#^joke

[right-there-ride-on]

on my hands and knees begging for sbr anime art style to be more like mid-sbr than late. honest to god praying that we get cute round faced johnny and not weirdly proportioned long face johnny. david pro do you hear me

[cozymochi]

If let Nyoka bite me

I'll see myself out

😭😭👍

[fazcadeemployee69]

You guys are utterly insane, just wanted to say

[dykesbat]

you need at least one angrygirl blorbo before interacting w my blog

[trannytitties5ever]

ofc id date a blonde tranny but she needs to speak in an eastern european accent every time we;re together so we can pretend to be related otherwise whats the point

[timetravelstudies]

fellas we meet our soulmate at 29 or we kill ourselves, whos with me!!!! Whoooooo

[footlongdingledong]

no 18+ accounts no 18- accounts you can only interact with my ass for a fleeting second and brother you better make it count

[mihai-florescu]

Tge whiplash the caption gave me.

Tatsumi would hit someone with a car by accident and it'd mark him for the rest of his life, but subaru would cut someone's breaks and never mention it to another soul...

[freddieandflorence]

walter can’t even be with molokov for his money because he’s a communist. what’s even the point of being younger

[imakle]

I think I should just kill him. I should kill us both. I think that's the only option I have left at this point

[evildilf2]

Cishet boyfriends should only be allowed at pride if they’re hot

[dulcevenganzaa]

one reason we do need pitchfork is that someone has to bully 'legacy' acts into making good music

[moonrpg]

music to throw up to

[thanotaphobia]

if anything happens to luffy i will be deactivating btw

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"