#darth amorosa

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Lily Orchard, if you're reading this: The Last Jedi is 1000000x better then your crappy fanfiction The Sith Resurgence. Rose Tico is far, far greater character then your fascist Sith waifu Darth Amorosa. Heck, even Astarion, N and Hunter combined are superior to Darth Amorosa.

[itneedsmoregays]

Rereading The Sith Resurgence and falling in love with it all over again.

Now this is a perfect Sunday evening.

[mikaila-orchard]

Hi, Mikaila, I sent this to Lily's old submission email but decided to send it to you too, just in case that doesn't work anymore.

Thought Lily deserved a present for today so I made her an art piece of Aliana! I'll admit, I was a little worried I'd mess her up at first, but I think she turned out very well! I especially enjoyed drawing the braids!

Wishing Lily a very Happy Birthday!

Oh that's looks great! Thank you

[somethingsomethingeyyymacarena]

Tablet is acting wonky and I just got assigned like a bazillion tasks at work so I won't have time to do the actual drawing of Allie wearing the dress. So enjoy the rough sketch and desing of the outfit in a mannequin for now

[nivatar]

More fanfic ideas to make Lily angry because it's fun:

Bonnie getting taken to a better home while G gets put in solitary confinement by the police and Lily loses her job as a league enforcer

Rey defeating Darth Amorosa along with Kylo Ren

Willow and Hunter out on a double date with Luz and Amity

I still can't figure out how she can hate Hunter.

[soup-for-lorch]

Liliy! Rose Tico and Princess Leia (from a timewarp) have made you more wonderful soup! Don't worry, there's plenty for Darth Amorosa!

[call-me-liquid]

N, Hunter and Astarion are brilliantly-written, endearing characters. Your Sith waifu, Darth Amorosa, is trash.

FUCKABLE SPACE NAZIES OR GTFO!!!

(Headphone warning)

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Trick question.

[itneedsmoregays]

Whoa!

Every time I finish a project like this, I just go "FUCK I'M DONE FINALLY" but then it instantly subsides and I just feel good about it.

[mikaila-orchard]

Nothing says Sithly activities like enjoying some shaved ice in Theed with your husband and daughters!

[sjbattleangel]

Behold some of the worst Star Wars takes you've ever seen. "I love Star Wars!" No you don't, Lily. Just like certain reactionary hacks, you hate Star Wars for the most idiotic reasons ever. Case in point: 1) Lily decides to rewrite the sequel trilogy into angst-fest that over-worships the Sith as a misunderstood, persacuted race of people, turns classic characters like Luke and Leia into "old racist white folk" and of course, has her "heroic" character straight-up murder unarmed rich people!

Plus, as someone who adores The Last Jedi as one of the best Star Wars films since The Empire Strikes Back, Lily completely missed the point of the film! It doesn't need to be "fixed" as it's already a compelling deconstruction of Star Wars that challenges the notion of destiny and fixed traditions by having the characters grow through their mistakes: Like Rey learning she doesn't need to be related to someone special know where she belongs; Poe learning to stop and listen to other people's ideas; Finn learning about how other people are effected by the war; Luke learning not to give up on himself.

I get the feeling Lily's bitter because it didn't line up with her own bloated "SWTOR-and-KOTOR-II-are-the-only-SW-media-that-matters-and-the-Sith-are-the-real-good-guys" headcannon.

That and the real reason Lily hates Rose Tico is because she wasn't a sexy traumatized black lesbian with a high body-count. Because, let's face it, Lily didn't create Darth Amorosa because she wanted "diversity" and "representation". No, it was simply because she wanted a black woman to fetishize.

[opinated-user]

Just realized something very insidious.

"Sith" just-so-happens to sound phonetically similar to "cis". And the fact that in the story "being Sith [*Nazis but in space] is linked with womanhood" according to the wiki, all of the transmen apparently allowed to remain Sith would all theoretically be pigeonholed into circumstances where they'd need to say a phrase that can be mistaken for "I am a cis woman", "cis sister" "I am cis" and the like at least once or twice.

Lord help you if you're Sith, trans and have a lisp.

On a funnier note, I looked it up and google translate tells me "amorosa" means "loving". Darth SpanishLove.

i remember that LO said that amorosa was supposed to be portuguese... but either she didn't know, or knew but didn't say, is that amorosa is written and means the same in both languages. either way, it's another piece on the long history of LO using Spanish words for characters that are not hispanic and have no reason to know Spanish at all.

it's like she fetishizes the language, that she has admitted doesn't even speak, but doesn't want anything to do with hispanic people. it's really weird.

since she claims she knows french, why she has never used it on any of her stories for anything?

[nivatar]

More fanart ideas to make Lily mad: Imoen hanging out with her BFF Astarion, walking away from Aryanna, Lily's OC. Imoen kissing either Shadowheart or lea'zel. Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems defeating Darth Amorosa, another one of Lily's OCs.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS! Thank you, this is brilliant! I can't promise that I'll draw it all though. Astarion and Imoen are besties for sure.

[zerozeroren]

I’m basic as all heck, so C2 Aliana Beniko? I can easily imagine her getting all bubbly and happy at something adorably hilarious Rey did, those two are so soft.

Great minds, right? Have your adorable Sith

[soup-for-lorch]

Isn’t it nice that Rey made some delicious healthy soup for Lily after she left Darth Amorosa for Kylo Ren? She even served it with a copy of the restraining order she took out against Aliana.

💖

I love it.

[12skipafew99100]

Aliana: (flirts with/compliments Rey)

Rey: