#to be clear this is a joke

[notverycolonthreeofyou]

Happy I hate fireworks day 🥳

[miles-edgewords]

do you guys think bwagfeo is gonna come up in the next terrible influence show? like come on guys,, you can’t just post that and run. we all saw the video

[ariadne-mouse]

Can only guess The Gale and the Raven is how Ludinus first got the idea to target Vax through Keyleth. How many archmages have been in Chastity's Nook

[catgirlbutthole]

1st base : I teach you boxing

2nd base : we have a friendly sparring

3rd base : we playfully tell each other we should fight for real

4th base : I kick your ass

5th base : nasty degrading borderline abusive lesbian sex

[meaniezuchinni]

The rarest pair of all.

Enemy's to lovers. The pigeon and Bob.

@bobsrarepairweek

[sanicmaster]

There are 2 types of Rocket fans

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[mellkellyismyhero]

the real difference between books!lucy and tv!lucy is that tv!lucy fainted when an impossibly terrifying ghost started talking to her by name but books!lucy absolutely would have passed the fuck out if she saw lockwood shirtless at any point in the screaming staircase

[911bts]

Can't believe 911bts just announced Oliver's departure from the show via post explaining the difference between cast member types by leaving him out of the lists smh 😔

Oliver, I'm so sorry to steal this moment from you 💔

my subconscious decided to spoil it 😔

[snow-lavender]

i understand the "holy shit two cakes!" mentality is very helpful for artists, but i do think we need to acknowledge that it's utter bullshit. because in my extensive experience, the reaction is not "holy shit, two cakes! :D" it is "holy shit, this is way too much cake, why did our mother give birth exactly two years and one day apart"

[vexwerewolf]

Y'all talking about informed consent, I'm into uninformed consent. I'm down to fuck but I don't wanna have a fucking clue what we're doing.

[hexedbug]

i changed my mind. this is the new hexcat design

[ariadne-mouse]

omg I have uncovered a secret in the trailer

he is just a little guy

[nausikaaa]

Van Helsing i don't know if you can reclaim that

[demon-country]

Due to recent events I've been forced to come to the conclusion that everyone has gotten it completely wrong; the real main issue with stolitz is that their angst is often so similar in flavor and intensity that it's hard to pick which of them fits a song or quote better. Most of the time I adore how they're such fantastic mirrors to each other, but it can be supremely unhelpful when I'm trying to make separate collections for them. Theoretically, that should make it easier, since I could just pick one at random and it'd fit, but instead I obsess over who it is most like.

But perhaps all my suffering will be worth it, if this is an indication that once they get their shit together they will have a similar flavor and intensity of happiness, as well.

[sunkissedliterarylightofchrist]

ARE YOU @get-loved-nerd https://www.tumblr.com/get-loved-nerd/772847990369091584/neeerrrrdddddddd-love-you?source=share

yes i am secretly get-loved-nerd and i am obsessed with zombies run the secret is out

[dash-n-step]

Not that I care about roman empire discourse, but there's something to be said that "yeah, the empress who's reported as constantly correcting people into calling her a woman, apparently gave women high level jobs, and even hired former slaves" is adhering to political propaganda meant to make her look bad, but all the really bad things (that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she did do because it's the roman empire, one of them set fire to the whole fucking city) we should take as just fact

something something cancelling trans women for things other people easily get away with, nothing ever changes

"She put lions in people's beds" THEY WERE TAMED!!

ALSO GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING!!!