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dash-n-step · 1 year ago

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Not that I care about roman empire discourse, but there's something to be said that "yeah, the empress who's reported as constantly correcting people into calling her a woman, apparently gave women high level jobs, and even hired former slaves" is adhering to political propaganda meant to make her look bad, but all the really bad things (that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she did do because it's the roman empire, one of them set fire to the whole fucking city) we should take as just fact

something something cancelling trans women for things other people easily get away with, nothing ever changes

"She put lions in people's beds" THEY WERE TAMED!!

ALSO GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING!!!

#to be clear this is a joke #dear god this is a joke #also she only lived to be 18 #elagabalus #roman empire #history #lgbt #queer #trans #transfem #dashingposts #dashingedits

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herbirdglitter · 3 months ago

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HEY HEY HEY

remember when everyone was joking that the only interaction between two women in lord of the rings is that bit with that girl and her mom in Helm's Deep??

Well I guess you anti woke people didn't even notice the bit where the girl says to Eowyn "where's mama" and Eowyn goes "shh"

i mean.... two instances of women speaking two each other in three movies?? this is what peak feminism looks like and I will thank you not to forget it

#lord of the rings #dear god this is a joke #lotr #feminism

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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the besties!!

#(i say besties but ik they were making out against the wall in dead apple when shibusawa left the room)#NEVER FORGET THAT FYODOR CANONICALLY CALLS DAZAI “DEAR” IN DUB.. FYOZAI IS REAL GUYS #I WASNT CHOOSING DIALOGUE AT RANDOM WHEN I DREW THIS HE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT I WAS ECSTATIC WHEN I FOUND OUT #at first i was like mmm fyozai as a joke but.. i dont think its a joke anymore💀#god help me i have fallen for another lawlight variant except these two mfs actually want each other dead #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #fyodor dostoevsky #fyozai #lotus draws

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erinwantstowrite · 4 months ago

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This could be wildly inaccurate but I always imagined Catwoman au!Peter to make the dumbest comebacks just to piss off the Batfam.

Batman: “What were you doing??”

Peter: “Your mom.” *fwips away*

no that's actually exactly what's going on. peter has tried to blow them up on multiple occasions and they prefer that than the jokes

#peter: *makes a your mom joke*#bruce: dear god #peter five seconds later: *also tries to blow them up*#bruce: wait is that dick 2.0 #erinwantstowrite #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #leap of faith ao3 #peter parker #batfam #peter parker in gotham #catwoman au

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sqtorux · 4 months ago

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wheweweww deep breaths, sobs, hiccups , tears and snot

#literally shaking looking at this photo #im not even joking #they are so dear to me #im already grieving for the ending thats like a month away LOL #it's actually not funny at all #like #what are we supposed to do after it ends #and what about brhdjddndj #all the people that died #theyre not coming back #oh my god #im still stuck in the sister school games during s1 IDK #im tweaking genuinely #like wtf #i need a spin off or something #a slice of life version of jjk #something ANYTHING ATP #bc no im ready to move on helloooooo #𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

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the-real-list-of-ominous-threats · 1 year ago

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I'm going to force you to play the joke FNAF dating sim my friend and I are making

#by 'making' i mean i brought the idea up as a joke this afternoon and then we got really really into it and wrote a bunch of concepts up #i think we're actually going to do it #dear god #(we decided the routes will be Henry #Will #Mike (corpse version)#and Springtrap #NO ANIMATRONICS THOSE ARE CHILDREN #(at least the fnaf 1 animatronics are)#we thought up a joke ending where if you try and hit on the animatronics the FBI arrests you #read the tags #fnaf #if anyone wants to hear about this. tell me. i am Eager to share the concepts.#we don't know what to call it #right now the doc we're writing the script on is called 'uh oh spaghettios peepaw mode'#and obviously we can't call it that #i wanted to call it Five Nights With Divorced Dads #but Mike isnt a divorced dad

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nyaskitten · 2 years ago

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ACE Attorney??? What's next, LESBIAN Lawyer????? POLYAMOROUS Prosecutor????? MIA FEY?????

