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Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.
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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
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These two are amazing!
@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻
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This Good Friday, let us remember that being of peace who came from on high
Who died to save us all
Only to return
I speak of course
OF OPTIMUS PRIME <3




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Got caught up in detailing my art gallery rooms and ended my 100 Room Challenge progress one shy of 69 rooms.
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i put a message in my work group chat because im illnessing. and my coworker sent me the AI gen summary he received


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Functionally, there's very little difference between watching a movie on poob and watching a movie on basic cable. Yet, for some reason, the advertisements on poob offend me far more
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Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.
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