#crunchy chip x clotted cream

[shakey-loves]

Requests Open!

You can request any WildClottedChip scenario with the base below(I either found this on Twitter or Pinterest, I can't remember 😔)

CLOSED- D3, D2

Pls send requests, I'm begging, I don't know which base to choose😓

[x-bilx-x]

The sillies

Choco Prince is fankid of Darkknight

Choco cream is fankid of Clottedchip

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (238/?)

[beepborpdoodledorp]

hehe cookie run ship cats 

(also Stardust)

[nightmyst14-blog]

Happy Pride Month everyone!! I hope everyone has a safe and fun June!! Everyone is safe and loved here on my account!!

To celebrate I brought some of my Cookie Headcanons for Pride Month!

Hope your day/night goes well!!!

[ryctone]

I don't even know man I had this idea for a while, I cannot explain it /lh

[pk-kai]

Hi everyone I brought cookies-

*trips and drops Highschool/College cookie run au*

MA COOKIES-

Anywho, I suppose some background info LOL.

Dark Cacao and Pure Vanilla are not married YET…they do know of each other’s existence (they’ve gone on date)

Pure Vanilla is the principal of the Highschool (I literally stole the Parfaedia Institute name for it, don’t judge me, and also don’t ask me for the college name I also don’t know)

Meanwhile, Dark Cacao works as a chef during the day, and a bartender at night. Yes he has two jobs, don’t come at me.

Dark Choco, Peppermint Bark and Knight all attend the Highschool, while Caramel Arrow, Crunchy Chip and Clotted Cream go to the College

Custard goes to whatever elementary school I make up-

Oh and then there’s this.

Tomfoolery…

(I’ve had this au cooked up for a year now and I’m just posting about it now.)

[the-killer-princess]

incorrect quotes centered around Affogato cookie

crunchy chip cookie: Time sensitive question how to flirt boy.

Dark cacao cookie: Throw rocks at him.

Caramel arrow cookie: Hot Dogs.

Affogato cookie: Kill him.

crunchy chip cookie: Thanks guys.

Dark cacao cookie: I am convinced crunchy chip cookie and Caramel arrow cookie share a brain cell.

Affogato cookie: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

crunchy chip cookie: Affogato cookie, I have a couple of words to say to you.

Clotted cream cookie: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”

Financier cookie: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

Financier cookie: Why do you look like that?

Clotted cream cookie, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Financier cookie: Like you’re dead.

Clotted cream cookie: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

crunchy chip cookie: Clotted cream cookie accidentally called Affogato cookie “babe” in front of everyone today.

Clotted cream cookie: *sobs into the floor*

Clotted cream cookie: I love you.

Affogato cookie: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Clotted cream cookie and Affogato cookie kiss passionately*

Financier cookie, to crunchy chip cookie: You owe me 20 dollars.

Caramel arrow cookie: so what is it like dating Affogato cookie?

Clotted cream cookie: well once he was angry with me and I asked him to bring me a glass of water,he brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

Caramel arrow cookie: …

Clotted cream cookie: I love him so much 

Caramel arrow cookie : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Affogato cookie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Cream unicorn cookie I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Affogato cookie, very much awake: Uh oh.

Caramel arrow cookie : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Affogato cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Cream unicorn cookie walks in*

Affogato cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Caramel arrow cookie , to Cream unicorn cookie: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Affogato cookie: *starts cackling*

Caramel arrow cookie : I do!

Affogato cookie: *laughs harder*

Caramel arrow cookie , knocking on the door: Affogato cookie, open up!

Affogato cookie: It all started when I was a kid.

Caramel arrow cookie : That’s not what I-

Cream unicorn cookie: Let them finish!

Caramel arrow cookie : ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Affogato cookie: I just wanna fucking marry Cream unicorn cookie!!

Affogato cookie: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

[thebuttmuncher]

LOOK WHAT MY BROTHER MADE????

PUT YOUR SOUND ON BTW☝️☝️

[cupcakestreets]

I just had a thought, and I need a second opinion.

Crunchy, Wildberry, and Clotted get married one day. How do the wedding rings work? Do they each have one ring? Or they have a ring on each hand? Wildberry has a ring on his left hand and one on his right, for example?