#raine's shitposting #DEAR GOD LET THIS JOKE BE ORIGINAL I AM BEGGING YOU ON MY HANDS AND KNEES RN #ace attorney #aa #mia fey is lesbian lawyer canon. source? my bone marrow #I don't interact w the fandom aside from the occasional post on the dash but DAMN I am sooo fucking funny guys I swear

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lixie-phoria · 10 months ago

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

#CHAN #BANG CHAN #BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN #IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU #OH DEAR GOD IM MALFUNCTIONING #BARKING LIKE A DOG IN HEAT #I NEED THIS MAN SO BAD

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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Playdate in peril, the homosexual thoughts be upon ye.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#MDZS #poorly drawn mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan xichen #I subscribe more to the belief that LXC saw an opportunity for his brother to make a friend his age than him wanting to play matchmaker #in his perspective wwx is clearly going out of his way to *try* and interact with his little brother #and he reads the signs that lwj isn't objecting to it #sometimes you gotta facilitate a friendship between people by setting them up to hang out on a lake together!#how was he supposed to know the levels of tension between the two?#If it were not for the several feet of cursed water between them they would be fighting with fists not words #wwx has incepted a thought into lwj and its not going away!#dear god i hope the boy you like doesn't fall into the water and you have to pull his sopping wet body into your arms #It took every ounce of restraint in me to not pull a quote from the linked song #so now its just a bonus for people who like to click links #I have to continue the pre flashback joke somehow #lets make it soft canon in this comic that wwx has been humming and singing boat drinks the entire time they've been out on the water

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hickeygender · 10 months ago

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sorry, he's allergic to SOUP? no wonder he thinks he's destined for infinite sadness, i'd believe that too if my immune system thwarted me from slurpin down a nice hearty bowl of soup 😭

#len speaks #obi-wan kenobi #obiwan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #star wars #rots novelization #matthew stover #reason no. 928 why i need 2 finish this book: obi-wan allergy lore #reason no. 929 why i need 2 finish this book: obi-wan 'the negotiator' kenobi causing political mayham thru his inability 2 admit his SOUP #allergy. like... bby girl WHY did you do that? you caused politicians to start throwing CHAIRS at each other 💀 truly clownish behavior!#i dont love when ppl exaggerate his disregard for his own physical wellbeing (its fine up to an extent i think) but this is actual legends #material where he knowingly ingests something that can kill him. he's not an inherent walking disaster imo but dear god he has his moments!#also i realize this means he's allergic to one soup and not all soups. let a man make a joke abt his blorbo in peace pls and thank u #sidenote: found and confirmed the allergy bit in the book. cannot find reference to chair throwing. might be in an encyclopedia or deleted #article. i will accept this chair-throwing incident as fact unless proven otherwise 👍🏼

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thegreatyin · 28 days ago

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It really makes me wonder how many Curators have been outcast for "charity" considering just how loose their definition of it is. Like, anything that could be misconstrued as kindness is a crime. It's Fucked.

curator OC concept: a space bat that specifically hoards acts of charity/kindness. thus being the most weird little antithetical creature of all time

#ask #fallen london #not technically a sskies specific post so im using the general FL tag again #all jokes aside yeah. yeah it's fucked up!!#on some level it's Just How They Are and it's a genuinely really cool trait for an alien culture to have #i love it #but also. dear GOD get these bats some therapy. they are shaking and crying and throwing up about getting gold star good job stickers

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fujii-draws · 1 year ago

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Redraws of one of my first dadnoir posts :]!!

EXTRA >:]]

#pmd eos #pmd art tag #Eevee/Ribbons #Riolu/Aimilios #pmd Dusknoir #dadnoir #AH YES. WHERE MY DELUSIONS OFFICIALLY BEGAN. (JOKING)#had to add the last one because I love the idea of Kangaskhan calling it out early on #AND DUSKNOIR PANICKING AND GOING ‘’????? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. IM NO FATHER.’’ (HOLDING TWO SLEEPING CHILDREN GENTLY IN HIS ARMS)#GOD THEIR INTERACTIONS WOULD BE SO FUNNY #‘‘I hope you love the joys of parenthood as much as I have! I could always give you some pointers if you ever need any dear!’’ DUSKNOIR:

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herbirdglitter · 22 days ago

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people say spending too much time on your phone is bad but I completely disagree. I need my phone. Every single person who didn't live to see the iphone is dead.

what does that tell you

#this is a joke #dear god this is a joke

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sallymew4 · 21 days ago

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when people say they hate any of the mob psycho girls i get sad because thats like. half of the female cast. thats just way too much percentage of girl hate