#cookies and cream doggy :)

[a-cakehound-or-critter-a-day]

8/5/2024 sweep sweep!!

[tournamentofdogbreeds]

[incorrectbatfam]

There was Margie, and then there was the batfam, what about the rogues with Steph time in retail?

Part 1 with Margie

Part 2 with the batfam

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[at the grocery store]

Riddler: Riddle me this: you eat me before I'm born and after I'm dead. What am I?

Steph: Eggs are aisle 3, chickens are aisle 4.

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[at the coffee shop]

Ivy: Is the oat milk locally sourced?

Steph: Yes, I don't recommend it.

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[at the clothing store]

Scarecrow: *walks in*

Steph: Sorry sir, this isn't a Spirit Halloween yet.

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[at the drive-thru]

Steph: Welcome to Batburgers, what can I get you?

Harley: Hiya! Can I do a double cheese batburger deluxe with no onions and extra pickles, and I'll have a side of nacho chili cheese fries with a drizzle of barbecue sauce. I'll also take two Bat-Hound Doggy Bags—one with Robin nuggets, honey mustard, milk, and apples with caramel, and the other with the steak Talon tacos minus the sour cream and with the salsa separate, fruit punch, and the Hush Puppies.

Steph: Anything else?

Harley: Yeah, I'll do the Create Your Own milkshake with vanilla bean, chocolate, strawberry, cookies 'n cream, cherry, black cherry, cotton candy, funfetti with double the fetti, mint chip, salted caramel, peanut butter crunch, brownie bites, extra whipped cream, and gummy bears on top.

Steph: Alright, that'll be $20.37. Please pull up to the next window.

Harley: Before I pay, could you read that back to me?

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[at the furniture store]

Steph: Let me guess, you need new cushions.

Clayface, while dripping clay: *nods sadly*

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[at the restaurant]

Joker: Give me a good laugh. A hearty chuckle. Serve me up nice, warm smile.

Steph:

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[at the call center]

Steph: Wayne Enterprises account support, how can I help you?

Black Mask: *starts threatening every member of the Wayne family*

Steph: Mhm. I understand. Please hold.

Steph: *puts him on hold*

Steph: *clocks out*

Steph: *goes home*

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[at home]

Steph: You won't BELIEVE the week I had.

Tim: Remind me again why you work seven jobs simultaneously?

[dark-frosted-heart]

Ikepri 4th anniversary The Chara Cafe collab menu

Menu items under cut

FOOD

Keith: Twice as delicious! Fruit salad

- Contains: salad mix, mango, mozzarella cheese, cherry tomato, strawberry, caesar dressing, radicchio, cured ham, lemon dressing

Licht and Nokto: Spaghetti napolitan with carrots for the twins to conquer their least favorite food

- Contains: pasta (spaghetti), onion, napolitan sauce, bell pepper, sausage, carrot

Azel: Butter chicken ~with god's protection~

- Contains: saffron rice, caesar dressing, chicken, parsley, cherry tomatoes, cheese, salad mix, butter chicken

Chevalier: Undisputed champion's omurice oozing with elegance

- Contains: omurice, bacon, bechamel sauce, parsley, spinach

Clavis special!: Rabbit cake that looks exactly like my lovely accomplice ~ Love's Proposition (Curse of Love) version. Decorated with clay figures ~

- Contains: roll cake, edible paper, mint, strawberry whipped cream, blueberry sauce, cake pick, milk, mixed berries, chocolate candy (biscuit?), silver dragee

Kagari: Perfect dorayaki plate for princess

- Contains: dorayaki, sakura condensed milk, whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, strawberry, chervil, strawberry sauce, mixed berries, feuilletine

Gilbert: Trampling beast’s cheesecake plate ~ I’ll go “ahh” for you ~

- Contains: no-bake cheesecake, ganache squares, cocoa cookie, chervil, whipped cream, edible gold, blueberry sauce

Rio: I'll go "ahh" for you! Adoring doggy's orange parfait

- Contains: orange jelly, vanilla ice cream, granola, dried orange, whipped cream, mint, orange sauce

