#cracked games

[thomascromwelll]

Yes!!! Gag him, Simon.

House of the Dragon — S02E05 'Regent'

[tsukii0002]

I have the headcanon that the brothers can feel when Mc feels the sin they represent, Satan when he feels anger, Beel when he feels gluttony…, but that the other way around also happens. When one of the brothers is being “dominated” by his sin, Mc is able to feel that feeling as their own even though it is not. I mean, Mc is calmly doing their business and suddenly BUM, they feel a very marked envy out of nowhere. And it's like:

Mc: *feels a very strong envy out of nowhere*

Mc: What the hell happened to Levi now?

Mc: *quietly in their room when they starts to feel a familiar sensation* How strange…

Mc: *realizing that it's greed what they are feeling* Wait…

Mc: *getting up suddenly and running out* MaaMmoOoon!!! whatever it is don't even think about it!!!!

Mc: *studying* mmm What…

Mc: !!! *feeling a big lust* Asmo we have a final exam tomorrow!!!!

Mc: *with a classmate doing a project* … *suddenly feels a surge of anger and smashes their pen* …

Demon: Are you ok?!

Mc: I am, but the bastard who pissed off Satan won't be ha ha.

Demon: ????

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[carlyraejepsans]

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

do you ever think that the ending of six hundred strike, actually added to the poseidon & athena beef? like i can just imagine them both in beds in apollo's olympus infirmary, just arguing with/at each other! meanwhile poor apollo is just tying to heal them both.

athena: *ranting* i've been odysseus' mentor/friend since he was a teenager! and he still didn't listen to me!

athena: i told him to put his emotions aside but noooooo, he had to let the cyclops live!

apollo: athen-

poseidon: are you forgetting he literally stabbed me? repeateDLY? WITH MY OWN TRIDENT?

apollo: poseid-

athena: *ignoring poseidon and continuing her rant* ruTHlesNEsS iS meRCy UpOn OUrseLVEs. isn't that what you said?!

poseidon: well yeah, BUT HOW WAS I TO EXPECT THAT SAD WET CAT OF A MAN WOULD BE FILLED WITH SOME FORM OF DIVINE RAGE?

apollo: please you two are gonna open your stitche-

athena: oh you deserved it. you literally showed the man his island before trapping him AND THEN you started THREATENING his wife and son? oh that was your final mistake.

poseidon: whatever! so much for you calling him a warrior of the mind. he's a monster!

athena: *wipes tear away* i know, im so proud.

apollo: *tired of their bickering & now glowing in anger* please for "dad's"sake will you two just shut up and let me heal you both?!

poseidon & athena: *shuts up immediately* o-ok

[squeakyducky]

Favouritism is real

[pensivegladiola]

Jean @ Jeremy in TSC: You are so sunshiney and it makes me nervous. I don’t know how to accept this affection.

Andrew @ Neil in AFTG: You are the craziest motherfucker I’ve ever met and I’m obsessed with your dumb ass

[seatoss]

Guess who just picked up Minish Cap? :)

I'm almost at the 3rd dungeon now but needed to momentarily pause my playthrough to get this out of my system. Everything about this game is so darn cute, omygod!! Been seriously sleeping on this little gem. I'd only read the manga before now and that was too long ago. I'd forgotten how funny this pair could be!

Since I adore Jojo's Link designs from her @linkeduniverse AU so much and could not for the life of me get these ideas out of my head, I thought I'd try imagining what her Minish/FSA Link and Ezlo might look like in this world and time-frame. I can't recall if she's doodled this Link's companion before, but hopefully I managed to capture a little bit of her flare here.

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt.2)

[felassan]

Strife Dragonage

anotherrr momentous day in the Strife Dragonage fandom, etc

[notcreative360]

So, lucifer hangs his brothers as punishment? I don't know if it's cannon, but he hangs them upside down.. If humans were put upside down all their blood would go up to their brain, cause ✨gravity✨. So I can only imagine lucifer hanging MC for the first time, and have them pass out like-

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Solomon: *Picks up a phone call from Lucifer* Hello?

Lucifer: Hello, Solomon. Mind telling me what it means if a human passes out?

Solomon: What? Why? What happened?

Lucifer: I hung them from the ceiling, then when I came back they were unresponsive..

Solomon: Did you hang them upside down..?

Lucifer: ..Is that a bad thing?

Solomon: ..I think you should start doing research before doing your punishments..

[goldie-slander]

[umblrspectrum]

being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

[tsukii0002]

Barbatos: Mc.

Mc: Yes, Barbatos?

Barbatos: *blinking repeatedly* May I ask what are you doing?

Mc: *laying on top of Diavolo in his demonic form, with their cheek pressed against his chest* I'm in reptilian mode.

Barbatos: Alright… But that doesn't explain why you're on top of the young master.

Mc: But the other day we said that Dia is the sun of the Devildom.

Barbatos: We did indeed.

Mc: Well, this lizard is in the sun.

Diavolo: You heard it Barbatos :D *practically glowing*

Barbatos: *chuckles* You don't need to invent excuses to be hugging each other.

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[joejhang]

kevin and andrew are genuinely such fascinating characters to me because we have literally never gotten anything from their pov's yet they remain two of the most relevant, involved, important and main characters in this universe, but all we've really seen of them are them from other people's perspectives. like yes, we have them from the perspectives of the people who love and know them the best (jean, jeremy and wymack for kevin, aaron, bee, renee and neil for andrew) but we still don't/can't know them fully because we have genuinely never read anything from their perspective. isn't that just insane.

[marmastry]

I’ve been Iodine-piled lately...

[muusudgoi]

Ganked this from Netheryam on TikTok had to share it