#plasma lily

[lilyvalerieorchard]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

Catradora is NOT "toxic!"

Catradora does NOT "romanticize abuse!"

But most of all....

CATRADORA. IS. NOT. INCEST!!!

Then again, I know, straight from your mouth, that you barely watched any of She-Ra or other fantasy-adventure cartoons because of your own personal grudges against the creators so of course you have to lie about the creators being "Nazi sympathizers" and "incest-abuse fetishists".

Admit it, Lily. Deep down, you WANT Adora and Catra to be sisters just so you can justify your projection. Because let's face it, as I've said MANY times before, if they were sisters, you would ship them together non-stop...

...just like you do with Zuko and Azula.

Just like you do with Tai and Kari.

Just like you do Vi and Jinx.

Just like you do with the MC of Baldur's Gate 1/2 and their sister, Imoen.

Just like you do WITH YOUR OWN OCS.

Lily, shut up and keep your disgusting incest fantasies out of a wholesome, empowering hopepunk series FOR KIDS.

[lilyorchardstuff]

Before all the other Liliys and I take time out for the festive season, we have an early Christmas gift to give all of you!

Here it is!

Marry Christmas to all and a happy new year!

[call-me-liquid]

Encyclopedia of "Lily Orchards":

"Solid Lily": Some say she's the "real" Lily but that's debatable. By far the worst one. I'd say DNI.

(I'm not going to @ her lol.)

"Plasma Lily": Electrically charged gas with a sword.

@lilyvalerieorchard

"Revolver Lily": Keeper of steam clips (derogatory.)

@lillian-v-orchard

"Goose Lily" a.k.a. Silly Goblin Antics: Rewriting Madhouse. Made Solid Lily mad.

@sillygoblinantics

"Metal Lily": Gives good hugs.

@lilyorchardstuff

"Plastic Lily": Alleged "artist."

@lillianvalorchard

"Liquid Lily": Haver of feet. (And NOT ME.)

@lilian-valerie-orchard

"Venom Lily": Once noticed by Solid.

@lilyvalorchard

"Eldrich Lily" a.k.a Liquid Orcard: Dumb.

@liquidorcard

(If you want to be added let me know.)

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Aawww, this is so sweet!

I am not immune to Astarion's crush on Wyll

[lilyorchardstuff]

Hey, Plasma. What's your skincare routine?

[call-me-liquid]

I will pay you a moldy bread to draw me (This is definitely not Lily Valerie Orchard again not Lily Valerie Orchard NOT LILY)

Like this?

[lilyvalerieorchard]

They're an official polycule.

your local portable jacuzzi

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Oh, you mean the mod where you can marry your sibling? The mod that you've been promoting non-stop ever since Courtney spoke up? Wait! It gets even better! On a Twitch stream, Lily revealed a little item she made for her OC's fictional sister...

[lilyvalerieorchard]

"I tried writing dark stories years ago, and I failed horribly at it."

OH! That explains why you hate dark storytelling in media, why you think anyone trying to tell mature stories is an "insecure edgelord trying to prove they're grown-up". Because when you wrote your crappy MLP/World Of Warcraft/Kingdom Hearts/Star Wars/Baldur's Gate crossover fanfiction about your OCs killing the Abrahamic God, everyone laughed at it for being stupid and edgy in the worst ways possible.

Dark media/dark storytelling isn't "pointless", "grimdark" or "childish", you're just terrible at writing dark stories!

Once again, it has always been pure projection.

Side note: Suspicious that the anon just had to ask about incest. Another self-ask?

[lilyvalerieorchard]

They're so adorable together.

That in-game banter about Karlach offering to carry Astarion…you know the one

[lilyvalerieorchard]

So Solid Lily just released a preview of her "Utena In A Nutshell" video and..

Then towards the end...

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

AKIO'S OBSESSION WITH HIS SISTER WAS ALWAYS PORTRAYED AS MESSED UP.

ADORA AND CATRA WERE NEVER SISTERS.

STOP COMPARING EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET TO YOUR PRECIOUS CANNIBAL-INCEST GAME. YOU ARE NOT BEATING ANY OF THOSE ALLIGATIONS.

[lilysqueaks]

Using KDE Plasma after only using i3 for a whole while:

*Presses META+D*: All windows minimize... "Oh right!"