DRINKS

Leon: King of the beasts' red drink

- Contains: wildberry syrup, mixed berries, watermelon juice, rose petals

Yves: Tsundere cat's lemon drink

- Contains: pink lemonade syrup, whipped cream, lactic acid drink, gummy

Jin: Naughty adult's coffee float with candy

- Contains: black coffee, gomme syrup, vanilla ice cream, candy, mint

Matias: I want to warm your body and heart...let's look the window at the snowy landscape while drinking milk tea together

- Contains: black sugar syrup, whipped cream, milk tea, silver dragee

Sariel: The devil is always watching violet drink

- Contains: violet syrup, whipped cream, violet jelly, monaka wafer, muscat-flavored water

Luke: Mr. Bear's special honey sangria

- white grape juice, orange slice, honey lemon juice, mixed berries, mint, honey

Silvio: Tyrant's jangling ocean float

- blue raspberry syrup, ramune ice cream, cider, edible gold

[pricesprincess]

₊˚ෆ event milestone

since y'all are so sweet with support .ᐟ

deleted the original one because it was boring so I made it better and since smut won my poll, these are all nsft with some possible dc - mdni.ᐟ

ask example: hello! may I please take a creampie paired with some chocolate pudding and for the side can I have some hot tea? psa: you can have the same pies and cookies and sides as others but not the main dessertsᐟ psa: the ones with a strikethrough are the ones that have been taken!

₊˚ෆ cod: pies

john - creampie

simon - cherry pie

kyle - lemon pie

johnny - blueberry pie

₊˚ෆ main desserts

vanilla custard - "let me finish inside."

cheesecake - "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

apple pie - "if you don't behave, i'll let the boys take care of you."

swiss roll - "aw, is someone mad that they can only cum because of me?"

lemon bars - "i've met strays who were more obedient."

cherry tart - “gonna make you a mamma and you're gonna make me a daddy.��

chocolate pudding - "i know virginity is a stupid concept… but i want to take yours."

banana split - "where are your manners?"

gooey butter cake - "don't worry, drug tests aren't till next week."

chocolate sauce - "i'm going to fuck that sweet pussy of yours until the only word your little brain can form is my name."

candy cigarette - "you're beautiful when you smile, but you're the prettiest when my cock is in your throat"

rock candy - "the family's precious little girl. under me like a slut."

taffy - "yeah, i'll use protection."

candy apple - "don't hide your face from me. i'd hate to have to tie you up."

chocolate truffles - "you're my most unhealthy obsession."

whipped cream - "let's play a game: don't get caught."

sprinkles - wildcard (whatever YOU want as a prompt!)

₊˚ෆ drinks

iced coffee - daddy kink

hot coffee - rough sex

juice - soft gentle sex

hot tea - pregnancy

vodka - cowgirl

whiskey - public sex

cocktail - doggy style

bloody mary - high sex

martini - drunk sex

gin and tonic - car sex

daiquiri - collars/leashes

[evilmakesthings]

Puppy snacks!

-Scooby-Doo cookies (a classic)

-Peanut butter (also a classic- varieties include sun butter, almond butter, etc if you can't have peanuts)

-Goldfish

-Any sort of cookies. Shortbread and sugar cookies can be made in the shape of bones!

-Pretzels

-Any sort of dried meat or fruits/vegetables

-Cereal, with or without milk

-Small chocolate pieces (not for real doggies but to celebrate our newfound ability to eat it!)

-M&Ms (same as above)

-Scrambled eggs

-Yogurt

-Tuna salad (like wet dog food! I like just tuna n mayo for simplicity)

-Graham crackers

-Crackers/sandwich crackers

-Meat and cheese slices, cheese cubes/sticks

-Ice cubes

-Ice cream

-Whipped cream/cool whip (make yourself a pup cup)

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[maxwhathappened]

Sundae Request Menu

This is my ice cream request menu! Make your own sundae in my inbox as a request. I won’t generally take requests outside of this format, but you’re welcome to try.

When you place your order please:

Specify which driver the order is for

Limit yourself to 1 Dish, 1 Drink, 3 flavors and 4 toppings, though you are free to do less than those.

Make sure to clearly specify what is a flavor and what is a topping as some names are the same.

