#dark time dinner

[kuhulua]

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[llamagoddessofficial]

In the diver au, do the sirens still come to see MC even when she isn't diving? Asking because I am terrified of SCUBA diving

Dw anon, as someone who actively enjoys scuba diving I am ALSO afraid of scuba diving. Y'all will never catch my ass below 10m

Sans: He's careful not to appear too often. He doesn't want her to start suspecting he does little else but wait for her to return to him. But yes, he does sometimes come to see her, even when she has no plans to dive - sometimes she just likes to go out on a boat with her buddies, maybe to be their surface guy, maybe to fish, maybe just to hang out. Either way Sans will be there. He circles the boat, maybe even pulls up alongside it... he's always all smiles, all whistles. He likes playing tug-of-war. He tolerates the presences of her friends; Sans knows that humans never dive alone, and if her friends start disapproving of him or seeing him as aggressive she might not get in the water.

Sometimes, he returns lost items to her when he comes to the boat. Fumbled kit from previous dives. Most of the time it's genuinely lost stuff, but occasionally, he actively steals things from under her or her dive partners noses only to 'return' them later and gain favour. Her friends like him, they're none the wiser that he sees them purely as obstacles in the way of his beloved. He only has eyes for her.

Red: Of course he does. Diving or no diving, she's cute and he wants attention. He'll show up and circle the boat like the shark he is, laughs and non-serious shouts of "your boyfriend's here" go up from her buddies; if she doesn't go greet him when he surfaces he literally rocks the boat, aggressively bumping the hull until she relents and comes to interact with him. He always has such a smug look on his face. If he's seen one of her friends getting a bit too chummy with her recently he might only show up to target some harassment their way - kicking up water at them, snapping or deliberately tangling their fishing lines, or even pulling the line himself so the whole rod eventually goes flying into the water. (Of course, they're only getting that back if she asks)

He likes that she's more confident on a boat. In the water, she's mindful of the fact that it's his territory, but if he's misbehaving on the surface within arm's reach she'll reach out and smack him on the skull. Those whacks are the highlights of his week.

Skull: She never sees him when she's not diving.

But... that doesn't mean he's not there.

In the day, he lurks below the surface, below the boat whose hull and engine hum he's memorised. He listens to the muffled sounds of her laughter.

... And at night, he can be far, far closer than she realises.

[mmelolabelle]

My favourite lucemond dynamic is when they’re characterised as having very different reactions to committing ✨atrocities✨

Aemond: I am a monster. This is the price I pay for mine and my family’s ambitions and to keep the people I love safe. If I am to be called ‘evil’ by all men then so be it - let me be evil.

Lucerys: Idk man for me it was just ‘Tuesday’. Anyway—

[angelpuns]

Everything is very horrible today in an autistic meltdown kinda way so either I'll pop off and draw a lot or lay face down in bed doing nothing for several hours we'll just have to see

[pluvio-floret]

Ah, tragedy au (said like Dungeon Meshi. Winged Lion voice.)

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[amypihcs]

Where Watson finds a way to hug his love in front of a policeman!

Everyone and their cat, HELLO!

Here we are for the last chapter! Let's go let's go with the fourth and last callout of the book!

Ahi ahi, Holmes! Your husband is NOT happy with you!

And he's quite right, tbh! At least there's also another friend around! And one with almost your same sense of humor!

NOW, Lestrade ain't 'little'. He's eco-sized. It's you two that are too tall and too broad (respectively, holmes and watson), gentlemen!

Still. you all are armed! this is good!

OOOOKAY- almost everything is going as it should, WASIT NOT FOR THE FOG!

Holmes is going full aragorn, just for the record!

There's sir Henry... but there's something ELSE!

... I SHALL spare y'all technicolor dog!

But yeah, that, like a thousand times less goofy because granada goofied up stuff a lot (as much as we love them for it!)

These two husbands will fire together... If you know what i mean, they know each other so so well!

