#dang it

[adinfernumadinfinitum]

NO. I said NO. Don’t make me biased about that fucker even before I started playing that damn game. I don’t want to be smitten with yet another villainous bitch man

thanks for cumming to my ted talk

[krayonimous]

BTS? I like them too. Dynamite is great, I like Spring Day, though. I like Spring Day, too!

[weevilsdaily]

“Thought I'd inform you of the existence of this”

i have been sent this by several people and if i had money he would be mine instantly

[ghost-bxrd]

Oooooo is the reason they found baby leviathan Jason so alone and starved because leviathans are solo creatures?

So when Jason is adopted he got these big oll eyes because

They’re all together???

They all form a school???

No fighting over food or territory???

No throwing the litter out when it’s big enough to fend for itself???

Huh???

Jason secretly really likes this development

Yes Leviathans are mostly solitary mers! And they’re largely a myth, too! So that’s why none of the bats clocked Jason as an abyssal mer. Much less a leviathan!

They don’t usually abandon their young at this age though, so something had to happen for Jason to be on his own. Especially so far away from the deep waters.

But Jason’s never seen a mer take care of offspring that aren’t their own. Much less form an entire school of non related mers that neither fight for dominance, nor for food. They even forgo their own meal to feed him.

And Bruce fights tooth and claw to protect the group! So does Dick! And they don’t even try to use Jason as bait even though he’s still small and new and not related to any of them!

So, a novel experience all around. Especially because these strange mer are super small in comparison to what Jason is used to. And super squishy. They get scratches from pointy rocks, for crying out loud. It kinda scares him how vulnerable they are. But he knows he’ll grow up big, so he’ll repay their kindness eventually.

For now he’s content to stay wrapped around Bruce’s tail, safe and protected. 🌊💚

[futuristicson]

[tanked-up]

Ghost “a man after my own heart” , Soap “you have a heart?” , Ghost “a cold one.”

CUE:

“Let’s worry about you, Johnny” Ghost

“I like you alive” Ghost

“JOHNNY, GET OUT OF THERE” Ghost

“Alright Johnny? You made it” Ghost

“I was on the run, Ghost waited for me” Soap

IN CONCLUSION..!

~I hope you rot Activision~

[backseatsoldier]

Your eyes slip closed.

*thunk*

Not even the sound disturbs you.

A gloved hand reaches down to retrieve your phone. With a sigh, the phone gets plugged in and quietly set down on your nightstand.

Your guardian tonight wears the face of the dead. Acts cold and can be a bit insensitive, but the dead aren't warm and they can't feel. Maybe that's why he wears such a mask?

You'd probably never know the reason behind the mask. He doesn't talk enough to share such information. But that's ok. At this point his silence is a comforting anchor in this chaotic life.

Dark brown eyes scan over your face as you sleep. You seem so... at peace, given the circumstances. He envies that - to be able to rest so soundly.

He also envies his best friend's ability to make you break into such true laughter for so long that you have tears rolling down your face. He envies "The Sunshine's", as you call him, warmth and ability to comfort you when you can't find peace. Even Cap - you seem to go to him when you're not entirely sure about something. As if Cap is more of an adult than you are.

The way you are with him, though? It's still a bit hesitant. Guarded, maybe. Yes, you give him sweet smiles that melt his heart a bit more each time he sees them. You're kind to him, of course, he doesn't think it's in your nature to be anything but kind.

Do you want to be closer to him? Do you want to sit and laugh with him, find comfort with him, and be able to go to him when something isn't quite within reach of your mind? Maybe...

He knows he wants that.

[abbeyofcyn]

Great, what's next....(1)

Masterpost

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[draco-after-dark]

Jellybean hair strikes again... I wanna eat it still

[smilesrobotlover]

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Part 6 :000 Rusl and Benji have a conversation.

Transcript:

Page 26:

Rusl: hm, seems like you’re the man.

Benji: huh?

Rusl: looks like you’re as lost as us! My name’s Rusl.

Benji: … Benji…

Rusl: nice to meet you! How can I ask you… why did you just attack a man in the woods?

Page 27:

Benji: well… look, I just needed information.

Rusl: so… you attacked me?

Benji: I needed to get information out of you SOMEHOW!

Benji: the other guy I talked to wasn’t very helpful.

Rusl: the other guy, right. That’s my friend you concussed.

Page 28:

Benji: … sorry

Rusl: *sigh* well, lucky you, you don’t gotta force anything outta me. You see, I think we’re all in the same boat.

Benji: what do you mean?

Rusl: well, I was out looking for my son when I found a blue portal in his home.

Page 29:

Rusl: when I went in, I found myself here surrounded by other men who were also searching for someone.

Rusl: I take it you were searching for someone before you found yourself in an unfamiliar world. Yes?

Benji: …yes…

Rusl: who?

Benji: …my son…

Rusl: heh, so we ARE in the same boat.

