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Frog - You Know I'm Down, 2019.
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Frog Paradise Rock Club, Boston, MA 28 June 2024
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If I'm not supposed to have crushes on middle aged men then why are they so hot? Explain that political party of your choosing
#thank you for 1k! i cant believe we are all collectively ill! ♡#this counts for fictional middle aged men too btw#and men older than middle aged too 🙃 just easier to say middle aged#crushes#actors#tom cruise#gerard butler#mads mikkelsen#idris elba#jon bernthal#etc#benicio del toro#pedro pascal#matthew lillard#patrick dempsey#jeffery dean morgan#antonio banderas#hugh jackman#rick grimes#jason statham#dolph lundgren#bill paxton#kurt russell#jason isaacs#jason bateman
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i burn for you and you aren’t even real
#gracie abrams#close to you#lyric posting#tristan dugray#sam winchester#percy jackson#charlie baker#katherine pierce#rafe cameron#jack brewer#rodrick heffley#count vronsky#pope heyward#stiles stilinski#dean winchester#jess mariano#dave rygalski#jake peralta#anthony bridgerton#anakin skywalker#jennifer check#luke castellan#ravi singh#rikki h2o#patrick bateman#charlie swan#chase davenport#harry osborn#max russo#cleo h2o
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RIP Patrick Bateman, you would have loved Crypto
#american psycho#patrick bateman#dead meat#kill count#royal rumble#horror#horror movies#horror memes#horror film#horror fan#i fucking hate crypto
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#chocolate 🍫#strawberry#jigsaw#carrie white#annabelle doll#xenomorph#ghostface#scream#pennywise#jack torrance#the shining#halloween 🎃#michael myers#count dracula#freddy krueger#nightmare on elm street#jason voorhees#friday the 13th#pinhead#samara morgan#the ring movie#candyman#leatherface#texas chainsaw massacre#the terrifier#art#american psycho#patrick bateman#aliens 👽#in space no one can hear you scream
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put patrick bateman and dracula with an object of utmost desire into a horror film and see what happens
#dear god how would patrick bateman speak if he was also a vampire#a halloween special#randomly generated tumblr posts#random number generation#randomly generated#randomly generated posts#programming#python idle#python#python script#gimmick blogs#gimmick blog#gimmick account#into the gimmickverse#patrick bateman#american psycho#dracula#count dracula#bram stoker#horror#horror stories#horror movies#horror films#spooky season#spooky month#halloween#comedy#haha#funny#meme
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obsessed with villains not even in a sexual way i just like reading about them
#yes this is about patrick bateman#and gus fring#and frankenstein's creature#but i do not count him as a villain. he's just a boy
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Arthur surprised face is funny 😂
Manga: "Lady Georgie" (1982) by Yumiko Igarashi
Character: Georgie Buttman/ Gerald, and Arthur and Abel Buttman
#lady georgie#georgie buttman#georgie bateman#georgie manga#georgie#arthur buttman#arthur bateman#arthur and abel#arthur#abel buttman#abel bateman#abel#eric buttman#eric bateman#mary buttman#mary bateman#eric#mary#eric and mary#lowell j gray#lowell gray#elise dangering#duke of dangering#governor of sydney#australia#uncle kevin#arwin dangering#arwin#maria dangering#count fritz gerald
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Every Mallory Keaton outfit: #4
1x01 Pilot
#her hair looks fantastic#purple really suits her#the first of many many sweaters#so many sweaters.#emko#sweater count: 1#mallory keaton#every mallory keaton outfit#80s#family ties#justine bateman#80s gifs#80s fashion#1980s#80s aesthetic#80s sitcom#sitcom fashion#vintage fashion#family ties gifs#gif#fashion#what would we queue baby without us?
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Who doesn't want to spend (early) Valentine's Day with Patrick Bateman? ❤ Full censored version under the cut.
