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Going to the dentist later. Got a rotated molar and my mouth is hurting so much. I’ve never been to the dentist outside of a routine checkup before, especially for something like this. I hope I don’t have to have it out. I’ll update later, but I’m honestly so scared rn.

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Hm, I have not posted anything for a while. Here, have some SCP: Secret Laboratory memes, free of charge.

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Okay, I don’t actually have anyone to tag, and I don’t usually get involved with real life stuff on my blog, but please, PLEASE, get as many people to see this as you can. I cannot stress how important this is, not just to me, but to basically all minors everywhere. Please reblog this, guys, this matters!

@trippin-chippin @meow70-marsmalow @cutebendy @hey-color-palettes @hellnahimout @rayjeff @imeggboi @justamuppet @justanechoflower-reblog @justladders and everyone else I follow. Please REBLOG so more people see this. (So sorry if you didn’t wanna be tagged but KOSA needs to be stopped-)

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Thank you to everyone who participated in this, this will be highly useful for writing a self-indulgent fanfic.

Need to know for a fanfic.

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“Dr. Iceberg needs more lore than the guy who kisses Gears. Such a great concept put to waste and the fandom emphasizes it with how much fetishization there is.”

— Submitted by Anon

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Need to know for a fanfic.

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Feeling too lazy to research the actual O5 Council, so I’m gonna make my own, including Mikell, but I’m gonna alter his personality because I can and fuck you. This entire blog is self-indulgent. Canon can be whatever I want. Fuck the system. Full Council list in a few days (Not including the Administrator because that’s a whole other can of worms that I don’t want to fish with.)

Also, fair warning. The SCP Foundation is my new hyperfixation. Already working on a design for O5-13. Prepare to see my blog entirely dedicated to the Foundation now.

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Dr Bright getting into trouble with the O5 Council over his various shenanigans, including the proposal of his penis as SCP-001 and claiming to have maps to all the Nazi Gold, immediately become 10 times funnier when you remember that Mikell’s O5-6.

He doesn’t even have to say anything.

Jack can just feel the brotherly disappointment.

But just because he doesn’t have to say anything doesn’t mean that he won’t. HC he’s the only O5 who can swear at Jack because the bonds of family are strong enough to overcome any sense of formality he may have held.

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Opinions on the Broodals? :3

Only just getting round to answering stuff, so sorry to keep you waiting! I didn’t like the Broodals at first, but they’re grown on me now. My favourites are Rango and Spewart, and since they have all the personality of cardboard in Odyssey, I like to give them my own. They’ll never replace the Koopalings in my eyes, but I still like them now. They have some serious potential as enemies as well, but I think Nintendo will just (sadly) discard them after Odyssey.

In short, I like them! They’re a solid 8/10 in my books!

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Where are your fanfics so I can read them ?

Just to warn you in advance, they’re poorly written, unfinished and cringey. That said, they’re on Wattpad under the username ‘LoveNikki4Life’. I have an AO3 account, but I only got it two days ago and have yet to write anything. My AO3 Name is Koopalings4Life, just like here. I’ll probably put them up for adoption (the Wattpad ones) since I’ll be moving platforms for good soon.

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Walking the street when you’re a maladapted daydreamer be like: 

Source video 

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Some Koopa family incorrect quotes Part 2:

Roy: You Gucci, bro?

Ludwig, staring at the wall emptily: Goodwill at best.

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Bowser, waking the kids up for training: Wake up, kids, the sun is rising!

Wendy, sleepily: What do you want us to do, photosynthesise? ———————————-

Larry: Hey, uh, are you okay?

Ludwig (leaving for a mission starving, dehydrated and on 30 minutes of sleep): I can see through time.

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Roy: Dammit, stop correcting me!

Iggy: Then stop being wrong!

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Ludwig: Okay, I’ve left notes with instructions on them for everyone whilst I’m gone.

Iggy: My one just says ‘Iggy, no.”.

Ludwig: I want you to apply it in every possible situation.

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Wendy (venting to Peach whilst on duty guarding her cell): Why do all the good people die?

Peach (trying to sound sympathetic): When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?

Wendy: The ugly ones.

Peach: Exac-wait, what?

Wendy: Ugly hoes don’t belong in my garden.

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Bowser Junior after Ludwig went missing: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Iggy (gesturing to himself and Morton): No, no, no, TWO idiots!