First thank you for coming to me and here is my grand idea. When they are engaged Clotted Cream do offer them rings and they accept it, but they seem not as keen on the rings as they would like to be as they are concerned they will not be able to really wear it when they are doing their work in their respective kingdoms. Clotted Cream nods and ask for the rings back and tells them he will keep an eye on them until the union. Months later when they are getting married in the republic, Clotted Gifts them new improved rings and a magic candy. He has reforged the rings to where they can place their magic candies in them and they are fixed on to a necklace so they can were it under their armor. Crunchy Chip and Wildberry are amazed by their new gifts. Clotted Cream explains that he knows how hard they work for their kingdoms and shows his ring with his candy in it. He wants these rings to be a symbol of not only their union but the promise to stay strong and fight for what they want to love and protect. They wear their gifts proudly. Clotted wears both his engagement ring and the wedding band that the boys put on him during their wedding.

I hope this was helpful? I feel like I went on my own tangent here lol

[shakey-loves]

TMW your boyfriends borrow your clothes because they forgot to bring their own PJs

[emissaryofearthbreadofficial]

Probably a silly question but; does the first story with Mermaid!Meringue takes place before or after the events of Cookie Odyssey? And so how does Meri feel about the Odyssey gang...? Just curious ^^.

In short, the timeline of the Mermaid AU is that the Sugar Flare got Meri landed in the ocean at the end of the Dark Flour War (since PV never used the spell that trapped her in the moonstone), Sea Fairy gave her the blessings of a mermaid tail, she was found by the Gem Mermaid sisters right after, and by the time she was all grown up, Cookie Odyssey had already happened and her own story was ready to begin.

(BTW, that art at the end is by @veevz-drawz, or at least the characters were, the background was by me. Tysm for the help on that, boo~!)

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (134/?)

[beepborpdoodledorp]

this abomination I made has been sitting in my computer collecting dust for the past two weeks so if I need to look at it then so do you 

[queen-rainy-love]

Trying this again because this was posted too early and I might as well get it done before Thanksgiving Break.

Again, thanks to @nightmyst14-blog for this inspiration. Let's try this again.

Set in my AU verse.

To Oyster: Mother taught me everything I know about the family business.

From Oyster: My darling pearl. One day, this House will be yours.

To Captain Caviar: Thank you so much for taking care of my mother and I. Better than my jam father.

From Captain Caviar: Even if we ain't jam related, you are my daughter.

To Black Pearl: While I'm looking for your pearl, stop threatening father and innocent Cookies!

From Black Pearl: My little pearl, you are the princess of the Duskgloom Sea.

To Abyss Monarch: There's underwater cities!? What is it like?

From Abyss Monarch: I'm proud to call you as my step-granddaughter. I also apologize for Electric Eel.

To Peppermint: I love your stories. It's like I'm there.

From Peppermint: Thank you for giving me a new home. Let's talk with the sea again.

To Squid Ink: I think I found some shines you might like. Which one do you like the most?

From Squid Ink: Kind...like sister...

To Puffer: You're such a ball of energy that you could give the Pearl Soldiers a run for their money.

From Puffer: You have to teach me how to climb up to the chandelier!!

To Sorbet Shark: No more pirate ships! They're nothing but trouble!

From Sorbet Shark: Ooooo Ooooo!

To Clotted Cream: We made some promises as children that need to come true!

From Clotted Cream: My dear childhood friend. We have a list that we need to get through.

To Wildberry: You better take care of Clotted for me!

From Wildberry: I've heard stories about you from Clotted Cream. Are you sure you're not a paladin?

To Red Velvet: You had a rough start with Clotted but you really are like a Cake Hound. Sweet.

From Red Velvet: I've heard you're good with a blade. Let me know if you ever want to train.

To Pastry: It's nice to see you doing well.

From Pastry: You...look familiar...

To Financier: You know it's fun to let lose every now and then.

From Financier: How you haven't got thrown in jail is beyond me.

To Candy Diver: Thanks for helping father during the Duskgloom Sea. But why are you completely covered?

From Candy Diver: *happy sounds*

To Crunchy Chip: I don't think I've met a Cookie who made me feel like this before.

From Crunchy Chip: You're strong like Cream Wolf. My equal.

To Braised Abalone: We're not our grandfathers. We don't need to go down this path.

From Braised Abalone: You and your family are cowards for what you did to my family.

I hope you guys enjoyed this super early relationship chart post about Bubble Pearl.

[missfraise]

Don't mess with the family