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i have no idea whatsoever about who the killer(s) might be this season, but i AM worried to death that LORETTA is in huuuuuge danger !!!! SAVE MY LORETTA !!!! YOU WILL NOT HAVE HER DIE TOO
#4771#omitb#omitb s4#omitb spoilers#i was right about dudenoff being dead BUT HOLY COW I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE INCINIRATED AS WELL#and he was murdered and burnt 3 YEARS AGO ?!?!?!?!#who the fck can easily access the arconia's apartments to place secret camera#and shoot from long distances#and take dudenoff's checks from the bodega#and receive all the money the westies have been paying for their rent ???#who had sazz's smartphone ???#i guess they have loretta's too or answered the phone when oliver called her to clear up the whole proposal situation#I THINK LORETTA HAS ALREADY BEEN INJURED IF NOT FREAKING KILLED BUT IT'S SUCH A SCARY THOUGHT I DO NOT WANT IT TO BE REAL#also why would someone shoot Glen !?!?! and Zach ?!?!?!???#i am so confused WHO IS BEING THREATENED AND WHO IS FREAKING KILLING EVERYONE#i am very suspicious of jan btw#and lester#and i also believe one of the sisters could have been involved without telling her twin#BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONNECT THE DOTS#so that's all you'll get from me#dear lord i pray charles mabel and oliver will be alright#and loretta too#also don't you find it weird paul rudd was included in the opening titles for the 4x07 episode but never really appeared on screen#aside from the initial frame where he's lying on the ground in a blood pool#just thinking
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2x10 | 3x10
#im dying at this parallel#its too good#some things never change#she is used to her dads antics by now#love#omitb#omitbedit#omitbedits#only murders in the building#selena gomez#mabel mora#martin short#steve martin#charles haden savage#oliver putnam#meryl streep#loretta durkin#gif#gifs#gifset#2x10#3x10
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Platonic or not, both works both were in my mind
#houlihawk#she is so American fr#the lyrics just matched too good to not do this#margaret houlihan#hawkeye pierce#mash#mash 4077#mashposting#m*a*s*h 4077#mashblogging#m*a*s*h#edit#hawkeye#alan alda#loretta swit
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I really want someone i trust to drug me n take me home and use me while i sleep... i wanna wake up to someones cock cumming in me, or someones mouth sucking on my swollen clit. I think id wake up and be so so scared but cry as i cum for probably not the first time that night - 🐾
tw. non con, betrayal, drugging, forced orgasms, victim blaming
THIS IS FANTASY I DO NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOUR IRL.
Well, that's the thing about puppies like you. They're so trusting. I'm sure any of your friends could see that and take advantage of your naivety. If anything, it's probably a turn on.
Why stop at one friend, by the way? Maybe it's two that decided to take advantage of your sweet nature. They spiked your drink, carried you home, put you into bed and you wake up to them both on top of you. Taking their fill.
One sucks hard on your clit, drawing the sweetest little moans out of you even in your half-asleep state. The other fucks into you rough, his entire weight bearing down over your smaller frame. The scent of his cologne is enough to suffocate you. You'll try to squirm free but it's no use.
He'd lick up your tears when you realise what's happening and coo all sorts of sweet nothings about how they couldn't help themselves. You were simply too precious to resist. They're so fucking sorry but at least it feels good, right? It must do. You've cum three times already.
They'll hold you so tight once they've had their way with you. Stroking your hair, snuggling in on both sides to keep you safe and secure. You can lie there and shudder, maybe let out a few broken cries and they'll just shush you, mutter some faux apologies and reassurances that'll all be okay in the morning. Now that you finally belong to them.
#puppy sub#r4p3 fantasy#tw noncon#tw drugs#f0rced breeding#victim blaming#🐾 anon#loretta replies#loretta speaks#hey anon if this was too much for you message me and i'll delete it and we can chat through it okay?
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now that was a lot of damage !!!!!!
#this was a fast one obviously so it’s not that wonderful or anything but . i have been thinking about it nonstop#i wanted to let y’all suffer too !!#obviously i’ve heard that the cast didn’t know that henry was dying i wonder if this is loretta switt a little bit too#because i know or at least i’ve heard that she and mclean got along well#anyways ! suffer !#mash#mashposting#m*a*s*h#mash 4077#mashblr#abyssinia henry#henry blake#margaret houlihan#edit#fanvid
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They really had me feeling like I was watching a musical and not a murder mystery with those numbers. I thought we were doing silly "Broadway", but that, that is actually Broadway-worthy or at least my-playlist-worthy because I am not a legit theatre critic
#i loved their performance#they killed it#(literally too)#omitb spoilers#omitb#omitb season 3#only murders in the building#charles haden savage#loretta durkin
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I love you, M*A*S*H jokes that wouldn’t have made sense in the 1950’s.
