lilyvalerieorchard

[lilyvalerieorchard]

CD, meet your enemy...

VINYL!!!

(From Bomb Rush Cyberfunk)

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[lilyvalerieorchard]

Just my intuition as I, along with a few other people with good sense, reported Solid's MANY acts of clear policy violation.

I just hope this is the result of our actions.

Solid Lily has been banned.

Solid Lily has been banned.

Solid Lily has been banned!

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[lilyvalerieorchard]

For anyone wondering why Solid is banned:

It's because she kept telling people to unalive themselves again, again and AGAIN.

It may take time but sometimes, reporting does work. It just takes a lot patience and perseverance.

Anyhow, back to the party!

Solid Lily has been banned.

Solid Lily has been banned.

Solid Lily has been banned!

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Request by

@oblivionbladetd

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"Larian's Baldur's Gate III was an absolute turkey that destroyed the series forever."

Then, Solid Lily, explain why it got CRITICAL ACCLAIM, why it is beloved by MILLION OF FANS ACROSS THE GOSHDARN GLOBE, why it has a MASSIVE AMOUNT OF FANART?

Oh, but because it has no "wholesome incest between two married sisters" and doesn't feature Solid's pink-haired sister waifu, it is automatically a "failure" in her eyes.

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I have only a couple of little points to make: (Spoiler warnings for Baldur's Gate 1 and 2)

Sarevok and Imoen are the player character's Baalspawn HALF-SIBLINGS.

(In relation to the 1st point) How do you know all this, Lily? HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?

Unless, of course, you used those mods (which we all know you did).

@rambling-crerchur, @theespeakerboxxx @purpledemonlilyposting she's terrible at hiding it.

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Lily hates Astarion and Hunter (from The Owl House) so much for reminding her of Kylo Ren that for one of her fanfics, she created a bad guy OC called Golden Boy.

A expy of both Hunter and Astarion she created for her self insert to beat-up.

Lily even had Mikalia describe him as such:

"...bring a vibrator."

Keep in mind that not only is Astarion a victim of mental and SEXUAL ABUSE, but that Hunter is also a CHILD.

super tempted to make a whole long mega post about how much I hate Lily's comparison of Astarion to Kylo Ren of all people. like, that is just profoundly wrong on so many levels I can't even function

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Lily, shut up.

Delicious In Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi isn't "crap", It's good. It has fantastic world-building, endearing lead characters you root for, a strong plot that starts off episodic but then becomes serialized AND rewards the viewer for paying attention. Plus, who could forget the GORGOUS food art?

You admitted barely even watch the series! You just dismissed it without giving a single chance because you think only stinky basement dwellers watch it and that if it isn't a cutesy, slice-of-life romantic comedy/dramedy then it's automatically "garbage".

Your precious slice-of-life Antarctica dramedy had plenty (if not more egregious) fanservice then DunMeshi yet you only go after the latter because you're a spiteful hipster who thinks hating every popular and beloved thing is a personality. Sorry but it isn't.

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Here is your daily reminder that Solid Lily has boasted about being a "better writer"/"better creator" then...

.Rebecca Sugar

.ND Stevenson

.Dana Terrace

.Rian Johnson

.Darron Nefcy

.Christie Golden

.Bryke

.David Gaider

.Dave Filoni

.Everyone at Larian Studios

.And many other industry veterans

She even lied about being a "highly sought-after writer" to just personally spite all of them. Yet here she is: Locked up in a run-down apartment block, only ever writing awful, incest coffeshop fanfiction.

Yes, you CAN laugh.

[lilyvalerieorchard]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

Catradora is NOT "toxic!"

Catradora does NOT "romanticize abuse!"

But most of all....

CATRADORA. IS. NOT. INCEST!!!

Then again, I know, straight from your mouth, that you barely watched any of She-Ra or other fantasy-adventure cartoons because of your own personal grudges against the creators so of course you have to lie about the creators being "Nazi sympathizers" and "incest-abuse fetishists".

Admit it, Lily. Deep down, you WANT Adora and Catra to be sisters just so you can justify your projection. Because let's face it, as I've said MANY times before, if they were sisters, you would ship them together non-stop...

...just like you do with Zuko and Azula.

Just like you do with Tai and Kari.

Just like you do Vi and Jinx.

Just like you do with the MC of Baldur's Gate 1/2 and their sister, Imoen.

Just like you do WITH YOUR OWN OCS.

Lily, shut up and keep your disgusting incest fantasies out of a wholesome, empowering hopepunk series FOR KIDS.

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Please, excuse me. I need the bathroom...I don't feel so good...

Your daily reminder that Lily openly ships siblings like Zuko and Azula together.

As shown in this very evident self-ask.To

Your eyes don't deceive you.

Lily admits that not only does she ship siblings like Zuko and Azula, Tai and Kari, Jinx and Vi and Andy and Leyley together but seeing the disturbing ways she references The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley, often as a shorthand for incest, it's very oblivious that she plays that game for sexual gratification. In other words: She only plays The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley to jerk off to the incest whilst imagining herself and Courtney as the main characters (in an incestuous relationship).

Lily, you're terrible at this.

To use one of Plastic Lily (@lillianvalorchard)'s masterpieces...

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Mikalia: Gee, Hon...Do you really want me to wear that pink wig and call you "dear sister?" I think that's kinda- Lily: I DIDN'T MARRY YOU FOR THINKING, MIKAY! NOW WEAR THAT WIG AND CALL ME "DEAR SISTER" OR I'LL CALL THE HYENAS!!! Mikalia: Yes, Missis L...

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Hmmm. I wonder what that makes Mikalia.

Just as promised...

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Wait, WHAT?

Lily....

Lily...

Breaking Bad is one of THIS generations greatest television series OF ALL TIME.

But since I know you so well and see how shallow you are, you never even watched it! Why? Because the people you hate enjoy it and that was enough for you to dismiss it as garbage sight unseen. After all, you openly admitted that barely, if never, watch any of the stuff you decided to hate on a whim.

First, it was Steven Universe. Then it was The Legend Of Korra. Then She-Ra. Then Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil. Then The Owl House. Then Avatar: The Last Airbender (yes, really). And now, it is Full Metal Alchemist, Baldur's Gate III, Dragon Age, Arcane and Breaking Bad. But here's the thing: It won't work. Not anymore. We know you're a disingenuous, hipster-snob who can't be bother to watch anything that isn't toddler faire. We know you have zero taste in anything. And for that, we will never let you turn the internet against good media ever again.

Everyone knows that you're not a "critic" or a "tastemaker", you're a petty, anti-art, anti-intellectual hack.

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Before all the other Liliys and I take time out for the festive season, we have an early Christmas gift to give all of you!

Here it is!

Marry Christmas to all and a happy new year!