Benji: no. You don’t understand. I’m sure YOU’RE worried about YOUR son… but… MY son is…

Page 30:

Benji: my son is special…

Rusl: let me guess, he’s a hero of Hyrule?

Benji: … how did you know that?

Rusl: my son is also a hero of Hyrule. As is everyone else’s missing people.

Benji: wait, you lost me. How is that possible?

Benji: I thought there was only one hero?

Rusl: yes, but not across time! My theory is that we’re from different eras.

Benji: different ERAS?!

[artist-issues]

Hello, yes, it’s Halloween Week and I’d like to say one more time, here, because nobody wants to hear it elsewhere:

The death and darkness is part of the Story the Year Tells, and ignoring it is bad, but so is treating it like a good thing.

The only thing good about monsters, evil, death, and darkness, is that it all ends. But if we skip to “it’s gone,” then we miss the use we have in remembering it.

If you take the shark out of Jaws there’s no emotional climax when the main character says “I used to be afraid of the water.” If Scar doesn’t rule the Pridelands for a while, nobody cares that Simba’s coming back. If Sauron’s blanket of darkness hadn’t spread so far over Middle-Earth— if Gollum as a nasty grotesque character hadn’t existed because he’s “too scary” and “too dark”—or even if we’d seen less of him—then it wouldn’t mean as much when the good guys win. You wouldn’t care as much when Frodo is tempted by the Ring, because you’ve never seen how bad that can get, because you never got to see and dwell on Gollum, for a minute.

Halloween is the Gollum of The Story the Year Tells.

The spirit of it, the part where we remind ourselves darkness and monsters exist, but we don’t live in an UNHEALTHY obsession with them, has always been that.

The World goes “let’s make evil and monsters celebratory and awesome.” If the church goes “no we shouldn’t celebrate evil and monsters, we should totally ignore them instead!” then who is putting monsters and evil in their proper place?

Who is saying, “evil exists, monsters are real, we were once dead, we were once walking in darkness, we were once monsters, that’s why it’s SO AWESOME that we’re a new creation in Christ?”

Nobody. The world gets to go “there’s no such thing as evil, evil is actually a cooler version of good! Witches are neat, werewolves are awesome, and vampires are sexy!” And Christians get to go, “no there’s no such thing as evil, Christians don’t think about evil, the just think about pumpkins and hay bales.” But actually all you’re united in is ignoring evil.

God uses death as His do-boy. He uses dead imagery to describe parts of the salvation story. He allows decay and rot and skeletons and warping to happen, on some level, because He fixes it. And in the fixing, it shows off His character. If you pretend the darkness isn’t real or isn’t relevant, then the darkness doesn’t go away. It just gets to decide how it’s perceived. If there’s a werewolf in the room with you and you go, “I don’t do werewolves,” and turn your back guess what, it’s just going to eat you from behind.

Do what the ancient people did. Tell stories about the monsters as a cautionary tale, and describe how to get rid of them, because as dangerous as they are, ha ha, they don’t get to win.

We’re supposed to take the way the world has warped good instincts and un-warp them, not pretend they don’t exist.

So what I’m saying is, carve jack-o-lantern faces with your kids and talk about how the light shines through the dead thing. Dress them up as goblins and werewolves and then don’t let them have any candy until after they’ve taken the costumes off, and go, “see, you were once dead in your trespasses and sins, but now, in Christ, you are a new creation!” And then give em the candy. Write stories about monsters that get cured when they don’t deserve it, or monsters that are unstoppable by anything except pure sacrifice.

But don’t write out the monsters, that’s not your job.

Happy Halloween.

[cornflakepudding]

MJ-182 Fanart!! 👾🦎

Evil lizard >:P

TSSSS SSS SS TSS …. AAH- ….HAAAAH

[nerdycartoongal]

Cartoon series finales that have a time skip

[ghost-bxrd]

still hyperventilating a little thinking about the grave pretender sneak, Jason’s just so unbothered and cold, watching Bruce start digging up his grave with his bare hands, screaming for his son and Jason finally starts to realize “hmmm…. Mayhaps he was mildly upset by my death…”

Hehe yea, honestly can’t wait to show you guys the full fic 😩

Jason is a vindictive little shit here who resorts to psychological warfare. He wants to go home, but first he wants his family to hurt. Hurt the way he was hurting when he surfaced from the Pit and found out that he got “replaced” and remains unavenged to this day 🥺

Ngl tho I LOVE the mental image and angst of a hysterical Bruce trying to dig up Jason’s grave barehanded.

Hmmmm… now I gotta think of a fic where Jason deliberately buried a phone/receiver/comm in his grave and put it on speakerphone while he watches Bruce become progressively more frantic as he pretends his air is running out and…. Hmhmhmhm

[valiah-posts]

New Au in which Uzi can put Doll back into a worker drone body using the little code left of her.

But Doll loses most of her memories and Lizzy spends time with her to bring her back