#this can be interpretted as trans danny or mpreg

[fruitcakebro]

If Danny married into the Wayne family he would take every possible opertunity to fuck with the press.

Reporter: Is it true that you're expecting?

Danny(Very pregnant): I'm expecting many things in life. Like for example, I expect that I'll have to unclog the sink again at some point.

Reporter: Okay, but what is it? *pointing at his belly*

Danny: Unless I've spontainiously turned into Mary Toft, we're assuming it's a baby.

Reporter: No, I mean is it a boy or a girl?

Danny: Statistically speaking probably one of those, yeah.

Jason: *trying very hard not to laugh*

Bruce: *sighing deeply*