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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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I would say closer to 99.5% of women don’t like him but the point still stands.

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Swashbuckler!!! Yes! Imma get a sword!!

You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.

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You're punishing me now. You're right in front of me and I want to hold you like crazy. Can't you see I'm holding back?

I won't hold back anymore.

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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Overheard at the thrift store:

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*

Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.

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Love tumblr going down for 10 minutes and everyone on this site collectively going "they finally banned me."

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pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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People who subscribed after TWO posts and ONE fanart, this is for you 😔🫵

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This is my primary ds9 takeaway

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