroace about how Sukuna’s disconnect from traditional love leads to him developing the most unhinged methods of flirting.
Why on earth does Sukuna think courtship is wearing the skin of a loved one while mauling them to death. How the fudge was Gojo supposed to interpret that as affection.
#Sukuna’s negative rizz fascinates me.#I spent 6 months finding the perfect way to kill him. Surely he will notice my obsession.#It reminds me of how Gojo bullies Ijichi to the point of tears constantly but cares deeply for him.#I know Gojo and Sukuna are twin flames but dear lord. Sukuna…use your words…#sukugo#gojo satoru#ryomen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers
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Knife Play.
#cough cough another self indulgent piece please don’t kill me for this#3x02 for the win#KNIFE KINK REVEALING EPISODE#IM SORRY but when uhtred first put his knife to alfred’s throat alfred just seemed way too calm to me#sure he must remain calm in front of everybody but it almost feels like this is not the first time they’ve done it LOL#it was not until uhtred really beat him up that he finally realized ‘dear lord this time is for real’#yeah Alf my dear this time is not for fucking but for fucking you up#the last kingdom#tlk alfred#alfred x uhtred#uhtred x alfred#king alfred#uhtred#alhtred#alfred the great#hikaruchen#hikaru tlk
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"Since the Netherbrain fell, you and Astarion have seen more of Faerûn than you ever thought possible. One night, he tells you that these last six months of happy memories are the counterweight to two hundred years of misery."
idk what's up with my obsession with drawing astarion being happy and cared for but I'm sure it's not gonna come up in therapy. AFFECTION BEAM!!!!
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 tav#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#tav x astarion#zyrastarion#bloodsong#dinosaur laser art#can you tell I'm getting bolder with posting my shit on tumblr#hey welcome to my tags where I have a mental breakdown#I'm unwell about this character. severely#and I'll make it everyone else's problem thank you good night#listen I just think we should allow astarion to be goofy.#postgame astarion is a good old fashioned lover boy (tm)#spawnstarion my BELOVED I would do unspeakable things to you#what's the maximum amount of tags I can add to this#I don't care if this is ooc I don't CARE he's my silly rabbit#I'm 28 years old and I've lost control of my life#I'm on my second run and I tried so hard not to romance him#I was having a genuinely miserable time LMAO dear lord#I gave up and romanced him anyways it's fine we're all fine#in all seriousness drawing this kind of stuff is therapeutic#he's a comfort character to me due to shared trauma etc#and I find comfort in seeing him in mundane situations#but like. happy and thriving and free. as he should be#larian studios meet me in the pit you've ruined my life#EDIT: I forgot tieflings have a forked tongue please kill me
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I love your Durge and his relationship with the Gort. ;_; You have fed this hungry soul with your wonderful art and meta. I have to ask, because I didn't see it anywhere: what does Gortash make of Sceleritas? Sceleritas is Ballard's stressball, his buddy, his little guy, but what does Ballard's boyfriend think about the creepy little imp that follows him everywhere?
AHH I'M GLAD, they make me insane and sharing it is the only way to recover
I actually need to draw or write more of gortash and sceleritas interacting bc they are cooperatively nuts. the easy answer is that there is a mutual loathing between the two of them; this is also true! Gortash thinks Sceleritas is a freaky little weirdo who has too much influence on Ballard's internal mindscape. Scleritas thinks Gortash is a heretical lying little harlot who has too much influence on Ballard's internal mindscape. Ballard has the least patience for both of them when they're bitching about the other--Sceleritas trying to get him to ditch Gortash is the leading cause of imp murder in the last decade, but the first time Gortash does more than verbal violence in Sceleritas' direction (he sees Ballard stab the guy like twice a week SURELY it's fine) Ballard breaks his arm in two places.
