#dam jokes

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

[aria-upside-down]

The Dam jokes should not get me as much as they do, but I can't help laughing every damn time

[ronalda]

SPOILER ALERT!

The Sun and The Star. Chapter 36.

Literally in the middle of a crisis and Nico gets out his amazing sense of humor. #Damliveson!

[dagirlwhohatesidiots]

THank you

Netflix, thank you so dam much for putting that person in charge of the account.

[hpandcarbs]

The sun and the star is basically a published crackfic full of little nuggets for the readers and I’m here for it

[riordanverse-madness]

THE DAM JOKES ARE BACK Y'ALL

[fxiryeon]

*Y/N and Luke staring into each other’s eyes*

Percy: *Pops open a can of soda*

Luke: Percy what the hell man, Y/N and I were having a moment

Percy: And I’m having a dam coke

[caelanglang]

Wip Jail!

In light of the cover reveal for @bsdcafezine I thought I’d share my struggle for it xD

When I first jumped into this piece I kept reassuring myself that I had a cheat brush to help me with the light effects… but as seen in the vid that brush did not give the effect I wanted so I manually did the shadowing and worked on the light from there on orz hhhhhh

The rendering took a while idk why procreate sped it up so much 😂

My lineart process was all over the place,, I kept jumping between different characters orz

and yes I replaced Tecchou with Sigma because one of the contributors said their favorite was Sigma so I added them in instead,,, sorry for the lack of Hunting Dogs here TT

I struggled with choosing a font for the text too… only to resort to writing it o n my own lol

Thank you for watching!! <3

[aroaceleovaldez]

im really not a fan of Rick's recent trend of recycling bits of his writing that got a good reaction the first time and acting as if that's a valid substitute for. actually bothering to write something original a second time around. It's clearly just there as a callback and nothing more.

It's "Nico's rage exploded" and "Percy's rage exploded" with the exact same paragraph formatting. It's CoTG having titles like "My Singing Makes Things Worse, and Everyone Is Totally Shocked" (reference to TLO, when Percy says he thinks his singing would cause an avalanche) or "Pretty Much the Best Good-Night Kiss Ever" (reference to TLO "Pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time") or any other number of near word-for-word references to the first series. It's Nico calling Percy "seaweed brain" in Un Natale Mezzosangue (when Percy says in TTC that anybody but Annabeth calling him that is a major offense). It's Nico and Will falling into Tartarus in TSATS word-for-word referencing Percy and Annabeth in House of Hades, despite it not making any sense for their characters (and otherwise being written as Percabeth 2™). It's the show making huge changes but keeping random "fan-favorite references" (mostly overusing "seaweed brain" and "wise girl" and emphasizing percabeth) only because they're popular in-jokes and considering that a faithful enough adaptation to market it heavily as such. It's lazy writing.

And it's a disservice to the series and to the audience, because it clearly shows Rick doesn't have original ideas anymore (though given all his writing is heavily derivative to begin with, it begs the question how much was original in the first place and how much he has difficulty when he doesn't have a structured mythological plot to work from) and that there is an expectation that the audience will just sit down and accept that behavior hook-line-and-sinker. Everything recently is clearly such lip-service to the audience, either in retcons that are overt speaking-to-camera acknowledgements of things he's been criticized on or wink-wink-nudge-nudges of community in-jokes that have no business in the actual text (see: over-use of ship names in canon). Especially since Rick tends to be about 5 years behind on the fandom uptake. It's just so disappointing to see.

[queer-brainrot]

headcanon that after percy and jason pray to her, hestia blesses them with a child as reward for strengthening her hearth by uniting the greeks and romans. they name her ember and if you ran a dna test on her she would show up as both of theirs genetically. when she is first brought to camp half blood as an infant she's instantly claimed by hestia, who has happily stepped into more of a godmother role, but poseidon and zeus also claim her as a legacy by flashing their own, smaller symbols above her head. 9-year old estelle is ecstatic to be an aunt, sally and paul are thrilled to be grandparents, and percy and jason just love their little family so dam much

[nabesthetics]

So apparently we got a faint moment of the Arcana trending... almost exactly 3 years after the last route was done (the last route update was released mid-April 2021)

The ghost of the Arcana manifested to haunt us I think.

[cadaverousdecay]

call me a beaver dam the way i’m a dyke made of faggot material

[ilivingonmyway]

Wait a minute...

*Turns*

... *Look it back at the episodes names*

*Turns again*

... Dam.

[murasaki-cha]

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -The Titan's Curse. Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

PEAK HUMOR!! The dam joke never gets old oh man

[padfoot-lupin77]

It’s Mark of Athena

The 7 are arguing about wether they should save Nico in Rome, Hazel is upset that it’s even up to debate

Percy glances at Annabeth. She nods. They start clapping.

🎶“Oh golly…🎶

[elwoodallimann]

Headcanon that Thalia was wounded exactly ONCE while being on hunter duty and it was bc Percy made a Dam joke and Thalia felt the power of the Dam joke from the other side of Amercia and laughed so hard she choked and broke a rib