#creepypasta quote

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes„

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Jeff the killer: Hey, it��s Jeffrey.

Eyeless jack: Oh no, what did he do?

Jeff the killer: No, dumby . Like it’s me.

Eyeless Jack : what did you do?

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

EJ: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

BEN: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Toby: Rock also defeats baby.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[skellophrenia]

another one.. working on actual drawings.. not sure when they will b out doe i be eeping

[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Quick you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

𝗬/𝗡: Tall, emo artist, blue eyes—

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿: You’re just describing 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻.

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N DO YOU WANT TO DIE??

𝗬/𝗡: Kinda-

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N!!

[bertieorangy]

Y/N : Bro..rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss

Toby : WHAT

Y/N : you in?

Toby : Hell yeah

[bingobongocheerio]

Masky: Some people are like slinkies.

(Y/N): What?

Masky: Not really good for anything but it puts a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): Please don't push Toby down the stairs.

Masky: You can't stop me.

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Toby, struggling to get into a medication bottle: come on, child safety lid, you know it’s me

[scene-stea1er]

*throws this at u and scurries back into my cave*

[meowcatticus]

This actually happened btw👍 /j

[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #12

Sally: Good morning!

Toby: Good morning!

EJ: Good morning...

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!

Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Y/N: THATS MORE LIKE IT

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Celebration„

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-: Hello guys, thank you for 100 subs. Funnily enough, I’ve been away from tumblr that it took @jimmy-johns-was-taken celebratory post for me to realize I had reached 100.

-: to all reading, have a nice day. @jimmy-johns-was-taken congratulations on 100!

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff: ARE YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: IDIOT!

BEN: What was that?

Y/N: Slender banned Jeff from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Slenderman: Did none of you hear what I just said?!

Toby: I've been zoned out for the last two hours.

Y/N: I got distracted halfway through.

Jeff: Ignoring you was a concious decision.

[miss-multi45]

E.J. likes plus size women.

Eyeless Jack: No, I don't have a type.

Eyeless Jack: *senses a plus size/bigger woman.*

Eyeless Jack: *running towards her at the speed of light.* PLEASE GODDESS SPARE YOUR TIME TO TALK TO ME!!!

[ashlinxsloves]

Y/N: *running into the room* EJ just said they don’t love me anymore!

Toby: What?!

EJ: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Tim in the face.