#pitaya that kills people

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (134/?)

[fan-coty-tourney]

ROUND 1 — TOURNEY A — LEFT SIDE — BRACKET 9

today is a new day!! sorry in advance if any match ups seem unfair, I generally try and pair cookies fairly in terms of popularity.. but l've also been out of touch w/the cookie run fandom for MONTHS. This matchup was just me going "people love twinks. okay twink meet nonbinary dragon now kill eachother"

Character Tags!! (Starting today, they will be simplified more!)

#Pitaya Dragon COTY

#Eclair COTY

[arandomexistantbeing]

So ... About that cookie run kingdom au I was thinking about ... Let's start ...

*clears throat*

... So basically , everything is upside down in this au . No body is truly kind , sweet or caring . There is no light Magic or dark Magic , there is no difference . The ancients cookies are all kings and queens exept for White Lilly Cookie , but the twist is that they're all mercyless people and each one of them have their own cruelty . The cookies of Darkness are no thing in that dimension, Gingerbrave and his friends are not alive ( maybe ) , and the relations between cookies are all different.

Here is a look for the ancients :

Dark Cacao Cookie

So first , he's a cold and heartless king . He never truly cares for his kingdom

The Dark Cacao Kingdom is a very cold place , so he basically lets his people die of cold.

He gets mad easily , and when he's not satisfied , he starts yelling constantly and rages .

When someone says something that upsets him , he executes them instantly . He doesn't care

Well for Dark Choco cookie ... He killed him ... " He is a disgrace and useless ... " . He mostly didn't want his son to take his place on the thrown...

Everyone is scared to upset the king , they all know the conseconses and they're not willing to suffer more than what they're already are

Hollyberry Cookie

Hollyberry Cookie is said to have waved her kingdom in the past , and this is why she became a queen and got the citizents' respect .

Something that I see for her in this au is that she made gladiators fights in the kingdom

Like every week , there will be a gladiators fight tournament where she makes multiple cookies fight each other to death and even get tigers inside the fighting scene .

And of course all the kingdom has to watch the fight and Hollyberry Cookie will laugh at the scenes while drinking alot of berry juice .

And what will have the last gladiator standing's price be ... *drums roll* ... They will have to fight Pitaya Dragon Cookie in his dragon form . The dragon became a slave of the queen's entertainment because she caught him .

But ... if the dragon is somehow weakened to a point where it can no longer fight . Hollyberry Cookie will have a great pleasure is jumping into the battle feild and fight the gladiator by herself .

And Princess Cookie didn't like her grandma's attitude , so she decided to run away from the kingdom . So she's living with Tiger Lilly Cookie in the jungle .

Golden Cheese Cookie

Golden Cheese Cookie's kingdom is based on encient Egypt. And Encient Egypt was also known for slavery.

So Golden Cheese Cookie treats everyone like slaves and at least half of the kingdom is enslaved

She keeps all the gold for herself

Everyone worships her like a Godess and praises her for some mercy

She is a very feared emperess

She is a very unfair person and her life , well being and priorities are always a priority

And when she's bored , she probably kilos people for fun

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Yes , this sweet and kind cookie always willing to help the weak ... Don't let this vision fool you . He's a very cruel person

Pure Vanilla Cookie has this kind of Idea of creating a perfect world that he's rulling by himself . And he's willing to destroy anything that he doesn't find fitting in his world.

Black Raisins Cookie works for Pure Vanilla Cookie but only to protect her village . They both made a deal , he would spare her village if she works for him .

He despise the other ancients cookies, but he keeps it secret and tries to keep a good relation with them and waits for the perfect moment to put his plans in order.

Pure Vanilla Cookie sends Black Raisins Cookie to kill people he finds unfitting in his world

Healways keeps his staf looking behind him , he's not fooled easily by words

White Lilly Cookie

White Lilly Cookie does not have a kingdom , but that doesn't mean she's not a danger.

She's very manipulative , she attracts people to do dangerous things for her and when she doesn't need them anymore , she throws them away .

But people can't get rid of her easily , she uses a kind of personal charm and the kind of kidness that comes out of her to keep people under to serve her

So her full lore isn't out yet but I can add that that's how she managed to put the fairies under her authority and make them at her service

Thank you for reading , I wrote this late at night ... So I might update it one time . Goodbye !

[optimusprime3000]

Pitaya: We'll kill anyone who getsss in our way!

Hollyberry: No, not kill anyone!

Pitaya: Kill a few people!

Hollyberry: Kill no people!

Pitaya: Kill one guy. One ssstupid guy who no one lovesss!

Hollyberry: Now you're just making it sad!

