#creepypasta incorrect quote

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Splendorman: Has anyone found the occult section of Slender's library??

Jeff, walking in thoroughly shaken and covered in sticky spiderweb: Yeah, I got them. They were mixed in with the French cookbooks.

Jeff, slamming occult books down on table: And its INFESTED with fucking spiders!

Splendor: Ah. Well, spiders are our garden friends, Jeff-

Jeff: Splendor. They were 3 feet long.

Splendor: .. ah.

Splendor: I'll order some bug spray.

[scary-lasagna]

Jeff: No, we are not middle aged lesbian couple.

Ben: And we are not gay for each other! Jeff: But yes we kissed one time, Jeff: And yes it was pretty awesome and I would totally do it again

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Creepypasta headcanons, Incorrect Quotes„

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“Ticci” Toby: Man, after all that shit I can’t believe they’re back together!

Masky: Who???

“Ticci” Toby: MY ASS CHEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

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[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Toby: Wow. They sound stupid.

Y/N: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Toby: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Y/N: I guess you’re right. Hey Toby, I love you.

Toby: See! Just like that!

Y/N: Holy fucking shit.

Toby: If that flies over their head then, sorry Y/N, but they’re too dumb for you.

Y/N: Toby.

[skellophrenia]

another one.. working on actual drawings.. not sure when they will b out doe i be eeping

[skyeconch]

Y/N : Bro..rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss

Toby : WHAT

Y/N : you in?

Toby : Hell yeah

[bingobongocheerio]

Masky: Some people are like slinkies.

(Y/N): What?

Masky: Not really good for anything but it puts a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): Please don't push Toby down the stairs.

Masky: You can't stop me.

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Toby, struggling to get into a medication bottle: come on, child safety lid, you know it’s me

[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Quick you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

𝗬/𝗡: Tall, emo artist, blue eyes—

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿: You’re just describing 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻.

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N DO YOU WANT TO DIE??

𝗬/𝗡: Kinda-

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N!!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Slender: Come into my office so I can explain in painstaking detail how much of a dumbass you are.

BEN: I- *Looks around*... Do I have a choice?

Slender: No.

[meowcatticus]

This actually happened btw👍 /j

[creepypasta-fan-page]

“Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes„

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Jeff the killer: Hey, it’s Jeffrey.

Eyeless jack: Oh no, what did he do?

Jeff the killer: No, dumby . Like it’s me.

Eyeless Jack : what did you do?

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[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #12

Sally: Good morning!

Toby: Good morning!

EJ: Good morning...

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!

Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Y/N: THATS MORE LIKE IT

[fattuccini-afraido]

Slenderman: Did none of you hear what I just said?!

Toby: I've been zoned out for the last two hours.

Y/N: I got distracted halfway through.

Jeff: Ignoring you was a concious decision.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff: ARE YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: IDIOT!

BEN: What was that?

Y/N: Slender banned Jeff from swearing, so I’m helping him out.