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through a newly discovered marvel of science i manage to have bisexual sex by being equally attracted to myself and my boyfriend
#''that's a weird thing to say'' but it is real and it is true ❤️#it's called feeling yourself. one of the most enjoyable parts of fucking#i have anorgasmia i might as well be sexy about it#this post is brought to you by I have started working out alà calisthenics style again#something intrinsically sexy about having good core strength. feel my waist. right. that's what i thought#can't wait to be that guy agai n#FUCK#i am patrick bateman#me 🤝 patrick bateman = being bisexual#however my boyfriend is not a prostitute. it was one of the first things he ever said to me#''oohh cool well if you want to help me repair my bike i can pay you a li—'' I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!!!#anywayyy uhhh#smashes my skull against a wall i miss him so much i haven't seen him in NINE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!#does it count as a dick appointment if it's your boyfriend and also you have vaginismus and also vulvodynia#it feels like it's what ive got planned for tonight either way#home-cooked dinner and sleepover!!!!!! also i will try to trick him into watching american psycho with me#🫶#pickapost
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