#Wildclotted

[queen-rainy-love]

Here are my headcanons on these characters. Some of you already knew about this but I did want to update it a bit.

I will say that I did mess up on Pastry. I worked on this a bit too fast. I meant to put Queer(?) for her. She's still learning a bit.

If you guys have any questions, my inbox is open.

[republicsglory]

2 years in kingdom ✦

odyssey being 2 years old is CRAAAAZY. happy 2 years of marriage to them ig Long live yuri /j

i wanna ramble Just a bit sorry. i don't think wildclotted is inherently as bad as the fandom portrays it, there is still room for their relationship to develop. though the unfortunate thing is people can't seem to behave either way and portray the ship in..strange ways.

no clotted isn't your uwu smol boy and wildberry isn't the big scary muscular bodyguard!! stop that!!

i think if given a chance, they could grow an interesting development. Shrugs. rant over eat my art boy

[shakey-loves]

Requests Open!

You can request any WildClottedChip scenario with the base below(I either found this on Twitter or Pinterest, I can't remember 😔)

CLOSED- D3, D2

Pls send requests, I'm begging, I don't know which base to choose😓

[beepborpdoodledorp]

'Clottcier doesn't work because there's no hints of it in canon, Financier protects Clotted Cream because it's her job, the ship doesn't make sense' neither does pairing Clotted Cream with either of the two men who show nothing but disdain for him throughout the entirety of Odyssey and threaten him with violence multiple times to get your Muscular Man™ x Femboy Twink™ kicks, but sure pairing Clotted Cream with one of the only people who actually likes him and has mutual respect for him doesn't make sense

[karol-chan-art]

*~°Introduction°~*

Hi! My name is Karol Chan, but please call me Karol!

I am a 20 year old Brazillian, Art is basically my Hobby at this point! Oh, I also love playing video games! I'm also Aromantic and a multishipper!

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A Hat in Time

Cookie Run

Genshin Impact

Omori

The Owl House

Demon Slayer

Minecraft

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*~°What I Draw°~*

I mostly draw Cookie Run fankids, ship art of my favorite ships/rarepairs and most importantly I do some Sprite Edits from time to time!

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*~°Favorite Pairs List°~*

TimeEnchantress(Timekeeper x Dark Enchantress)

DarkVelvet(Dark Choco x Red Velvet)

PolyChampions(Prune Juice x Kouign Amann x Capsaicin)

PureLonganFort(Pure Vanilla x Longan Dragon x Roguefort)

AffoMonarch(Affogato x Abyss Monarch)

GlitterDust(Shining Glitter x Stardust)

LotusHydrangea(Lotus Dragon x Hydrangea)

ElderCacao(Elder Faerie x Dark Cacao)

PruneSaicin(Prune Juice x Capsaicin)

DarkRasp(Dark Choco x Raspberry

CheesePearl(Golden Cheese x Black Pearl)

CaviarUni(Captain Caviar x Cream Unicorn)

CrunchyBurntVelvet(Crunchy Chip x Burnt Cheese x Red Velvet)

Moonlily(Moonlight x White Lily)

LinzerBrute(Linzer x Choco Werehound Brute/Schwarzwälder)

PastelStars(Pastel Meringue x Astronaut)

CrimsonDust(Crimson Coral x Stardust)

Licofait(Licorice x Parfait)

MillennialFrost(Millennial Tree x Frost Queen)

DarkHerb(Dark Choco x Herb)

CaraRaisin(Caramel Arrow x Black Raisin)

BlossomPome(Cherry Blossom x Pomegranate)

EspressLeine(Espresso x Madeleine)

HollyTaya(Hollberry x Pitaya Dragon)

PureCacao(Pure Vanilla x Dark Cacao)

TeaClair(Tea Knight x Eclair)

RogueMond(Roguefort x Almond)

WildClotted(Wildberry x Clotted Cream)

*~°Thank You for Your Time!°~*

[meggs-benedict]

brainrotting a lotta Clotted ships rn

Its a crime I don’t see enough WildClotted 😭😭😭

[queen-rainy-love]

Time for an Incorrect Quote!

Clotted Cream: Please Wildberry. No. I love you.

Wildberry: I'm sorry. I have to.

Clotted Cream: Wildberry, please! I'm begging you! After all we've been through together...

Wildberry: I'm sorry. *places a +4 card* Uno.

[queen-rainy-love]

Just a sneak peek on how the ships in this family are doing at the moment. I've had so much fun with the ships in this AU.

Smiling Red Velvet sprite made by comic creator Affogato_Cookie and happy Pastry sprite made by comic creator Snoynenia.

[shakey-loves]

Yeah, it looks like utter dog 💩. But I did the best I could

[shakey-loves]

The Berry Kids are always around their Papa! It's fun when he shows off how strong he is!