The additional answer, that is extremely funny also, is that they have a begrudging alliance where they drink wine and bitch whenever Ballard and Orin get into knock down, drag out fights. They throw a wrench in Gortash and Ballard's plans, they wreak ABSOLUTE havoc on the Temple of Bhaal's schedule and liturgical calendar, and Sceleritas can and has drunk Gortash under the table on multiple occasions. Gortash, of course, handles this very badly, and keeps thinking that next time surely he will do better. He does not! Sceleritas Fel is tiny but he is a demonic alcoholic and he is not going down easy.
#asks#bg3#ballard#character meta#durgetash#sceleritas fel#enver gortash#also I think Ballard dabbles in a variety of drugs and Sceleritas has introduced him to all of them and it keeps pissing Gortash off#he'll be like 'oh my dear try this hallucinogen you will love it' and Ballard will tell him about the time four years ago#that he and sceleritas lost three weeks on a drug boat and Ballard killed and ate the a pirate lord for funsies
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i have no idea whatsoever about who the killer(s) might be this season, but i AM worried to death that LORETTA is in huuuuuge danger !!!! SAVE MY LORETTA !!!! YOU WILL NOT HAVE HER DIE TOO
#4771#omitb#omitb s4#omitb spoilers#i was right about dudenoff being dead BUT HOLY COW I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE INCINIRATED AS WELL#and he was murdered and burnt 3 YEARS AGO ?!?!?!?!#who the fck can easily access the arconia's apartments to place secret camera#and shoot from long distances#and take dudenoff's checks from the bodega#and receive all the money the westies have been paying for their rent ???#who had sazz's smartphone ???#i guess they have loretta's too or answered the phone when oliver called her to clear up the whole proposal situation#I THINK LORETTA HAS ALREADY BEEN INJURED IF NOT FREAKING KILLED BUT IT'S SUCH A SCARY THOUGHT I DO NOT WANT IT TO BE REAL#also why would someone shoot Glen !?!?! and Zach ?!?!?!???#i am so confused WHO IS BEING THREATENED AND WHO IS FREAKING KILLING EVERYONE#i am very suspicious of jan btw#and lester#and i also believe one of the sisters could have been involved without telling her twin#BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONNECT THE DOTS#so that's all you'll get from me#dear lord i pray charles mabel and oliver will be alright#and loretta too#also don't you find it weird paul rudd was included in the opening titles for the 4x07 episode but never really appeared on screen#aside from the initial frame where he's lying on the ground in a blood pool#just thinking
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Also EXTREMELY FUNNY ALFONSE MOMENT LMFAOOOOOO LIKE. I literally said out loud "Oh he's not doing that." And he. Sure didn't! 🧍
#fire emblem#feh#ANOTHER YHING ABOUT ALFONSE. is that you can be extremely autsitic about him for literal actual years#know him like the back of your hand have his voice down pat know exactly how he's gonna react to things#and he still manages to find ways to leave you gobsmacked. like. oh my fucking god. what the fuck. oh my fucking god.#DEAR LORD DUDE.#fe alfonse#sharena#sharena we should kill this guy.
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My professor took off a point from one of my scripts because I labelled a character as Nonbinary, and he claims I should've left the gender description blank because "it's not necessary for this character", as if "nonbinary" is a placeholder for "I don't care what gender" I am actually going to tear him to shreds
#This is hands down the worst professor I've ever had in my life this is the guy I've ranted about before who is so fucking pretentious#And treats us like we're all inherently going to fail at scriptwriting/film in general as if he's the all knowing being on that#Like oh I'm sorry how many scripts of yours have been produced? Oh what's that? NONE? Interesting#And he's old so he's also one of those “I know absolutely everything and you all know nothing and there's nothing more I have to learn”#Can't wait to be rid of him dear lord#Dreading my workshop with him so bad thank God this is an online class bc if I had to see him every week in person I'd kill him#Film#Film shit
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AU where Harry doesn’t die at Godric’s Hollow - but Voldemort isn’t defeated, either. Sirius arrives to find Voldemort in possession of his baby godson and refusing to give him up (b/c, shit, that’s one powerful baby, and Voldy wants to harness that power!).
