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getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling
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this has to be the stupidest thing ive ever made
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so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana
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You're conducting an absorbing research.
Remember to go to sleep.
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RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public
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first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.
#i bought a narrow band green light therapy lamp online yesterday and the site knew my phone number#after i only gave them my email#they were like we'll text this number and you can confirm it to create an account!#no thank you :)#the company is called hooga#and the package shipped from a neighboring town so i'll be getting it today#unsettling
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My path was called “The Splinter”. For every ounce of truth I found, ten ounces of reason were lost.
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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
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heart shaped forget-me-nots
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i spent too long thinking about this...
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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
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anyone else have to like. gentle parent their moms about food. my mom is like “let’s be naughty and eat pizza” and i gently say “food is not inherently good or bad”
#YES OH MY GOD#“this is healthier; it has fewer calories”#actually i think people need to eat calories every day i think eating calories is healthy#and then i get told i'm too thin to have an opinion#as though that exempts me from having any personal experience with food
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