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#dear god this is a joke
dash-n-step · 9 months
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Not that I care about roman empire discourse, but there's something to be said that "yeah, the empress who's reported as constantly correcting people into calling her a woman, apparently gave women high level jobs, and even hired former slaves" is adhering to political propaganda meant to make her look bad, but all the really bad things (that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she did do because it's the roman empire, one of them set fire to the whole fucking city) we should take as just fact
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something something cancelling trans women for things other people easily get away with, nothing ever changes
"She put lions in people's beds" THEY WERE TAMED!!
ALSO GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING!!!
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herbirdglitter · 11 days
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HEY HEY HEY
remember when everyone was joking that the only interaction between two women in lord of the rings is that bit with that girl and her mom in Helm's Deep??
Well I guess you anti woke people didn't even notice the bit where the girl says to Eowyn "where's mama" and Eowyn goes "shh"
i mean.... two instances of women speaking two each other in three movies?? this is what peak feminism looks like and I will thank you not to forget it
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lotus-pear · 1 year
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the besties!!
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all this to say: i think it'd be cute if Barnaby literally howls with laughter
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erinwantstowrite · 1 month
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This could be wildly inaccurate but I always imagined Catwoman au!Peter to make the dumbest comebacks just to piss off the Batfam.
Batman: “What were you doing??”
Peter: “Your mom.” *fwips away*
no that's actually exactly what's going on. peter has tried to blow them up on multiple occasions and they prefer that than the jokes
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sqtorux · 29 days
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wheweweww deep breaths, sobs, hiccups , tears and snot
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I'm going to force you to play the joke FNAF dating sim my friend and I are making
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nyaskitten · 2 years
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ACE Attorney??? What's next, LESBIAN Lawyer????? POLYAMOROUS Prosecutor????? MIA FEY?????
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lixie-phoria · 7 months
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years
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Playdate in peril, the homosexual thoughts be upon ye.
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rubiatinctorum · 10 months
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okay we've already had some metagaming and kazuibashing for superstition but i think in trial three for MILGRAM we need to take it to the next level. I propose a non-exhaustive list of reasons to vote a character guilty or innocent:
how good their song sounds to you personally
intense rivalry with another milgram voter wherein your vote isn't related to the character but to cancelling out every single vote this motherfucker makes like zero pairs
mass vote-fixing to see what the biggest inno or guilty sweep we can get is
projecting the characters onto the friends that make you sad and guilty voting them in the efforts of some maleficent effect on their psyche by proxy
throwing a dart at a board
flipping a coin every day to determine your vote for that day only, repeat again the next day
whatever would piss the character off most
vote them inno if they'd look prettier with the inno green eyes on the post-vote picture and guilty if the red suits them better (aesthetics only babey!)
give the app to an ipad toddler and make them vote. doesn't matter which one
ask an old person in your community whether the character is inno or guilty after giving no context on them. repeat with a different old person every day
correlate your vote with a certain stock and when the stock price goes up, vote inno, and when the stock price goes down, vote guilty
close your eyes and spam clicks
vote inno and guilty on alternate days for an even number of days so none of your votes don't cancel each other out
use the vote like a mood tracker. good days gets an inno and bad days gets a guilty, and the character better pray you're not depressed that month
and finally, swear fealty to some nonsense headcanon a twitter user made up about them and vote with primarily that in mind
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kenobihater · 7 months
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sorry, he's allergic to SOUP? no wonder he thinks he's destined for infinite sadness, i'd believe that too if my immune system thwarted me from slurpin down a nice hearty bowl of soup 😭
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fujii-draws · 1 year
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Redraws of one of my first dadnoir posts :]!!
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EXTRA >:]]
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assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!
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ohumokay · 1 month
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Heyyy guys...
I was rereading the description for Wrath of the Triple Goddess and it said something about old and new friends...
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Jason Grace cameo???
Edit: I'm saying this because this part of PJO takes place before TOA. Unfortunately, I'm not suggesting resurrection (tho I have many characters that I would love coming back), just an appearance set before his death 😿
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reel-fear · 15 days
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Mike's posting on Youtube now. If you're a Bendy fan very unhappy with the awful decisions he's been making recently or the way he spoke to his fans.... I would heavily consider making a somewhat civil comment about how fucking annoying his constant stubbornness to keep posting on social media no matter how fucking poorly it goes for him Every Time is, and how just because he's moved to a new platform we aren't going to stop criticizing his actions nor forget how awful he was on Twitter/X
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Here's the comment I left, no I wasn't super kind because Mike is rich and a bigot, he'll be fine if I'm a little rough on him. Wonder how long he'll let it stay up lmao.
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