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aerial-ace · 4 months ago

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sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

#rotomblr #Pokemon irl #pkmn irl #First post woop woop!!#There's nothing wrong with her or anything. She's just hella stupid #She can fly pretty damn well when she wants to #Also shout out to the 98 different hats in my room aha no I don't have a problem what do you mean 😁😁#tw unreality

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officialspec · 10 months ago

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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way-#OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

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puppypawbz · 4 months ago

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me when i see my most profitable customer

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lurukifennecfox · 2 months ago

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Paulina was walking home from her little self-care date~ when she noticed a familiar figure, she slowed, double checked to make sure it wasn't some random civilian, grinned and-

threw her knife!

Wes caught it, because of course he did cautious bastard. And yes she realises this now that fighting on the street was not the smartest move but it was a long time since she saw her friends from Amity and they got along fairly well with Weston.

So they had a good time, she managed to nip him on the cheek with her knife (after taking it back) he left her with a new bruise (it will be gone by tomorrow noon) and then they were both taken in by the police...

And now she has to explain why she did what she did to the GCPD and Ancients help probably Batman as soon as she gets back to her apartment. Who could've guessed that having a friendly brawl would be so taboo in Gotham? (who is she kidding of course it's suspicious it looked like they were trying to kill each other to any normal person!)

and she's not sure how much she should say!

#dpxdc #liminal amity park #amity parkers in gotham #Wes is laughing but he knows he's fucked too #Ghosts bond by fighting #liminals too #damn i want to read that #feel free to use #Wes is gonna call Danny to bail him out #Danny is somehow amused and not surprised #Paulina was having a good time until she didn't #because cops #paulina sanchez #wes weston #Wes figured bats's identities but keeps to himself #bats be bats #paulina has very pretty ornate knife #paulina does knife throwing

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ninjasmudge · 2 months ago

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insisting on accompanying lamb when they go to kill the bishops a second time just to be a vindictive mf

#love her tho damn shes allowed to be mean she was in prison for a million years #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #my art #she always looks a little mangy djjdmdn like yeah she dresses pretty nice but she is NOT neat

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months ago

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Why's your pirate girlfriend trying to kill you, Wade?

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ovaryacted · 5 days ago

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I watch Arcane for the plot.

The plot:

#arcane #ambessa medarda #mel medarda #sevika arcane #vi arcane #they’re all so pretty and cool to look at #Mel’s character design is just too damn good she’s so pretty #Ambessa makes me go fucking stupid #same with Sevika #the diversity in the show itself amongst the characters is so impressive I love it #I’d put Cait on here but she pissed me off sawry #I LOVE WOMEN!#I LOVE WOMEN WITH MUSCLES!

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spitedemon · 2 months ago

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i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.

i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.

#dragon age #yes i’ve seen john epler’s explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could ‘really do something with.’#and i understand what he’s saying and i’m curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but i’m still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldn’t be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also don’t really appreciate dev comments like ‘careful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific #ways to kill your faves teehee 🤭🤭’ like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghain’s inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him #again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ‘typical’ nonsense for this fandom it’s people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what #fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ‘damn it’s fucking upsetting that this excited replay i’ve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending i’ve been doing #for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.’#might as well tell someone to watch a let’s play of trespasser and that’s it.

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hercarisntyours · 2 months ago

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transformers go go is reviving me after transformers one tore my heart to shreds, taped it back together, put it in a kiln and threw it off a cliff where those pieces then get destroyed by corrosion and smashed into by a blind shark, WHY ARE THESE SO SOUL SUCKINGLY CUTE

#the damn fucking whiplash I got coming back from tfone bawling my eyes out going through grief and then seeing cutie patootie baby pies #collapsing from cuteness go go stuff. It requires medical attention I fear and by medical attention I mean therapy #BUMBLEBEE OH BUMBLEBEE MY CHILD im going to kidnap you and keep you in a tower #they're looking at bumblebee because look at the baby!!#ARIEL IS SO CUTE AND PRETTY I LOVE HER #the other two give me depression i can't talk about them rn #transformers #elita one #elita 1 #optimus prime #orion pax #d 16 #megatron #tf bumblebee #b 127 #transformers go! go!#transformers ariel #tf ariel #transformers one

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storytellerdannie · 2 months ago

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I can’t say it enough but I am so grateful everyday Dan finally started to embrace his curls. He truly has a devastating combination of curls, dimples, brown eyes, and freckles babygirl should come with a warning label, you are in terrible danger of acting like a simp for him

#seriously just one of those would be devastating but the combination of all of them on the same man???#dan howell stop being so damn pretty #dan howell #dan and phil #phan

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farshootergotme · 3 months ago

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Wait, how tf did I miss this.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #7

You're telling me Forever Evil happened in this universe? You're telling me SPYRAL happened in this universe? I'll have to hope that everything went down very differently because otherwise there's a lot to unpack there that clearly this comic isn't ready for.