[sleepingdeath-light]

chubby s/o hcs ; pitaya dragon cookie

requested by ; anonymous (28/11/23)

fandom(s) ; cookie run

fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific

character(s) ; pitaya dragon cookie

outline ; “I’m feral for Pitaya dragon cookie but I haven’t seen him in a “x chubby reader” post I’m thirsty for him (aaaaauuuughhh)”

warning(s) ; some slightly suggestive bits, but mostly just fluff!

having a chubby partner is, to a dragon like pitaya, an incredibly appealing thing — not only is there more of you for them to dig their claws into, but you have the body of an ideal mate which makes you all the more likely to catch their attention (and to be paraded around in front of their fellow dragons as their prized treasure — something that they can observe and desire but never touch)

they’re even touchier with you than they would be otherwise, always having a clawed hand latched onto your waist or thigh when you’re sat with them on their throne just to emphasise that you’re taken to anyone who may see you — and if you happen to enjoy that possessive streak of theirs and lean into this behaviour then you’ll be quite heavily rewarded in private

they definitely encourage you to wear clothing that accentuates your body and will discourage you from hiding yourself in baggier outfits — they think you’re the most enchanting creature they’ve ever laid eyes upon and won’t hear anything to the contrary (not from outsiders, who they have no qualms about quickly silencing, or even from you)

they have been known to fall asleep with their head resting comfortably on wherever you’re the softest — be that your stomach, your thighs, or elsewhere — because they can’t help but drift off when they’re surrounded by your presence, your scent, your voice, and your touch (bonus points if you happen to be playing with their hair)

… just don’t bring that up around anyone else — especially not hollyberry cookie because she will never let them live that down and they have a reputation to uphold!

has killed people for making degrading or cruel remarks to or about you and would do it again without hesitation — they have no remorse about that and just see it as them fulfilling their duty as your mate

beyond all of that, your body type doesn’t really impact your relationship: they’re plenty strong enough to pick you up to carry you off (or even to fly with you in their arms) no matter how heavy you are, they still spoil you rotten with gold and jewels and clothes/armour in their colours, and they still get jealous and argumentative/snappy whenever someone is stealing your attention and focus away from them

[innovatorbunny]

by far the worst consequence of Kingdom was many people's insistence on misgendering certain cookies. i should be legally allowed to kill anyone who refers to Pitaya with he/him.

[rottenkadaver]

Royal Margarine Cookie's hand's are soft, but muscular and calloused at the same time. Small scar's littered from wear and tear he's experienced over the decades. Knuckles protruding slightly odd - a worn example of aging, the gentle hiss of burns and cuts from accident's and wounds long ago. Yet his palms still stay young despite all of the respire inside of him, outside of his control and willingness.

But Pitayas hands, nothing could compare or describe them. There rough, scratchy even. The claws that edge just at the tip of their fingertips, the scar's stacked over scar's like poker chips from battle's of old and new, there isn't one spot where a small - large, hard scar isn't present. Unkept, draconic - the same hand's that have been used to kill, to destroy and burn home's, cities - people to nothing but ashes of what they once we're. Each healed wound tells a now forgotten story, a firing example of the immortality dragon's possess.

Royal Margarine Cookie should fear them, cower and shake in the presence of the great greenish-red dragon. And yet, he clasps their hand like he is one of their own kin, a friend, a lover perhaps. He trace's his thumb over the scar's individually, not missing a spot on any. Silently retelling the legendary tales of the dragon who sits across from him. He's gentle, like Pitaya Dragon Cookie could break like glass - but they are practically unshakable in power to these lower life forms, there was no reason for Royal Margarine Cookie to do this, to do any of this for them, even after their identity was revealed. And yet, here they sit, slowly leaning into the touch they so 'horridly' loathed not so long ago. He would've been crumbled under their hands for that back then - but now they can't help but allow his own hand's to grasp their own in a gentle, yet firm and familiar grip Pitayas heart craved like the deep, harrowing sugar waters of the Lotus Palace.

It's stupid, it truly is.

They shouldn't be feeling this way, but they want more, they want to follow that Margarine to the end of earthbread itself ten times over, even if it means their feet might hurt, or the leg's they used to run and prance - kicking the rubble away from their nest get sore. Perhaps this is what they needed, their breathes syncing up with Royal Margarine's.

Oh my fucking god I just gave you a fanfic snippet what the fucj guys OLD PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BEING GAY!!!

I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING SND GOING INSANE ANS.

