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New cryptid
Toby the Sapient Pig
#paranormal#cryptozoology#cryptids#cryptid#cryptid shitpost#toby the sapient pig#new cryptid dropped
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Emmet spotted in the Lumiose City Catacombs
#I was thinking that Emmet should be in Legends Z-A but doing something underground for his name to be a pun like Ingo's in Legend Arceus#And then I was reminded of the fact that there's just. Catacombs filled with human remains under Paris#so#Catacomb Cryptid Emmet#Sometimes I forget I lurk in fandoms so much but rarely post so uhhh yeah submas#pokemon#pkmn#pkmnart#pkmn fanart#submas#kudari#emmet#subway boss kudari#subway bosses#subway boss emmet#pokemon legends z-a#pokemon legends a z#pokemon black and white#pokemon meme#pokemon shitpost#shitpost art#legends z-a#pokemon legends za#pokemon bw#my art#my fanart#unova#art#digital art#digital fanart
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Yes, I like bsd. No, I cannot explain what’s going on for the life of me. There is a fidget spinner involved now.
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Harry and Kim are Mulder and Scully coded and I will not elaborate
#i've been thinking about xfiles disco elysium shitposts for days and finally got around to it#not the crossover anyone wanted but#couldn't stop comparing it to xfiles with the cryptid stuff towards the end lmaoo#disco elysium#disco elysium harry#disco elysium jean#disco elysium kim#disco elysium fanart#harry du bois#harry dubois#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#txf#fanart#art#sketch#procreate#digital art#xfiles
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lamb get your car
#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#narilamb#shitpost#cotl ratau#my art#mini comic#cotl comic#gave up by the time i got to speech bubbles LMAO#cryptid tries backgrounds??? real??
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BRUHHH!!!
Did you know that Slenderman can skate??? 👀🔥🛹
#Slenderman#funny#Shitpost#gif#Creepypasta#slendy#skateboard#cryptid#tumblr chaos#meme#silly#Creepypasta fandom#slenderverse#bastardcore#cryptidcore#chaos#tenor#tenor gif#slenderposting
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I feel that, inherently, my teeth should be sharper.
To match my vibe
#chaoscore#chaotic bastard#cryptidcore#gremlincore#crowcore#mosscore#witchcore#shitpost#haha funny#shitposting#creature#vampire#vampire aesthetic#vampcore#cryptid#weirdcore#sharp teeth#i love fangs
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Hot Girl Summer is over. Now it's time for Awkward Cryptid Autumn.
(Please don't stare, we're very shy)
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i am aware this would most likely never ever happen but can you imagine spock giving kirk a back/neck rub - as he so clearly expects - and accidentally vulcan pinching him. slumps. ah. i did not intend to do that. bridge goes silent. cap's down. someone douse him with water or something
#listen i KNOW spock is too calculated and precise for that but just IMAGINE FOR A SECOND#'my deepest apologies captain' whilst kirk is waking like a cryptid at 5am. frog blinking.#i KNOW spock would never let that happen BUT LISTENN#not equipped for rambling#spock gets too distracted by the colour warmth sensation feeling intuition that is kirks human mind n accidentally does it a little too har#shitposting#tos kirk#tos spock#spirk#james t kirk#kirk#spock#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#jim kirk#captain kirk#edit: spock with an arm across kirks chest and a hand gently pressed against his forehead so he doesnt fall over :]]#reflexes kick in QUICK#ofc he looks calm and neutral as ever but on the inside hes like aoughhh fuuuckkkk shiiittttt#did it by accident but the imagery is nice....holding him.....#ever so gingerly#kirk blinking awake like '...??'#'please accept my deepest apologies captain'#'...did you vulcan pinch me?'#'on complete accident i assure you. i began to...reminisce and utilised muscle memory. it shall not happen again.'#kirk whilst laughing: 'awfully roundabout way of saying you got distracted mr spock'#'...indeed. would-'#'oh nono no stay where you are. if you- wouldnt mind. that kink in my back- its still-'#'as you wish captain.'
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It's over. They're making cryptids get a job
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lily: so, did you kiss sirius?
remus: no, the moment wasn't right. look, this man could actually be my future husband, so i want our first kiss to be amazing.
mary: aww, that's so sweet. so you chickened out like a little bitch?
#source: bisexual-cryptid#this is giving#tattoo artist sirius black#au btw. remus is just a silly little smitten man#and the gc (peter mary lily) are Tired of it#lily evans#mary macdonald#remus lupin#remus lupin incorrect quotes#shitposts
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original photo by yours truly!
Zürich ritual, 05-11-24.
#sleep token#worshitposting#sleep token memes#fred's memes against the horrors™#vessy boy#vessel#vessel being vessel#adorable cryptid boi#vessel sleep token#text post meme#funny meme#shitposting is my passion
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These are the official genders btw:
• black cat with 3+ eyes
• fresno nightcrawler
• mothman
• [redacted]
• not deer
#cryptidcore#cryptid#cryptic#bastardcore#cursed#chaoscore#im literally a cryptid#shitpost#cryptids#crowcore#weirdcore#goblincore#mothman#cryptozoology#cryptidposting#trans#lgbt#genderfluid
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My favorite bit right now is to say "just like real life" in response to things that absolutely do not apply to real life
#cryptic#cryptid#cryptidcore#creepy#weirdcore#stupid joke#its funny to me#shitposting#shit post#shit posting#shitpost#funny jokes#cryptid core#cryptic core#eldrichcore#eldritch#dumb jokes#its so dumb
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I saw this pic of Ben afleck and had a vision. Someone with actual art skills pls feel free to make something with this
#batman family#Batman#shitpost#dunkin donuts#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#ben affleck#local cryptid spotted at the local Dunkin#more on page 5#batman comics
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Life wouldn't be the same without the little creatures
#haha funny#shitpost#shitposting#chaoscore#cryptidcore#gremlincore#crowcore#witchcore#mosscore#creature#cryptid#goblincore
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