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i'm laughing a follow up on my previous post i got yet another email requesting my recipes
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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
#it's the twin characters for me 😔#also the characters who are sick with conviction seething with righteousness 😔#also the verbose upper class assholes with style who are comfortable in their stations but don't think of others as inherently lesser 😔
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my baking has been getting a Lot of praise lately so i wanted to share my biggest tip--get your recipes from those mommy blogs with the endless stories before the recipes start. no big name chefs, no brands, no aggregate sites. king arthur flour is an exception but tread carefully
#i also like using supercook to get ideas but i rarely use the recipes they link#friend texted me asking if she could pay me to make thanksgiving treats#and i don't wanna make her pay me for anything#but i texted back asking what kind of treats and she responded with a couple ideas#followed up by#and I M paying you#......i hadn't even said anything
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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.
#the other day i used the word scrip and my friend asked if it was something from legend of zelda#i don't even play loz games#(juice if ur reading this ilu)
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#a horror genre apologist? a corrupting influence recommending problematic media?#sorry you're just evil now#ty for all the recs btw
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i read the cutest reddit thread today where this 19 yo boy was “babysitting” his 15 yo little sister while his parents were away on vacation and she got this horrific period and needed to be taken to the ER.
and this sweet 19 yo boy was doing all he could to take care of her, giving her meds and water and then packing stuff up to go to the hospital once reddit was like “yeah if she’s soaking two tampons in an hour you should go” - but being only a little older than a child himself, he didn’t know what to pack, so he brought like three things, and one of them was SUNSCREEN.
lmao everyone on reddit was like “you’re a really good brother but sunscreen?? for the hospital??” lmao they are roasting him. also op’s sister changed his name in her phone to “spf” and their dad calls him “bananaboat” now. this guy is never living this down
(also his sister is ok and it turns out their family has some kind of genetic blood disorder)
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#huh#posts that make you realize it's been a while since you've felt worthless#like. i don't get paid for shit which doesn't help the self esteem but#there are people who value my company#quite a few actually#and people who appreciate the things i create#and that's worth something
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Japanese singer Hikaru Utada is non-binary and instead of using Mr. or Ms. as honorifics in english, they use Mys, short for “mystery”, which goes so hard actually
thats kickass
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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody
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THE DJ AT THE WEDDING WAS TAKING REQUESTS WE GOT THEM TO PLAY FINFIN COME AND SEE HIM
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