#ted spankoffski rp

[theodore-spankoffski]

[Ping! New texts from Charlotte!]

Hey dear, is this okay for tonight? <3

[Photo attachment: Charlotte taking a mirror selfie. She's wearing a black maxi dress, and her hair is down. Her face is hidden behind the camera.]

I'm excited to see you! <3

@char-sweetly

(ooc: no pressure with replying btw!)

[ Ted’s eyes widen, ]

holyy fucking shit

YOURE SO FUCKING HOT

what the FUCK

i swearv to god im kissing the shit out of yoy when i get theyre

bringinh the good booze too

youre so beaitfuyil

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im acryiallt in love with you

[awwthenticc]

guys i love my favorite opposites. <3

[stuck-in-the-box]

Hi, Teddy Bear! Do you miss me? Cuz I miss you... Does he ever remind you of me?

(This is @cat-lady-mel)

.....oh, good God.....

Uh. Hey, Melissa! Didn't think I'd find you around here. ...can't say I particularly miss you, either-

As for him reminding me of you, while I am being kept here against my will, he hasn't exactly cut my fingers off, so all around, I'm gonna say no?

[starkidsbackbababababa]

Not mad, just disappointed…

[gods-favorite-nighthawk]

Ew? You’re not even married???

Henry should make out with me i think

[ted-spankoffski8]

[It had been eight years since the apocalypse had started. There wasn’t any electricity, any running water.. there wasn’t any people. Ted had become Peter’s primary caretaker after The Cloud has killed their parents all those years ago, right when everything started to go down. It felt like centuries ago now. As for now, they lived in a stolen house in an abandoned block, hunting and stealing for supplies and food. Although, was it really stealing if everyone was dead?

Ted ties up his hair into a ponytail, sighing and checking himself for any injury before walking into the living room to his fourteen year old brother. It’s the crack of dawn, a start of another long day of work..]

[1m-g0d]

Does anyone know who the fuck this is

I saw him on the streets the other day

[ted-spankoffski69]

Hey, Paul!

Look, I got you something for christmas!

[It's a card with the caption "BEST FRIENDS" and on the back Ted has taped a 10% coupon for beanie's]

[chaicedtea]

Jesus christ.

Remind me to never go to church, especially if people like Grace Chasity will be there. She gives me a headache.

..No offense to Karen and Mark. But right now, their daughter makes me want to.. I don’t know, leave. Just.. leave. Where to? I don’t know.

[theodore-spankoffski]

[ ted looked up at the poster, humming, ]

guessing thats a gift from one of em, right?

[ he asks, placing the presents to the side. ]

[ ted walks into pete’s hospital room, precariously balancing a sizable stack of gifts. they threaten to topple as he walks in, but he manages to keep them balanced enough. ]

happy birthday, nerd!

[ he says from behind the stack, shuffling over to the seat next to his bed. ]

sorry i couldn’t be here yesterday, i was working things out with the hospital and shit, plus a whole load of other stuff, and by the time i decided to bring your presents over visiting hour was already over, so.

[ he huffs, looking guiltily up at pete. all he’d managed yesterday was a quick ‘happy birthday, ily’ message. ]

- @theodore-spankoffski

[ his eyes widen as ted enters, looking at the presents up and down nervously watching them as ted kept them balanced. ]

careful—

[ once ted sits down, he turned his body to him. the poster on the ceiling hovering over his bed was coming off due to the tape job. ]

it’s okay, i got other visitors that day anyway,,

[ he smiled weakly, trying to reassure his older brother he didn’t mind. ]

[theodore-spankoffski]

[Yet another text from Charlotte makes his screen light up.]

"Hey! I left Sam and now I don't really know where to go. Would you mind if I came over for a little bit?☺️🫶"

( @char-sweetly )

[ ted barely has to think about his response, ]

sure. u can take my bed 👍👍

[tedgensisreal]

Thinking about him again. He's so pretty. <3

[thebastardbox]

See how I let Ted live for an extra year?

Very demure.

Very mindful.

[stuck-in-the-box]

Uh… is Mr. Spankoffski REALLY in… there?

You bet'chya!

Unfortunately, yes.

[ccrp-qna]

Hello Tumblr!

My name's Paul Matthews, and this is the CCRP Technical Department's official Tumblr Blog! Here, you can ask me and my co-workers questions to get a better idea of how our office works, and how we handle your issues in real time. CCRP's primary objective is trustworthiness, and we hope that open communication about the goings-on of our office will increase your loyalty as customers.

This blog is run by four vital members of our office, myself, my co-workers, Bill Woodward and Charlotte Sweetly, and our department supervisor, Ted Spankoffski.

As I said before, my name's Paul Matthews, and I use he/him pronouns!

Hello everyone, I'm Bill! I also use he/him pronouns!

Hi there, my name's Charlotte and I use she/her pronouns! :3

hi im ted im he/him. if ur interested, tho, i could be/yours ;)

Additionally, other members from the office might hop on to answer a few questions, so feel free to send any you might have!

-Thanks! Paul Matthews. (P.S Please ignore anything Ted says on this account.)

(P.S.S. paul sucks dick)

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Paul

Ted

Charlotte

Bill

Melissa

Mr. Davidson

Mr. Coven

Emma

Eddie Chiplucky

Sylvia

Webby

Blinky

OOC: HELLO!!!! this is a silly lil blog that i wanted to do. i have no real lore plans, but might throw in a few events from time to time just to keep things,,, interesting admin is @notanerdyprude, i use he/him prns!!! send asks whenever :333 :DDD

[starkidsbackbababababa]

Memes by my friend :D