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Larry: Why should I make my bed if I’m just going to unmake it to sleep in it anyway?

Ludwig: Why should I bother feeding you if you’re just going to die anyway?

Larry:

Larry: I’ll go make my bed.

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Lemmy: I’m so sorry, Morton, but the results came in today…you have updog.

Morton: What ‘updog’?

Lemmy: LARRY! GET IN HERE, I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

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Ludwig: I’m a very mature person, I would always apologise if I’m wrong.

Wendy: I have never heard you apologise.

Ludwig: I’m never wrong.

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Wendy: Okay, so if you had to pick between Junior and all the money in my purse, which would you pick?

Junior: Wendy!

Iggy: Hm, depends. How much money is in your purse?

Junior: IGGY!

Wendy: 5 coins.

Iggy (without hesitation): I’ll take the coins.

Junior:

Junior: DAAAAD!!! ———————————-

Ludwig: Ace of Spades.

Lemmy: Go fish.

Larry (shaking): What game are we playing?

Roy: Spoons! (Throws cards down and grabs teaspoon from Ludwig’s mug)

Iggy: I summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

Wendy: What the Stars-

Morton: Uno.

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Junior: It feels like we’re missing something.

Kamek: An actual plan?

Iggy: A general sense of cohesion?

Morton: Teamwork?

Iggy: Also, Ludwig’s missing.

Junior: Okay, so yes to all of those.

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Roy: You’re stupid!

Ludwig: Well, you’re hopelessly idiotic!

Roy:

Roy: I don’t like your hair!

Larry (spectating): Oh sh!t, he really went there-

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I don’t care what gender you are or if you have none at all, ALWAYS reblog this! I cannot count the number of times I’ve nearly had a full-on breakdown because I’ve been forced to do things or go places that usually tax me physically and mentally ANYWAY whilst on my period, especially if the cramps are coming in full-force.

I don’t care how old this post is, people still need to see it.

i need to prove a point on my parents

please reblog this if you think that missing school because you're on ur period and you're not feeling well either physically or emotionally is completely valid

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Okay, but WHAT is happening with FNaF AO3?

Tw for censored mention of the word r*pe in paragraph 5.

Jesus Lord fuck! Why has everyone gone so fucking mad over the SB characters? Literally, SB is possibly the least canon of the canon games, and yet, I don’t see a single character up on the ‘most tagged character’ list-thingy that ISN’T William Afton from ANY other game! Remember the days when the top characters used to be William, Foxy, Bonnie, Golden Freddy, Springtrap, Puppet etc? What the hell happened to us?

Also, everything is a fucking reader insert. Like, don’t get me wrong, the insert fics have a big market, but I’d like to read something that’s ACTUALLY ABOUT FNAF AT SOME POINT, NOT YOUR MARY-SUE Y/N INSERT RELATIONSHIP WITH FUCKING SUN! Seriously, what is up with Sun and Moon’s fan base, Jesus Christ, I thought Foxy’s was toxic back in the old days, but he’s nothing compared to the horrors of the Sun/Moon fanbase.

ALSO ALSO, WHY IN THE NAME OF CAWTHON IS THE #9 SHIP MICHAEL X WILLIAM?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I KNOW OUR FANDOM US FUCKED UP, BUT THIS IS BAD EVEN BY OUR STANDARDS! INCEST IS NOT OKAY!!!

Why is there so much smut?!!? There’s, like, 10 characters that are both adults and made appearances before they died, otherwise it’s all just necrophiliac pedophilia! Please, I am BEGGING you, STOP. SHIPPING. WILLIAM. AND. THE. CHILDREN. PLEASE.

What is with all this Michael angst? I mean, his dad was an evil murderer, I get that, but in your eyes he’s basically Satan. Like, William would do a lot of things, but r**ing his own son is not one of them. Professionals have standards. By all means, write Michael Angston after C.C’s death, but there is just something so wrong about anything before that when there is nothing to indicate that Michael is horrible depressed BEFORE ‘87.

Jesus Christ, this is why Scott gave up on us. Look what we did to the fandom, we ruined everything. Reject modernity, embrace tradition. Bring back the old fandom.

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Hii, me again :•]

I know you write fanfics, but I don't know where to find you!

What platform do you use, and what handle?