Watson is running, Holmes is running more, Lestrade has shorter legs, but we appreciate you short king! Watson is also gushing about his husband, as you do! and bem. Hound's dead.

Sir Henry's well, Brady can also raise the dead and Watson and Holmes are doing their deduction-flirt in front of both Lestrade and sir Henry!

Now kiddo goes home (and from there on a healing trip around the world with his boytoy DR MORTIMER) while we go finish this case!

Get inside the house, shock the butler half dead, there's someone in this room!

It's Mrs Stapleton! Thank god she's well. Well and quite willing to send her husband to hell.

Tbh i ship her and sir henry a lot! they'd be a nice couple, i believe! after tackling some trust issues ofc!

Good, clever girl! Now we need to tend to you as well, we'll see to HIM later!

-twelve hours later-

LET'S HAVE A STROLL IN THE MIRE!

Watson gets his occasion to hug his husband in front of lestrade and kindly scold him because mrs hudson will scold him MORE, and on to the island!

They find all their evidence, paint included, i REFUSE to beleive that mortimer's doggo's alsodead, granada knew what they were doing in making him liiiive.

And here we are! done with ACD's best holmes novel!

We'll see valley of fear's fever dream... later i suppose!

[voiider]

I think mayhaps that Batman should exclusively be a member of the Justice League Dark. He doesn't really like working with people but also sometimes John Constantine is like "You know Batsy, If you help me save the world by proxy it saves Gotham" So he does begrudgingly. But only sometimes when they need help with some things because he's like a very good detective and sometimes you need that! But also mostly I just want the rest of the Justice League to not believe that The Batman is real??

There's an issue that they need dealt with and they think it's a demon so they call Constantine and he's like "nah mate, this is just weird ritualistic sacrifices, I got a call to B-man on this one"

And Superman is like "haha The Batman isn't real... Right?" And then they meet him and he is very much real.

And Diana is all like "Oh Clark you silly, obviously The Batman is real" But internally she's like "holy shit The Batman is real???"

Green Arrow still doesn't believe it because he keeps missing any mission that The Batman happens to go on and he's like "If The Batman was real my best friend Brucie Wayne would have told me so. Brucey said that the Batman is just a scare tactic created by the Gotham Police department" So he's pretty sure that the rest of the Justice League is just playing a long practical joke against him specifically

[graveyardfullofstars]

[iamthekarmapolice]

oh no!! it’s 6 °C outside so i have to put on my big fluffy sweater and curl up on the sofa under a blanket with a hot cup of coffee while i scroll tumblr!!!!! this is so devastating!!!!! (sarcasm)

[divinekangaroo]

rewatching S6 in bits and pieces for current fic and ahhhhhhhhhh but the whole Jack, Diana, Mosley and Lizzie final dinner is so *viscerally* fucking satisfying on every sensory and intellectual and emotional level of consumption.

[goosin-around]

Wednesday Addams would love Regina Mills and I stand by that belief.

[machiavellian-sinner]

Who's Hozier? He's the kind of lover I'll never have because amongst all disappointments God only made one man

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

it's like. everything happens so much. it's all happening right now but at the same time nothing is happening whatsoever. it's a liminal space of an existence. it's slowly crushing me under the weight but when I look up there's nothing actually bearing down on me. there shouldn't be any weight. something is wrong but nothing has happened. I'm simultaneously overwhelmed and utterly bored. nothing is happening and maybe that's the everything that's happening. maybe the everything is the nothing. we aren't there yet but it's all so imminent. either everything is going to crash down or nothing is. I'm just waiting to figure out which.

[menkhu]

people are always like where'd menkhu go like. my friend. there were three people taking at once. what was i supposed to do. stay??

[yesmissnyx]

Oof, head is starting to hurt from staring at the screen.

Hopefully I will be able to pick up on DMs tomorrow again 😭

[leaf4e]

the urge to create but not enough energy. and other things i need to do