#myart#artist on tumblr#artists on tumblr#horror#procreate#digital art#Slashers#Slasher movies#Does he count as a slasher? idk#american psycho#patrick bateman#ipad art#horror movies
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Frog Warehouse XI, Somerville, MA 16 March 2024
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someone resting their head on your shoulder is the best compliment in my opinion
#because i myself do that when in with#1.person i trust#2.you’re trustworthy person#3.i like you#4.you make me safe#5.you’re my comfort person#6.im tired and vulnerable#7.i could count on you when i cant even with myself#the thing i’d do to#marc spector#pedro pascal#joel miller#steven grant#jake lockley#nathan bateman#and any other 40s fictional men
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through a newly discovered marvel of science i manage to have bisexual sex by being equally attracted to myself and my boyfriend
#''that's a weird thing to say'' but it is real and it is true ❤️#it's called feeling yourself. one of the most enjoyable parts of fucking#i have anorgasmia i might as well be sexy about it#this post is brought to you by I have started working out alà calisthenics style again#something intrinsically sexy about having good core strength. feel my waist. right. that's what i thought#can't wait to be that guy agai n#FUCK#i am patrick bateman#me 🤝 patrick bateman = being bisexual#however my boyfriend is not a prostitute. it was one of the first things he ever said to me#''oohh cool well if you want to help me repair my bike i can pay you a li—'' I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!!!#anywayyy uhhh#smashes my skull against a wall i miss him so much i haven't seen him in NINE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!#does it count as a dick appointment if it's your boyfriend and also you have vaginismus and also vulvodynia#it feels like it's what ive got planned for tonight either way#home-cooked dinner and sleepover!!!!!! also i will try to trick him into watching american psycho with me#🫶#pickapost
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I can't get too hyped listening to music because that's what Longlegs did and I don't want to do that
#wiz.txt#it's like how i think about patrick bateman every time i wash my face#also i'm waiting until the movie is old enough that it doesn't count as a spoiler to say the guy's name#b/c it's fucking funny calling him by his first name
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Princess treatment only - MultiMuse x Fem!Reader
Pairing: Multimuse x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Not many, some mentions of killing, but nothing graphic. Kind of fluffy
Type: HC’s
Request: N/A
Word Count: N/A
Prompt: Some HC’s as to how the muses would give the reader the princess treatment.
Notes: I don’t know where I was going with this, but this is mainly fluff, maybe sometime I’ll spice it up. I just had to get my writing juice brewing. Not proofread at all just go.
Jason Voorhees: Honestly, would treat you like a princess regardless. Will pick flowers for you when he’s outside. Always lets you borrow his flannels. Always walks in front of you to make sure there’s no danger, but looks back constantly to make sure there’s no danger behind you?? lmao. You won’t ever have to lift a finger when you’re with him. Literally at your beck and call. Will try his best not to kill in front of you, but sometimes it just ?? happens lol. Tries to be soft when touching you because you’re literally the most perfect thing that has ever crossed his path.
Michael Myers: Is your literal bodyguard. Will follow you anywhere and everywhere, you might as well call him your shadow. Lets you hug him and climb onto his lap whenever. Won’t hug you back yet, working on it. Nobody comes near you, no exceptions. Sorry. Stares at you most of the time. Can’t say it, but you’re literally flawless to him. Will use his body as a shield for you. Would kill anything for you. Eventually learns to put his palm against your cheek and that’s his second greatest accomplishment, the first being bagging you, literally and figuratively.
Tiffany Valentine: You won’t ever have to worry about a thing when you’re with her. Always gets her hands dirty for you. Lots of cheek and neck kisses. Praises your looks all the time. She will always brag about you whether it’s what you do, how you look, anything and everything. She would always make sure you have the latest clothes. She’d make sure you always had your staple make up pieces available. When it comes to killing, she’d get creative, that way you guys will never have literal blood on your hands, especially you, never you.
Billy Loomis: Lots of nicknames. Kinda only has a soft spot for you. Can never ever tell you no and stick to it. Won’t hesitate to kill anyone who makes fun of him for this. Drives you everywhere. Ties your shoes. Always makes time for you. Will help you pick out your outfits and tell you which one he likes and which one he doesn’t. Will wear the bracelets you make him. Anything in his closet is yours, help yourself. Always touching you, holding your hand, holding your waist, you’ve infatuated him enough to have him carelessly cover you in soft kisses, laying his head on your shoulder. Kinda creative with dates tbh.
