43. Married. Queer. Trans. Enby. Seattle. I post what I want. If you don't like it, don't look. Selfies under #avertyoureyes. you've been warned. :)
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hilarious that Ranma thinks that turning into a girl will kill the romantic tension between Akane and him when shit like this happened practically as soon as he met her
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Ranma 1/2 (2024) Ep5 - Who Says You're Cute - Ranma compliments Akane
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Don’t ever bring this uno deck around me cause if a mfer try swap hands w me and I got uno I’m damn near fading them right there. UNO gon have mfers killing each other now smh
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I would climb down there like a lizard and the magma wouldn’t hurt me
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My 40th birthday is tomorrow (November 4), and if I want anything at all, it's first-hand evidence that people find what I make worthwhile. I'd appreciate any kind of specific comment on my art/writing.
I understand the spirit of making things for making's sake, but I've got the kind of anti-talent and anti-charisma that often leads to nothing but crickets, and it does get to me.
If you want to check out my #my art tag on tumblr, my instagram, or my Ao3 and drop a comment or some encouragement, it would really help make my day. =D
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1620s tumblr simulator
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Truly nothing worse than when another volume of Don Quixote gets translated and I have to deal with a flood of dumb Englishmen who don’t get any of the cultural context. This isn’t one of your little Shakespeare plays, it’s a profound meditation on Spanish values!
#libra speaks #miguel cervantes #don quixote #don quixote de la mancha #sancho panza #dulcinea del toboso
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 windmillboysfan Follow
if sanxote doesn’t become canon in this next volume i’m bringing a plague rat on my next trip to the continent
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⚓️ devil-of-the-high-seas Follow
spent all me booty on some new toys
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i think i hauve the bubonic plague
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🦆 yuanyangsword Follow
hey guys i think i’ve figured out why my sect leader insisted on rescuing this idiot scholar from the embroidered uniform guard
#it’s not THE stupidest rescue we’ve done but it’s up there #anyways i’ll investigate more and update when i’m sure
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Vote to settle the Protestant question once and for all!
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pussy from a boy who failed the imperial exams four times and got last place on the fifth
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oh this is absolutely the wrong account
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🦞 lobsterlord Follow
gave one of these mayflower guys some of my popcorn and he started giving thanks to god, instead of me, the one who made the popcorn and gave it to him.
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eunuch wei just summoned me for a private conference. hopefully this is the promotion i’ve been working for!
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Just added to my shop!!
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Beautiful work!!
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for anyone who doesn't know, the emperor runs both accounts lol. one wonders how the mandate of heaven could rest on someone who prefers woodworking to governing. but of course that’s not for me to speculate
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 windmillboysfan Follow
apparently the notorious catholic l*brolibra is claiming to be a spanish noblewoman now? the TRUTH is she’s an eelmonger’s daughter and the poxiest wench in london, and i have proof
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TWO PICKUP TRUUUUCCCCKKKSSSSS MAKING LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE
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