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just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM
they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.
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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized
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If you could have one Shakespeare play done by the Muppets what would it be?
obviously a Midsummer Night's Dream, can you imagine? Kermit as Oberon, Miss Piggy as Titania, the non-fae characters are played by the only humans, when Bottom is transformed he physically becomes a muppet, Puck is naturally Gonzo with bonus Rizzo
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Name: Squeaky Hinge
Pronouns: he/her/he/her
Likes: Squeaking
Dislikes: WD-40
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1. Complex - Zion.T, G-DRAGON
2. 2 Different Tears - Wonder Girls
3. Bad For You - The Steeldrivers
4. A-Yo - Lucy
5. Down In The Gulley - Brent Cobb
6. Sunshine - Cosmo Jarvis
7. Black Betty - Ram Jam
8. Lollipop (Candyman) - Aqua
9. HERO - MONSTA X
10. Nothing in This World - Paris Hilton
Judge not.
@lokitura @felicity-smoak-is-my-goddess @innerslumber @cinnamoncatnip @purple-amaranthe
🎵 rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people 🎵
U love u -Blackbear ft Tate McRae
We Hug Now -Sydney Rose
Down Bad (Explicit version) -Taylor Swift
Risk -Gracie Abrams
loml -Taylor Swift
Two things -Kelsea Ballerini
Note To Self -Jake Miller
You Were Mine -Forest Blakk
Maybe I Am -Fletcher
Someone Who Comes Back -Amanda Jordan
Pretty much sums up my life right now lolololol
Anyways, time to tag ten people.
@scruffylookingnerdherder
@lena-luthor-apologist
@stuckinthisdamnhellsite
@obliviouskara
@lenaluthorssuitcollection
@tedgruver69
@justkissme-snowly
@harleychick91
@rainbow-rebellion
@peachlicks79
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10
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PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK 2024 | Day 1 (July 29th): Favorite TV Shows
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Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ↳ 1x07 Murder In Montparnasse
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give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
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The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
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Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.
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