I got this idea from @tpwk-formula1 , be sure to check out their blog as well.

Thank you for your order!

Dish

Cup - smut

Regular Cone - fluff

Waffle Cone - angst

Flavors

Apple Pie - “I want forever with you.”

Banana - “I’ve wanted you for so long.”

Bittersweet Chocolate - “You’re the only one I want.”

Black Cherry - “You’re all I’ve ever wanted.”

Bubblegum - “Do you still want me?”

Butter Pecan - “I can’t imagine my life without you.”

Butterscotch - “I never stopped loving you.”

Cake Batter - “Please let me love you.”

Cheesecake - “Don’t you get it? I love you!”

Cherry Almond - “Do you trust me?”

Cherry Chocolate - “I was worried about you.”

Cherry Vanilla - “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it for you.”

Chocolate - “Can you stay?”

Chocolate Almond - “Please don’t go.”

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough - “Please. I can’t lose you.”

Chocolate Fudge - “I won’t let you go.”

Chocolate Soft Serve - “I’m not going to leave you.”

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl - “I love seeing you smile.”

Coconut - “You look amazing.”

Coffee - “You clean up nice.”

Cookies and Cream - “You’re so beautiful.”

Cotton Candy - “Oh no, baby. Please don’t cry.”

Dulce de Leche - “No, don’t cry. I hate it when you cry.”

Espresso - “Fuck, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry.”

French Vanilla - “What can I do to earn your forgiveness?”

German Chocolate - “Is there anything I can do to make this better?”

Lemon Sherbert - “I’m sorry! How many times can I say it?”

Lemon Sorbet - “Get back in bed right this instant!”

Lime Sherbert - “You’re burning up. Just let me take care of you.”

Lime Sorbet - “I’ll take care of you, baby.”

Mango Sherbert - “I can’t believe you let him touch you.”

Maple Walnut - “I don’t want anyone else to touch you.”

Mint Chip - “You belong to me.”

Mocha - “Say it.”

Neapolitan - “I’m gonna mark you up for everyone to see.”

Orange Sherbert - “You like when I leave marks on you, don’t you?”

Peach - “You’re such a good girl.”

Peanut Butter Cup - “So good, so sweet, so perfect.”

Peppermint - “Be a good girl for daddy.”

Pineapple Sorbet - “You can be so good when you want to. Why aren’t you good all the time?”

Pistachio - “Don’t get greedy now. Be patient.”

Pistachio Almond - “A little needy?”

Praline - “Do what you’re told and you’ll get what you want.”

Rainbow Sherbert - “Just one more, baby. I just want one more.”

Raspberry Sorbet - “You can do one more for me, can’t you?”

Raspberry Swirl - “You’re such a brat.”

Rum Raisin - “Getting a little tired? Too bad.”

Rocky Road - “You’re such a little slut.”

Salted Caramel - “Fucked you dumb, didn’t I?”

Spumoni - “You are in so much trouble.”

Strawberry - “You’re gonna be sorry later.”

Strawberry Soft Serve - “You want me to fuck a baby into you?”

Toffee -“I’m gonna get you pregnant.”

Vanilla - “Fuck, you’re so tight.”

Vanilla Bean - “It’s too big.”

Vanilla Soft Serve - “You’re dripping, sweetheart.”

White Chocolate - “Oh fuck, do that again.”

