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loserboyfriendrjl · 9 hours ago
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more sirius black headcanons (it’s the only thing i know how to write at this point)
his favourite season is winter and his favourite type of weather is cold (and preferably snowing)
sits with one leg bent on top of the other
has a black leather wallet in which he mostly has pictures of his friends. he keeps change around but never enough to actually do something with it
tall; you can always make out where is in a crowd
doesn’t like a lot of people (he has a very select few), but the people he likes, he is fiercely protective of and will protect with the cost of his life
does sudoku, puzzles and crosswords in his spare time, as a hobby. he also likes reading, and he picked up playing instruments (the drums/guitar)
a really good kisser
also really good at debating, he loves a confrontation
has a loud, contagious laugh, which is in opposition to his usual cold, cool demeanour
had a period when he picked at the skin of his fingers, around his nails, so much they bled, but eventually stopped doing it
cracks his knuckles, but specifically by bending the fingers he cracks and pushing down on them with his thumb
adventurous, to the point it borders on recklessness. he always needs something to do, something to have his mind set on
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loserboyfriendrjl · 9 hours ago
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smart sirius black headcanons to balance out the other people who feel the need to dumb him down to make remus intelligent (both can be intellectually cultivated!)
really good at debating and, if the class piques his interest, he will debate with anyone about anything. his favourite person to debate with is lily evans; he likes watching her rile up
stem person. he’s particularly good at maths
made up a lot of the spells that were used in creating the marauders’ map (both he and james were into spell-making)
extremely good at writing essays; most of them tend to be quite a bit over the required length and bring a lot additional information
however, he prefers the practical approach, and he’s extremely skilled, especially in casting spells and apparition (he was the first in their year to apparate, after a few lessons)
reads as a hobby
extremely talented at wandless and nonverbal magic. he had it mastered a long time before he was taught it, and he surprised his charms and defence against the dark arts teacher with the ease wandless and nonverbal magic came to him
horace slughorn tried to recruit him into the slug club, but he declined (he found the idea boring and unappealing, especially being around members of the society he disliked)
a particularly skilled duellist, even when he moves with grace and elegance through the battlefield
experimented with runes (both tattoos and on his wand) and charmed his wand so that only he could use it if he placed his fingers on it a certain way
charmed his bike (he made it bigger than it was before) and he did the work to make it fly
highly developed critical thinking skills
great strategist
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loserboyfriendrjl · 1 day ago
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Awh, thank you so much! You know, I’ve been in a bit of a slump writing it, and this might have just brought the spark back! Thank you so much for reccing it, I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Read this fanfic by @loserboyfriendrjl ! Loved it so much. Calm and measured storytelling, canon-compliant characterisation, the atmosphere of a summer road trip with four teenagers and Prongsfoot!!! Absolutely adore it 🫶
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loserboyfriendrjl · 4 days ago
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wolfstar studying except that it’s remus who is studying and sirius who just came there, lounging in a chair, to accompany remus
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loserboyfriendrjl · 5 days ago
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Also I forgot to tell you but James is most definitely a voyeur and gets off on watching his best mate fuck his wife
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loserboyfriendrjl · 5 days ago
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Thinking about J/S/L fucking but it’s married J and L and S who is on-and-off with R and whenever they inevitably break up S ends up and the Potters and it’s obvious S and L have that academical-rivals-turned-friend sexual tension whereas S and J have that best-friends-could-have-been-more sexual tension and it is SO obvious they want to fuck each other and then they actually fuck each other and morph into a ploycule. Good morning and good night
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loserboyfriendrjl · 8 days ago
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preppy boy Regulus headcanons
plays tennis and croquet for fun
loves to bring his girlfriend Dolores on the Black family sail boat trip in the summer and ski trips in the Alps in winter
has mastered the art of namedropping famous relatives (and ignoring the questions about his useless older brother)
got a horse as twelfth birthday present. is very scared of horses but can't let anyone know
loves to talk about how his parents have taught him the value of money and hard work from early ages, fails to mention that all of his summer jobs have been from family friends
writes columns on the school newspaper about his worries of degeneracy of current times and the dissapearence of their lifestyle
favorite subjects are history and economics, is particulary interested in military operations. can name few different tanks
wears a monogram ring
loves a charity event, it is a great opportunity to show what a good man he is
wrecks his first car while drunk driving
some style inspo
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loserboyfriendrjl · 8 days ago
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what is the point of reblogging a post stating your point when your point is the polar opposite of the op’s
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loserboyfriendrjl · 8 days ago
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“Sirius is high-maintenance” Sirius lived in Azkaban for thirteen years where he (most likely) had no self-care resources (considering how all the previous prisoners were said to look after they escaped) swam across the North Sea, wore filthy robes with matter hair down to his elbows and lived for a whole year in a cave, eating rats
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loserboyfriendrjl · 8 days ago
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sirius black did not escape the noble house of black out of his bedroom window. he walked straight out the front door, and slammed that shit behind him waking the whole house as a final fuck you…and i live by that
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loserboyfriendrjl · 9 days ago
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tumblr gotta add the vm feature too now that instagram’s voice notes can be longer than 1 minute now cause what the fuck do you mean i have to type things out instead of saying it. imagine we have tumblr vms and everyone started randomly singing on here
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loserboyfriendrjl · 9 days ago
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w and s come from the same cycle of a noble name. w and s were close, once. she would pick him up, in the rose garden, and kiss his temple, and show him the stars when o locked the door to his study; she showed him his family, painted of the night’s sky, and she would show him his namesake, burning brighter than any other. w cared about him, in her own strict, stern way, and he cared about her, too, somewhere deep within him. s was w’s favourite; determined, intelligent, charismatic, charming, and maybe, just maybe, her favouritism was rooted in her own desire to continue her noble dynasty, to prove herself better than everyone else. as an complex individual, s could, maybe, in another life, forgive her for not being the mother he needed, for not showing him the love he so desperately craved, for not loving him right, and forgive himself for loving her either way. as a son, he would always resent her.
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loserboyfriendrjl · 9 days ago
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im sorry for everyone who cannot listen to my instagram vms yall missing out fr
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loserboyfriendrjl · 9 days ago
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sirius aces all of his exams and evaluations naturally whereas regulus aces almost all with studying and existential dread every single time
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loserboyfriendrjl · 9 days ago
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with your helpful donations, we can make Regulus the prep he was meant to be
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loserboyfriendrjl · 10 days ago
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regulus was close when his time came, but he didn’t get it
in a modern au sirius bagged valedictorian. thought you should know
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loserboyfriendrjl · 10 days ago
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