"So how do i use a computer normally again?"

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Hey, Lily Orchard. Rebecca Sugar, ND Stevenson, Dana Terrace, Bryke, Rian Johnson, David Gaider, Larian Studios and others have done far more for LGBTQ+ and BIPOC representation then you ever would in your miserable life.

Now shut up and eat your soup.

[lilyvalerieorchard]

@saiscribbles Don't forget:

Even MORE things Lily made up about Steven Universe:

Cartoon Network gave Rebecca Sugar complete hands-off creative control because she was a millionaire.

Rebecca Sugar is a Prima Donna Creator who had complete freedom over SU and no one, not even Cartoon Network, could stop her.

Bismuth and Sugilite were black-brute caricatures solely created by Rebecca Sugar to demonize black people and talk down to them.

Rebecca Sugar created Stevonnie just to sexualize children.

Rebecca Sugar created Concrete.

Fusion is a metaphor for sexual intercourse.

The painting of Steven as a cherub existed so Rebecca Sugar could sexualize Steven.

Rebecca Sugar drew Steven in Rose's old clothes just to sexualize him.

Because of the numerous anime references in SU, Rebecca Sugar is a body-pillow humping, lecherous weeaboo pervert who is sexually aroused by underage schoolgirls and has stashes of CP.

The relationship between Rose and Pearl, Greg and Rose, Steven and the Diamonds represent Rebecca Sugar's slave-master fetish.

Steven Universe was meant to be a sci-fi, action-adventure series about killing space fascists a la Star Wars until Rebecca Sugar was given complete creative freedom.

Rebecca Sugar is an objectively horrible writer, artist, creator and overall disgusting human being.

Steven Universe wasn't woke enough.

Steven Universe wasn't gay enough.

Steven Universe, overall, didn't do enough.

But most of all:

Rebecca Sugar lied about being bisexual, non-binary and Jewish just so she could shield herself from backlash and prey upon marginalized communities.

Rebecca Sugar is a fascist sympathizing, white supremacist Neo-Nazi and pedophile.

Things Lily has made up about Steven Universe:

The Diamonds are Nazis

The Crystal Gems wear stars because the Diamonds are Nazis

The show is about forgiveness and forgiving Nazis

Spinel was suicidal

Rose was suicidal

Steven has mind control powers

Reset Pearl was in love with Greg in the movie

Gems are based on the Asari from Mass Effect

Nikki Minaj was angry at Sugilite's design

Concrete was a planned character

Aivi & Surasshu are bad musicians with bad equipment

Cartoon Network had no problem with Ruby and Sapphire's wedding and Sugar is lying about campaigning for more episodes to wrap up the story

Connie is 12 in Steven Universe Future

Pearl raped Garnet

The Human Zoo is based on human rights violations in the Congo And of course. She never. Watched. POOL HOPPING

[malwaredykes]

well. here she is. miss Leigh Stasik.

trans woman. stubborn, incorrigible, eccentric. communist; she has leftist in-fighting with herself on the regular. a cannibal; she has no moral qualms about this, and its both a bit of a spiritual thing and a bit of a pragmatic thing. medic (not a doctor. no medical license). she knows for sure she had some kind of significant personality change from being shot in the head, but she doesn't remember what she was like exactly before it happened, it all became this kind of distant memory soup. shes originally from west new cali, but she grew very attached to the mojave. and has a lot of contempt for the ncr. She Will Serve Crack Before She Serves This Country. thank god the army discriminates against transsexuals etc. zero tolerance for the legion, obviously.

she firmly believes she is not nice, or kind, or compassionate, but instead her actions and her general sense of justice stem from her simply doing whats the most logical and objectively beneficial. it may be true to some extent, but she might also have a wee bit of ocd of the "i am a horrible person whos at all times like 2 seconds away from committing atrocities" variety.

shes a SCIENTIST. unofficially. she doesnt have a degree nor a chosen field of study. she makes her own hrt and other mysterious concoctions, including designer chems. which she claims she ingests injects etc not for recreational purposes, but to Enhance Her Powers And Possibilities. she reads old world books about psychology so she can manipulate people better. and makes weird contraptions and doohickeys while high. shes a HACKER of course and hacks terminals and systems for fun and just to see if she can.

