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i want the kpop bitches to come out already. like come on babes ik some of u Have to be gay. just like. announce it.
#kpop#twice#red velvet#like come on chaeyoung its all good#dont even worry abt it sana#lol#this is a joke#but also i am So Excited for when more idols come out#cuz like statistically#some of them gotta be queer yk#and they’re probably gonna come out eventually#rose girl#liss#lisa#like please#anyway#blackpink
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I hate men because today after years of my brother mocking me whenever I talk about something I’m well informed on by saying I did no research I finally told him how much it upsets me. So straight after he brought up my male assault statistics and called them fake before leaving.
#like wdym you think 80% of violent crimes being committed by men is a ‘fake statistic’ how would that be fake it’s based on the imprisonment#ratios!!! Males will always feign ignorance to defend their kind no matter how ‘kind’ and ‘good’ they are#justice to my youngest bro tho (I’m raising him w feminist beliefs as best I can so he can be as close to a real good man as possible) who#chased after him and started asking him if he heard they were fake on Reddit (moid bros fave place to say I get my facts from)#my youngest bro is still a moid and he has his misogynistic moments (mostly interrupting me/he’ll swim underwater when I talk as a norm)#but he’s NOWHERE near as bad as my other bro in how often and rudely he does this (my other bro also does other worse things whereas this is#all the lil guy does [I like to believe I can teach him to be a proper good guy even tho I probs cant])#but yeah fuck all men they’re all misogynists#some are better than others and maybe we can ‘fix’ them (but we shouldn’t have to- I only do this w my lil bro cuz I’m stuck with him NEVER#try this with a friend or bf who you can end the relationship with at any point)#but they’re all misogynistic in some way or another#sunni posts#radblr#radical feminism#radical feminist safe#radical feminists do interact#radical feminists please touch#radical feminists do touch#radical feminists please interact#radical feminist community#trans exclusionary radical feminism
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im being woody (jimmy solidarity) for halloween i love toy story (jimmy solidarity)
#i actually am being woody btw guys#and my best friend is being buzz aren't we iconic#one might say .. jimmy and joel#except she doesn't watch the life series or empires or anything sigh#my other halloween costume (bcuz i have two cuz im so cool like that😝) is timothee chalamet in his statistics yuh video#gonna print picture of his face and put it on my shirt while wearing a red cap and everything#isn't that soooo genius of me!#nya talks#hermitblr#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#empires smp#esmp#esmp2
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hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen
well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen
GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:
A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER
C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)
LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN
THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE
"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS
#byler#mike wheeler#like i truly need to stress this so much this is NOT mileven hate like this is putting any like feature or fact about their dynamic aside#they are children#and yes i know there are people who meet their partners when they're young kids childhood friends to lovers is a trope for a reason#but no one NO ONE (or at least statistically very few people cuz i know my ass was not)#is making for real love declarations at Fourteen (or Fifteen humor me)#and “oh rey then how can you ship lumax-” LUMAX HASNT SAID I LOVE YOU YET#LUMAX IS THE MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF AN EARLY TEENAGE ROMANCE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED SHOW BECAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO AWKWARD#AND ITS ADORABLE#AND THATS IT#THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED SINCE SEASON 2#YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??#BECAUSE THAT'S REALISTIC#BECAUSE THEY ARE KIDS AND KISSING IS GROSS#listen im not saying this with the intention that ohh kids are immature they dont know what true feelings are blah blah blah#kids have feelings no shit#but esPECIALLY when it comes to mileven it seems so goddamned performative#like it FEELS like they both just watched a bunch of romance movies and are now mimicking whatever they've seen the adults in those movies#(who are supposedly in love) do#like watch lucas's talk with max in the back of the like trailer thing where he tells her he wants her to stop pushing him away watch that#and then tell me mike's aMaZinG AnD drAmaTiC LOvE cONfESioN doesnt sound formulaic as fuck#like you wanna know how a teenager makes a love confession#they say smth emotionally vulnerable; want to die after saying the emotionally vulnerable thing; and then tell a shitty joke to salvage it#not “I don't know how to live without you. I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woods” no fucking teenager says that#and that is why lumax is as mr mclaughlin said himself: “real love”#damn i kinda cooked with the tags on this one#(also fun fact i learned that tumblr has a tag limit by making this post which is why half of the tags are at the 140 character limit)
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Just the way Shin Tsukimi’s “mask off” moment is him becoming increasingly frustrated to the point of having a nervous breakdown where all he can do is laugh maniacally because he’s so done with everyone acting so incompetent and not seeing things “as they are” (aka how he sees them) is just. Mwah chefs kiss hes just like me fr 😰
