#cw: urine

[avagarde]

The Urinal

[bonefall]

Hi there! I know you've made posts about warriors who have lost their sight and hearing, but would you have any ideas of how losing their sense of smell could affect a cat? I have to imagine it'd be a pretty big deal for a hunter or medicine cat

You know, you'd think it would primarily affect "tracking" skills, since as humans we tend to think of following scent trails and hunting down wild game, but the truth might shock you a little;

The first thing the other cats would notice is that the warrior is getting lost a lot.

When it comes to scents, the most important use that cats have for their sense of smell is navigating their territory. Through scent, they can tell the direction towards camp, exactly where they are in a territory, and if they're getting close to a border.

Most media (including WC itself) tends to depict scent like a floating, colorful "trail." A direct line leading you to the target, like this;

But this is actually not very accurate. You'd have to be dealing with a VERY stinky animal for this to be the case, like boar or elk.

Scent acts more like this;

It "collects" on solid objects the animal brushes past or intentionally marks, sometimes including the ground if they've lingered there. Newer brushes on the object have more of the scent particles present just as a matter of not having enough time for the odor to disperse. Think of it sort of like liquid; a "stale" scent is like an object that was soaked now simply being damp.

A warrior's "scent marking" is like a big stink bomb. It will make the entire area smell. Anyone who has been unfortunate enough to have an intact cat spray their house knows that it's not a dainty little spritz. It's STINKY.

To a cat though, the marks that are placed down by individuals and patrols give the entire area a sort of comforting "aroma." Because of the smell, they can perceive their home territory as if it's a map.

"Hub" areas have a stronger smell than "limnal" zones, and camp has its own unique scent. Just by combining these two things, you will always know EXACTLY where you are and how to find your way back to safety.

(Note; this is a major reason why I assert that blindness should be one of the least debilitating sensory disabilities for a warrior to have. Cats have a built in scratch-n-sniff RPG map.)

I mentioned in passing, earlier, that this is comforting. That's the second thing that would probably start to affect a warrior losing their sense of smell; it would be very common for them to start developing anxiety.

It's VERY unsettling for a cat to be in an unfamiliar place, and this is usually because nothing smells right! Providing the right pheromones is actually a way to treat anxiety, and this is the reason why you can often find a lost cat by putting one of their blankets outside. Pride aside, an elder might request more escorts outside of the camp simply as a matter of comfort once their nose isn't working so good.

For tracking itself, though-- in comparison to their Clanmates, hunters with a bad sense of smell would be bad at finding prey. Being a solitary hunter would become unfeasible.

The simple solution is that they shouldn't hunt alone. Just having one good tracker in the team to bring the party to big game could work fine. In WindClan in particular, they'd get put on lagomorph hunts very often (since 2 average-sized rabbits feeds a Clan for a day, let alone a hare).

For a Cleric, it would force them towards retirement.

Tracking down herbs is one thing; they could still be good at knowing where things grow, even with the added risk of getting lost. More importantly, MOST of a cat's health information is discerned through smelling their scent-- through their glands, their breath, and most importantly their scent marks. A Cleric who can't smell would start making inaccurate diagnoses.

And all of this doesn't even factor in how much communication is done through scent. When a cat bumps you with their head, "kisses" you with their teeth, or runs their side along you, that's them putting a mark on you. It's saying, "I want you to smell like me and I want to smell like you, because we're part of the same group!"

The important thing about that is that it is happening a dozen times a day with different Clanmates.

Rosetail demonstrates the point with some gossip: "Did you notice that Snowfur smells a lot less like Bluefur, lately? Yeah, she totally reeks like Thistleclaw. Since you smell like Thrushpelt, I feel comfortable sharing this with you; I don't think they're a good match at all... don't tell him I said that, though, even though he's my brother he would get really mad if he found out I thought that."

A warrior who can't scent will feel VERY socially isolated. There's an entire social network behind who you're marking, and being marked by.

In summary;

Scent has a massive role in navigation, for cats.

Cats who can't smell are at risk of getting lost easier.

Try not to think of scent like a "floating trail," but more like a series of odor marks on the objects the target has brushed up against.

Scent marks are STINKY, they make a whole area reek.

However, that's comforting to cats. Not being able to smell this has negative impacts on mental health.

It's the "tracking" part of prey and herb hunting that would become difficult.

Clerics who can't smell are liable to start making bad judgements.

Scent marking is part of the social fabric, and there is an important aspect to Clan dynamics that a cat who can't smell would lose out on.

