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The robins are always calm, cool, collected. This goes for all the Batkids, no matter what stage they are (robin, pre robin, post robin, alive from being dead robin) so imagine the utter fear, the horror every single member of the Justice League feels, literal gods and metas, when one of their composures snaps. Why? Because the Batman has gone missing.
#batman#batfam#we all know the classic#bruce snaps when one of his robins is hurt or missing etc#give me the reversal#give me dick flipping out when superman brings him back from a mission injured#even though thats his childhood hero he rips the alien a new one#give me red hood storming into the tower screaming obsceneties because bruce is late and hes never late#give me red robin stalking into a meeting room dealthy calm and demanding they give him all information on batmans last location#give me spoiler dropping from the ceiling vents onto the table#wrapping a rope around wonder womans neck as leverage#give me orphan appearing behind superman and shoving kryptonite into his side and refusing to remove it until they give her back her dad#give me barbara gordon hacking everyones phones so they cant do anything#give me feral robins who will do anything to get their batman back#batman and robin#batfamily#batkids
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You know for comedians, you're all a little out of touch.
HACKS Season 3, Episode 4 "Join the Club"
#tw homophobia#hacks hbo#deborah vance#tvfilmgifs#tvgifs#tvandfilm#lgbtsource#tvedit#so many things i wanted to gif from ep 3#AND THEN EPISODE 4 HAPPENED#so much to unpack here friends#this was so personal to her#even when ava asks if she was defending her#she redirects with a joke#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh#ALSO THE STUFF ABOUT HER DAD AFTER THE DJ EP#JPL LOVE LOVE LOVE TO DROP INFO THAT IMMEDIATELY RECONTEXTULIZES WHAT WE'RE BEING SHOWN#and just the way i have to keep reminding myself she went a YEAR without ava's influence#she is so cut off and cold to those around her especially dj#because ava was the one that challenged her to open up#ava is the catalyst#and with out her it was SAFE and she regressed#AND NOW SHE'S BACK#the way she simultaneously can't be vulnerable enough to say she was defending ava and cares about her#but also absolutely the INTERPRETATION for more is there#and i actually can't handle people acting like they KNOW it's difinitively not that
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Ya no se si me gusta pero..... Hm... Nature.
#moral orel#orel puppington#moral orel fanart#clay puppington#angela puppington#my art#Yeah it's “Mama” by MCR... I can't help myself man#fun fact my grandma from my dad's side is named “Angela” too so#yep#I'm so DAMN tired shoot me#I'd like to take this moment to thank my girlfriend Marn for helping me with art tips#aka letting me copy her beautiful art hacks I lov you honeyy#💙💙💙💙💙💙#I'm going to EAT this brush and texture AUGHGJJDOIRORJ B RJ rips my face off#speaking of which#I miss you sm.....#all you need is love !!!1!! all you need is loveeeee#jesus christ sorry I'm annoying I'm in love guys <3333#mcr lyrics#also I'm looking at you you know who who said something about his stance 😭😭😭#okay shutting up#only for my girl te amo !1!!!1#bro's mom turned into a chicken 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#yeah in spanish it sounds more romantic JAJAJAJJAjwkkeoeio4j3nneeio4i4k#moral orel makes me 😄🔫#I HATE CLAY'S HAIRLINE ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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I went to see the group SICK HACK from Bocchi the Rock! with my dad and he liked the concert so much he threw up money.
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Well, I guess that's true to a degree...
#youtube#tik tok#cat#Cats#Cat lover#Cat lovers#cat lady#Crazy cat lady#cats of tumblr#cat mom#cat dad#Kitty cat#Kitty#tabby cat#tabby#Abbey cat#Alley cat#Tom cat#Cute#Adorable#Tips#Tricks#life hacks#just a thought#remember#Pet#Pets#Pet lovers#Pet lover#Pet parent
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#shit post#hell is forever#creationism#life hacks#life journey#jokes#funny jokes#dad jokes#bad jokes#dumb jokes#humor#haha#memes#lol#lolz#send help#what the fuck#pls help
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One day I'll become able to reply to emails promptly instead of waiting until the last possible minute... one day.........
