#creepypasta quote

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes„

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Jeff the killer: Hey, it’s Jeffrey.

Eyeless jack: Oh no, what did he do?

Jeff the killer: No, dumby . Like it’s me.

Eyeless Jack : what did you do?

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

Toby, whispering: You know I love you, right?

Y/N: I love you too, but why are we whispering?

Toby: So that Jeff thinks we’re plotting against him.

Jeff, to BEN: What are they talking about?

BEN, who heard the whole conversation: Committing arson.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[skellophrenia]

another one.. working on actual drawings.. not sure when they will b out doe i be eeping

[skyeconch]

Y/N : Bro..rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss

Toby : WHAT

Y/N : you in?

Toby : Hell yeah

[bingobongocheerio]

Masky: Some people are like slinkies.

(Y/N): What?

Masky: Not really good for anything but it puts a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): Please don't push Toby down the stairs.

Masky: You can't stop me.

[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Quick you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

𝗬/𝗡: Tall, emo artist, blue eyes—

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿: You’re just describing 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻.

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N DO YOU WANT TO DIE??

𝗬/𝗡: Kinda-

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N!!

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Toby, struggling to get into a medication bottle: come on, child safety lid, you know it’s me

[meowcatticus]

This actually happened btw👍 /j

[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #12

Sally: Good morning!

Toby: Good morning!

EJ: Good morning...

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!

Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Y/N: THATS MORE LIKE IT

[ashlinxsloves]

Y/N: *running into the room* EJ just said they don’t love me anymore!

Toby: What?!

EJ: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Tim in the face.

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Celebration„

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-: Hello guys, thank you for 100 subs. Funnily enough, I’ve been away from tumblr that it took @jimmy-johns-was-taken celebratory post for me to realize I had reached 100.

-: to all reading, have a nice day. @jimmy-johns-was-taken congratulations on 100!

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff, gesturing towards Y/N: Okay, first I’d like to introduce our new member, Y/N, and I’d like to thank them for their generous gift of $10 which they handed to me this morning. Not necessary, but appreciated.

BEN, whispering: Why’d you give him $10?

Y/N, whispering back: I thought he was homeless.

[inaccurate-linguini]

E.J.: You're scamming him?

Ben: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him

E.J.: What? No way

Jeff: We already stole Y/n

Y/n: Hey guys

E.J.: We didn't steal them, Y/n is a persom, they can do what they want

Y/n: I wanna steal

[necroixe]

@ younger creepypasta fans, don't be worried about sharing what you make for the fear of people finding issue with it for existing. We like your art for what it is, and encourage you to keep making it, because that's what the core of being an artist is. The ability to write, draw, create, whatever it is that drives you, and literally nobody ever can take that away from you. Those kids with the shitty stories and self inserts built a fandom from the ground up, wrote and drew their characters just because they wanted to. If you don't care for it, make your own art, or move elsewhere.

The quote in anton's original post is incomplete, so here’s a better one— "find what you love, and let it kill you."

[skyeconch]

Toby : I’d die a thousand deaths for you :)

Y/N : *acknowledges the fact that Toby hates life*

Y/N : isn’t that what you want tho?

Toby :

Toby : I’d live a thousand lives for you :3