#yttd#shin tsukimi#like guys you just cant comprehend the ways in which we are the same guy#in the good ways and the bad ways#cuz like god this is exactly how id feel in the same situation literally exactly#it IS how i feel constantly and its an infuriating experience when its like#it feels like you hold the inherent truth like you see something no one else can and you try so fucking hard to explain it#you dumb it down as much as possible but no one will listen to you even though youre trying your best and so you just lose it#and you just sit on your high chair all alone cuz why bother talking when youre clearly the only competent one here#and its so real because shin is like. justified for the most part! he DOES know shit that no one else does!#no one can see how dangerous sara is or how stupid it is to put all this blind trust in her and he doesnt get that it makes no logical sense#but to everyone else sara is just a nice smart girl who wants to help so why wouldnt they trust her?#and hes just so like stuck in his ways about it and believes it so strongly and why wouldnt he? he knows the statistics#and he knows he himself is weak its all hes ever believed about himself#god like. that scene just means so much to me lol i relate so hard it hurts#and its hard to know when youre justified in your beliefs and when youre talking nonsense it all feels the same#and you dont WANT to be an ass you want to understand truly but you literally cant comprehend being that stupid#im so glad this character exists man
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Himeru, who has so many emotions like anger and envy in him that make him sick:
#even in romantic date when his brain starts making up game statistics in his life because he was frustrated with Not being able to#do the job perfectly#ohhh you are a very fucked up individual under that mask and call me tatsumi the way i loooove you#sorry sorry im normal about him i swear. sorry to anyone trying to awaken my interest in crazyb cuz it always boils down to how much im#interested in himeru#i like the others too but he does something to my brain that only a few other es characters manage
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Had a bizarre experience this week, where I thought “where are my keys?” And then I immediately pictured the last place where I had placed my keys, and then, when I went to that place, lo and behold, my keys were there.
#cyborg lifeblogging#this ever happened to anyone before ?#or is this what it’s like for most people?#cuz for me it’s usually more like. a heat map of locations where it is statistically likely for my keys to be
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one of my friends told me "it seems a lot of your design decisions when it comes to your ocs depends on whether or not it makes you laugh" and my answer to that is yes. and there is no better way
#TAGCEN#for example this is a lot funnier censored so im keeping it that way#cuz like cmon if i dont entertain myself then who will#anyway back in march i was musing about what chips parents would be like#and ive settled on ''rather average upper middle class but also just a little bit weird. and extremely passive aggressive''#they met in college and would bitch to each other bout how much they hated the TA for their statistics class & eventually bonded over that#so when two people have the foundation to their relationship be ''being snide gossipy bitches with each other''...#...and their son decides to make a sudden and nonsensical career shift............#... anyway the family had some pretty tense thanksgiving dinners for a while there. but they do eventually patch things back up#kind of a midground compared to taggart (great relationship with his family) and basil (abysmal relationship with his family)#samson is a total enigma. but ultimately he got a neutral-positive deal going on. just would never bring it up
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can any of u put a mild curse on my dad pls
#like nothing too bad cuz it would make things inconvenient but like. something#i have faith in u guys <3#one of u guys has to be some kinda wizard that’s just tumblr statistics
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seth was so fucking real for this I had to learn R for my degree and it fucking suuucked 😡😤
#we used it for statistical coding cuz theres a ton of handy packages for hyperspecific data processing#like I used it a ton in the course I did on phylogeny for mapping genomes + taxonomies + finding linked sections of alleles etc#and also for generating boring regular visual stuff like histograms for my final year project lol#i love how reference dense this book is there are so many little things I notice that im like hey! ik abt that!#but i imagine theres way way more that goes completely over my head... so impressive to be able to write like this goddamn#.diaries#exordia#hannibal ref a few pages later lmaoooo..#anyway who wanna talk math while being decontaminated naked. and we were both girls 😳#i did actually once forget i was in the middle of having sex bc i was too focused on talking abt math. chaya + li let me innnn
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#saw a post like rb and say if you know what the prev persons url is#thats fun but i want statistics.#cuz like ive thought about it its not really niche like at all. im just a curious guy#the kat goes meow
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@grimmseraph did the tumblr notes counter thing and showed me their results which made me want to check mine cuz it's been a while and I forgot what it was at last time and it's kinda funny to me because I did not realize I had so many personal posts or notes damb.