No one knows that Sirius isn’t the traitor. It’s easy enough to explain to the remaining DEs - all Voldy has to say is that he’s the only one who knows that Sirius was working for him, and they’d all believe him. Voldy blackmails Sirius into playing along. He’ll keep Harry at his, idk, lair or whatever, but Sirius can also live there and raise Harry IF he goes along with the ruse that he was the Secret Keeper who betrayed the Potters and IF he allows Voldy to spirit Harry away whenever he wants to study him/his magic.
So now Sirius is pretending to be a Death Eater, has to allow the whole world (including Remus) think he’s a traitor, has to keep himself from murdering Wormtail (unless Wormy is off living as a rat somewhere??), and has to keep Harry safe while secretly trying to figure out how tf to get them out of this situation.
idk is this anything
#this is NOT a tom/harry or voldy/harry prompt dear lord#voldy does not give one shit about this kid except to study him and his powerful magic#sirius still raises harry but uh he has to pretend to be evil#maybe he even has to go along on some DE raids and kill some people just to keep up the ruse????#omg maybe he confronts remus while keeping up the ruse and can't let him know the truth????#god sirius would be SUFFERING so much#the only bright spot in his life is harry and watching him grow#good godfather sirius black#imp fic prompt#someone write this or send me a link if it's already been written#BUT NO HARRY/VOLDY OR HARRY/TOM#omg wait what if sirius has to make nice with his batshit cousin#and that means he has to sometimes sleep with bellatrix#oh god he would HATE that#but he'll do anything for harry...#sirius black#harry potter
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Not to indulge the BG3 " brain rot " but.... can we see what your tav looks like? Maybe hear a little bit about them? Sorry I'm just also on a BG3 kick right now
sure! don't apologize for that <3
this is my first tav, for my only currently completed playthrough. named her seraphina, she was a wild magic sorcerer elf and she romanced astarion, and she was 100% a goody two shoes. not to flex or anything. always gonna hold a special place in my heart. kinda sad i don't have more screenshots of her. also, i went through this playthrough without any mods!
and then my current playthrough is actually my first durge! i've made a couple so far (my bad), but this is going to be a redeemed/resisting the urges playthrough. her name is aruna, and she's also romancing astarion (what a shocker). she's a storm sorcerer elf you can tell i have a preferred class and race huh. i also caught the wonderful lil sideye exchanged during the gur encounter between her and astarion which i laughed at for a good five minutes. so far, this playthrough has been 100x more chaotic, and is definitely giving her and astarion sharing a brain cell (the blood of lathander quest is still a sensitive topic for our dear pale elf womp womp). she's simply bhaal's god's favorite princess with her crew of scary dog privilege while she fights the voices. (and yes, this playthrough i am using mods. sue me.)
i also have two bard durge playthroughs (one as a tiefling, one as a half-elf), and one of them in a multiplayer campaign with my friend in which uh.... we're gonna do full on evil ! wish me luck !
#terrified of the full on evil playthrough and losing karlach and wyll#gonna have to fight for my life to keep gale as he's been assigned as my stray cat in our playthrough#also at this point just assume all my tavs romance astarion lmao#i keep saying i'll romance gale or shadowheart and then DON'T#he just gives me those puppy dog eyes and i'm back in the house ya know#my first playthrough had a lil chaos but nothing compared to the durge one so far dear lord lmao#i did end my first one with telling gale to just fuck off and ascend to godhood if he really wanted to because i was so tired of him asking#like bro you're not my problem anymore stop#I ALSO KILLED SHADOWHEART ON MY FIRST ONE I'M TRAUMATIZED#HOW DO I SAVE HER??? HELP????#also i didn't get to keep halsin in my first playthrough because i didn't notice the quest for him#AND I LOST THE LAST LIGHT INN SO NO JAHEIRA BC SHE DIED IN BATTLE#I WENT FUCKING THROUGH IT Y'ALL#thank u ily#ghost plays bg3#<- that'll be my tag for bg3 stuff#also yes seraphina is the one who fucked the mindflayer my bad my bad
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Oh c'mon
Not thrwice!!!!