[alyssalover67]

Daddy jimmy has been too rough with me lately. It has taken a toll on my mental health and physical health. He has been getting new toys everyday, each getting bigger and bigger. It really hurts, i can barely sit anymore. I don’t know how to tell daddy that i need a break, this kinky stuff is all he ever wants to do anymore. I have been thinking of going back to A*****. I know she was abusive but she still loved me. She was gentle. I think I still secretly love her still as-well. Daddy degrades me calling me a tranny, faggot, and sometimes even the n word. (Daddy jimmy isn’t black and neither am i.) He would hurt be so bad that we would go into debt from the hospital bills. If i leave him now, i will end up homeless because of the amount of debt i am in. I do not want to be in debt. Debt is a very bad thing. The crazier it is, the crazier my life will be. I just wanted to be a tiny little sex slave, and now… here i am. I feel like a kid again, even my biological dad was named jimmy. Jimmy would often beat me and my mother. I miss my mother. She was an awesome woman. Jimmy is bad, both my bio dad and sexy daddy jimmy. My bio dad would also do some things I would not like to say:(. My bio dad also had lots of debts from gambling to drugs. All of that was passed down to me. I have all the debt now, great. I bet A***** wouldn’t treat me like this, huh? I know she would yell and scream, even sometimes get rid of my new dragon dildos. At least A***** never beat me. She would never, she loved me so much. I dont know if i can handle myself without my mommies or daddy’s. Cant i just be someone’s little slave without being abused, beaten, and almost killed?.. do i deserve this. I just wanted to have fun and be someone’s little femboy. A femboy they would love, hold, fuck, kiss. Not a femboy who they would hit, slap, punch, and stab. I just want my mommy back, i wanna be in her lap, barking and being a little good boy like i was meant to be. I miss the old daddy Jimmy, back when he would give me aftercare and spongey cuddles. Daddy Jimmy never.

[realbeefman]

some of y’all clearly don't understand what it's like to avert your eyes when your friend starts changing in front of you and your heart starts pounding in your chest and you could say something, SHOULD say something, tell her to change her clothes in a different room and admit to this freakish attraction that you know she doesn't feel, ruin the friendship by coloring every moment of casual intimacy with the knowledge that you are a pervert who wants more, that you are a threat. you don’t say anything. and you look up and watch the pale expanse of her lower back from the corner of your eye as she pulls on a white blouse, and something lurches in your stomach and you laugh at the joke she just told even though you weren’t really listening to the set-up. later on you will feel sick and guilty and cry alone in a bed that feels empty, but for just a moment, you are laughing with a beautiful girl who loves you, and it doesn’t matter if it’s wrong

[goldstargloww]

are we going to talk about scar's (and maybe impulse's and skizz's and probably not but possibly grian's) bbq time stream a few days ago?

and how cursed it was? and quotable?

i have some quotes. i'm gonna put it under the cut because they're that cursed

grian: all i did was touch the beer and i just started peeing everywhere, that's not how barbecues work!

scar: i apologize for urinating on your leg, skizz

scar: grian, stop peeing on the bear

grian: scar sent us this, right, for context, he was like "guys we should play barbecue simulator", and we're like "alright", and i go to look at the reviews, and like the first ten are "we peed on burgers and then ate them" grian: you should just see the reviews, all of them are like "10/10, pee burger"

skizz: does anyone else's fire keep going out? scar: yeah you gotta keep it going! you want me to urinate on it?

scar: you can't pee on me and not expect me to pee on you, skizz. that's the rule. i don't make em skizz: i'm not sure you're aware of how arrogant i am. i pee on you, you don't pee on me, that's how it works

skizz: you know what? not only do i pee on you, i pee on you and you thank me

scar: IMPULSE! stop peeing on my condiments!

grian: ahhh, who's peeing on my eggs? oh its me im peeing, oh IM PEEING, OH, GO-

scar: come on guys, we'll pee on each other later

scar: (blowtorching a pizza) oh, look at this, look at this skizz: (starts peeing on the pizza) let me help you out there buddy, there ya go scar: (turns around) i'm tryna get a crispy pizza, not a soggy pizza, skizz, keep your urine to yourself.

skizz: i ate it, and then i started taking a piss on you, and then you killed me

grian: i'm gonna try and not pee on everyone

skizz: lemme help you out there, grian (peeing noises) grian: cheers, dude. it needed that extra flavor skizz: (laughing) grian: here, let me flip that so you can get the other side

grian: here, bear! take this chicken before skizz eats it or pees on it or both impulse: (laughing) or both skizz: (laughing) or both... impulse: at the same time skizz and impulse: (laughs harder)