her stats are out there due to implants and intense training, originally they were rather average. in-game she wears combat armor mk 2, but i see her having spruced it up like this. her main weapon is the ycs/186, the unique gauss rifle, but before that she used a modded plasma pistol. which she very much enjoyed the silly appearance of. because it was so small and with so much shit tacked on and she could just hold it in one hand like a mutated revolver like Hands up motherfucker bang bang bang lol. her melee weapon of choice is the machete gladius, but she's been training to be able to wield a thermic lance.

in my head the trajectory of her actions and the fate of the mojave that follows is different from what you can do with the game, because leigh could only go for The Secret Leftist Route Which Was Supposed To Be In The Game But We Were Robbed Of It.

boone was the first friend she made after leaving goodsprings and their relationship is particularly notable. they are Comrades, Siblings-In-Arms, Worsties (like besties but fucked up). theyve seen each other at their worst. they annoy each other on purpose. theyve had serious ideological clashes with each other and some ways in which boone perceives the world drive leigh absolutely nuts. they're ride or die for each other. theyre the kind of comfortable around each other where she'll be on the toilet and smoking a cig with the door open and talking to him, while he's naked sitting on the floor removing stitches from his leg. she's done surgery without anesthesia on him. he's projectile vomited blood on her from being poisoned by cazadores. she strongly encourages him to become a traitor to the ncr and to take part in the revolution and the formation of the new independent mojave alliance. somehow, it works on him in the end. shamefully they kinda like snuggling... boone bro come to bed man its nighty night man its beddy bye time.

shes in love with lily bowen. i havent decided yet whether she actually makes a move. but she thinks lily is sooooo dreamy. and shes right. if you dont think the enormous 203 year old blue mutant woman is dreamy thats your problem. outta her way

[bangrychannie]

Stray Kids Fic Recs- Camboy/Sex Worker

One of my favorite types of skz fanfics is camboy/sex work fics-- so much so that I have a specific tab for them in my fic spreadsheet lol. I've compiled a few of my favs here! Under read more bc they are all obviously NSFW. Mostly Minsung but there's other pairings as well!

My other rec lists:

College AU

Time Loop/Time travel

Demons

Angst Free

Misc.

maid for you by hyunnies (minsung | 3/3 | 31903 | Explicit)

Felix jokingly tells Jisung he should visit the local tsundere maid café. Jisung can't get the thought out of his head. "The waiter in front of him is so, so, so hot. ‘My name is Minho,’ he says. ‘Not that I think you really deserve to know that. Come on, let me find you a table.’ He spins on his heel and starts walking towards the back of the café."

Jisung is an absolute loser in this and I'm obsessed. I love this one so much I've read it like 3 times lol. There's also a part 2 in Minho's POV!

up all night by sshhadow (hyunchan | 3/3 | 81224 | Explicit)

Chan: so genie isn’t gonna be in racy lingerie and jerking off? I.N: :D I.N: keep ur mind open hyung

OR: Chan is a video game streamer who gets [lovingly] bullied into joining an adult cam site, and Jeongin just so happens to have a few friends to recommend. Chan is an immediate simp for 'Genie', who grants him a birthday wish.

This fanfiction is AMAZING, the descriptions are delicious and every chapter is so good you'll be on the edge of your seat and begging to read the next one. Luckily for you it's completed, I had to wait for the updates which was very hard lol

this is what it feels like by iamnotme (minsung | 4/4 | 42260 | explicit)

Minho didn't mean to walk on his roommate touching himself on camera. He didn't even know Jisung was a camboy. He certainly didn't mean to appear on camera with Jisung himself, but he's too in love with him to think twice.

This fic is the definition of porn with plot. There is obscene amounts of yearning that will have you shaking your head at Minho the whole fic. 10/10 recommend

afterimages of you by leebitcore (minsung | 3/3 | 50000 | explicit)

"Sell your plasma, or your sperm,” Minho reads. Jisung’s eyes widen and his jaw drops in horror, sending Minho into a fit of giggles. “Easy, legal ways to make quick money. Number three: Sell your sextape to Pornhub.” Jisung abandons the remote on the table to lean into Minho’s shoulder, looking at the screen with him. “I think we’d do better on OnlyFans,” he comments mindlessly, followed by a sharp inhale when he realises what he's just said. Minho nearly snaps his neck to look down, meeting widened eyes that are staring right back at him.

after breaking their dishwasher, college roommates Jisung and Minho resort to unconventional methods to afford a replacement.