Stu Macher: You will forever be his princess. Will carry you across puddles. Lots of cheek and forehead kisses. Would learn how to paint your nails for you during class. Always makes sure you have a good grade on your exam, whether he has to swap out the papers after class or make sure you get the right answers, you can absolutely count on him. You don’t have to use your brain around him, no worries. Thinks you look adorable in his sweaters, especially oversized. Loves when you sit on his lap. Prioritizes you over anything and everything. Even if you don’t like horror movies, Stu would absolutely find something else for you to watch.
Patrick Bateman: Honestly, when he falls in love with you, it’s princess treatment only. Will give you a skin care routine and help you follow through with it. Kind of makes you feel dumb, but not like a stupid dumb, more like a ‘oh dear sweet baby you are a little dumb but pretty, but dumb, let me help you’ Same thing if you fall asleep with your makeup on, Patricks on the way with the micellar makeup remover. Will speak up for you if you don’t like a service, he won’t be mean about it unless he has to. Always makes sure you’re hydrated (also part of your skin care routine). You will be a housewife/girlfriend. Feel free to splurge, you are his trophy princess after all. Will take you anywhere you want. Will make things up for you if he has to be at work late.
Leatherface: I don’t ever see a scenario where Bubba does not treat his s/o like a princess. It’s like part of the deal. Either way, expect wild flowers all the time. It’s his favorite thing to do for you. He even makes you a vase and makes sure your flowers are always fresh. Will literally die and kill for you without any hesitation. At his knees for you. Bubba will crawl to you across pins and needles if you asked him to. He’s always making sure you’re comfortable and safe, never hungry or in your mind for too long. Melts at your touch. Would learn how to dance just to dance to your favorite songs. Always gets awestruck with you.
Harley Quinn: Will absolutely take you anywhere you want, no matter how random it is. Always dazed when looking at you. Keeps pictures of you all dressed up in her bag or car or wherever she goes. Selina gave her a heart shaped locket once and yeah, you guessed it, the cutest picture of you is in there. Doesn’t hesitate to shoot any man for you. Leaves your face covered in red kisses. She would do anything to make you laugh. Anything you want, it’s yours! Just point at it.
Poison Ivy: Pamela will always spoil you, regardless of how you act. You’ve heard of people growing gardens for their s/o, she would grow forests for you. She’s the most gentle with you, gentle caresses and soft kisses. Paints your nails, brushes your hair while adding flowers into the locks. Always admires dressing you up and putting make up on you. Almost never wants you to leave. Slow dances with you. She’d do anything to keep you out of danger. You think Michael is a good bodyguard? Pamela is the bodyguard.
Bruce Wayne: hhnnnngh. Ok. No but you are the Princess Wayne. Spoiling you rotten goes without saying. Anything your little heart desires is yours. Helps you get dressed. His favorite is helping you with your stockings. Gentle kisses everywhere. Brushes your hair. Lifting you up constantly when there’s a crack in the pavement. Always the driver. Your safety is always first, always. No because whatever you want means whatever you want, which is why there are hello kitty plushies scattered across the Wayne manor. You’ve somehow managed to get your own cozy theater in there too. Princess treatment also means Bruce having to lay back just a teeny bit on Batman just to guard you too while you sleep.
Jason Todd: nmmnnmf YES. I don’t see him treating his s/o any other way. Lots of pet names. Loooves to help you get dressed. Sits you on the counter as he cooks. Never lets you out of his sight. Anything you want it’s yours. Always buying you cute socks and letting you wear his clothes. Forehead kisses. Oh man it’s so disgusting how much Jason loves his princess. Always taking pictures of you, no matter the angle. Would 1000000% tie bows into your hair if you asked.
Billy Hargrove: Honestly if he’s in love with you, princess treatment is granted. Always giving you his jackets, especially when you wear skirts or dresses out. Lifting you over mud and puddles. Subtle kisses on the head while you’re out. Body guard mode activated. He kinda becomes your shadow, appearing out of nowhere and greeting you with a kiss on the forehead. Ties your shoes without asking. Wiping any tears or smeared makeup off your face. Winks at you all the timeee.