Well, my main fanfiction account is on Wattpad under the username ‘LoveNikki4Life’, but I’ve largely given up on Wattpad. I might put some fics up for adoption, but I have over 80 drafts and its just a mess.

I might write some on here, and I’ll be joining AO3 on Tuesday (I hope) because I like their tagging system waaaay better than Wattpad’s. It’ll probably take a while to get the first fanfic out, though.

I mainly write either unbridled angst or borderline-crack, but my writing style is undergoing some changes so be prepared for a LOT of platonic fluff. My main fandoms right now are Super Mario and FNaF (mostly the Koopalings and Aftons respectively)

Please don’t go looking for my fanfiction, it is absolute drivel and I had no plan or plot whatsoever, also my writing is awful.

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Def you, bro. Canon Dave Miller is just so hard to look at, that’s why everyone gorgeous-ified his design in fanart. Canon Dave’s ears are nearly as bad to look at as Canon Scraptrap for real-

who did it better 💀

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What are some of your koopalings AUs? Or Super Mario AUs in general?

Ooh Boy, be prepared for a VERY long post on this.

War-Torn AU: One of my personal favourites, this AU takes place in a setting where the Mushroom Kingdom and Darklands have been at war for several years. Mario and Luigi are considered the best fighters in the Mushroom Kingdom and their personal duty is to protect Princess Peach, as well as trying to work out how to defeat Bowser. Bowser himself is the evil yet charismatic tyrant of Darklands, who wants nothing more than the Princess’s hand in marriage. The Koopalings are his most elite soldiers and his 7 army leaders…but they’re still just children.

Undercover AU: One of my Koopaling-centric ones, the Koopalings are a group of orphans sent to the Darklands under the orders of a neighbouring king, King Rohan II, and were adopted by Bowser after he finds the 7 children on the streets. Their mission was to infiltrate the royal family from the inside and take the throne away from Bowser and Bowser Jr. After unsuccessful assassination attempt after unsuccessful assassination attempt, it always ends with the. Sing forced to start an all-out revolution early. The question is, do they get forgiven or not? That’s the fun part to work out.

Haunted AU: I based this one on the 19-year long disappearance the Koopalings had from the mainstream games after Super Mario World and worked it into a fictional story. Basically, 19 years ago, Bowser’s adopted children, the Koopalings, went mysteriously missing and, not long after, their ghosts started haunting the castle. Boos were one thing, but just having the ghosts of your former children wandering the castle was too much for Bowser and his troops, so they left for a temporary alternative. This AU mainly revolves around Luigi being hired to ghost-hunt them and questioning his own morals the entire way along, as well as various scenarios that could have led to their death (AUs within AUs basically)

Reverse AU: Ah yes, the good ol’ Swapped AU as it is commonly known. The world stays roughly the same, but everyone’s personality is completely changed to be the canonical opposite. Therefore, you’d have Soft Bowser, Childish Ludwig, Austere Lemmy, Pacifist Roy (he’s great fun to write), Bully Iggy, Sweet Wendy, Smart Morton and Quiet Larry, all of whom are under the care of Idiotic Kamek. Oh, and don’t forget that Peach loves Bowser, Luigi is a fearless bad guy and Mario is constantly kidnapping Princess Peach.

Evil Mario AU: Let’s face it, most Super Mario fans have the token Evil Mario AU and I’m no exception. As someone who’s firmly on Team Bowser, it comes naturally to me to write Mario brutally beating up Bowser’s children and troops and trashing the Darklands as he goes, as well as him trying to coerce Peach to marry him and relentlessly bully Luigi. It comes in various amounts of extremism, but it’s very good for angst.

Human AU: The second typical AU, this is basically the same as mainline Mario except everyone is a human and I can make them hot. I’m a sucker for Human AUs and I’m not entirely sure why. I guess I mainly write this one because it gives me more to work with, like with outfits or injuries. ALSO, since they’re humans, it would be much easier to disguise themselves and go undercover in the Mushroom Kingdom 😈. This doesn’t have a lot of depth to it, but it doesn’t really need to, it’s just a little variation on normal Super Mario.

That’s all my main AUs. If anyone wants to suggest some more, I’d love to hear them. I think I might like AUs more than canon at this point because I can give people whatever personality I want.

Also, thanks for the ask! I love talking about my AU’s!