mike | he/him | 22 | proship | no minors | fiction will never be inherently reality | warning for potentially triggering material, rarely tagged. | multifandom, primarily mcu.
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Frank & Matt Parallels for @anna-hawk ❤️
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and I was trapped I alone
had nobody, no senses, no feelings
I was in hell looking at heaven

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
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Thinking so many thoughts rn
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US federal employees will no longer be observing:
MLK day
Black history month
Women's history month
Holocaust Day of Remembrance
API heritage month
Pride
Juneteenth
Women's equality day
Hispanic heritage month
Disability awareness month
Native American heritage month
they've also shut down all affinity/resource/networking groups for minorities
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"I never knew you were such a cunning linguist" is a terrible pun. Abysmal. Not because of the pussy-eating part--that part's awesome 😝🤘--but because saying clever turns of phrase is not what a linguist does. It's semantically unsound.
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books
Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.
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