#crossover quotes

[randomincorrectquotes10]

Not really a quote, but a funny

[bluesincorrectquotes]

Harvest: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Recovering Solar: Thank you

Harvest: I didnt say that was a good thing

Recovering Solar: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[tumbler-town-incorrectquotes]

Papyru: I Like Writing On Walls. Frick You Lucia. ~Papyru

Lucia: Papyru, this is a door, not a wall. ~Regards, Lucia

Sage: Follow your dreams!

Traveler!Frisk: I literally only have nightmares.

Pappy: Question Everything.

Iris: Why?

Broken Fate!Chara: Yo girl, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

(That's a great line. But...)

Broken Fate!Frisk: Germany 1942.

(Broken Fate is Papyru's.)

[Ah.]

(Papyru, Lucia, Broken Fate!Chara, & Broken Fate Frisk - @the-excellent-papyru Sage - @sagehyperfixates Traveler!Frisk - @traveler-frisk Pappy & Iris - @the-amazing-iris)

[madmanwonder]

“You intrigued me. Your obvious nature mark you as slow yet your tactical brilliance and natural leadership mark you as a person of exceptional intelligence. Would you be mine?”

Ino Yamanaka to Jaune Arc

[zylev-blog]

Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.

Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.

Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?

Jazz: I am so glad you asked.

Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

James: there’s 206 bones in the human body

James: 207 if I’m watching the new Slytherin seeker

Sirius: what the fuck…

[the-b1ah]

Part 1 of you can’t bench me!

Context:

Phantom and Red Hood have now been seen patrolling together pretty frequently. Ever since Phantom was introduced to the batfam he also pops over to say hi to the others.

They haven’t seen him in a couple days but Red Hood doesn’t seem worried though he won’t answer anyones questions.

———

Phantom: I just wanted some ✨✨me time

Spoiler: BULLSHIT!

Red Robin: red hood def benched his ass to do school. Watch out he’s turning into B

Spoiler: ha! Soon we’ll catch hoodie running around in bat ears saying shit like “I am the night ”

———

RR to phantom: quit your school join my emo vigilante gang (young justice)

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Mastserlist! | The origin | part 2

[hello-eden]

Tim: Your friends with all of your rogues? 

Danny: Yes almost all why, are you not?

Jason & Dick: NO

Danny: Skill issue

[winterschild101]

NICO DI ANGELO AND LOKI CROSSOVER (the image was getting me too many likes for not my art so bye bye)

No but can you IMAGINE? The Riordan Norse counterparts meeting? Oh gods does anybody remember Thor in Riordan verse Marvel Thor is gonna die of embarrassment.

One random thing I feel like they both listen to Maneskin and they fangirled over it when they found out.

Nah bro them going to pride parades and stuff together too, aaaaaaah this is so awesome.

Loki: This stupid mortal is annoying

Nico: *sigh* that's Percy.

Loki: oh...that one.....

Loki: ....

Loki: PERCY NICO DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND YOU"RE ANNOYIN-

[randomincorrectquotes10]

Reiji: What in the world happened here?!

Yuma: In our defense...we were left unsupervised.

Reiji: Kolter was with you!

Yuga: He egged us on.

Kolter: In my defense who said I was adult supervision?

[bluesincorrectquotes]

Broken Solar: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

CtOS Solar: Okay, but in my defense, Lord Night bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Broken Solar: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[tumbler-town-incorrectquotes]

[If the was ever a major Main universe/Role-Swap au crossover]

Sunny : How did you have the willpower to get your license back right after you were revived?

Nixie : The anons are very charismatic.

(Sunny - @deadless-corpse Nixie - @revived-brezzes)

[madmanwonder]

“Get on the bed now sweetheart. We are cuddling tonight.”

Beelzebub, The Queen Crimson to Izuku Midoriya

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

MC meets their male version!

#1

Something happened with one of the doors in Barbatos's room and. M!MC (male MC) ended up walking in this devildom where's our F!MC/GN!MC is.

Story list

Lucifer: .......so you're saying he basically travelled universe accidentally, because of your mistake.

Barbatos: it wasn't my mistake, the other Barbatos made the mistake

Lucifer: and now you want me to keep him here, with our mc?? Did Diavolo even approved it!?!

Barbatos: he was the one who suggested it, yes.

Lucifer: ...ugh *facepalms*

MC: *looking at M!MC with squinting eyes*

M!MC: *doing the same*

M!MC: ........ask away..

Mc: how big is that peni-

M!MC: that's the first thing you ask? ......Not surprised.

M!MC: I'll tell you , if you tell me your bra siz-

MC: Deal.

M!MC: Deal.

Barbatos:

Lucifer:

Barbatos: .... I'll see if I can fix it up till tomorrow.

Lucifer: please.

[A/N]: this is gonna be a series ......maybe :p

Common tag that used: MMC x MC (use this tag to find more)

Also I'm close to hitting 1k!! Thank you all!! Muwah :3

[dysfunctional-doodle]

They are the role models of all time. Don’t let them share ideas.

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I am so sorry for the horrible quality of this comic and lack of blog posts, I’ve been busy doing moving stuff for my final university year and it’s uh bleugh. Hopefully I can give some better content soon?

[zylev-blog]

*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*

Danny: How do you eat pickles?

Dick: What do you mean?

Danny: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.

Dick: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.

Danny B: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.

Dick: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.

Dick: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.

Danny: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.

Dick: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.

Danny: *Nods in agreement*

Jason: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!

Danny: Jeez, okay.

Dick: Quit yelling at us already.