#to be clear this is a joke

[sunflowertea23]

Yeah fuck blind people

[notverycolonthreeofyou]

Happy I hate fireworks day 🥳

[ariadne-mouse]

Can only guess The Gale and the Raven is how Ludinus first got the idea to target Vax through Keyleth. How many archmages have been in Chastity's Nook

[sanicmaster]

There are 2 types of Rocket fans

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[mellkellyismyhero]

the real difference between books!lucy and tv!lucy is that tv!lucy fainted when an impossibly terrifying ghost started talking to her by name but books!lucy absolutely would have passed the fuck out if she saw lockwood shirtless at any point in the screaming staircase

[911bts]

Can't believe 911bts just announced Oliver's departure from the show via post explaining the difference between cast member types by leaving him out of the lists smh 😔

Oliver, I'm so sorry to steal this moment from you 💔

my subconscious decided to spoil it 😔

[trashpuppyy]

we get a little silly

[vexwerewolf]

Y'all talking about informed consent, I'm into uninformed consent. I'm down to fuck but I don't wanna have a fucking clue what we're doing.

[hexedbug]

i changed my mind. this is the new hexcat design

[nausikaaa]

Van Helsing i don't know if you can reclaim that

[demon-country]

Due to recent events I've been forced to come to the conclusion that everyone has gotten it completely wrong; the real main issue with stolitz is that their angst is often so similar in flavor and intensity that it's hard to pick which of them fits a song or quote better. Most of the time I adore how they're such fantastic mirrors to each other, but it can be supremely unhelpful when I'm trying to make separate collections for them. Theoretically, that should make it easier, since I could just pick one at random and it'd fit, but instead I obsess over who it is most like.

But perhaps all my suffering will be worth it, if this is an indication that once they get their shit together they will have a similar flavor and intensity of happiness, as well.

[ariadne-mouse]

omg I have uncovered a secret in the trailer

he is just a little guy

[meaniezuchinni]

The rarest pair of all.

Enemy's to lovers. The pigeon and Bob.

@bobsrarepairweek

[dash-n-step]

Not that I care about roman empire discourse, but there's something to be said that "yeah, the empress who's reported as constantly correcting people into calling her a woman, apparently gave women high level jobs, and even hired former slaves" is adhering to political propaganda meant to make her look bad, but all the really bad things (that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she did do because it's the roman empire, one of them set fire to the whole fucking city) we should take as just fact

something something cancelling trans women for things other people easily get away with, nothing ever changes

"She put lions in people's beds" THEY WERE TAMED!!

ALSO GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING!!!

[theygender]

Looking for a mommy dom who will nag me to wear my rubber bands and do my physical therapy daily. Not even in a sexual way, I just have ADHD and I need help getting my shit together

[fungal-wastes-my-beloved]

not on my watch

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