#reason no. 928 why i need 2 finish this book: obi-wan allergy lore
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sorry, he's allergic to SOUP? no wonder he thinks he's destined for infinite sadness, i'd believe that too if my immune system thwarted me from slurpin down a nice hearty bowl of soup 😭
#len speaks#obi-wan kenobi#obiwan kenobi#obi wan kenobi#star wars#rots novelization#matthew stover#reason no. 928 why i need 2 finish this book: obi-wan allergy lore#reason no. 929 why i need 2 finish this book: obi-wan 'the negotiator' kenobi causing political mayham thru his inability 2 admit his SOUP#allergy. like... bby girl WHY did you do that? you caused politicians to start throwing CHAIRS at each other 💀 truly clownish behavior!#i dont love when ppl exaggerate his disregard for his own physical wellbeing (its fine up to an extent i think) but this is actual legends#material where he knowingly ingests something that can kill him. he's not an inherent walking disaster imo but dear god he has his moments!#also i realize this means he's allergic to one soup and not all soups. let a man make a joke abt his blorbo in peace pls and thank u#sidenote: found and confirmed the allergy bit in the book. cannot find reference to chair throwing. might be in an encyclopedia or deleted#article. i will accept this chair-throwing incident as fact unless proven otherwise 👍🏼
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