[s0viet-gamer]

miscellaneous jimmy sketches (idk what to post)

[tankbredgrunt]

HYPER-SPECIFIC LISTS || 1/? VIDEO GAMES WITH A URINATE FUNCTION

--- Indigo Prophecy (Quantic Dream, 2005) Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude (High Voltage Software, 2004) Heavy Rain (Quantic Dream, 2010) Death Stranding (Kojima Productions, 2019)

[cartoonscientist]

LIVE FROM MY WALK TO THE DISCOUNT GROCERY: a McDonald’s cup ABSOLUTELY FULL OF PISS

[the-sleepydragon]

By sticks do you mean a pregnancy test or just something else?

"The pee stick!"

"The stick that tells me if I'm pregnant or not!"

"That thing!"

[trixanimations]

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

@pigeonsgrame2

Stage 1/Bonus?

Warning: Be warned that there maybe no actual urine in this video it can be mistaken as so. Please keep this in mind.

I just realized that each of these pranks are worst than the last. Like Venus this is devious, dang. Well this is the end of the ride. But I wonder who’s giving these three their “missions”?

[lotus-duckies]

the way they framed this to show the buckets are full of urine via "men pee while standing up" and i'm just sitting here like girl how did you manage to master Challenge Pissing TM

[alyssalover67]

Alvin? Who is that? I only know daddy jimmy:). I only know his huge cock:).

My face claim:

Daddy jimmy is making me post my baby dick:(… this is really embarrassing but, whatever daddy says goes. Sometimes he makes us switch roles, i dont know how to feel. I feel too small and weak to be dominant over daddy, and my dick cannot pleasure him like i want to, maybe i should get a strap on. This is really sus. He gets too sus at times like this. I dont like it. Stop. He is gonna see this. @mindlessselfindulgence

[e-m-p-error]

[ @hellcab LIKED For A Starter ]

[ Valentino ]

"The fuck do you think you're doing, pendejo?" Valentino's hand was fisted in the canine Sinner's hair, and he yanked their head back painfully as he snarled in their face. He had the woman on her stomach in the alleyway, one of his knees bent and his heel digging into her spine painfully. The way she was bent back was definitely uncomfortable, and that was the point, "Hija de puta, thinking you can steal from me! Me!?" (Asshole; Daughter of a bitch)

A gun was pulled from seemingly nowhere and placed against the back of her head. She whined, and a sudden scent of urine hit Valentino's good antenna. Instantly his wings unfurled to avoid getting wet, and he adjusted where he stood.

"Jodidamente asqueroso. Debería acabar contigo antes de que esto empeore." Rolling his eyes, the only indication of it being how his face moved, Valentino hunkered down behind her and yanked her head up even more by her hair. Her pained cry of agony fell on deaf antennae and Valentino wrapped his lower hands around her throat. (Fucking disgusting. I should finish you off before this gets any worse.)

With a snarl, he tightened his hands until he heard a sickening crunch, feeling her windpipe collapse beneath his hands and a few bones crack. Satisfied, but only for a second, he leveled the gun at the back of her head again as he took a few steps to the side. Firing into her body five times, he finally decided that she'd had enough, the blood pooling around her and splattered over his boots and calves enough to placate him.

Bending down, he rolled her over, digging into her vest pocket and pulling from it a wad of cash and a baggie filled with white powder. "Fucking cunt," He snapped, "Cheating me out of my fucking money." This would be a foul mood he'd be in all day. Finally turning and heading for the mouth of the alleyway, he glared when he caught sight of someone else who thought they'd be smart, just staring at him.

"The fuck are you lookin' at, gilipollas?" (Douchebag)

[brieflyinfatuated]

Not to put too fine a point on it but if I experience one more inconvenience today I'm going to start breaking femurs.

[devileaterjaek]

CONTENT WARNING: POSTAL

[seraphim-soulmate]

It's not that I wish I could stop the process of aging or make people live forever it's just that I wish it didn't have to suck so bad. It sucks that we're a product of our time, forced to live under the circumstances we're born under despite how important a life feels. A lifetime can genuinely just be pain and misery due to circumstances and it's so evil that not everyone gets a fair shot at the only chance they have. It hurts to see a loved one getting older and losing abilities and not knowing what you can do and also just hoping that you are doing the best you can to make their life manageable.