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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret
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Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.
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WE DON'T ROT WE LUXURIATE
#my spoonie ass had to do two different things yesterday AND had to do prep the day before#if getting out of bed feels miserable staying in bed shouldn't be the same
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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qotd bot impersonation update is a couple days ago i asked the server what roles they would have as a video game npcs and they all said they'd dispense useless trivia. the next day i asked for useless trivia and no one had any answers
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On page 322 of a book authors should not be allowed to reveal a characters hair colour. You missed your window. She already has a hair colour now and it's not this one
#YES THIS#i saw writing advice once that was like#you shouldn't describe your characters except in incidental snippets#something like don't say his eyes are blue! instead try something like saying when he smiles that his blue eyes sparkle!#that's some fanfic shit actually. that's for characters with established appearances.#descriptions don't have to be boring laundry lists of features they can say a lot about a character!#like is he wearing his dark hair neatly coiffed? or perhaps it looks like he's been putting off getting a haircut#if you don't give readers something to picture they're not gonna picture it the way you want#i think this problem stems from people taking the advice to avoid using the passive voice too literally?#a belief that describing characters means listing off features?#i am a firm believer that there are no hard rules in good writing and you gotta take all advice with a grain of salt#especially not using the passive voice and including the entire rant i just went on :)
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A New "Evil Island" Has Been Discovered in the Galapagos - And Yep, The Finches There Evolved to Kick Babies
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made you a bridge :)
i couldn’t think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle
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if you didn't want me to think about my blorbo while listening to your song why did you write a song about the specific situation my blorbo was in
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Goodnight.
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What's your favorite food to make??
that's a tough one! i have a fondness for making yeast breads that i don't often indulge because a family member doesn't eat gluten, so jumbo soft pretzels come to mind. i'm not the best at making them, i'm sure in part because i don't get much practice, but it's such a satisfying process and has such satisfying results, even if they end up messy.
also shoutout to this copycat milano recipe i made a couple weeks ago and have been fantasizing about making again ever since
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