#strong girl nam soon#choi hee jin#behind your touch#kdrama#let this girl go and work at her job already!!!!#(Hwa-ja is supposed to be tough plz dont really let her die)#on that note ryu si-o is reminding me of an unholy mix of Seon-woo and Moon(the one-sided part+#+he seems like a smart villain but dear lord did he make some major rookie-gangster mistakes...)#plz don't kill him; resolve his story at least! 2ep tho...
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Just heard a Taz: balance song. It will take nothing to kick me back into Taz
#dear lord..... lordy lord. etc. whatever. fuck#i literally cannot do that. not bc like 'no let yourself enjoy things Henry!' i do. i am. i mean like. It Will Be A Catastrophic event. And#the longing will kill me. There is something uniquely other about how badly I will always miss all the others. My friends. My ***sister***.#I have to hope everyone's still out there. Happy. Okay. Moved on. But I can't do that. Maggie always said HE had to be strong for all of us#but... the big guy needed us to hold him up just as often. I miss him. I miss laying in bed with him. And Kravitz. And we'd let Merle too so#metimes. Not with Kravitz. It was weird then. But if it was Maggie and I then it was fine. We got used to that. *I* got used to that.#sorry. sorry.#kin on main#for the tags#Henry kinda Took Over as a big kin (not wording this better im NOT explaining this tonight) but I am always and forever Taako first and fore#most. One of my oldest kins
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god i swear if ramesses isn't endgame 😭🔪
#the fact he was supposed to be just a friend and disappear later on is still making me 🫥#and the author hasn't decided yet ffs#at least we're getting a cg in the next update#but dear lord he better be endgame#i think they're gonna kill him off...#i am nAWT going through all this to have to switch lis halfway through the story#(if that does happen tho livius im coming) BUT ONLY IF#i am loyal to my man#...while there is a man to be loyal to#song of the crimson nile#rc song of the crimson nile#rc ramesses
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do you wanna make out.
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eh, why not?
[ ted starts making out with the anon. he pulls back after a while, smirking. ]
not bad!
#ooc: YOURE WHORING THIS MAN OUT DEAR LORD#ooc: please chill he is only one man too much sluttery could kill him#hatchetfield roleplay#hatchetfield rp#hatchetblr#starkid rp#ted spankoffski rp#rp
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Happy to report that I am going to be So Normal about Lyra for the next couple days because today’s session was Wild.
Gonna be thinking about/planning a speech all week cause (in terms that people out of context can understand) we’ve been more or less abandoned by a party member and I. Lyra is gonna be is heartbroken.
God this might be the point where I start making a playlist for them lmao
#this went about as bad as it could've been minus Sehanine not killing us on the spot#'No dogs on the moon!' I get it now Lucretia. dear lord.#this dog CAN'T drive#Ioun‚ goddess of knowledge: Yeah I'll have a werewolf be the pilot of the ship I'm sending to the moon#Ioun when the ship fucking crashes: *screaming cat gif*#I was gonna do surprised pikachu face but no shes. Shes just gonna be mad.#Maybe. idk#Gods I have homework to do but I have to just keep talking about this fucking dog#I love it when I get to play Lyra fucking losing it and then also get to draw him having the worst day of his life (And that bar keeps going#up babeyyyyy)#lyra#c: dnd related
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my mom keeps calling me by my abusive brother's name and like the first time i was offended and let it go but was obviously offended -- the 4th time im starting to want to be a little bit dead about it
#like ... come on#i dont mean to be a cliche but every time the holidays come around all i associate them with are concussions on christmas eve#or having tvs falling on me or my entire chest being bruised#or being beaten up cuz i wouldnt let him steal my shit#and all this with him being our entire family's favourite kid so of course nobody did anything to stop it#and i get he's her child too but im not allowed to complain about the town we live in and the way it's ruined my chances at a normal life#because it upsets her. but she repeatedly calls me by the name of the person who has been abusing me for our entire lives#and who literally has a dream diary written on how much he wants to kill me.. that she's also read! but if i get upset about her doing that#im still the bad guy#dear lord i dont know how much longer i can put up with the things you throw at me#mrow.org
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