#crooked earth

[temuera-morrison-tournament]

Movies: Round 1 poll 3

Propaganda:

Crooked Earth

Will Bastion returns home from the army after an absence of 20 years to bury his father, the former chief of thee Maori tribe, Ngati Kaipuku. The eldest son, he is reluctant to inherit his fathers role, so it is taken more willingly by his younger brother, Kahu. Kahu is the leader of a band of drug dealers and trouble-makers who ride horses through the middle of town, wrecking peoples gardens. Under the guise of refusal of a land settlement, Kahu makes a large marijuana deal with some murdering city folk. Will must choose between loyalty for his brother and his father, Maori tradition, and contemporary financial issues. You can watch it on Tubi or YouTube

Dora and the Lost City of Gold

Dora has spent most of her life exploring the jungle with her parents, but nothing could prepare her for her most dangerous adventure ever: high school. Always the explorer, Dora quickly finds herself leading Boots, Diego, a mysterious jungle inhabitant, and a ragtag group of teens on a live-action adventure to save her parents and solve the impossible mystery behind a lost Inca civilization. You can watch it here

[mikakuna]

the dumbification of jason todd despite all we've seen he's capable of is caused by adult men who dick ride batman so hard i'm sure they get wet at the sound of his name

[rejectingrepublicans]

[mynxk]

Wylan: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Random stuff Philomena Cunk has said and which Crow would also say it

Because I had this idea and it just really amused me

Nina: Which was more culturally significant: the Renaissance or Single Ladies by Beyoncé?

Jesper: Why are the Pyramids that shape? Is it to stop homeless people sleeping on them?

Matthias: There’s a dead dog in space?? So there’s a dead dog somewhere in the back of frame of every film shot in space? Like Star Wars. THERE ARE DEAD DOGS IN STAR WARS!?? That is unacceptable!

Kaz: They say that laughter’s the best medicine, but if that were true then why do so many comedians die of cancer?

Wylan: You see yourself back to front in a mirror. But not upside down, why is that?

Matthias: One in twenty people are victims of a crime, which means that 19 out of 20 people are criminals. No wonder we need police!

Inej: Did an explorer ever try to sail into the sky? You know, find a bit of sea that’s going up and…

Kaz: No.

[nalesnik-z-morela]

Hi there everyone!

The spooky month is getting closer and closer (we love spooky here 😌), @purrlockholmesbooks and i couldn't find the perfect inktober prompt list so we made our own!

Featuring fandoms: Six of Crows, Good Omens, Hobbit, the Lord of the Rings, Hamlet, Macbeth

The calendar was entirely drawn by Purrlock

Tag yourself as one of the cats looking at cocoa and queen, i'm the blonde one

I can't promise i will post every day but i will try my best! :) Anyone who wants can join, you don't have to link everything with the fandoms above, just take the prompts and have fun!

Oh and don't forget to tag us if you take the challange ;)

[rorygilmoreclown]

Cunk on Ketterdam

Prompt: I have a generous request to all of the great fanfiction writers that please for the love of God can you write something like all the Crows are getting interviewed in Cunk on Earth 😭 . I would love to see them being flabbergasted by the questions of Philomena. It can also be Crows x Reader, where the reader takes the place of Philomena. 

A/n: I tried my best. Will prolly make it a series since it’s such an interesting concept. Lmk which character you want next. I have more for Kaz Brekker also. 😭

Word Count: 497 words

Y/n: Welcome on the Ketterdam TV, Mr. Brekker. I have been informed to remind you from time to time that not giving us an answer would result in deduction of kruge from your share. 

Kaz: I understand. 

Y/n: Now let’s start from the basics, the first question is, how many birthday party performances do you have on your resume?

Kaz: For what reason would I go to a tiny terrors’ tumultuous tribute?

Y/n: No, it says here (checking your script) that you are a magician. So I assumed that you’d work at parties. 

Kaz: I’m not a magician. 

Y/n: Very well then, next question, would you audition for the play of Now You See Me 3? I heard they need a magician. Although you would have to do something other than card tricks. A character in the 2nd play has already accomplished that. 

Kaz: Is this a joke? I'll leave that to the performers with less refined tastes.

Y/n: You have a bit of an emo vibe don’t you. You’d fit right into the band My Chemical Romance. Now, I have to ask, do you think your name would be better if it was spelled with a 'z' instead of a 'k'? You know, like "Kaz the Kool Kid" or "Zaz the Zany Zebra"?

Kaz: (looking around at the exits so soon) I’d prefer if you would stick to Mr. Brekker. 

Y/n: Party pooper. Okay, moving on. I've heard you're a great leader of the Dregs, but have you ever thought about starting a band? I hear kazoo music is making a comeback.

Kaz: I’m quite satisfied with my current employment. 

Y/n: Does your mother agree with your profession? 

Kaz: 👁️👄👁️

Y/n: And that’s what I thought. That’s why I was suggesting alternatives. I want to know where you stand on diversity. Considering your employees are all diverse. 

Kaz: I pick my crows based on their work, and not those extraneous factors. 

Y/n: Is that why all of you have one thing in common?

Kaz: Yes, all of us are- 

Y/n: - (cutting him off) in dire need of therapy. 

Kaz: No, we don’-

Y/n: Producers told me you might be in denial. Moving on, when are you going to change the last name of your adopted child? 

Kaz: I don’t have a child. 

Y/n: My saints the denial phase is worse than I had thought. Although I’ll tell you, I was talking about your son, Wylan Van Eck. Is he not your child? And answer carefully, he might cry if you deny again.

Kaz: (not saying no but not saying yes either)

Y/n: I’ll take that as a “as soon as possible”. Now, at last, the most simple question. Do you keep saying “Hello Inej” every five minutes? 

Kaz: No. I do not. That is absurd. 

Y/n: (to the producers) I think you should offer him free therapy sessions, he desperately needs them. 

Taglist: @wrapperpaper @lady-ashfade

[evilhorse]

I didn’t think there were this many crooks on the whole east coast!

(Wonder Woman #275)

[simplywylan]

genuine question for all out there - if you were a grisha, what would your power be? and why?

[jordiethepoolfloatie]

!!!!!!THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!

The massive oil extraction project named “Willow” in Alaska has to be stopped. If they go through with the plans, it will cause irreversibke damage to our planet. It will cause death of ecosystems, an even more rapid pace of climate change/global warming, and massive amounts of pollution.

Please sign the petition linked, and don’t forget to confirm your signature.

Update: willow project had already been approved, as a commenter kindly brought it to my atention

[temuera-morrison-tournament]

Characters, round 3 poll 8

I changed Hone’s picture to one where he doesn’t look quite as tired

[whatudottu]

Hey it’s my ghost bae Tero’Ra again now from the left and from the right: fucked up asymmetrical ectonurite biology edition!

Little bonus drawpile sketch from a while ago-

[lee-scribbles-and-doodles]

Been working on the Boxed Crook au on and off. Been hard to get into it, life has been hectic.

Also been working on The Earth-100 Project. Have the basis of the first few stories planned out. Just a matter of finding time and energy to write.

[dijidweeeb]

Motivational Music in the Morning ... #Neroche, #EarthDruid ... From #TheCrookedMile [Official Audio Track] (2013) #MMitM1

[dimensionalspades]

TAG DROP: Aelmythe Rua'Dwyn

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[moonspower]

it’s vi loving his boyfriends’o’clock... time 2 throw some stuff in their tags... because i said So .