[beepborpdoodledorp]

so unfortunately being one of those people who jumped into cookie run when the hype train happened back in late 2021 (and happened to never get off), the only experience I had with Ovenbreak was playing for a few months primarily during the ghost lesbians event because I got sick of the gatekeeping against Kingdom-only players and wanted in on the Ovenbreak action despite not liking the gameplay loop that much, then *that* happening which completely killed any chance of me getting back into Ovenbreak after the fashion event briefly sparked my interest again, and in general really not being willing to sift through 6+ years of cutscenes just to understand the stories of a couple characters who’ve crossed over to Kingdom the only details I actually have on Pitaya through what Kingdom has shown me is A. they talk a lot of shit, B. they fight for shits and giggles, C. they hate Cookies despite having the word ‘Cookie’ in the name (Black Pearl got a lot from them clearly), and D. they and Hollyberry have possibly the weirdest sexual tension I’ve ever seen in any piece of media ever and also they have a very thinly veiled abandonment complex regarding her 

[abundanceoflol]

Hey can I show you a knight dragon au my is inspired by yours but it's a different storyline you see for mine knight cookie is kidnapped wa'll he and princess were on an adventure in the forest and taken to an icy mountain by snake cookie who basically put a spade shaped dragon stone on his chest turning him into an ice dragon he remained in the cell for months when one day longan appeared and killed snake cookie for scheming behind his back (longan woke up years prior to the events of the story) longan than saw knight cookie in the cell knight cookie was afraid that he would hurt him but longan freed him and told him that this place was now his (knights) lair to protect knight cookie then met the other dragons Pitaya, lychee, Ananas, lotus and Shiro Sifa Dragon (one of my OC's but this isn't the original her this is just the one in this au the original is for another day) and knight cookie became Akebi the ice dragon and he became cold his heart turning to ice he hords different types of clothes and banners to try and melt his empty ice cold heart.

(what happened with princess) when princess cookie realized knight cookie was gone she tried looking for him she found someone else instead she found her long lost sister the family was finally back together but knight was thought to have died 2 years later princess cookie is going through the market with white Choco cookie they then run into gingerbrave's group who are there to stop one of dark enchantress's schemes

And that's basically the story so far here's a picture for what Akebi's cookie form looks like. P.S the gem in the center is supposed to be a spade but they didn't have that in Gacha life 2 I'm not really good at drawing.

I'm honestly always so touched when people come up and shows off their ideas and it turns out Abundance of lol inspired them, thank you -Q

[the-cookies-of-darkness]

Choco: *curious baby

Knight looks around. "Where am I?" he huffs.

"In my cave." Bugtrap said. "I just want to tell you this. I spent a majority of the past, like, hundred years living as a cookie under the radar because Pitaya hurt me. Hurt me to the point where I almost died."

"And you still trust them enough to be on your island?" Knight questioned

"I believe people can change." Bugtrap said. "The only one of my siblings that would be hard to change is Longan, and honestly I think what Longan did was more unforgivable than getting too rough in a fight, remember that apocalypse where a buncha cookies turned into stone? That was them. They're the only one I wouldn't be mad if you hurt, but even then you'd have to get to them without getting yourself killed. The only other one I didn't trust is Lychee, but when they got sick, and even though they pretended to not want the care Pitaya offered, I could tell that they appreciated it."

Knight clenched his fists. "But you still knocked me out. How long can you keep acting so nice?"

"Here's the secret." Bugtrap said. "I'm not acting."

Knight groaned, clearly not believing Bugtrap.

"And if you don't believe me, ask people in that nearby Kingdom I lived in. The only acting I did was pretending to not be a dragon. I always thought cookies were to be treated as equals. Old Pitaya didn't believe me but ended up loving cookies, old Ananas said I had no pride but ended up basically adopting the whole mango tribe, Lotus turned down my offer to work in cooperation but ended up relying on cookies for their land, and Lychee saw you guys as nothing but toys but ended up being shown true will and actual love can break their twisted little spell." Bugtrap said

[dragonsofunity]

Mod Longan here, there are HORRIBLE war crimes being committed by Israel in Palestine. These poor people are being killed on mass and it's pure evil! Me and the other mods will not stay silent about this so we're helping to spread the word.

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Mod Pitaya. There's a sickening amount of heinous actions going on towards the Palenstine people. Some longtime sites are in full swing with the support of Israel's crimes. Spreading awareness in such serious issues are vital...

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Mod Lotus, I had been gone for quite some time but as I have been caught up on recent happenings, I.....am genuinely appalled by the horrific acts and war crimes. While it is best to stay safe, many others are not so lucky or fortunate, and the fact that these people are being mercilessly slaughtered for no good reason...it's not just appalling, it isn't just completely and utterly immoral, it's sickening that there are those out there who would do this to others for no good reason at all...It makes me feel sick! Spreading awareness is also for the best, as it is vital to be aware of such horrific issues...