[shakey-loves]

TMW your boyfriends borrow your clothes because they forgot to bring their own PJs

[shakey-loves]

Looks like wearing clothes from your native homeland wasn't the best idea. At least Crunchy and Wildberry think Clotted's cute.

[shakey-loves]

Just sleeping with you guy friends. Nothing weird here

[queen-rainy-love]

Soooooooooooo... It's been a hot minute sine I've done WildClotted. And since it was Valentine's day yesterday... let's do a short story!!!

*The scene takes place outside of a familiar restaurant. Wildberry, dressed up, looked at his watch nervously. It was almost time and he didn't see Clotted Cream anywhere.*

Wildberry: (Where is he? Did something happen? Should I have met him at his house? Maybe I should-)

???: Wildberry!

*Wildberry turned around to see Clotted Cream, also dressed up, running straight to him. The consul ran straight into the knight's arms.*

Clotted Cream: I'm so sorry for being late! My family found out about our date and then they decided to get me dressed up.

Wildberry: Madeleine can be a bit...over dramatic with clothing.

Clotted Cream: It wasn't Madeleine or his siblings. I wish it was them.

Wildberry: Hm?

Clotted Cream: My parents found out.

Wildberry: Ah...How was it?

Clotted Cream: Not as bad...but I don't want to talk about it. I just want to focus on our date. *Smiles and pulls Wildberry into the restaurant.* I'm interested in what you have planned for us.

Wildberry: *smiles* Of course.

*As the couple goes inside the restaurant, a bush far behind them rustled. The heads of Madeleine, Clover, Knight, Custard III, Elder Custard, and Light Cream.*

Light Cream: Should we be doing this?

Madeleine: It's fine. We've done this before. We only got caught once.

Custard: And you know how to get in? Without getting spotted?

Clover: Well...We weren't able to get in...And...our parents found us first.

Custard III: We got close to the window!

Custard: Then we won't be able to see everything that happens.

Knight: Well-

White Lily: *appears out of nowhere* No.

*Everyone jumps*

Madeleine: Great Divine Light! Where did you come from?!

White Lily: Doesn't matter. All of you. *points to the opposite direction* March.

Custard: You can't-

White Lily: MARCH!

*Meanwhile, back in the restaurant, Clotted Cream and Wildberry were sitting at a table.*

Clotted Cream: It's very lovely that you were able to get a reservation at the same restaurant.

Wildberry: Well, *grabs Clotted Cream's hand* it's only fitting that we celebrate our one-year anniversary at the place that started it all.

*Clotted Cream blushed a bit before giving a small cheek kiss. As the date kept going, Clotted Cream noticed something was off with Wildberry. He was slightly distracted and he would squeeze his hand a bit hard. Something was off. After dinner, the couple went walking around the kingdom, Clotted Cream's arm hooked around Wildberry's.*

Clotted Cream: Wild...

Wildberry: Yes?

Clotted Cream: Is something bothering you?

Wildberry: What do you mean?

Clotted Cream: You're quieter than usual. Something going on.

*The two stopped walking. Clotted Cream looked up to see Wildberry furrowing his brows. That got Clotted Cream slightly nervous.*

Clotted Cream: I-is everything a-alright?

Wildberry: *notices the stuttering* Yes! Everything is fine. I just had a question for you and I just want to know your answer.

Clotted Cream: O-okay. What is it?

Wildberry: Well...*takes a deep breath* How do you feel about you and Custard Cream living with me and the strawberry kids?

Clotted Cream: W-what?

Wildberry: I noticed that you have been under a lot of stress when you leave the Cookie Kingdom and leave Custard Cream here. I know your extended family helps take care of him but I want to help too. And *kisses Clotted Cream's hand* it would be an honor to see you first thing in the morning whenever we're both here. So what do you say?

*Clotted Cream blushed and started to become a stuttering mess. While this was happening, Wildberry was trying to calm him down. After three minutes of trying to calm down, Clotted Cream took a deep breath.*

Clotted Cream: I would love to. And I would hope the Hollyberrian Prince wouldn't mind helping me and my little brother move in?

Wildberry: *smiles and pulls Clotted Cream close* Of course.

*The couple kissed under the moonlight.*

[beepborpdoodledorp]

I swear this isn’t just a result of months of my brain being rotted by wildchip and clottcier I’ve been confused by this since Odyssey’s initial release

[beepborpdoodledorp]

so I’m sure a lot of you noticed my drop in Clotted Cream content around the beginning of the year and if I’m gonna be honest shipping ruined Clotted Cream for me. I’ve ranted enough about how much shipping Clotted Cream with Wildberry or especially Crunchy Chip just infuriates me and while I know it’s completely irrational seeing such a nuanced and flawed character be reduced to a femboy twink with 0 distinguishable personality traits just. makes me sad. please start normalizing fandoms and even specific fans ruining characters and pieces of media for you because it happens way more than people make it out to