#not even being sarcastic#the show just doesn’t take itself too seriously#and I love it for that#m*a*s*h#mash#hawkeye pierce#alan alda#mash 4077#hawkeye#mike farrell#benjamin franklin pierce#beej#margaret houlihan#bj hunnicutt#loretta swit#david ogden stiers#charles emerson winchester iii#radar o’reilly#sherman potter#henry blake
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when ppl, particularly old men, exclusively refer to Margaret Houlihan as "Hotlips" it rings alarm bells in my head
#the only time i would is in reference to her hypocrisy re:fraternization#but even then probably not. she hates that name. and i bet loretta swit hates it too but idk#mash
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I said jokingly if Glenn had anything to do with Sazz’s murder, I was gonna scream.
I haven’t even watched tonight’s ep but just getting my vocal cords ready now. 😂
#I do still think it’s more than one#and it’s a production person and a double/actor#marshall probably#on the production side#I’m still suspish of Loretta too but only bc idk if Meryl is abt to join this cast long term#but maybe she is! idk! 🤷🏾♀️#omitb spoilers#only murders in the building
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LOOK AT CHARLES FACE LMAOOOO HE LOOK SO DONE
#only murders in the building#omitb#charles haden savage#oliver putnam#olicharles#omitb spoilers#steve martin#martin short#Loretta's is here too i guess
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You don't understand, I would pay cold hard cash to have the unedited footage from the last scene between Oliver and Loretta.
#they obviously cut a lot of it out and i need it#maybe marty and meryl were necking too hard idk#only murders in the building#omitb season 4#omitb#oliver putnam#martin short#loretta durkin#meryl streep
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#High Meryl Streep Being A Full On Mood
#i so wanted her to have scenes with steve this season#but this works too i guess#high meryl streep being a full on mood#its complicated#omitb#omitbedit#only murders in the building#steve martin#martin short#oliver putnam#Loretta Durkin#jane adler#adam schaffer#gif#gifs#gifset#3x5
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Would you ever let someone dominate you through asks?
The answer is probably not? I'm a switch, yes, I have submitted to people before, I enjoy doing it even if I get mortified once I've cum, but it's something I really need to trust someone with.
There needs to be rapport first, and they need to understand what I like and respect that. Like, I'm into degredation but a lot of people go too heavy-handed on it for me. And aftercare is important for like /everything/ I do when subbing, even if I'm on my own listening to audios.
I don't trust anonymous folk to do it and the idea of it being out there and exposed for people I dominate to see is horrific to me. Like delete my account, hide under my bed-type shame. There's nothing anyone could say to me right off the cuff that would instantly drop my panties and reduce me into a sub mentality.
I'd have to know you first. And even then. Probably couldn't do it publically.
#thought about making a subby blog? decided it against it#i knew /someone/ would be too into teasing me on it and i need to have a life#loretta replies#ooc#anon replies
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Me if I ever see loretta knight of the haligtree
#i was gonna post this w the other Loretta sketch im simply too tired to finish that one rn#anyways last post fo today sorry for party rocking#elden ring#loretta knight of the haligtree#elden ring fanart#sketchy sketch
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Save me oliretta and benslie save me
#looking for content for another ship I like could potentially lead to me finding more stuff that causes the#‘making me upset because my brain is used to social ostrichization and treats random shit I don’t care about the same way as social ostrich#so im going to attempt to delay my invisible return to this ship (which has happened multiple times where im like ‘I think I’m not as into#(ship) as I used to be’ and then like a week later get really into it again; rinse and repeat)#(fuck when I said invisible I meant inevitable and it’s not letting me edit)#im going to fixate HARD on these two ships; which im currently near obsessing over#so that hopefully by the time I go back to the ship#it will have been long enough my brain will have calmed the fuck down#and learnt not to give me panic attacks over shit I don’t actually care about#because apparently being bullied when I was nine (a time in my life I barely remeber)#was enough to put it in permanent defensive mode#oh wait I guess also the eighth grade thing#and that sort of covert ��being fake nice as a joke’ thing that’s been happening to me since middle school#and that I still humor because I’m too socially awkward to stop it#save me#parks and rec#benslie#ben wyatt#leslie knope#only murders hulu#only murders in the building#omitb#omitb season 3#loretta durkin#oliver putnam#vent in tags#wait fuck#oliretta#i forgor
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