Toppings

almonds - dom!driver

bananas - sub! driver

blueberries - switch! driver

brownies - soft dom! driver

Butterfingers - brat!reader

butterscotch syrup - sir! kink

Captain Crunch - daddy! kink

caramel - rough sex

cherries - slow/romantic sex

chocolate chips - jealousy

chocolate sprinkles - public sex

chocolate syrup - phone sex

coconut flakes - mirror sex

gummy bears - shower sex

hazelnuts - doggy

honey - mating press

jelly beans - riding

kit kats - overstimulation

Lucky Charms - edging

macadamia nuts - spitting

marshmallows - squirting

mint syrup - hair pulling

M&M’s - biting

nutella - choking

oreos - marking

peanuts - fisting

peanut butter cups - spanking

peanut butter syrup - cockwarming

peppermint patties - dirty talk

pralines - praise kink

pretzels - degradation kink

pistachios - somnophilia

raspberries - breeding kink

Rice Krispies - size kink

Snickers - ass play

sprinkles - toys

strawberries - bondage

strawberry syrup - mutual masturbation

walnuts - body worship

whipped cream - nipple play

white chocolate chips - dacryphilia

white chocolate syrup - aftercare

Drink

chocolate malt - established relationship

chocolate milkshake - friends to lovers

coke float - enemies to lovers

orange soda float - secret relationship

oreo milkshake - fake relationship

peanut butter milkshake - roommates

rootbeer float - exes

strawberry malt - coworkers

strawberry milkshake - best friend’s brother

vanilla milkshake - brother’s best friend

vanilla malt - strangers to lovers/meet cute

[pure-vanilla-lilies]

Onyx Cream Cookie NSFW HeadCanons

•Onyx Cream is a bottom switch and he’s an very flustered cookie

•Onyx Cream is packing 5.10 inches, it still surprised his partners

•Onyx Cream cums about 2 to 3 cups semen, he is very pent up

•He enjoys giving and receiving oral, but mostly giving oral

•Enjoys getting his hair pulled, whenever his hair is pulled he will moan

•His moans are soft but noticeable

•Favorite positions are missionary, doggy style and reverse cow girl

•Will melt if he’s being praised, he will become a flustered mess

•Aftercare with him contains herbal baths, herbal teas, back massages, and cuddling

[sleepingdeath-light]

threesome hcs + lilac cookie & yogurt cream cookie ; 18+

requested by ; anonymous (26/07/23)

fandom(s) ; cookie run

fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific

character(s) ; lilac cookie, yogurt cream cookie

outline ; “threesome hcs for lilac cookie and yogurt cream cookie

im 19 ^^”

warning(s) ; sexually explicit content, threesome, multiple penetration, pillow prince!yogurt cream cookie, dominant!lilac cookie, switch!reader insert

minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

given just how close these two men are, and how deeply the trust between them runs, it’s pretty much inevitable that the idea of having a threesome amongst yourselves will get floated around pretty frequently from the moment you and your partner (be that lilac or yogurt cream) become sexually active and comfortable with each other in the bedroom — and when you’ve all agreed to it and set out all of your boundaries, that’s when the fun can finally begin

when it comes to the dynamics and roles they take on when you’re all together, it usually tends to look a bit like this: yogurt cream cookie laying on the plush bed, floating somewhere between pillow prince that can only be bothered to receive pleasure and lazily paw at you and your shared partner, and mean dominant (almost as if a brat got to dom their s/o) that lays back and orders you both around as he makes himself the focus of the evening; lilac cookie taking the lead as he floats somewhere between strict and service dom, alternating between following yogurt cream cookie’s lead and focusing his efforts on you as he tends to get off more on pleasuring you both than being pleasured himself

you, for the most part, usually end up sandwiched between the two men or laying beside yogurt cream cookie depending on the mood of the evening and whichever position you’ve all ended up in by that point

yogurt cream cookie is equally as happy to top as he is to bottom (or to do both at the same time if the position demands it), but lilac cookie is a strict top and is very uncomfortable with being a bottom no matter how long you’ve been together and how much you all trust each other

lilac cookie isn’t the most vocal but that doesn’t mean he’s completely silent and stoic throughout the act — he lets out occasional strained grunts and bitten back groans of pleasure when he’s close, calmly whispers orders for you and yogurt cream cookie to follow, praises you both when you comply with what’s being told, and he also lets out plenty of low moans of satisfaction when he goes down on either of you

yogurt cream cookie, meanwhile, is much more vocal and isn’t afraid to let you both know exactly what’s on his mind and what he wants you to do to him or to each other — of course he’s very big on praise and flirting in the bedroom (if he’s in a very playful mood he can go the whole day without calling either of you by your names in favour of increasingly flustering pet names that make your head spin and your skin burn), but he’s also very keen on ordering you both around (both in a much more demanding and bratty tone, and in a much lighter and relaxed voice that still somehow rings clear with that casual authority you come to get used to from him), teasing you for any reactions he finds especially interesting, and occasionally begging for you or lilac cookie to do what he wants in a tone that’s somewhere between a whine and a moan (he’s also extremely loud when he’s close to climax — to the point that you’ve had to gag him before in order to stop concerned guards from walking in on something they have no need to see)