It was esp fun to see the differences in how we use the site !!
#i do post on the posting site#i know a lot of them from the early years were vent posts tho tbh cuz i lived in an abusive house#and all my bigger posts are fandom related#or and the other ones above like 10 notes are all just jokes with friends for the most part#but yeh it was interesting#this is genuinely just me sharing it cuz i thought it was neat statistics btw im not like ooh i have so many notes#im just autistic and think some types of stats are neat 83
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Letting duolingo get a monopoly on language learning was a mistake
#like i remember going to the library as a teen to get Spanish workbooks and there were plenty of options#now it's slim pickings cuz and its absolutely connected with the rise of duolingo#like that statistic that duolingo loves to flaunt how more Americans learn languages on duolingo than in the public school system isn'tcute#it's incredibly concerning that it's acceptable that more people learn language on an app that isn't even all that affective than in school#like it doesn't teach you about the culture#it doesn't allow you to tailor your learning to what you need to know for your personal situation#langblr
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"Everybody is a little autistic" not in an abelist, ignorant way.
"Everybody is a little autistic" in a HEAVY side eye way.
#like...#it seems statistically irregular#maybe im just an austim magnit or somethings#cuz i swear everyone i meet#autism#autism awareness#actually autistic
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you know when you've been writing long enough that you have developed an eye for knowing exactly what's wrong with your work but not the skill to be able to fix it? That's me with my career atm
#it's like. i know exactly what's wrong with this article but#i cannot even begin to fix it#it's a non issue im fine even if i flunk cuz i told everyone i probably would#(i baaaarely passed statistics in high school and thats bc that bitch man did not wanna see me again lmao)#but im like hm. i WANT to be better. at what i do.#insane feeling#psa newsmen still at large
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Lord knows I royally fucked up multiple times this semester and yet I prevailed
#🍾🙄#i forgot to submit a HUGE TASK which was gud for 25% 😭😭😭😭#I also forgot to submit the right version of my statistics exam which my lector mailed me and was like.... uhm ur file empty#i also thought i majorly fucked up a big exercise in my prototyping exam and rlly thought i was gonna fail#and not to mention my cad assignments which were also godawful 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i just cant believe it uknow now i can sleep a happy person#NOT new semester around the corner and theres so much to do 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#new project new problems 😭😭😭😭😭 LORD GIVE ME THE PATIENCE AND THE WILLPOWER#also i got a 7/20 for statistics LMFAOOOOOOOOO i knew i royally fucked up#i blame that exam for draining all my motivation and willpower cuz that was the first one and i as soon as i got out i was just like#the beta version that was online from last year WAS NOT AT ALL REPRESENTATIVE OF THAT EXAM he made it look so easy and i was like oh ok#and then i got the exam and i was like ??? 🧐🧐🧐 bitch what in the fuck
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