#yugioh incorrect quotes

[icecream-puffu]

Another one of these, but it's just my out of context discord messages

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Seto: This duel setup is boring!

Yugi: This isn't a duel setup, I said I was going to the store!

Seto: Then why did you invite me?

Yugi: I didn't, I specifically said "Don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you, Yugi, I'll do whatever I want!

[tangerine-and-ventus]

Yugi: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?

Yami Bakura: The souls of the innocent.

Bakura: A bagel.

Yami Bakura: NO!

Bakura: Two bagels.

[randomincorrectquotes10]

Yuma: I wouldn’t put my relationship with Shark in a friendship light. It’s more of a…gray territory.

Bronk: More like gay territory.

Yuma:

[nova-arclight]

I got the idea from @drago-gatta, her ygo zexal text posts are really funny!

[briceterry]

Yami bakura: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Bakura: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

[eclipses-circus-trash]

Yuga: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible person here. Romin: Luke is 70% of your impulse control, and you know this Yuga. Luke: I feel like Yuga is the more responsible one of us two though. Yuga: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. Luke: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

[darkscorpiox]

YGO Duel Monsters Incorrect Quote #3

Kidnapper: *on the phone* Kaiba, we have your brother and his babysitter.

Kaiba: Mokuba doesn’t have a babysitter.

Kidnapper: Then who’s the girl who said she will raze our hideout to the ground and leave nothing of our bodies behind if we don’t let them go?

Kaiba: *paused in realization* Oh my god, you have Kisara! 

[pileofrocksjh]

[eclipse-needs-sleep]

Yuga: honk. Yuo: WHAT. Yuga: HONK. Yuo: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

*Mokuba has grown taller than Yugi*

Yugi: When I was your age-

Mokuba, mocking Yugi: When I was your height.

Yugi:

Yugi: Listen here you little shit-

[tangerine-and-ventus]

Joey: I was thinking I do some magic.

Kaiba: You, magic? Joey, it says talent show.

[randomincorrectquotes10]

Yuma: God, I’m such an idiot.

Yuma:

Yuma: *Glancing at Shark*

Shark: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you, you’ll be waiting a long time.

[nova-arclight]

Dr.Faker: You Should identify yourself when you answer the phone. Kite: Sorry. Hello, major disappointment speaking.

original:

[briceterry]

Yami Yugi: But that’s censorship.

Yami Bakura: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

[eclipses-circus-trash]

Yuka: What did you get Yuo for his birthday? Yuro: I got him a kitten. Yuka: Really? Me too! Yujin: I also got him a cat. Yuran: Looks like we had the same idea. Yuro: Yuga, please tell me you didn't get Yuo a cat as well. Yuga (Goha): …I got him a kitten. later Yuo, surrounded by kittens: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!