they each have their own preferences when it comes to the positions you end up in — with lilac cookie being more fond of a mixture of ‘69’ and ‘doggy style’ (him fucking either you or yogurt cream cookie whilst you’re performing oral on each other) whilst yogurt cream cookie much prefers ‘classic double penetration’ (him laying on his back whilst you ride him and lilac either fucks you alongside him or penetrates him instead, depending on his mood at the time) — but at the end of the day as long as you’re all getting off neither of them can find much reason to complain (not in the moment, at least)

though lilac cookie falls more strictly into the ‘dominant’ category, yogurt cream cookie is more of a switch and is happy to have both you and lilac dominating him at the same time if that’s what you desire — he can be a bit of a brat, after all, and it’s a welcome change of pace for him to be put in his place and fucked stupid for a change (bonus points if you’re using his mouth to get off whilst lilac cookie fucks him)

lilac cookie tends to be a bit rougher during actual sex and enjoys being able to manhandle you both (especially if it involves some element of bondage, marking kink, and some overstimulation here and there), but when it comes to aftercare he’s the most attentive partner you could ask for — predicting and anticipating each of your needs before you realise them yourselves and making sure that you’re doing everything you need to in order to properly rest and recover (particularly after rougher or longer sessions)

yogurt cream cookie, in contrast, is an incredibly soft and lazy lover who tends to take his time with you and focus more on praise and some element of body worship (both giving and receiving, but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy getting to feel you both up in the moment), but when it comes to aftercare he’s much more keen to be cared for than to care for others — he’s very affectionate and vocally loving afterwards, sure, but he’s not going to be dragging himself out of bed to fetch you some fruit or run a bath to soothe lilac cookie’s muscles anytime soon (that’s what servants are for, after all!)

[barneysbigstompers]

*Holds you*

Heh. . don’t go my cute my pookie pokig dookie fastic blookie wookie a'ookie e'ookie 'dookie popeyes biscuit with a cherry on top with whipped cream and rainbow unicorn boo boo icing on top drizzled with pink caramel my pookie wookie dookie white cookie and chocolate chip cookie with unicorn charm my boo boo pusheen hello kitty bee buzzy bee ronald m donald boo boo kuromi kfc burger king boo boo lovely peaches puppy kitty woo woo boo boo moo moo kawaii uwu owo baka princess prince bookie wookie dookie stuffed lookie bookie mookie cookie mint icecream chocolate icecream vanilla icecream strawberry icecream cookies and cream icecream hershey bar boo woo cookie mookie i can buy myself flowers bellydancing pookie cookie wookie dookie lookie bookie mookie sookie pookie cookie ilysm ronald mc donald pusheen charm kitty doggy puppy duggy total dramarama lama pama big o owen chocolate labrador blue.. thughts on top blue thoughts and pink..thxughts needa go follow them both bc i put effort into writing this not really im in a car writing this bur ayways my golden hour boo boo moo moo coo coo loo loo favie fairy woo woo floptok okok lalala yayaya pink boo boo kfc ronald mc donald kompa kompa stuffed pookie boo boo bear

Lane.

[a-cakehound-or-critter-a-day]

6/11/2024 Another angery one for today-

[pinemartenstudios]

7th attack is a friendly fire for @0odlesofd00dl3s ! They host a daily doodle blog in Tumblr where they share doodles of cake hounds and other canine critters from Cookie Run, like cream wolves, jackals, sugar foxes, etc. And they always bring a smile to my face ^^. So I wanted to draw one of their OCfied doggies! To be specific, I chose OCfied Cakeberus, cuz if drawing an animal can be a challenge, a three headed dog is even more of a challenge. So I wanted to challenge myself ^^. Hope you like it ^^!