Steve Harrington: Kind of similar to Stu, he always makes sure you pass your class. Poor princess doesn’t use her brain in school, too busy trying to stay awake. Always gives you his jacket, even if you don’t want to wear it, he’ll wrap it around you. Finds any excuse to carry you or pick you up. So affectionate. Kisses on the cheek, lips, forehead. Sometimes he will miss and kiss your eye but ugh it’s so fucking cute. Only has eyes for you. Tying your shoes, putting your socks on, literally just dressing you in general is a must. Literally will take you wherever you want, whenever. Drops everything when you call. Such a sucker with the nicknames for you.
Steve Rogers: Ugh another one. Think of him as a body guard who you get to kiss and sit on his lap. Always drops everything to make sure you’re okay. Cannot take his eyes off of you. So smooth with the reassurance. Kisses on the forehead constantly. Always tucks you in. Would help you bathe if you asked. Pulls you onto his lap every time you both sit down. Whatever you want, you’ll get. If he can’t do it, he’ll find a way. Cups your face in his hands when you cry, kisses your tears away. Ugh he’s your literal teddy bear, if you don’t like to be smothered? Pick another muse.
Bucky Barnes: Similar to Steve, he’s your shadow, but he’s a little more … upfront with it. He’s constantly wrapping an arm around you, eyeing anyone who’s eyeing you. He’s so gentle if you’re sensitive. Kissing your cheek is his favorite. Always lingering his fingertips around your crevices. Makes sure you’re never hungry. Always up before you are. Lets you sleep in. If you fight, he will never raise his voice at you. Ready to carry you if you’re too tired to keep walking around. Slow dances with you just because. He’s always worried for you, making sure you’re okay, you’re not sick or hungry. Pet names with him are a must.
Loki Laufeyson: Okkkk and in what situation did you ever think loki was not going to give you the princess treatment??? You are literal Princess Laufeyson. Though he, and Sebastian maybe, are the only ones who can probably, maybe, say no to you, if you pout enough maybe he’ll come to a compromise with you. He never wants to upset you though. Would literally wipe out a small world for you. Or a few. Ok even betray anyone for you. Always cleaning your smeared makeup, fixing your hair, wiping you because you spilled your drink. He’s so devoted to you, im going to throw up. He devours you with his eyes from a distance, you’re never leaving his sight.
Cloud Strife: Ugh ok. Literal bodyguard, as he’s hired to be at times. At your beck and call, though he’d never admit it. Such a sucker and can never say no to you. Though it may take time, he can start calling you ‘baby’ ‘sweet girl’ ‘love’ he’s so infatuated with you and doesn’t know how to handle it. Your safety is his priority. Always listens to you ramble on and on. Brings you flowers for no reason other than he was thinking of you. He’s such a sucker for you. Follows you everywhere.
Sebastian Michaelis: He’s probably the most tame out of everyone but that doesn’t mean he’s not a sucker. There are rules he’s willing to bend for you, literally willing to kill anyone that has the slightest interest in hurting you. Always makes sure you’re fed and if you want a sweet treat, he’s on it. Listens to you talk, even if it’s silly. Dances with you almost every night. He’s so graceful with it. Dressing you and feeding you is his favorite but he might throw in a few teases “poor sweet baby, you haven’t woken up yet to tell your left foot from your right” as you rub your eyes with the wrong shoes on. Of course he’s willing to help, even if he has the idea that you do this on purpose, he's more than happy to oblige.
Spencer Reid: Though his job wouldn’t encourage it, he still drops almost everything to answer you. Always finds a way to share time with his job and his attention to you. Reads to you all the time, whether in person or over the phone. He’s always making comparisons of you being the princess in most fictional stories that you both come across. He’s so gentle with you. Caresses your face all the time. You lay your head on his lap or sit on his lap as he reads away. Always making sure to keep up with your well-being before his own. Would 10000% pick up a habit of writing you little notes or picking flowers for you or taking Polaroids or something to remind you of your everlasting presence in his mind.
#jason voorhees x reader#micheal myers x reader#billy loomis x reader#loki laufeyson x reader#stu macher x reader#harley quinn x reader#cloud strife x reader#tiffany valentine x reader#bucky barnes x reader#steve harrington x reader#steve rogers x reader#billy hargrove x reader#bruce wayne x reader#jason todd x reader#poison ivy x reader#patrick bateman x reader#leatherface x reader#sebastian michaelis x reader#spencer reid x reader#loki x reader
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