#i used a jokey tone but i get so paralysed and it's debilitating#woooooooo#replied to a thing i needed to though!! giving myself some chocolate as a reward#also worked out 2 days in a row after not doing so for months and months!!!#got a dumbbell set really discounted for black friday so i'm not dealing with only one of my dad's and it's helped get my motivation back#and since my sleep schedule + self motivation for cooking sucks i'm trying out meal replacement shakes (specifically huel)#and keeping the powder and shaker above my desk#and MAN is it useful as hell to be able to have a balanced 'meal' without even going downstairs. executive dysfunction/depression hack ig!!#i don't talk about my issues a lot on here but this stuff's positive so i wanted to share haha. breaking news op is a bit of a loser rn#a loser who's taking baby steps towards being less of one though!!#.txt
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Irondad fic ideas #114
Tony has many different nicknames for Peter, and he has programmed FRIDAY to use all of them
Peter is also prone to getting stopped by security and various other employees due to the fact that he looks completely grown up and like he belongs there thank you very much
This leads to a situation in which the many different corners of Stark Industries - after inquiring of FRIDAY their own versions of "who tf is this kid?" - all know him by different names
On one floor he's Roo. On another, Crockett. Mr. Parker. Bambino. Kid. Junior...the list goes on
This only becomes a problem when employees attempt to talk about their strange new...cryptid? boss? intern?... to each other
#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#who can come up with the most nicknames for peter challenge#new ones and classics#canon and fanon#unhinged additions that clearly have inside jokes and stories attached and when spoken to peter make him do the thousand yard stare#tony stark#peter parker#ironfam#stark industries#a sequel begs to be written as well#where peter hacks FRIDAY so she addresses tony exclusively by a rotating series of nicknames#all of which are clever and professional#obviously#including but not limited to:#mr. dad#tiny stank#dr. stank#shortest avenger#old man#father#if peter and FRIDAY come up with an algorithm to find the most embarrassing and hilarious combinations of nickname and situation what of it#untapped genre here people#irondad fic idea#fic idea#fic ideas#iron dad and spider son
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date insane men so that when ur kids ask for the dad lore they’ll get to tell their friends all ab how their daddy joined a cult fresh out of high school
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by the way if anyone can tell me what a good evil site to watch breaking bad is that would be nice. or if someone was willing to lend me their hulu i guess
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its important to go see a low stakes concert sometimes
#as in seeing someone in concert youre not an absolute nutbag about (as i have done this year and last year)#but last night me n my dad went and saw renaissance on their farewell tour#running on like 4 hours of sleep and seething to be at work right now#or rather i would be seething if i weren't so tired#new anger management hack: just get less sleep so your senses are dulled! anyway#funniest part of the night was the multiples times when my dad who is old was like 'everyone here is so old :/'#he was literally like 'if i ever get like these people just shoot me' LMAO#the concert was good i wouldn't call it like great or fantastic but such is the beauty of a low stakes concert#youre not living and dying on every song youre not singing along to everything youre just. enjoyin the show normally which is crazy#again as someone who has seen two bands (both bands two separate times and is seeing one of those bands a THIRD TIME soon) im crazy over#that experience is fun its bonkers and you definitely gotta do it for the bands youre crazy over. you gotta#but it was nice to just. have a regular time at a show#as far as the show itself there were a few little moments where things didnt go as smooth but that may have been bc it was the first show#and save for a few moments in some songs annie haslam knocked it out of the park she can still sing as insanely good as she used to#again some parts of songs were in a lower key? but most seemed to be the same and she was still hitting those bonkers high notes#so good for her. the band was pretty good but i felt they really only like all worked together well on a few songs#if that makes sense. but overall pretty good#and my anxieties about getting there and back were unfounded bc somehow it all worked. yay#our car service trip home was in a tesla i felt like i was gonna die the entire ride home lol#i am NEVER getting in one of those stupid cars again. big ass ipad as your dashboard this is insane???? im so scared???#anywho. old musicians are forever as ive been saying lately. and they really are#oh also we were at the town hall which is a nice small theater i was worried abt bein too far away but it's laid out really well#in that you're sure to get a pretty good view of the stage#it seems like half the size roughly of the beacon for whatever thats worth#OH i did see one dude somewhere in the audience with a sparks shirt so. hashtag represent#yet another concert report. yayyyyy#(im so tired)
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I love when crime shows have an episode on a plane because both my parents worked for airlines for a long time and I love telling them the plots and watching them go “That would NOT fucking happen”
#my mom hates the bones plane one#passenger in the oven#the criminal minds one with the planes being hacked into#nearly gave my dad a stroke#it makes me laugh so hard#castle#caskett#bones on fox#criminal minds
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Please stop trying to break my windows
#youtube#tik tok#cat#Cats#Cat lover#Cat lovers#crazy cat lady#cat lady#Cat mom#cat dad#cats of tumblr#kitty cat#kitty#Tabby cat#Tabby#Abbey cat#Alley cat#Tom cat#Cute#Adorable#Life hacks#Tip#Tips#Advice#Pet#Pets#Pet lovers#Pet lover#Pet parent#cute animals
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When someone hacks your account and gambles on the name... the odds were not in their favor...
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Found an old doodle that i never finished from back when i was playing fates
All these years later, figured it was finally time to finish what I started, Here's the redraw/finished doodle
#fire emblem fates#fire emblem#fe seigbert#fe soleil#redraw#fire emblem fanart#aashi doodles#can you guys guess who the parents are from the hair color ;DD#yeah this doodle was from after i found out abt the gay fates hack that was being made#xander just made such a fun dad for soleil gotta love a dad who makes his dtr run off screaming in embarrasment after wingmanning her date#fates was my first fe game so i hold some nostalgia for it#but literally every other fe game ive played ranks higher than it imo both gameplay and story were kinda errrrr#and not the kinda errrr that made me wanna do fanfic or something to fix the parts i didnt like just plain old ooofffff#glad the hack was made deffo the game is way better with it
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Tuvok’s Vulcan Facebook would just be plant growth progress reports, pictures of his kids and then massively reblogged Vulcan quotes like (picture of Surakian Texts) “This book will either keep you from illogic...or illogic will keep you from this book.”
#His kids are like daaaaaad no one'seven ON Vulcan facebook anymore.........#pulling from my own experience where whenever I did something mildly impressive in high school my mom would be so excited#and say she was gonna tell all her friends! mildly embarrassing but also a warm feeling <3#Vulcan facebook is notoriously difficult to use and signing up + liking a post is actually the beginniner hacking course in most#federation (non Vulcan majority) colleges. It's very old programming and nearly incomprehensible if you're not Vulcan#if you ARE Vulcan it's just mildly cumbersome. Unless you're above a certain age and then it's no problem at all.#Tuvok being the Vulcan version of the most normal suburban dad...it treats me right -nodnod-#st voyager#Tuvok
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