[levishart]

im not sure if you all can tell but i LOVE levi ackermann

he's cute my pookie wookie dookie cookie blookie wooki a'ookie e'ookie c'dookie popeyes biscuit with a cherry on top with whipped cream and rainbow unicorn boo boo icing on top drizzled with pink caramel my pookie wookie dookie white cookie and chocolate chip cookie with unicorn charm my boo boo pusheen hello kitty bee buzzy bee ronald mcdonald boo boo kuromi kfc burger king boo boo lovely peaches puppy kitty woo woo boo boo moo moo kawaii uwu owo baka princess prince bookie wookie dookie stuffed lookie bookie mookie cookie mint icecream chocolate icecream vanilla icecream strawberry icecream cookies and cream icecream hershey bar boo woo cookie mookie i can buy myself flowers bellydancing pookie cookie wookie dookie lookie bookie mookie sookie pookie cookie ilysm ronald mc donald pusheen charm kitty doggy puppy duggy total dramarama lama pama big o owen chocolate labrador my golden hour boo boo moo moo coo coo loo loo favie fairy woo woo floptok okok lalala yayaya pink boo boo kfc ronald mc donald kompa kompa stuffed pookie boo boo bear

[shuxiii]

hanyn is superior in any universe

oh my god youre so right lemme kissy wissy my pookie wookie dookie cookie blookie wookie a'ookie e'ookie c'dookie popeyes biscuit with a cherry on top with whipped cream and rainbow unicorn boo boo icing on top drizzled with pink caramel my pookie wookie dookie white cookie and chocolate chip cookie with unicorn charm my boo boo pusheen hello kitty bee buzzy bee ronald mc donald boo boo kuromi kfc burger king boo boo lovely peaches puppy kitty woo woo boo boo moo moo kawaii uwu owo baka princess prince bookie wookie dookie stuffed lookie bookie mookie cookie mint icecream chocolate icecream vanilla icecream strawberry icecream cookies and cream icecream hershey bar boo woo cookie mookie i can buy myself flowers bellydancing pookie cookie wookie dookie lookie bookie mookie sookie pookie cookie ilysm ronald mc donald pusheen charm kitty doggy puppy duggy total dramarama lama pama big o owen chocolate labrador blue..thxughts on top blue thoughts and pink..thxughts needa go follow them both bc i put effort into writing this not really im in a car writing this bur ayways my golden hour boo boo moo moo coo coo loo loo favie fairy woo woo floptok okok lalala yayaya pink boo boo kfc ronald mc donald kompa kompa stuffed ponka bapben hear

[sovlosetoyu]

⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣🍮⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ‧₊˚✧୨ৎ ୨୧┇Name: Kinnie / kin (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)~!!

୨୧┇I am ~ :🇨🇺♡

୨୧┇Gender: Male~!!

୨୧┇Age: 16 ~!!

୨୧┇Pronouns: He / him / any (non fem prns) ~!! ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ‧₊˚✧୨ৎ ╰─ - ̗̀🍰 My Favorite… ୨୧┇Color: light pink / light blue / light green / cream-yellow ~!!

୨୧┇Anime/Show: toyko mewmew / 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 /𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘫𝘰𝘶 / 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦 / ghibli films / (open to recommendations

୨୧┇Game: Anch / genshin impact / minecraft / cookie run kingdom - oven break / my hellokitty cafe ~!!

୨୧┇Favorite animal: doggies !! (๑>؂•̀๑) ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ‧₊˚✧୨ৎ ╰─ - ̗̀💌 Interests & More! ୨୧ Art ~ @iinouekins

୨୧┇Likes: Drawing / cutecore / sweets / sanrio / fall / spring / sweet people / decorating my space / shopping (ofc) ~!!

୨୧┇Dislikes: Dni if ~ racist / homophobic / zoos ~!!

୨୧┇Birthday: 02/26/08 ~!!

୨୧┇Extra: I have adhd and i yap soooo much, Im omnisexual (VERY GAYLITTLETHING) and genderfluid (mostly masc) (ᵔᗜᵔ) And i love having fun mutuals ~!! https://en.pronouns.page/@Inouekins ♡ ⌣⌣⌣⌣🍓⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ‧₊˚✧୨ৎ