Another fic with obscene amounts of yearning from Minho. leebitcore is an amazing author!

boy of my dreams (on my screen) by nyxlogs (2min | 1/1 | 16129 | explicit)

Minho clicks on the link instinctively, too curious. It leads him to a profile named @minnie. He's about to ignore it when the site and channel description catch his attention—oh. The face in the picture is half hidden in shadows, only the lower part visible. It could be anyone else, but Minho would recognize those lips anywhere.

Minho discovers his crush, who is also his roommate is a camboy. He tries to deal with it normally (he fails).

There's a trend with a lot of these which is Minho yearning obscene amounts for his bestie/roommate. It usually results in a great story tho lol. You need an ao3 account to read this one but it's well worth it

i want you flowin' through my veins by lilies of dreams (minbin | 1/1 | 10336 | explicit)

“Come again?” Minho finally utters, placing his fork back down beside his plate. It takes him a minute but Changbin clears his throat, a seeming burst of confidence perking him up. “I want to start an OnlyFans.” Changbin gives a little nod as he says it, as if he’s reaffirming them both that that’s what he wants.

We love down bad Minho in this house!

oh, you kissed me just to kiss me by natigail (minsung | 6/6 | 91063 | mature) Jisung has never quite gotten the hype about sex, but touch-starvation is creeping up on him. When Felix jokingly suggests going to a sex worker to “get exactly the kind of affection and experience he wanted”, Jisung can't quite put the idea out of his head. He ends up in bed with kindest man who is willing to just hold him and let him ask dumb questions. He should have known he was doomed to fall. Or The five times Jisung books an hour of Minho's time, and the one time Minho shows up unannounced on his doorstep.

I think most people have read this one but if you haven't, you def should! No smut in this one but a lot of beautiful nonsexual intimacy and discussions about asexuality. I'm planning on doing an asexual rep rec list soon so you'll probably see this one again lol

LMCat_98 has joined the chat by foxieyny (minsung | 3/3 | explicit)

> Hey! Congratulations, I’m dming to let you know that you won the 50k giveaway for a private stream. You get thirty minutes free, can request whatever you want, and if you wanna keep it going after your thirty minutes are up, we can talk a little about payment. Please see my pinned tweet for more info about payments + what I will and won’t do! Hope to hear from you soon! Jisung drops his phone to his lap, slapping his hands over his face hard enough that it hurts. “Fuck,” he says, to nobody but himself. “Fuck.” — Or: Jisung wins a private stream with his favourite camboy. He stresses out about it a normal amount.

Another thing we love in this house is pathetic down bad Jisung. Another one I've reread a bunch hehe

Power and Control by Starlost29 (Seungin | 1/1 | 6706 | Explicit)

Kim Seungmin is an established Camboy who has gained popularity due in part to the unique dynamic he has with his viewers. One evening, an unusual guest enters the chat and everything Seungmin thought he knew about himself and his role starts to crumble.

Short and very hot!

tell them what you saw in me by Yourfriendlyneighborhoodficwriter (minsung | 1/1 | 13000 | explicit)

“He contacted my account just earlier, saying that I won and that I have 48 hours to get back to him with my information to verify and ensure safety so I claim the prize.” Minho finally looks up from the food going soggy on the dinner table. He thinks he’s gonna be sick. “You think it’s stupid, right? I mean it is. Stupid. Why would—” He stops him before he finishes that sentence. “Jisung,” he says, and it comes out strained, like a final cry for help, a plea to some god he doesn’t really believe in. There’s no time to consider the best way to go about this, what he should share and what he should not. He just wants Jisung to stop talking before he says something that ruins everything. “It’s me.” - - - or: If Minho can't be loved, he needs to be wanted. And if he can't be wanted, he'll let himself be used. Enter Jisung, who threatens to ruin the order of things for him.

This one is angsty af but has a happy ending!

Shockingly that is not all of the fics on my list, if this post does okay I'll do another one! My next plan is college AU part 2, asexual rep fics, roommate fics, then maybe another fantasy one! If you have fics you'd like recommended from any category and don't want to wait, shoot me an ask and I'll compile a list for you! I love spreading the love of great fanfics <3