[star-felled]

what if we just straight up like. made a fucking swsh cookie run au or something. for the sake of fun im not gonna bother trying to make it cr story canon compliant like At All because i dont even remember any of the shit that went down with rhem LOL.. i only have 3 properly settled on for now, being allister as squid ink, raihan as ananas dragon and piers as espresso .. piers is like, there might be a cookie that fits him better ?? but idk its been a WHILE since ive been into cookie run so i dont know any of the new ones from either games. and espresso just .. feels like piers to me?? i guess he probably COULD fit as licorice too (to some extent) but i think espresso just works better for him. feels more like piers to me. leon also feels like madeleine which wasnt intentional bc i didnt choose them based on shipping and ik espresso/madeleine is like . most popular ship for both of them (or at least was when i was in the fandom) but its completely coincidental i promise </3 i just went off Vibes and what Feels Right

mixing two of my special interests now this is DANGEROUS /silly

my analysis under the cut bc thisll be Long

hmmmm lets see . for starters i really like leon as madeleine overworked guy whos trying his best to protect people fits him well <3

piers ... im actually thinking either werewolf or red velvet ! very mentally ill and introverted but cares deeply about those around him

raihans a tough one ! id agree w ananas but raihans pride seems to mostly be for public appearances. im thinking royal margarine cookie —— connections to dragons as well as caring about his appearance, while having his pride be primarily a farce. that, or pitaya, due to their competitiveness !

i did a lil thinking on it and i REALLY like allister as pumpkin pie . introverted spooky child who likes fucking with people on halloween who also has a doll-like critter that can and will kill you

bede !! hes giving strawberry crepe kinda :) genius orphan child whos snarky and has temperment issues . post-opal he definitely ends up being more like clotted cream though like that man is EXACTLY how i imagine bede to grow up being ,,, though i think espresso also fits him and his idea of being flawless at what he does ! if to a lesser extent

i could go further and start to analyze the other characters and bring ovenbreak cookies into it . but ill spare your time /silly

[stargazeraldroth]

I have such a soft spot for the Dragon!Dark Cacao idea and I love it so much. I love seeing people’s different takes on it, regardless of whether or not it would in canon. I feel like Dark Cacao would be something of an outlier or outcast in the dragon community because, well, he threw hands with the Great Black & White Dragons (don’t remember their specific titles/names). I forget if the game says he killed them or not, but that could make for an interesting dynamic between him and other dragons.

This may or may not be relevant, but I feel like Hollyberry would be the first one to get over her shock. After all, she does seem to have some kind of frenemy dynamic with Pitaya. But it could make for some hilarious scenes for Dark Cacao to secretly be a dragon and be listening to Hollyberry talk about, say, Tea Knight Cookie or the Tea Leaf Order and their beef with dragons. Or it could be angsty, but I like the idea of uncomfortable silence much more.

Also I’ve noticed that a lot of people talk about Dark Cacao being a dragon or having some kind of connection to them, but they never say anything about Dark Choco. Personally, I think we should acknowledge the idea of Dragon!Dark Choco much more often. I wanna see my boy with some FANGS

So I’ve seen some people talk about how Dark Cacao might have some dragon blood in him, and I think it’d be funny if like, he fully understands Dragontongue (though whether or not he can speak it I’m not sure), and he’s always been able to just naturally, but nobody else knows he can, or nobody’s really noticed, and so he’s been under the impression that it’s just completely normal

Like at some point he and the other Ancients have encountered a dragon, and it’s speaking in their language, and Dark Cacao’s just answering what it’s saying like it’s nothing, and everyone else is like, “wait, you could speak Dragontongue this whole time???” and he’s like “??? Yes I can understand dragons? Can’t everyone??”, and after they explain it he’s like, “IT’S BEEN MILLENNIA AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A WEIRD THING?!”

Maybe this innate understanding of dragons could also extend to Dark Choco, I dunno

[nawnda]

1am is fireknight angst hours

[innovatorbunny]

Its always the nonbinary characters that get misgendered the most : (

((And most people dont know that the dragons have been confirmed related after a year still-))

pitaya in particular gets misgendered so fucking much and honestly im quite tired of it! lets kill

[rottenkadaver]

The first time Pitaya saw Royal Margarine shirtless they accidentally set an entire house on fire and had to lie their way out of jail 😭😭

Margarine was SO MAD and also flattered tbh but oh my GOD Pitaya you almost killed 12 people

BRO THEY CALL UP HOLLYBERRY IN JAIL LIKE "HEY SO I ACCIDENTALLY COMMITTED ARSON AND 'MY HUSBAND LOOKS HOT WITHOUT A SHIRT ON' ISN'T A VALID EXCUSE APPARENTLY WHAT DO I DO." IM CACKLING SO HARD