mikaila-orchard
mikaila-orchard
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Here be the place I post all my silly content and ask for you to support my nonsense like the kind hearted souls I know you all are ^^
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mikaila-orchard 10 hours ago
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Fighter/Mages cannot wear armor, a Magus can freely wear light armor, as well as getting medium and heavy as they level, this is among other things.
A Fighter/Mage doesn't need armour, they have protective spells.
A class without restrictions isn't a class. You're just a player that hates making decisions.
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mikaila-orchard 12 hours ago
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There are plenty of niches that those classes do not cover, example, the Magus, a class that blends touch range spells and melee attacks in unison. The Alchemist, a self-buff focused bomb thrower, capable of making permanent changes to themselves, as well as making alchemical items cheaper and faster than any other class. The Summoner, who has a permanent summoned companion with a massive list of customization.
the Magus, a class that blends touch range spells and melee attacks in unison.
That's called a Fighter/Mage
The Alchemist, a self-buff focused bomb thrower
Anyone can apply self-buffs. Alchemist is not a class. You do not belong in adventuring party, you should be in town hawking potions.
The Summoner, who has a permanent summoned companion with a massive list of customization.
This is what the Warlock would be if WotC knew what they were doing.
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mikaila-orchard 13 hours ago
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List your OCs from freakiest kink to least freakiest kink
Niva - Platonic Handholding
Kestri - Platonic Handholding
Astri - Mental Domination
Anevay - Mental Domination
Sutanu - Demons. Demons everywhere
Aryana - Pet
Tolrah - Ice
Amorosa - Mechanics covered in grime
Iris - One Night Stands
Assana - Simp
Ellie - Demihumans
Kalaa - Vanilla
Ascentia - Vanilla
Kiera - Vanilla
Phyaun - Vanilla
Larissa - Vanilla
Lavi - Vanilla
Saige - Vanilla
Ykoma - None
Valithria - Sex Repulsed
Lev - Sex Repulsed
G - Sex Repulsed
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mikaila-orchard 13 hours ago
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Oh trans girl of the Tumblr, what is your wisdom?
Never trust anyone who calls it an "app" instead of a "website."
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mikaila-orchard 13 hours ago
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mikaila-orchard 13 hours ago
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Ah the internet. A place where you can say the most intentionally nonsensical thing, like, "Every frog on earth is a practicing Episcopalian," and someone, somewhere, will take that as a genuine reason to hate you
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mikaila-orchard 14 hours ago
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Stray Gods - Summerfall Studios
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on survival
-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits
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mikaila-orchard 14 hours ago
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you'd think that having her eggs frozen and then used by her mother to impregnate her sister to have a daughter that doesn't know she's her daughter would be one of the most bizarre things to happen in Kathryn Janeway's life but it's not even in the top 5
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mikaila-orchard 16 hours ago
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youtube
THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED?? OMG? (obvs i knew abt the game i mean. NOT FOR RN)
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sure sy...
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Also she looks so proud of herself for that 馃槶 girl achieveing her candy life goals
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AND LOOK AT MY BOY <33
thw style is so prettiiie, cant wait for more om halloween omgg i live them all
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mikaila-orchard 17 hours ago
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Average Voyager Episode:
Seven of Nine and the Doctor are autistic in a corner together trying to figure out human behaviour
Tuvok powerwalks away from Neelix who is chasing after him down a hallway
Janeway has to make an impossible ethical dilemma and ends up pulling the lever on the trolley problem and blowing up another ship
Chakotay interacts with an indigenous alien species while pan pipes play in the background (cringe)
Icheb panics and thinks that B'Elanna is inviting him to join the polycule with Tom and Harry
Kes develops psychic powers that allow her to travel through space time
Q is watching the whole thing while cuntily eating popcorn
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mikaila-orchard 17 hours ago
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Source: Yotsuba&! | 銈堛仱銇般仺!
by Kiyohiko Azuma
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mikaila-orchard 18 hours ago
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reblog if you grew up being a PBS kid 馃ス
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mikaila-orchard 23 hours ago
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what if janeway had whatsapp 馃
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mikaila-orchard 2 days ago
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馃敟 Star Trek
I'm....not that big of a Star Trek fan to give much of an opinion on it馃槄
I'll say, I definitely find a lot of clips I do watch humorous. And when compared to Star Wars I can see how it separated itself from it
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mikaila-orchard 2 days ago
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People don't want to seem superficial or vanilla for playing the conventionally attractive Vampires, but at the same time they don't want to not play as a conventionally attractive Vampire. People will say they wanna play as the monstrous masquerade breaking sewer gremlin who has to hide because it sounds like the correct way to play. It's not what they actually want. Social desirability bias is very much a thing
my vtm toxic trait is i haaate the concept of "pretty" nosferatu. the second their hideousness is downgraded to "they smell a little bad and take a social penalty for it", "so beautiful it's uncanny", "their face looks normal but it's completely still, so it's toootally unnerving".... i know requiem and V5 lean into this concept but what can i say? i'm a child of revised. why play a monstrous masquerade-breaking sewer gremlin who has to hide if you don't want to play a monstrous masquerade-breaking sewer gremlin who has to hide. 馃槓
someone on the subreddit said bertram tung from vtmb was TOO MUCH aksfhsjshshs. some of you are weak and will not survive the winter nictuku.
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mikaila-orchard 2 days ago
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Beat dmc 3 and 4 a while ago and was wondering if I should get the reboot or 5 first
Play the reboot next, recognize where it differs from the previous games and then you can appreciate how many ideas from the reboot were incorporated into 5
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mikaila-orchard 2 days ago
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