#creepypasta incorrect quote

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Splendorman: Has anyone found the occult section of Slender's library??

Jeff, walking in thoroughly shaken and covered in sticky spiderweb: Yeah, I got them. They were mixed in with the French cookbooks.

Jeff, slamming occult books down on table: And its INFESTED with fucking spiders!

Splendor: Ah. Well, spiders are our garden friends, Jeff-

Jeff: Splendor. They were 3 feet long.

Splendor: .. ah.

Splendor: I'll order some bug spray.

[scary-lasagna]

Jeff: No, we are not middle aged lesbian couple.

Ben: And we are not gay for each other! Jeff: But yes we kissed one time, Jeff: And yes it was pretty awesome and I would totally do it again

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Creepypasta headcanons, Incorrect Quotes„

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“Ticci” Toby: Man, after all that shit I can’t believe they’re back together!

Masky: Who???

“Ticci” Toby: MY ASS CHEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

Toby, whispering: You know I love you, right?

Y/N: I love you too, but why are we whispering?

Toby: So that Jeff thinks we’re plotting against him.

Jeff, to BEN: What are they talking about?

BEN, who heard the whole conversation: Committing arson.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[skellophrenia]

another one.. working on actual drawings.. not sure when they will b out doe i be eeping

[bingobongocheerio]

Masky: Some people are like slinkies.

(Y/N): What?

Masky: Not really good for anything but it puts a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): Please don't push Toby down the stairs.

Masky: You can't stop me.

[skyeconch]

Y/N : Bro..rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss

Toby : WHAT

Y/N : you in?

Toby : Hell yeah

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

[meowcatticus]

This actually happened btw👍 /j

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Slender: Come into my office so I can explain in painstaking detail how much of a dumbass you are.

BEN: I- *Looks around*... Do I have a choice?

Slender: No.

[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #12

Sally: Good morning!

Toby: Good morning!

EJ: Good morning...

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!

Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Y/N: THATS MORE LIKE IT

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes„

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Jeff the killer: Hey, it’s Jeffrey.

Eyeless jack: Oh no, what did he do?

Jeff the killer: No, dumby . Like it’s me.

Eyeless Jack : what did you do?

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[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Quick you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

𝗬/𝗡: Tall, emo artist, blue eyes—

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿: You’re just describing 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻.

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N DO YOU WANT TO DIE??

𝗬/𝗡: Kinda-

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N!!

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff, gesturing towards Y/N: Okay, first I’d like to introduce our new member, Y/N, and I’d like to thank them for their generous gift of $10 which they handed to me this morning. Not necessary, but appreciated.

BEN, whispering: Why’d you give him $10?

Y/N, whispering back: I thought he was homeless.

[ashlinxsloves]

Y/N: *running into the room* EJ just said they don’t love me anymore!

Toby: What?!

EJ: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Tim in the face.