#obvs that’s not exactly how the convo with J’onn went but

[frownyalfred]

dying at this comment on a tiktok about Bruce getting back at J’onn for reading his mind and figuring out his identity.

sure you might catch Bruce unawares once, but he’s gonna turn it around like “what am I thinking of now?” “a puppy?” “WRONG, I’m thinking of how to set you on fire, good luck trying that ever again.”

Clark peeked under the mask and thought he won, then Bruce raised the stakes and stalked him right back. literally broke into his house and waited for him with a smile.

this man has no idea how to lose. he just wins twice as hard the next round.