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Brenda: Gally, do you ever smile?

Gally: I smiled once

Minho: Yeah, it was terrifying. NEVER do that again

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Xaden: I have an idea

Dain: Is it legal?

Garrick: …Define legal

Dain: *sighs* I’m already regretting this.

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WHAT THE SHIT

Whenever someone asks why I'm scared for Onyx Storm I just pull up Entangled publishing's official site and show this:

Fourth Wing:

Iron Flame:

Onyx Storm:

Like hello????? The trope listed suddenly changed to forbidden love?????? Anyone else seeing this?

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Why do Fourth Wing fans always look soo sleep-deprived?

Because they said, "Just one more chapter," and ended up riding dragons till 3 freaking a.m.

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With the amount of times Tairn and Andarna threaten to eat people for Violet in Iron Flame they have to atleast do it once in future books

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Bodhi: Why is Xaden crying? Violet: He took one of those "Which Fourth Wing character are you" tests Bodhi: Who did he get? Violet: Dain.

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Violet: Hello, I’m Violet. This is my ex-boyfriend Xaden.

Xaden: I need you to stop introducing me like that.

Xaden: I’m her husband.

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Lilith: I expect nothing but discipline

Brennan: joins a secret rebellion

Violet: befriends enemies

Mira: always ready to break rules

Lilith: Why did I even bother?

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Imogen: Garrick, you should let me hold your hand... just to compare sizes.

Garrick: Uh, sure... My hands are pretty big.

Xaden: How does Garrick still not get it??

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Jude: I have a confession to make

Cardan: Let me guess—you can’t resist my charm?

Jude: *smirking* No, it’s that I’m just here to keep you from embarrassing yourself even more.

Cardan: Pfft. Rubbish.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

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Newt: Hey Thomas, I'm hungry, can you cook something?

Thomas: Pfft no way, ask someone else

Newt: Please, Tommy, please.

Thomas: NO YOU DIDN'T-

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Frypan: What should I cook today?

Minho: Anything, as long as it tastes good and you don’t burn it.

Thomas: So, basically, we’re having takeout again?

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Dain: Violet, I’m serious. You need to be more careful. You’re too fragile for this

Violet: Dain, I’m fine.

Dain: No, you should sit out. I'm saying this for your own good

Violet: I literally ride a dragon, Dain. What do you want me to do, knit?

Dain: Actually, that’s not a bad idea—

Violet: Say another word and I'll poison your breakfast. Again.

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50 likes!

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Violet: I thought bonding with dragons would be this mystical, powerful experience...

Violet: Turns out, it's a lot of sass and eye-rolling