theodore-spankoffski
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he/him • pansexual (hmu 😉😉😉😉😉) • the Office Asshole™️ | (death counter: 4)
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theodore-spankoffski · 13 hours ago
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“Hahahaha, shut up.”
[ He responds, pulling her back in by the chin to kiss her again. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 13 hours ago
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“Mm, nope. Not possible. Completely untrue.”
[ He argues playfully, grinning. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 4 days ago
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“Hmm, I don’t know. Think I might love you just a little bit more.”
[ He responds, smirking playfully, pressing a kiss to her forehead. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 4 days ago
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“…Eh, got me there.”
[ He shrugs, standing up and leaning in the doorway instead. ]
“Who put crack in your cocoa this morning, huh?”
Heey
[Cal rolls in a spinny chair outside Ted's door, their voice fading as they roll further down the hall. Least until the roll back the other way.]
Heeeeeeeey
@calaverage
[ Ted glares at them quietly, ]
“You know, I could pull you up for this. Being a disruptive force in the office. Distracting me from completing my assigned work.”
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theodore-spankoffski · 4 days ago
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Heey
[Cal rolls in a spinny chair outside Ted's door, their voice fading as they roll further down the hall. Least until the roll back the other way.]
Heeeeeeeey
@calaverage
[ Ted glares at them quietly, ]
“You know, I could pull you up for this. Being a disruptive force in the office. Distracting me from completing my assigned work.”
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theodore-spankoffski · 4 days ago
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[ His smile turns slightly sappier, heart swelling with love for the beautiful woman in front of him despite the chill outside, frosting the office windows. ]
“I love you too.”
[ It’s a wonderful thing to say, and to mean. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 5 days ago
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[ He pulls her in tighter, smiling at the feeling of her hand in his hair. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 6 days ago
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[ He leans in to meet her lips, grinning against them. One hand comes up to cup her cheek. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 7 days ago
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[ He places his own drink down as well, his hands moving to her hips. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 8 days ago
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[ He grins, shutting the door behind him and locking it. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 8 days ago
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[ He smirks, ]
That this door locks, and my office is decently soundproof. Care for a meeting, aka make-out?
[ He grins devilishly. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 8 days ago
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[ He beams, leaning against the door frame. He smirks, ]
Y’know, I’ve got about half an hour before Davidson notices I’m not doing anything.
[ He says, raising an eyebrow playfully. ]
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 8 days ago
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[ Ted grins wider, his cold, dead heart warming slightly. ]
Aw, babe. That’s painfully sweet.
[ He presses a kiss to her cheek, taking the cold drink, ]
But, I’ll take the cold one. I run hot, and you seem way colder than I am. Besides, hot tea’s in winter feel too festive, hate it.
[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 8 days ago
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[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 8 days ago
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[She walks into the office and takes her coat off. She shivers a bit before taking hr scarf off as well, and puts in on her chair. She then makes her way over to teds office, and knocks on the door. She's wearing her usual attire, A midi skirt, collared blouse and a dorky sweater. And then, of course, thermal stockings because of the weather. ]
@char-sweetly
ooc: no pressure with answering!! /gen
[ Ted opens the door with a slight smile, ]
Hey, gorgeous.
[ He says, grinning. ]
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theodore-spankoffski · 13 days ago
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[Ping! New texts from Charlotte!]
Hey dear, is this okay for tonight? <3
[Photo attachment: Charlotte taking a mirror selfie. She's wearing a black maxi dress, and her hair is down. Her face is hidden behind the camera.]
I'm excited to see you! <3
@char-sweetly
(ooc: no pressure with replying btw!)
[ Ted’s eyes widen, ]
holyy fucking shit
YOURE SO FUCKING HOT
what the FUCK
i swearv to god im kissing the shit out of yoy when i get theyre
bringinh the good booze too
youre so beaitfuyil
[ 1 Deleted Message ]
im acryiallt in love with you
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theodore-spankoffski · 26 days ago
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I love you too.
[ It’s soft and sweet and perfect. ]
[Ping! New texts from Charlotte!]
Hey dear, is this okay for tonight? <3
[Photo attachment: Charlotte taking a mirror selfie. She's wearing a black maxi dress, and her hair is down. Her face is hidden behind the camera.]
I'm excited to see you! <3
@char-sweetly
(ooc: no pressure with replying btw!)
[ Ted’s eyes widen, ]
holyy fucking shit
YOURE SO FUCKING HOT
what the FUCK
i swearv to god im kissing the shit out of yoy when i get theyre
bringinh the good booze too
youre so beaitfuyil
[ 1 Deleted Message ]
im acryiallt in love with you
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